the episode where riker is first officer on the klingon ship, and the episode where rider and a skeleton crew have to fix up a dilapidated ship for a training exercise turned real are peak comfy. when i daydream about trek, it's the skeleton crew fixing up an old federation ship and going on missions. who's in? very small ship. 10-15 living quarters which are each about the size of a medium sized airstream trailer (stocked with replicators), small cafeteria, small infirmary, 1 holodec, transporter room big enough for 5 at a time, 5 small escape pods. the interior of the ship will look like the year 3000 as envisioned by commodore 64.
Imagine her giving you a titjob, she'd be able to feel your pleasure, which would give her pleasure. She'd orgasm from you having an orgasm no matter what you actually did with her.
Yeah, I'd frick Troi.
This but it's Spock mind melding with me and the sheer scale and intensity of my erotic feelings transfers onto him and he finally gives in and fricks me.
All ships have councellors but the next show was DS9 which was an outpost (and eventually they had a ship but it was a tiny incursion-type, not a Starship) and the one after that was Voyager, which was a crew haphazardly put together for a single short mission gone wrong. They didn't even have a medical staff.
Her prime purpose was a command crew member that could sense shit on a planet even when they were in orbit. Essentially an extra sensor, all the counselor shit was just tacked on to give her other shit to do when the captain didn't need her
by "commanded troi" are you specifically referring to either the episode where she got impregnated by an alien ghost or something, or the one where she got psychically raped?
she was kind of a useless character yeah. on paper, an empath would be good for the seeking out new life and new civilizations and boldly going where no one has gone before stuff, but i think her response is usually something like "i can't exactly read him but... he's conflicted"
She wouldn't let me. That's why I hold the record for number of holodeck bookings. I feel sorry for the ensign that has to remove the waste cannisters.
shitty character that was written shitty played by a shitty actress that was so moronic she dipped out at the end of s1 cause she didn't think it'd be a hit.
Probably, but she's got one of the weirdest builds I've ever seen and that purple leotard did nothing for it. Took til your pic to get a decent hairstyle too.
>but it is considered a hollow pursuit.
what does that even mean? can you set the holodec to let you frick counselor troi? does it feel real? do you cum? if yes, then what the FRICK does "hollow pursuit" mean?
A new holodeck program called "Escape Turkana IV" which has since rendered sexual intercourse with crew members as a waste of time. They're essentially mocking the men of the ship whilst keeping a dirty secret to themselves (and their ravaged holes).
Did he program the Computer to inform him whenever it was activated so that he could site-to-site transport inside the false room he programmed into the hollowdeck to watch it all play out?
>once stumbled across a photo of my mom in the army (in a shithole cointry) >she looked EXACTLY like Troi, big hair and all >she refuses to admit she was in the military >99% sure my dad married her because he was a Star Trek geek
>>she refuses to admit she was in the military
that's bizzare. Get her service record from the government and confront her with, see if she still pretends it didn't happen.
She probably was frickin and suckin in uniform, or got a dishonorable discharge for some reason, that's the only reason I can imagine why someone would deny having been in the military.
Meh. My mom is Moroccan. I'm American (she is too now). I think my mom got really overprotective when I thought about joining the US Navy a few years back. I think *thats* why she denied it. She had a bad experience in the Moroccan military and thought that would apply to me.
>The Betazoid phase or more commonly known as "the Phase" was a physiological phase that all Betazoid and half-Betazoid females entered during mid-life, similar to Human menopause. It was only during "the Phase" that a Betazoid female became fully sexual as the sex drive of the female in question quadrupled or more.
I could never make it around betazoid women because as soon as I see any remotely frickable woman I immediately begin having elaborate fantasies about doing things to their butthole and they would pick up on immediately. Although part of me thinks Lwaxana would be into it
are you a virgin?
i haven't had sex in over a decade and i don't care at all. i've turned it down a lot because women throwing themselves at me is really unattractive, and i won't even frick a girl i wouldn't want to impregnate, even with extreme protection
if you just wanna get laid it's really easy. unfulfilling, but simple
lol a shit character for a shit opinion
yeah if you don't look like total shit and you're not a huge weirdo sperg, it's really easy to have a bar fling or something
i don't frick around, i want to connect with a lady, and that's the hard part. and like i said, i don't frick if i won't impregnate, simple as. condoms, birth control, whatever. if i wouldn't knock her up, there will be no penetration
too much baggage. you want to worry about some thot the next morning? or however long after?
plus eating pussy is really unhealthy. i'd rather not get a yeast infection in my throat or whatever. and she probably got railed out by a lot of other dudes as well if she gives it up so easily to you
it happens. I'm a pretty decent looking guy but I haven't done anything in a decade. I fricked off my entire 20s, spent my 30s doing everything I should have done a decade ago and now I'm doing alright.
women are just a complication and even more so when you're fricking them. it isn't like sex isn't great but so is cocaine. especially at my age too few women are complementary and most are just an annoyance with a hole.
it happens. I'm a pretty decent looking guy but I haven't done anything in a decade. I fricked off my entire 20s, spent my 30s doing everything I should have done a decade ago and now I'm doing alright.
women are just a complication and even more so when you're fricking them. it isn't like sex isn't great but so is cocaine. especially at my age too few women are complementary and most are just an annoyance with a hole.
you had me for a sentence or two, but goddamn
imagine comparing an actual open festering wound to a biological vegana (which you still generally should not put your mouth on)
[...]
you're wrong too. not all women's veganas are maintained or plowed equally
The inside of the bag is an acidic environment that kills most bacteria. It's the outside skin folds that really need to be kept clean, but the inside still needs cleaning as well.
lmao you're just trolling, i got it like 1/4 through that post and it just became more obvious. there is no way you're serious and i think i like the cut of your jib
You are literally mentally moronic. No. On all counts. If a vegana smells bad they have an unbalanced ph or infection or simply are not clean. It is absolutely not supposed to smell bad. I’ll agree most of them do, but most people are not healthy. You’re just a nasty person that gets gutter grade ass
I come to Cinemaphile. I ctrl+f "trek". Zero results. Disappointing. But, OK. Fine. I'm just about to leave and I see a Troi thread. Why make this difficult for me? Just make it a /trek/ thread, please.
she was put on the show to interpret nuances in emotional storytelling to the autistic fanbase. she literally just describes what emotion the sperg watching is supposed to feel. It's like those old movies that had a scratch and sniff card, and at certain times in the movie, you sniff the smell the corresponds to the scene.
Yeah, probably. I'm more of a Tasha man if I'm being honest.
For me it's Lursa and B'Etor
Kaplah.
The episode where Riker has to do a stint on the Klingon ship made me horn for Klingon broads.
the episode where riker is first officer on the klingon ship, and the episode where rider and a skeleton crew have to fix up a dilapidated ship for a training exercise turned real are peak comfy. when i daydream about trek, it's the skeleton crew fixing up an old federation ship and going on missions. who's in? very small ship. 10-15 living quarters which are each about the size of a medium sized airstream trailer (stocked with replicators), small cafeteria, small infirmary, 1 holodec, transporter room big enough for 5 at a time, 5 small escape pods. the interior of the ship will look like the year 3000 as envisioned by commodore 64.
I really thought he was going to smash a Klingon b***h and was kind of disappointed he was turned off by them
>Kaplah.
shut yo ass up hooman
You don't frick her, she fricks you.
And it would hurt.
not a problem
Klingon women have two veganas
For me, it's quark's wife.
for me it's k'ehleyr
Imagine her giving you a titjob, she'd be able to feel your pleasure, which would give her pleasure. She'd orgasm from you having an orgasm no matter what you actually did with her.
Yeah, I'd frick Troi.
Oh man, I didn’t realize this. Why is Troi such a prude compared to her loose mother
So, like every woman?
This but it's Spock mind melding with me and the sheer scale and intensity of my erotic feelings transfers onto him and he finally gives in and fricks me.
homosexual
I am bio female
she's pretty but i never bought that she served a purpose on the ship. did they even have a counsellor after tng
All ships have councellors but the next show was DS9 which was an outpost (and eventually they had a ship but it was a tiny incursion-type, not a Starship) and the one after that was Voyager, which was a crew haphazardly put together for a single short mission gone wrong. They didn't even have a medical staff.
Ezri was a councillor if I remember correctly
Even the NCC-1701 (no bloody suffix) had one.
Tell me she's head of the Cum Department
Dairy
>no bloody A, B, C or Deeee
but was she from Betazed?
>no bloody A, B, or C, but two double Ds
Indeed they did.
she served even less of a purpose. at least troi was attractive
Ezri is CUTE
i disagree but she's all yours
Your father must be distraught.
>tell me more about these repressed feelings you're having anon
>do you sometimes wear a woman's dressing gown? how does that make you feel?
except for that one episode where garek ripped her a new one, she didnt really do much councelling
Her prime purpose was a command crew member that could sense shit on a planet even when they were in orbit. Essentially an extra sensor, all the counselor shit was just tacked on to give her other shit to do when the captain didn't need her
She was the ships sexual relief
>Shrinks in the future
Degenerate show.
You have a lot of repressed rage about counselors. Have you considered eating some grubs?
by "commanded troi" are you specifically referring to either the episode where she got impregnated by an alien ghost or something, or the one where she got psychically raped?
she was kind of a useless character yeah. on paper, an empath would be good for the seeking out new life and new civilizations and boldly going where no one has gone before stuff, but i think her response is usually something like "i can't exactly read him but... he's conflicted"
not only that, but a shrink that can read your thoughts and gaslight you even harder.
She wouldn't let me. That's why I hold the record for number of holodeck bookings. I feel sorry for the ensign that has to remove the waste cannisters.
She strikes me as probably being hairy down there, so it would probably gross me out.
naturally hairy but trimmed and clean is best way anon
Hair inevitably makes the vegana smell worse than it already would
yes and if you say know youre fricking gay and deserve your dick to be atomized by a nuclear fission device
Yes
Troi always looked better in her starfleet uniform.
Same with Kira.
That bajoran bodysuit thing she wore in the last 2 seasons was hot asf though
>Dr. Troi, I have this swelling in my penis and it won't go away!
>Hairy Greek pussy
Yes.
Hair traps odors
Bathing is something that people can do.
>the greek
>bathing
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
EXACTLY.
No. I'd frick Demona though.
I'll take the dancing Doctor and dance my wiener into her if you get my drift.
day i met her would be my last day in starfleet
I think she gave me my Irish/Scottish girl love, watching this as a kid.
Nepo brat! Needs correction!!
Where do I sign up for one of these "rape gangs"?
move to the uk
they are apparently inundated with them
shitty character that was written shitty played by a shitty actress that was so moronic she dipped out at the end of s1 cause she didn't think it'd be a hit.
Probably, but she's got one of the weirdest builds I've ever seen and that purple leotard did nothing for it. Took til your pic to get a decent hairstyle too.
for me its mini-dress troi
I have fricked Commander Trois many many times and I have the coom stains to prove it
are there regulations against using the holodec to simulate having sex with people on board the ship? it's not hurting anyone.
I don't think there were regulations, but it is considered a hollow pursuit.
>but it is considered a hollow pursuit.
what does that even mean? can you set the holodec to let you frick counselor troi? does it feel real? do you cum? if yes, then what the FRICK does "hollow pursuit" mean?
No but I'd play hide the sausage with B'elanna Torres until her ridges went flat.
Body? Yes. Personality in the show and IRL? No.
What do you think they were talking about?
Rating the crew based on dick size. Surprisingly Jean Luc was among top 5
It is called the ‘captain’s log’ after all
>do you think Data is "anatomically-correct?"
>how big do you think it is?
Data canonically has a working dick, which he shared with Tasha Yar
A new holodeck program called "Escape Turkana IV" which has since rendered sexual intercourse with crew members as a waste of time. They're essentially mocking the men of the ship whilst keeping a dirty secret to themselves (and their ravaged holes).
Was it Reg?
Did he program the Computer to inform him whenever it was activated so that he could site-to-site transport inside the false room he programmed into the hollowdeck to watch it all play out?
>watch it all play out?
Reg would beam in and larp as a Turkbanger.
I would troi mate but I don't know if I'd succoid
left: beautiful aryan woman
right: armenian circus strongman c. 1910
>once stumbled across a photo of my mom in the army (in a shithole cointry)
>she looked EXACTLY like Troi, big hair and all
>she refuses to admit she was in the military
>99% sure my dad married her because he was a Star Trek geek
>>she refuses to admit she was in the military
that's bizzare. Get her service record from the government and confront her with, see if she still pretends it didn't happen.
She probably was frickin and suckin in uniform, or got a dishonorable discharge for some reason, that's the only reason I can imagine why someone would deny having been in the military.
Meh. My mom is Moroccan. I'm American (she is too now). I think my mom got really overprotective when I thought about joining the US Navy a few years back. I think *thats* why she denied it. She had a bad experience in the Moroccan military and thought that would apply to me.
>finds images of mother during her strip-o-gram years
>refuses to accept her denial of military service
>in the army (in a shithole cointry)
Greece?
Would you frick Troi and the superior Troi?
on betazed mothers teach daughters how to jerk off
That's hot, but that also means that on betazed father teach there sons how to jerk off, which is supergay.
It's why they lust for human males
>The Betazoid phase or more commonly known as "the Phase" was a physiological phase that all Betazoid and half-Betazoid females entered during mid-life, similar to Human menopause. It was only during "the Phase" that a Betazoid female became fully sexual as the sex drive of the female in question quadrupled or more.
haha oh no that sounds terrible
I could never make it around betazoid women because as soon as I see any remotely frickable woman I immediately begin having elaborate fantasies about doing things to their butthole and they would pick up on immediately. Although part of me thinks Lwaxana would be into it
Nimoy appreciation post
I would frick any female between age 16 and 55 and a normal bmi at this point.
Escorts are cheap
are you a virgin?
i haven't had sex in over a decade and i don't care at all. i've turned it down a lot because women throwing themselves at me is really unattractive, and i won't even frick a girl i wouldn't want to impregnate, even with extreme protection
if you just wanna get laid it's really easy. unfulfilling, but simple
Spock is that you?
>i haven't had sex in over a decade and i don't care at all.
lol a shit character for a shit opinion
yeah if you don't look like total shit and you're not a huge weirdo sperg, it's really easy to have a bar fling or something
i don't frick around, i want to connect with a lady, and that's the hard part. and like i said, i don't frick if i won't impregnate, simple as. condoms, birth control, whatever. if i wouldn't knock her up, there will be no penetration
Okay, so go down on her.
too much baggage. you want to worry about some thot the next morning? or however long after?
plus eating pussy is really unhealthy. i'd rather not get a yeast infection in my throat or whatever. and she probably got railed out by a lot of other dudes as well if she gives it up so easily to you
you know what's up
gross
gay
Virgin. veganas in real life are unironically gross.
buttholes are less gross and easier to eat despite poop coming from it
it happens. I'm a pretty decent looking guy but I haven't done anything in a decade. I fricked off my entire 20s, spent my 30s doing everything I should have done a decade ago and now I'm doing alright.
women are just a complication and even more so when you're fricking them. it isn't like sex isn't great but so is cocaine. especially at my age too few women are complementary and most are just an annoyance with a hole.
You’ll also die of anal rape in prison
Oops too bad "normal" is relative
I’m a Selar man from way back
She looks like Jerry Seinfeld
yes
Is that you, George?
jerry get beam up
>Star Trek is far superior to japanese anim-
This thread is literally a bunch of elderly groomers trying to make you gay
I'm sure I could have when she made a special appearance in a town near me, but I was married at the time, so I didn't even go to see her.
you had me for a sentence or two, but goddamn
imagine comparing an actual open festering wound to a biological vegana (which you still generally should not put your mouth on)
you're wrong too. not all women's veganas are maintained or plowed equally
The inside of the bag is an acidic environment that kills most bacteria. It's the outside skin folds that really need to be kept clean, but the inside still needs cleaning as well.
Vag not bag
lmao you're just trolling, i got it like 1/4 through that post and it just became more obvious. there is no way you're serious and i think i like the cut of your jib
Did star trek women get periods?
With the fury of a Vulcan in Pon Farr.
You are literally mentally moronic. No. On all counts. If a vegana smells bad they have an unbalanced ph or infection or simply are not clean. It is absolutely not supposed to smell bad. I’ll agree most of them do, but most people are not healthy. You’re just a nasty person that gets gutter grade ass
Only if she agreed to condemn Occupied Palestine and chant "From the river to the sea! Palestine will be free!"
Betazoids are literally just human, they don't even get a funny forehead. Is there some physical difference in an area we can't see?
No, but I generally don’t find Betazoids attractive.
For me its andorian babes
PURPLE buttholeS
Delicious
For me it’s the new RLM video where they play with a Star Trek mini
Wait, I want that cardasian babe that wanted to be impregnated badly, she had some nice hips.
why is her hair so greasy
I come to Cinemaphile. I ctrl+f "trek". Zero results. Disappointing. But, OK. Fine. I'm just about to leave and I see a Troi thread. Why make this difficult for me? Just make it a /trek/ thread, please.
She looks like the type of chick that just prefers anal.
She had the easiest job in the universe. A psychic empath who is a counselor? She could just parrot back the things she senses.
she was put on the show to interpret nuances in emotional storytelling to the autistic fanbase. she literally just describes what emotion the sperg watching is supposed to feel. It's like those old movies that had a scratch and sniff card, and at certain times in the movie, you sniff the smell the corresponds to the scene.
>She could just parrot back the things she senses.
And now you know why Migleemo is an actual parrot. Deep cut. Good job, Thumbman.
>veganas smell pretty bad
The groomer board is this way