would you hack the planet with her?

would you hack the planet with her?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hack the planet for she

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would hack her planet if you know what I mean.
    Also if you know what i mean pls explain,I have no idea on how to hack a ladies weiner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i dont know but i'd overflow her buffer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh i'd be smashing that stack

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh i'd be smashing that stack

        Nobody knows what the heck you are talking about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd give her a Big O (of n!)

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she'd let me get into her mainframe.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My floppy disk is compatible with all her I/O ports, if you get my meaning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he has a 3.5" floppy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        8 inch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >325kb of pr0nz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't know, I have a Beta Max

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. But I'd lose the bet on purpose.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Angeline Jolie ever become a houshold name? Was it simply because Girl Interrupted was well received critically? How and why did she get a career?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looked good on magazines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looked good on magazines. Plus she'd been around the scene her whole life and her dad was John Voight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she was Jon Voight's daughter.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >RISC architecture is going to change everything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>>RISC architecture is going to change everything
      Well, ARM is RISC, so technically they were right.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd let her borrow my dongle

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hack her into tiny pieces of you know what I mean

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    90s women's fashion was so fricking hot

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's one of the most ugliest tomboys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ugliest tomboy is still better than a the best looking Stacey.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shit no one has said in the history of the world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Truth. I love short hair, GENERALLY, but some prostitutes just can't pull it off.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’d have to come up with a handle first and that could take months.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I’d have to come up with a handle
      Zero Cool? More like Zero TOOL!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plays Halcyon + On + On

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody here seen Cyborg 2? I kinda want to see it just because Angelina Jolie is in it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no queen mommy to prepare you to take over the known world

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Olympia fricked snakes.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no Criterion edition of Hackers? And is it too much money for Vinegar Syndrome to handle? They just did Road House. Surely Hackers can't be that much higher profile.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a bad predictable movie in which nothing happens except people get falsely accused of the next thing and they recruit one extra person to help.
      The Saint deserves a criterion release before Hackers, same music and underground hacker feel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The Saint deserves a criterion release before Hackers, same music and underground hacker feel.
        The Saint (1997)? Never heard of it, should I watch?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          one of the comfiest movies out there and still holds up. if a little campy at the start

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people get falsely accused
        Literally everyone in the cast is a criminal
        What do you mean nothing happens?
        It's a romp, a true period piece
        Who tf is even in The Saint?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Iceman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hacker is easily findable on bluray, shout released a 20th anniversary edition

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would hack the planet for she. Also, while the amount of technical bullshit in this movie is extremely high, it’s still a fun 90’s movie.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly haircut, but shows the titty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the cut of film.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Na. Angelina Jolie is pretty ugly.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would hack her up

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this movie was so silly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Steps off board.
      >Tail kicks it up into his hand.
      >Throws it back down on the floor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just watched an episode of Columbo with him in it, was pretty good and he was so much younger in it. Also good movie, Halcyon Is an amazing song.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not with her but wit this beautfiul black girl 5 seconds screentime extra instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this beautfiul black girl
      >black
      Anon go outside
      That woman has 0 African parentage

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this film and Angelina is just the cherry on top.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even in her prime she was hideous.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pop out her tracking ball and rub it in soapy water before gently drying and reinserting it into her hole.

    If you know what I mean.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just remembered that I watched this movie within the last year and I barely remember a thing about the plot.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd huck my sack in her mouth

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to interact with girls with hair that short on principle so no.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no
    i never found her pretty and the only good thing she was in was Anybody seen my baby

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she's a real hero for cutting her breasts off

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i´m the PHREAK BABY!

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    master of disaster logging in

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >NOOOOOOOOOOO SOMEONE CAN'T HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM ME!!!!!! ARGH I'M NOT THE INSANE ONE, IT'S EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      excellent example of contrarian edgelordism, anon. Well done!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i-if i just spam enough buzzwords it will make it seem like i'm not redfaced seething!

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cast
    >aesthetics
    >music
    >good enough story
    this movie had it all

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    She looks enough like her father to be off putting in a Trap sense, for some.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ok

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