I just want to see two hot guys heterosexually cuddle, heterosexually hold hands, heterosexually kiss, and heterosexually admire each other’s naked bodies.
Don’t act like you don’t do the same thing with two hot girls.
just be careful not to actually go gay with your "hetero" friend or the friendship will end right there. usually happens with booze, and even if your "hetero" friend knows you're gay and makes the first move (like kissing you first or laying on you) they'll get all freaked out the day after and stop being your friend. if that does happen and you stay friends, kudos, just make sure you're both ready for that outcome
At my current age I feel increasingly disgusted and uncomfortable with even basic physical contact/affection from family members like hugs or comforting someone when they're crying. I wouldn't want some fricking not blood related grown ass man with his head on my chest in some bizarre platonic nap. Let alone a israelite like Schwimmer.
was Joey gay?
No he was Italian.
What's the difference?
No but Ross was
Cuddling and napping with your best brodude is 100% heterosexual.
He regularly got groped by his elderly Italian tailor
could you BE any more gay?
I like this better than having to listen to any of the women squawking about nonsense.
no because then they'd be chandler's dad
Bros before hoes. Shrimple as.
>Shrimple as
Girls do this stuff, they'll get together just to nap together its kind of weird
Guys should do this more often. Cuddling feels great, especially with someone who actually cares about you.
Post just got gayer and gayer, man. And that's fine, but it sounds like you just want to touch and hold a man that romantically loves you
>it sounds like you just want to touch and hold a man that romantically loves you
Yeah I do
It becomes annoying really fast
I will never watch Friends but this scene and the one thereafter make me lol
What’s the one thereafter? Does it cut to them rimming?
It was a good show, with plenty of laughs and no black people until the end and she was hot
I’m a fujoshit and I demand less scenes with frumpy obnoxious women and more scenes like this in everything
I have with several. Guys are unironically better at cuddling than women.
Men are simply better than women at so many things, including being affectionate.
what is it with you gays on this website trying to convince people that kissing and holding hands is just what bros do? we know it isnt.
You are not a bro. You will never have a bro.
i have tons of bros and we dont frick each other's asses you goddamn homo
But there's no reason it can't be. It's just cultural machismo that accomplishes nothing.
I just want to see two hot guys heterosexually cuddle, heterosexually hold hands, heterosexually kiss, and heterosexually admire each other’s naked bodies.
Don’t act like you don’t do the same thing with two hot girls.
>heterosexually admire each other’s naked bodies.
One of my favorite porn genres is "straight guys doing naked stuff just for laughs".
Apparently that’s not a Pornhub genre, but it is a YouTube thing.
>thread about cuddling
>this gay immediately launches into fantasies of kissing and buttsex
It’s not gay until penis enters butthole. Facts.
Two hot guys making out and cuddling is the straightest thing I’ve ever seen
Ugh gross, I don’t want to see sweaty drippy veganas. The penis is much superior.
Source?
haha what's that from? I want to know that tv/movie's name so I can avoid it lol
The Last of Us lesbian parody
The Lez of Us
Shameless (2011)
>that ribbed Gap sweater
I remember that.
just be careful not to actually go gay with your "hetero" friend or the friendship will end right there. usually happens with booze, and even if your "hetero" friend knows you're gay and makes the first move (like kissing you first or laying on you) they'll get all freaked out the day after and stop being your friend. if that does happen and you stay friends, kudos, just make sure you're both ready for that outcome
At my current age I feel increasingly disgusted and uncomfortable with even basic physical contact/affection from family members like hugs or comforting someone when they're crying. I wouldn't want some fricking not blood related grown ass man with his head on my chest in some bizarre platonic nap. Let alone a israelite like Schwimmer.
Already did in the same bed. We didn't touch each other though.
I'd be okay with it.
women are better at being, men are better at doing. fact.
Cuddling with your bro IS straight.