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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy her a weightwatchers subscription? Hell no she can pay for it herself

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roast her over a fire pit with an apple in her mouth
    Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cannibalism and she'll taste like pork, you sicko

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walk her through Manhattan on a crisp chilly Thanksgiving morning?
    Yes.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's suppose to be a full nudity scene with her

    why hasn't it surfaced yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if she's getting pounded in suuuuuper slow mo
      Gotta see those jiggles and rrrrripples

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been looking into this as well. I believe it comes out when they release the 2nd half of the new season sometime next month

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Full frontal with bush and unsimulated penetration WITH creampie to show the moment her heir was conceived or I will boycott the show

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For me, it's her pink anus I wanna see

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            After it's been gaped by an english bbc?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ew no. After a light jog. I like when it has that slightly greasy look

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >a fat chick going for a light jog
                So, just a walk up a short flight of stairs then?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever gets is greasy is fine

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch Bridger Town , Downtown Abby and gay shit like that, but there is nothing wrong with working a proper at all so long as they maintain good hygiene. Indeed, non American far girls tend to have decent breasts to make up for a portly tum.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That should read "porking a porker" but I can't be added to delete that and post a corrected post just because my predictive text shat the bed.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cross the proton pack streams to protect New York form Gozer?
    Yes.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch her saturday morning cartoon?
    yes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Push her down a tall hill and meticulously record the height of each bounce?
    Yes

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join her and Ivan Ooze
    Yes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch her new space movie
    yes

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk who the frick that is, but i'm gonna say frick no. I don't want to end up like that sad wojack meme

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get her a gym membership? Yes

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women who look like that will suck your dick til your eyes cross.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fatties are usually pick me's
      yes and?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That Wojack with fat girl meme really rocked some people to their core, there's been a concentrated effort to try and pretend fat girls are good at sex in the last few days.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being good at sex and good at sucking dick are two different things anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How would you know?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most fat girls are passive in bed. It’s just their nature to be lazy. On the other hand that soft plumpness feels amazing, just don’t expect much play.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just can't imagine it feels like having sex with a person

          More like rubbing your dick up against a ham hock

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone has had sex knows fat girls are known for good head. There is no fat girl astroturfing, you loser.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >last few days
        Virgin. Fatties suck a mean dick, they naturally love putting things in there mouth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Help her steal Pee Wee's bike?
    Yes.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I have standards

    it's why women won't frick your fat ass either

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i would run her over with a hot air balloon

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slice her butthole with a razorblade eight times and then give her a salt enema? Of course!

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SLAMPIG

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the girls on that show would date me. I don't own a suit, can't dance, i'm broke, etc.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love plump gingers so much bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rewritten bridgerton as the tale of a down on her luck young fat rich chick who gets swept off her feet by a old noble. She assumes she is marrying out of pity and safety, only to find he is truly appreciative of her... substantial gifts

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MAKE IT HAPPEN

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Danbury is pimp as frick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And her younger actress is BLEACHED.com approved

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick man, you know youd give lady Danbury a go too

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a male actor from the 90s I just can't remember his name

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    c**t looks like a young Judi Dench.
    She was cool in Derry Girls, tho.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Colin is literally me material

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the fat chick is an obvious self insert yes

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mo way she'd dent my car

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone should make a hotness tier list

    >SSS
    Kate Sharma
    >S
    Edwina Sharma, young Lady Danbury, new actress Francesca
    >A
    Daphne, Clarissa Cowper, lady Malhotra
    >B
    Mrs. Bridgerton, the prostitute Anthony bangs in season 1
    >C
    Eloise, Mrs. Sharma, old Queen Charlotte
    >D
    Mrs. Featherington, Penelope, young Queen Charlotte
    >Oh shit homie what are you doing tier
    Hyacinth, old Lady Danbury

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Kate Sharma
      God damn that woman is fricking incandescent, just exudes sex
      >Hyacinth
      Why the frick is she even on the list kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give Eloise some credit, she looks 100x better after she dropped that god awful season 1 haircut.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think she's lesbian and would love to watch her munch some good looking rug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would frick old lady Danbury. She's GILF material.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ahiseeyoureamanofcultureaswell.gif

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure. It's not like I have anything better to do.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no I am not black

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I might frick her, but I won't like.. get seen with her or anything.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. One of the best fricks I've ever had was with a fatty. But yea I would be embarrassed to date her

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea. Primo slampig.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this show was just abhorrent woke slop but watching my wife crave the prudish aristocracy full of women obsessing over finding a husband to be custodians of their inheritance really gave me insight on the female condition.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you doing here? Are you some schizo who's butthurt that not everyone has your identical taste in women?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you seething and making up shit about some random shitposting about pajeets, redditsister? Are you a fatass?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only one seething here is you, as is evident from your post-ironic shit-posting and schizo-meltdown.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The people on the right seem chill

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No they're insufferable.
            >t. occasionally goes to kink parties

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