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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will never eat Arby's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get why Arby's gets so much shit more than other fast food joints. Their chicken seems way higher quality than most

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        its the same people who hate arbys who eat at taco bell and mcdonalds 5+ times a week

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't get why Arby's gets so much shit more than other fast food joints. Their chicken seems way higher quality than most

          Being from boston their roast beef is so disgusting compared to the greek shops around here. I dont even consider it fast food, its just shit.
          No idea why anyone gets fast food when all you need if a tiny bit of forethought to call in a shop and its done by the time you get there, cheaper and better food.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >its more disgusting than actual greek shops
            yeah no shit dumbass, literally the lowest tier mom and pop corner shop garbage food is better than fast food. fast food is for Black folk and white trash ie. lazy scum

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i live in new mexico surrounded by countless great mexican restaurants, including many that are "fast food" type restaurants, and yet people still line up for taco bell

            brits eat fricking beans on toast

            and? i never said to eat that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that bad. Their gyro was good for a fast food gyro. Even their fish sandwich (which is just seasonal) is way better than the Filet-o-Fish and others like them

        I think it's just the sight of roast beef that is bad and you really can't get around that if that's what you're known for. People see Arbys and think roasties lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i unironically like their gyros and their promotional sandwiches, like the smokehouse bbq brisket, that thing was pretty good as far as fast food sandwiches go. and who doesnt like curly fries, mozz sticks and jalapeno poppers? they have an orange cream sherbet milkshake in the summertime too.

          but yeah its the roastie thing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i unironically like their gyros and their promotional sandwiches, like the smokehouse bbq brisket, that thing was pretty good as far as fast food sandwiches go. and who doesnt like curly fries, mozz sticks and jalapeno poppers? they have an orange cream sherbet milkshake in the summertime too.

          but yeah its the roastie thing

          all of that shit is disgusting. fast food eaters aren't human

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nobody cares

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              humans care

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "no"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                t. inhuman bugman
                eat the slop goy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                brits eat fricking beans on toast

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i dont eat fast food lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok then

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i don't eat it, i devour it and then shit huge steamy logs of radioactive fast food shit on your grandmother's grave, clean it up janny

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                trying too hard but at long as you hate jannys it's ok

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Being from boston their roast beef is so disgusting compared to the greek shops around here. I dont even consider it fast food, its just shit.
        No idea why anyone gets fast food when all you need if a tiny bit of forethought to call in a shop and its done by the time you get there, cheaper and better food.

        For me it’s the roast beef too. It’s their famous meal, but it tastes weird and fake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Arby's went through a phase of being shitty from about 2005 - 2015. It's back to being awesome, thank goodness.
        t. Fast Food Addict

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Fast Food Addict
          seek help

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          For me it’s the roast beef too. It’s their famous meal, but it tastes weird and fake.

          Yeah, it’s weird that the roast beef is the most well known thing about them but the rest of the menu is higher quality and better overall. Maybe Marge knew this

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Arby's went through a phase of being shitty from about 2005 - 2015. It's back to being awesome, thank goodness.
            t. Fast Food Addict

            If you are really that desperate for a quick sandwich you should just get a tendies publix sub. Caspere knew this

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Caspere knew this
              God dammit, I was gonna say that.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Like weed, like my car, like guns, like easy snatch from Hinge and Bumble, like wow classic. Simple as.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i hate a gf who is borderline wife material but her sex drive is too low. i don't think i can only have 10 minutes of sex per week for the rest of my life. frick this gay earth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *have

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that will probably happen after you're married anyway though. is she interested in finding out why her sex drive is so low?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that will probably happen after you're married anyway though
          Was about to say this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >that will probably happen after you're married anyway though

          >that will probably happen after you're married anyway though
          Was about to say this

          i know that people's libidos decrease with age but hers is already pretty low even more marriage of kids. i've fricked women much much older with a lot higher sex drives. i've fricked like 50 women and she has the lowest of any i've been with. so yeah i don't think it's normal.

          >is she interested in finding out why her sex drive is so low?
          i'm not sure actually. what can even be done? i've encouraged her to get her bloodwork done but that's just for general health. is there something to look for specifically?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >is there something to look for specifically?
            so many things. Depression, stress, body image issues, abused as a kid, etc. If it's something she wants to improve she should just talk to a doctor

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i meant more like something in the bloodwork but yeah she is going to doctor soon.
              >Depression
              nope
              >stress, body image issues
              eh kind of but shouldn't be a major factor
              >abused as a kid
              no
              basically she has a libido but her refractory period is like 3 days so only wants to frick twice/week, and when we frick she cums quickly and then wants me to also cum quickly whereas i want to frick for 30 minutes every night

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                beats me then. I'd suggest her to see a doctor or therapist if it's something she wants to pinpoint.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe a vitamin deficiency

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              alright well we will see...my vitamin d was low and my test was also low but yet i'm horny all the time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hate to be the one who says this but when girls say that there is a 90% chance she's not attracted to you. don't be the beta bucks.
        you're welcome

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i've definitely thought about that but i don't know man. it seems more like her libido is just naturally low but i probably can't see the situation clearly from my perspective. i don't think she's schlicking herself behind my back or anything but yeah i see your point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            look more into the alpha fricks beta bucks thing. see where you lie on that spectrum and that will tell you everything.
            also never believe what women say. only believe their actions. she'll tell you whatever you wanna hear. good luck mate. you're a guy and you still have time to change into whatever kind of guy you want to be.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >look more into the alpha fricks beta bucks thing
              >also never believe what women say. only believe their actions.
              shit man, i'm fully aware of these concepts but for some reason it's hard to see clearly when it comes to my own life. maybe you're right. it's hard to know though. it's not like her words and actions are in conflict at all... i think i need some perspective. thanks man. if it helps she makes the same amount of money as me so she's not gold digging, nor has she been angling for kids
              btw, i'm really leaning towards breaking up with her but i love her so i know it'll hurt really bad but it might be better to rip off the band aid now. i know it's (kinda) shallow but frick man i need to coom. i need to coom a lot and i can't have this any longer. i used to cheat on her to deal with it but i don't think that's sustainable

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I used to cheat on her
                She’s probably currently doing the same to you. You fricking scumbag

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I used to cheat on her
                She’s probably currently doing the same to you. You fricking scumbag

                lmao that's not me (the one you replied to)
                i was going to say that if you can cheat on her then you're fine i thought you were clueless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i was going to say that if you can cheat on her then you're fine i thought you were clueless.
                yeah but like i said it's not sustainable. i'm not bluepilled/clueless but i'm willing to admit i may not be seeing my situation clearly and need some perspective

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was about to tell you not to listen to the moron you replied to because it will just make you paranoid and alone the rest of your life but you seemed to take his advice right away.

                not knowing your age matters a lot and would help with advice. it sounds like you don't actually love her tbh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                his advice was good. we are both early 30s

                >i used to cheat on her to deal with it but i don't think that's sustainable
                moronic piece of shit.

                >I used to cheat on her
                She’s probably currently doing the same to you. You fricking scumbag

                seethe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kek, you're in your early 30s and you're debating about dumping someone "you love" and seems perfect beyond she doesn't frick you more often?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i never said she seems perfect. there are other issues too

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >better be cucked than be paranoid or alone
                >calls me a moron
                lmaoooooo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                kek, this guy is a schizo and tries to give advice

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >if you're aware that there are theives out there and keep an eye on your wallet and not let people steal it you're a schizo

                try harder troony

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you're trying to convince some anon that his woman he claims he loves is cheating on him and that they always lie while telling him to "research alpha beta bucks". you sound fricking miserable and yes, like a schizo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that isn't what he said at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                please show me where i said she's cheating. why are you lying and making shit up? pathetic.
                also how is believing her actions instead of her words a bad thing? are you a female trying to keep men easily manipulated? i don't get it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you replied "better to stay cucked", which implies that. I don't know why i'm even trying to give that moron advice anyway. feel free to continue to tell him "the woman he loves" is constantly lying so he can end up miserable like you
                >are you a female trying to keep men easily manipulated
                schizo talk again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao him and i both said that it's not what i said. cucked is the worst possible scenario he should try to avoid in a relationship like that. i didn't say he was getting cucked and i even said it's a 90% chance she doesn't like him because i don't know the details.
                >schizo talk again
                i'm thinking why you would do that and this is the only motivation i can come up with. i was also asking and didn't say it as a fact.
                >"the woman he loves" is constantly lying
                never said that. he should just focus on the actions because that's what's sure.

                now i see you're clearly a woman and will keep going in circles and lying about what i said forever lmao. i'm out. keep seething and making shit up while calling others schizos lmaoooo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thanks for your advice man. it was actually useful. don't bother replying to that guy again, not worth the effort.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anytime dude. glad i could help. feelsokayman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                by the way, you watch rich cooper or something? sounds like it from the phrases you used

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no but i know the guy. all the redpill guys say the same shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                haha yeah. only one who really says wildly different shit is AMS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i used to cheat on her to deal with it but i don't think that's sustainable
                moronic piece of shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i used to cheat on her to deal with it

                I was going to give you some advice but you deserve to get cucked and dumped. What a piece of shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you are the type to be seething that hard about the cheating your advice was worthless anyway

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If you’ve already cheated and are asking about what to do on Cinemaphile you know what to do bro. Rip the band aid off, it will be better for her too. If you’ve gotta coom you’ve gotta coom.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick. I know you're right...

                you replied "better to stay cucked", which implies that. I don't know why i'm even trying to give that moron advice anyway. feel free to continue to tell him "the woman he loves" is constantly lying so he can end up miserable like you
                >are you a female trying to keep men easily manipulated
                schizo talk again

                >feel free to continue to tell him "the woman he loves" is constantly lying
                He never said that

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he never said that
                >also never believe what women say. only believe their actions. she'll tell you whatever you wanna hear

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >>also never believe what women say. only believe their actions.
                solid advice
                and he implied she might be lying about how high/low her libido is, not that she is lying about cheating

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't saying he was lying about her cheating. He said that completely separately and as a broad statement about women.

                it's fricking hilarious that you think you love this woman when you're getting advice about this on here after cheating on her. do her a favor and definitely dump her

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I wasn't saying he was lying about her cheating. He said that completely separately and as a broad statement about women.
                whatever, i'm not going back to reread the thread

                >it's fricking hilarious
                and yet you are seething instead of laughing
                >that you think you love this woman
                love in complex my friend
                >do her a favor and definitely dump her
                you're probably right about that. we already came to that conclusion earlier. not promising anything though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody who’s not on Cinemaphile actually thinks these things. You fell for the psyop and now your quality of life will be greatly diminished.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                thinks what? no one said girls think about that stuff. you don't understand what you're criticizing.
                calling anything you don't like a psyop is pure copium. also my quality of life is way better since i learned that stuff. thanks for your concern tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hate to be the one who says this but when girls say that there is a 90% chance she's not attracted to you. don't be the beta bucks.
        you're welcome

        Yeah that's usually it. Frick dealing with that just because you aren't genetically gifted. It might suck to accept at first but you'll be better off long term.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop having sex out of wedlock. She's probably not into it because you're not committed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >marrying Frances McDormand
    of course i fricking would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sure he loves her but it's hilarious how fricking miserable he looks when he's with her

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Marrying John Carroll Lynch

      Hell yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hell ya

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no. I need my own space at night.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No she's ugly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take that in a heartbeat for not having to work and her being out all day so I could paint.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So this guy was so desperate he wanted to bang a middle aged pregnant woman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What was his end game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        humiliation fetish

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was trying to cuck son of a gunderson.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he never stopped crushing on her after highschool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Joel Coen had Frances McDormand and John Carroll Lynch conceive a back-story for their characters to get the feel of them. They decided that Norm and Marge met while working on the police force, and when they were married, they had to choose which one had to quit. Since Marge was a better officer, Norm quit and took up painting.

    kind of great that they didn't rewrite the script in any way to include that detail. seems like it would be a huge point in a movie now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based man being able to acknowledge that his wife is actually better at him at something and put his ego aside

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >married to a pig
    Nah.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell isn't that the Zodiac Killer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He played Gyllenhaal's dad in Bubble Boy too.
      John Carroll Lynch is based and always makes movies better.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't he Gyllenhaal's boss in "The Good Girl" too?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, i think so. that's pretty funny that they've worked so closely that many times

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because that lady was a good person and she loved him. I don't deserve that, but I wish I did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wholesome anon, become a man worthy of love.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want nothing more than a faithful woman who loves me. Yes.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >life in the united states of america
    >pre obama
    obviously

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have this and it isn't that great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone's happiness returns to a certain baseline after a while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have a great wife that loves and supports you? what's wrong about it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but it's boring. that shit will turn you into a bald, fat, dead eyed fricking drone. whoa.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, i'd much rather be alone or have a wife that I hate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s better than what a cheating wife will turn you into.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the juxtaposition of their home life with Jerry's was hilarious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry was a moron and a c**t but he did actually love her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        where do you get that idea? he let her get kidnapped by a couple of criminals and steal from her father. he didn't even remember to talk to his son about what was going on, which shows he doesn't give a frick about his family.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ya gottaaaa have a breakfast.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have this, but I just want to drink and do more drugs.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No because god told me I'm gonna win the lottery on Monday

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. They look so comfy

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this what pushed the mute over the edge or was he always always going to kill buscemi?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dream is to stop having to care about my looks and fitness and just be bald and fat with a loving wife
    I dont care if she'd be ugly, I'm just so tired of having to worry about every calorie I eat, every second I spend, if my lifting routines are optimal, if I take the right vitamins and supplements to retain my hair, knowing i have to spend an hour ever single day torturing myself with work out routines I hate just to stand a chance at ever speaking to a woman and never even knowing if I'll get to touch one
    I hate worrying about my looks and fitness 24/7.

    I would gladly trade 30 years of my life if it meant I could wake up with full confidence there will be a person that cares about me despite not doing any of this horrible shit I have to do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had that and took it for granted, then developed medical problems that affected my looks and ability to communicate, and now nobody likes me. Love is a sham, looks are everything.
      Trust me, friend. Never let anyone get to know you. Always stay just out of their understanding and let your physical image do the bulk of the work. The moment it's gone, any companionship is over.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. I have to burn down my local synagogue.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks miserable

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