Would you rather marry her or pay rent?

Would you rather marry her or pay rent?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was down to frick even when Peter was at his lowest, so I'd say pay rent. Deal with butthole landlord by letting him hear me pipe his daughter every night.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marry her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like an eighteen year old boy named Wes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was the blowjob you got from Wes any good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a teenage boy.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has no purpose in the story.
    I honestly don't even know why she was included.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to show that Peter is very desirable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They need to show that Peter is very desirable.

      I saw her as a way to show that Peter had easier options he could have taken in life. He could have this perfectly nice girl who was into him, or he could try to work for the much more difficult option in Mary Jane. It parallels the main choice he had to make in the movie, which was to stop being Spiderman and focus on being a college student and getting his life in order, or stay Spiderman and gradually fail at everything else in life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so the nice humble cute girl is left alone, and the annoying conceited whorish Mary Jane is juggling multiple guys including a megalomaniac douchebag richboy and an autistic violence-addict spider mutant, both of which leave her life in ruins

        people are such garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gf leaves you
      >new girl shows up in your life that treats you amazingly
      >still pine after your old gf
      Its a lesson to not be like peter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >redhead with far more potential for the future than some jobless slav girl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Basing a woman's value off her financial prospects and not her looks or feminity

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go with the guarantee
        lame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is why you don’t have a gf. You settle for the first woman that shows you interest

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your logic is highly flawed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic? Lower standards means he has a higher possibility of having a gf you moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she exists as the last temptation of a perfect life if he gave up entirely his superhero persona, but then he realizes that he shouldnt, even if it means giving up what apppears to be the perfect life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the alternative to MJ.
      Peter is so stuck on MJ he's ignoring a perfectly good girl who likes him for who he is.
      This use to happen in the comics and cartoons as well.
      MJ is a selfish b***h in all of the media and not Peter's soul mate or even a good match for him but the lesson is picking girls above your pay grade and the consequences of chasing them or even "winning" them. It's not always great.
      The whole Spider-man story is about how responsibility as honorable as it is can be a fricking nightmare when other things in life are being juggled.
      MJ was juggling relationships that don't work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >literally spiderman
        >MJ-failed actress
        >picking girls above your pay grade
        yeah sure

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was including the books MJ becomes a model at some point and is considered extremely attractive but she is a frick up too

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she like a giant or something? I can't remember. I vaguely remember her being deformed in some way. I always felt a really strong aversion to this b***h and I don't know why. I just get an instant shot of disgust when I see her.
    >You're gay
    It's not all women, just this b***h.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I just get an instant shot of disgust when I see her
      oh that's because she's a israelite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're gay.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'll get the rent when I frick this damn prostitute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marry her then pay the rent anyway
    PWNED N00BS

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying he would take you off the hook just because you shag his daughter
    He would demand a dowry and rent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dowrys are paid by the family of the wife, not the family of the husband.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wants peter and mj to be together
    kinda feel bad for her like she knows she'll never be that girl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or she knows how much Pete loves her and isn't a huge c**t.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jewess skeletoid

    I don't see the appeal.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >marry her
    >move into a house with her
    >have several kids with her
    >she is a stay at home mom
    >i start live-streaming talking about internet stuff
    >i start drinking on the live-streams
    >i become as the drunk-political guy on the internet
    >dick stops working because of the whiskey
    >start using an apparatus so i can frick my wife with my balls
    >my wife is not satisfied anymore
    >she asks if we can take a vacation to Jamaica where she can frick Black folk
    >i agree in a drunken stupor
    >she gets blacked in Jamaica
    >start using coke when i get home to cope
    >wife also start using coke
    >neglect my kids
    >my local priest notice that im neglecting my kids and taking drugs
    >he calls the police
    >get thrown in jail because i have drugs and guns in my house
    what do you think, its just a first draft of our life-story together but it could work right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ? Wouldn't you inherit the building and just get free money?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the joke is that this happened to some e-celeb that recently got arrested

        Is Mj the side piece?

        obviously MJ and her boyfriend comes to our house and we do some cuckolding and swinging, until MJs boyfriend leaves because MJ has become to much of a coke-head

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >amerimutt humor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Mj the side piece?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dick stops working because of the whiskey
      >start using an apparatus so i can frick my wife with my balls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot about the swinging with third rate ecelebs that cause the other couple to divorce

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be the high school jock, but that's not enough for her, she will leave you for the rich guy
    >Be the rich guy, that's not enough for her, she will leave you for an astronaut
    >Be an astronaut, it's not enough for her, she leaves you for fricking Spiderman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be spiderman, thats not enough she leaves you for the hobgoblin
      >be the hobgoblin, thats not enough she leaves you when you get facial scars and reveal youre a psychopath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Man is technically an astronaut too because he went to space in some of the comics and in some Marvel games (and in the film Infinity War but that's the twink Holland version of Spider-Man, so it doesn't count).

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She would accept he is spiderman, he could invent some shit and get a ton of passive income, she could be a stay at home mom and he could come home whenever he isnt busy as spiderman to spend time with his family and not worry about a job or the kids not being cared for while hes gone. Explain how in any way MJ would be a better choice

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lookit that tummy. she mogs mj hard in every way

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Longcat is long

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine if you could see her pubes haha gross haha

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the man of spiders pasta?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    door status?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfixed
      >blowjob from ursula status
      Impending
      >rent status
      Unpaid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wooden.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid. For this month.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back bro

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he'd have to marry into her crazy russian extended family though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon thats what eloping is for, you get the girl without the shitty family. Better hope shes worth it though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >without the shitty family
        cause she'd totally last a week on a literal pizza delivery guy's weekly salary before escaping back to familial safety

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope she’s already clearly turning into a baboska that I would see on Czechsexcasting

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its because this movie was made in the 2000's, when pretty much everyone (not just normies) drank the kool-aid that cute but plain women who wanted a traditional housewife role were boring, dumb, contemptible, and less desirable, while fickle "talented" career-oriented women with "experience" and daddy issues were the bombshell hotties that every guy wanted.
    Nobody questioned this back then, even though its a bizarre worldview in hindsight. Its only now that it seems crazy Peter Parker didn't get with the landlord's daughter. Literally nobody thought this 20 years ago.
    IMO, the "manic pixie dream girl" fad/delusion of the early-2010's was the final iteration of this trend. At that point, it had already had a lasting cultural impact on both genders. That's why the nuclear family, traditional gender roles, decline in monogamy, and lack of relationships and sex between men/women have plummeted. Thanks Spider Man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't drink the koolaid. i remember thinking that the unlikable character of MJ was the biggest flaw in the raimi movies even when they came out, that she wasn't worth what Peter invested into her, that he had far better options than a b***hy prostitute.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. I would marry Betty Brant.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks slavic and/or possibly israeli
    rent

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd marry her and keep her perpetually pregnant so her Black person dad knows that I'm busting in his daughter daily.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marry her and then live off her WNBA and endorsements money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based baller debicki poster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based baller debicki poster

      Hunter Schaffer looks like that?!?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't find her attractive. She looks sticky

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How long was he chilling in a blazing inferno dressed as an old lady for?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think seeing the movie as a kid is the reason I have a fetish for love and genuine care.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you not seen that bush?! Marry the ever loving hell out of her!!

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