Would Steven be a good parent?

Would Steven be a good parent?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure. Probably. I wonder what kind of powers his kids would have.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I despise transgender people with the most utmost of my heart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stevonnie
      >trans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is SU such bait for troony seethers, there was one maybe trans character that had about a minute of screen time in SUF, but even before that you morons would scream about trannies in every SU thread. Garnet aside its barely even a queer show, every other romantic relationship is straight.

        stevonnie is trans you bigots. deal with it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No they’re not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They didnt really transition to anything tho, they're just a fusion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Realistically Steven would have had kids early on whether accidentally or deliberately

          Technically speaking they're intersex

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He would poke holes in his condoms

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He'd ditch any kids he wasn't prepared for on random people's doorsteps

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why? He knows three women who are probably itching to be parents again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh he would just walk out of whatever town he is in. He doesn’t have any documentation. good luck getting child support from him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Stevonnie is two cisgenders homies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but Stevonnie is trans
            >uses they/them
            >is voiced by a trans person
            >looks like a woman but grows a beard
            >can't be a full man bc of connie, can't be a full woman bc of Steven
            >the creator confirmed that they're nonbinary and intersex

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But they have both

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still counts

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Anon. Stevonnie is two people. Both cisgenders. You can't make a troony from a normal person. Trannies are inherently broken.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steven and Connie aren't normal people, they're both freak outsiders, might as well become trans because those people sure love to blame their gender for having a terrible life

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Steven will be fine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                right, he's basically a bomb that can go off at any time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. He’ll end up attracting some b***h into serial killers. Or a woman who is used to being with violent thugs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I coudl see him being a serial rapist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who would his victims be

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fat Indian women

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                frick off he's not a serial killer, just a whiny b***h with too much powers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s just the type of person he would be with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is SU such bait for troony seethers, there was one maybe trans character that had about a minute of screen time in SUF, but even before that you morons would scream about trannies in every SU thread. Garnet aside its barely even a queer show, every other romantic relationship is straight.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To Hazel specifically?
    Well he can’t be worse than Grace or Amelia

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'd be a better older brother

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He would just end up molesting one of the twins

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Steven doesn't molest, he's a murderer, remember?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True I guess
          He just needs a setting where he can Murder more freely
          Most DTVA shows work they got darker humor

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          who did he kill exactly, Lars, Jasper? someone else? don't make me have to go through every episode again

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He killed Jasper for like 5 seconds.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              well yeah, that's why I'm asking, was there someone else

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Tried with White

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's it? pathetic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And everyone else as a kaiju

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And he wouldn’t diddle Hazel?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't project your desires onto Steven, he's a good boy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He still might frick up with her. Probably kill someone while she watched

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why was this a thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        two popular things meshed together never makes sense but tumblr artists need their likes and follows

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Define "good" and "parent"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Adequate
      Taking care of a kid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then no

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pre-future? could be a good older brother.
    post-future? IDK, what it's worst? a heartless b***h or a demigod with emotional problems?
    anyway hazel deserve better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steven’s problem is more just being needed and having a sense of purpose. It beats the hell out of Grace as a parent. But yeah not he best situation for her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Steven’s problem is more just being needed and having a sense of purpose.
        so, emotional problems?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All internal issues are emotional problems

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not for his own flesh and blood, he'll probably end up sacrificing his own being to give new life like Rose did.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Old question, but if Stevens sperm had little gem particles on them, would his cum be sand?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they would be more extra small

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >His gf has to be worried about microplastics AND mircogems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better question: We've already seen how Steven's saliva can do shit like make sentient plants and heal stuff, imagine what his semen can do.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Steven and Connie had a kid I kind of imagine they'd be like the total opposite of Steven, some hotblooded shonen protag who wants to fight shit with their cool gem powers, but their dad wont let them.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldnt he die after he has a kid?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rose consciously chose to suicide, and even then she's shown to be a compulsive liar so it's possible that even her death was faked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No Rose did not choose to die. Stop spreading that. Becky even said no.
        She would have given anything in the world to see Steven. She could not have had a normal 100% human baby.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post the direct quote where Rebecca states that Rose controls the minds of all gems via hivemind so that every gem automatically dies and is forced to give up their powers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldn’t give birth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Theoretically he wouldn't need to give his powers away since he already has human organs and DNA. However since we're still pretending Rose was perfectly sane and had control over the minds of all Gems...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She was suicidal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tell that to the anons who claim she wasn't

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This Anon thinks White Diamond and Rose are the same

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Potentially

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Highly emotional, low intelligence, low strength, fat, uneducated, highly dependent on others
    He would probably be a worthless basedmale like his father, and just like his father, a terrible example to his offspring......all the while being maintained by his wife until she finds an actual man with masculine traits to frick and starts to cheat on him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >..all the while being maintained by his wife until she finds an actual man with masculine traits to frick and starts to cheat on him
      That’s just gonna make it worse for the guy she’s cheating with. Now he’s gonna have to be a stepdad

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