Would've been watchable if they actually put in some effort with choreography instead of making everything CGI.

Would've been watchable if they actually put in some effort with choreography instead of making everything CGI.

Why does everything have to be CGI nowadays? Especially in this movie since everything they did could relatively easily be choreographed.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >50h gambling
      change that with something else...
      like idk browsing tv for example

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it had some kino non-CGI scenes

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Would've been watchable if they
    put some feeling/emotion into the scenes being portrayed.
    EVERY character except the main bad guy delivers lines in the most aloof, too-cool-for-school, disinterested fashion trying to out-cute one another. Not unlike "the bear" dialogue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the dialogue seems very choppy at points

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does mcgregor walk like a Morrowind character in this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Irishmen are drunk at all times, if they are able to walk at all it looks like that.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always get Roadhouse and Footloose mixed up

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another DEMAKE

    Imagine making Roadhouse and scrapping the mentor character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this and
      >I ain't got 20 bucks
      >I'm on my break
      >Jeff Healey I know he's dead but the music was terrible
      >mid waitress is now just a fat person
      it was okay to watch with my dad but all the things I love about the original weren't there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it was okay to watch with my dad but all the things I love about the original weren't there

        Dalton - smooth as silk shit Zen master
        Wade Garrett - mentor cowboy
        Brad Wesley - mastermind mobster
        Tilghman - bar owner
        Jimmy - Karate Prison homosexual Enforcer
        Dr. Elizabeth - babe
        Denise - babe
        Carrie - barback
        three dozen - "party girls"

        2024
        Jake Gyllenhall
        everyone else is a clown or a minority
        AND NO SEXY WOMEN

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frankie is kinda hot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >frankie is kinda hot
            what does she do to be sexy?
            You're equating "mmm....uh....she looks passable" to this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Daniela Melchior is sexy. She had no character so you have had to have watched The Suicide Squad to appreciate her.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Love Daniela.
            Simple as.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Daniela Melchior is sexy.
            what did she DO that was sexy?
            LOOK attractive (for a mutt)?
            That isn't SEXY

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why was he hired at all?
              We was suppose to get the feeling this undefeated fighter freaked out on seeing Dalton but it doesn’t work

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why was he hired at all?
                there isn't much about the remake that actually makes sense

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her tummy was pretty good in fast x but was just alright in this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wont tolerate the Jeff Healy slander. He rivaled Stevie Ray Vaughn.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it wasn't slander, I meant the new movie's music was terrible. Jeff Healy is ace. obviously they can't put him in the new one because he's dead but they could've made some effort with the music as it felt like a core part of the original

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I meant the new movie's music was terrible
            My mistake. Yeah all the bands in the movie were full of nigs and shit music. Should have at least gotten Gary Clarke. Jr or something would have been decent music and diversity points

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know what would have made the movie watchable? if McGregor and Gyllenhall switched roles
    having someone mentally unstable like a former mma fighter acting like le calm and calculating anime assassin-poet is laughable when you have /heem/'s own gooby in a film being the real coke-fueled deal

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie doesn't work now cause there's no remote element of danger or violence in bars anymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's why Road Hauser should have been played by a woman

      because woman are never safe at bars and violence is always a possibility

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's utterly mediocre, very algorithmic and strangely focused on McGregor's ass, Jake in his underwear and showing abs etc.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was it CGI? I thought all the fights looked fake as frick. Like when someone was getting clobbered their body or head turned into jello. Looked so off.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the glaringly obvious parts that were cringe to watch for me were when he got hit by the car and crashed the boat into the bar. the final fight with mcgregor also looked like some kind of video game quick time event

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All fights had extensive CGI and doubles as the movie's team admits. There's some info about it on imdb's trivia section and yes, the result is stilted and strange.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >choreography instead of making everything CGI.
    They couldn't even film a canoe falling from the ceiling. Even that was CGI slop
    Its not even the amount of CGI that bothers me its the quality. It was dogshit in this movie.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for all of the talk about media literacy the people actually making movies don't seem to understand why the films they are remaking were good in the first place

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    face it, the original was ahead of its time

    Dalton INVENTED Partender

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fights are CGI?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the fights are CGI?
      i rewatched the intro....even the 'tough man contest' fight between the two slobs was CGI, like Black Panther bad

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does it compare?

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