Would the X-Men or Avengers accept him into their ranks?

Would the X-Men or Avengers accept him into their ranks?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More disconcertingly, there are people on this very board who would aceept him into their anus.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it work much better the other way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care to know, however i applaud your practical mindset.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X-Men are pricks he wouldn’t want to be on their team anyways. Avengers would be way more accepting.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put on the X-Men uniform Godzilla

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla wouldn't join those jerks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why I found this bit so funny but I did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the Chad Vader syndrome. You have a giant monster like Godzilla who would normally smash a famous landmark in a monster movie do something mundane and kind of absurd like turn the Roman Colosseum into his new bed which makes it funny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was in a feild of homes and chose to sleep in an area that looked like a nest. pretty sure it was him just seeing something that looked comfy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kinda yeah. Canonically it's because it reminds him of his old temple.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He would join the X-Men just to dunk on them in a super powered basketball game, then he'd quit and go pick up hot chicks.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt him an avengers villain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Godzilla already showed up in Marvel and the Avengers got their shit kicked in. It was a whole arc and they never even defeated him; he just got bored and fricked off back to the ocean.

      Canonically
      Godzilla > the combined power of the Avengers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Except the Avengers got power crept hard in the decades that followed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As did Godzilla

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >As did Godzilla
            But not Marvel Godzilla
            He entered copyright limbo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Except the Avengers got power crept hard in the decades that followed
          Iron Man, Thor, Wanda and Carol particularly. That mini where Wanda died and came back basically gave her a kaiju summoning power which would be relevant here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Godzilla have some weird rule where if he's in a crossover he's contractually obligated to be written to not lose?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "Godzilla" died in that 1998 American movie to some pussy ass missiles that normally would do jack shit to Godzilla, and that out came way after those Marvel comics. (Of course they later retconned it so that wasn't the real Godzilla, and Americans just got confused).

          He lost to fricking Charles Barkely in a comic and commercial:

          I doubt Toho has some kind of weird obscure contract rules saying he 100% can't lose, and more that after stuff like the 1998 American Godzilla they realized they need to be more protective of the IP.

          The character has been around for 70 years. In that time you get some crazy power scaling. There's literally an entire comic about Godzilla going to literal Hell and still winning. So it becomes mutually understood it's ridiculous to think such a character would lose to a big fricking ape who's most famous moment is dying from falling off a building that Godzilla would normally knock down with ease.

          Godzilla is not just a big stupid animal, his whole thing is being a force of nature and man's hubris meant to show humanity just how fragile they are in the face of a crazy weather event, a nuclear apocalypse, or a Godzilla.

          >In Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack, Godzilla is a malicious entity created from the restless souls of the dead from World War II who seeks vengeance against Japan for its role in the war.
          So yeah Iron Man or a particularly big Gorilla probably ain't gonna beat that.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the X-Men would take him but only to use as a threat, none of the core team except Wolverine would ever have a conversation with or about him that didn't involve his utility

    the Avengers would make him an associate Avenger on the West Coast team, make a big fuss over him at the induction ceremony but never actually call him because nobody reads WCA books so nobody would get the chance to call him, then fifteen years later some idiot would kill him off to prove how badass their oc donut steel villain is ahead of their terrible summer event

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nature Girl would ride him around stepping on flatscans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It should be like pic-related.

      >We have an army.
      >We have a Godzilla.

      Godzilla wouldn't give a flying frick what the Avengers expect of him and they would have to thread carefully with the guy. But they also know Godzilla doesn't like threats to his home turf and will frick up a planetary threat if he feels the needs to. Because that is naturally what he does.

      They kind of already have a similar dynamic with the Hulk. A big fricking dangerous green guy that they have to be careful with that is strong as frick, known for causing a ton of property, getting civilians killed (until that stupid Hulk math retcon), but all just on a way, way bigger scale and with even less ability to be reasoned with.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/m/
    Wrong board

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Boco

    Doesn't matter, he wouldn't.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American Kaiju (Godzilla with an american flag) is a thing in Marvel.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever happened to Todd? I liked him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's been working at Bathesda for some time now.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't Mothra be a better choice, as she clearly understands humans and have the twins to talk with them. Mothra Leo on the other hand would just carry the team on his back due to how OP he is.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would either of them let a massive destructive mindless monster in their ranks? Are you stupid? They would just throw him in the negative zone or something if he's too much for them to handle.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we're talking about Legendary Goji, as long as they don't actively try to frick with him, he could be considered an "ally." Thing is both teams have to account for his big ass causing collateral damage just by pulling up. I THINK both teams have people that can communicate with animals right?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The X-men would be racist towards him because he doesn't have the X-gene.
    The Avengers would fight him at first due to a misunderstanding,m and then they'd team up to take down some big bad, and he'd become an honorary Avenger.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More people see Godzilla as a hero than those chumps.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the x-men call themselves mutants but 95% of them are supermodels so godzilla probably cant join.

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