mite as well b
Will it still be me or is it just a demon/evil spirit taking over my body?
Yes , being a vampire is when you suck the blood of a bitch you just fucked, good feeling
Fuck no, vampires don't have a life
id go around romania and hungary being a serial rapist just to propegate the vampire myth.
there are no downsides to being a vampire except the sunny nice beach and water , but you can do without.
Water? What do they drink instead
No, it seems like actual hell. Can't enjoy real food, can't enjoy any sort of activities that take place during the day. Have to live in colder northern/southern regions if you want to not spend most of your time alone in the dark (so you're going to end up in shitholes like Canada or Britain. Immortal but can't reproduce so you live your life unfulfilled. Can't even find solace in religion because crucifixes hurt you.
How about being a lich>?
Vampires can't fuck. The peepee needs blood to function
They do in Buffy. A lot.
Those are less vampires & more blood powered demons. I don't accept any vampire too fat removed from the OG myths to be a vampire.
You are Retarded anon
Fine, go become a vampire & show me your dick still works. But don't blame me when you start brooding in a coffin cause you can't get it up
Vampires literally have more blood than regular people cos they’re also drinking it you absolute retard.
>but their heart doesn’t beat
Doesn’t stop them doing anything else that requires blood, like I dunno, moving, now does it?
Are you that stupid? Do you think a vampire runs on regular physics?
>Doesn’t stop them doing anything else that requires blood
I literally said they don’t, learn to fucking read. Considering how sexy every modern vampire is I’m pretty sure their penises work just fine. Plenty of fictional vampires have kids, alucard in rosario vampire for example
None of those are acceptable answers. Show me an erect vampire dick
>he hasn't already reproduced
>superpowers and immortality? THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!!
and immortality? THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE!!
What good are superpowers if they can be beaten by something as simple as a UV flashlight or a cross? What good is immortality if you can't enjoy life?
You're asking me if I would become an immortal rape monster with mind control and the power to fly and transform into animals and mist with my only weakness being the sun? Yes, yes I would.
Depends on the kind of vampire.
Some vampires must do autistic shit like count grains of rice and not enter homes without permission. Some can't even be touched by sunlight or the fucking explode. Others need to feed every day or die.
Like, if it's Twilight vampire where you get all the good shit and none of the bad, sure sign me up, but I can't give you an answer without knowing the limitations of being transformed before hand.
Vampires are only as cool as the setting they're from, I don't think anyone would want to be a Bram Stoker vampire.
What kind of vampire are we talking about here? The ones from Interview with a Vampire? Blade? John Carpenter's Vampires? Bram Stoker's Dracula? 30 Days of Night?
I'd love to be half vampire half human. So far we only get the upsides of both and none of the downsides.
Am I a modern or classical vampire, yes to former, no to latter
>sexy, eternally young
>can go out in the sun, eat garlic, go inside without asking permission
>dozens of weird weaknesses
>everyone hates and fears you
>can’t even go outside during the daytime
depends on the religious implications
not about to do some stupid shit that's gonna make me Satan's bitch for all eternity
Vampires are basically demons so he might be cool with you, let you join in on the torture instead of having you he tortured. He needs people to stoke the fires and be his servants or whatever. Besides your immortal, just don’t go around pissing off vampire hunters and you’ll be fine
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