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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs learn to play basketball

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just an Air Bud movie?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ><creepychan
    god, i remember the watch parties for ANTM on /b/, that was like 15 years ago lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      🙁 me too anon me too

      btw post 72 tells me what body part to expose

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    grand sci fi where Earth has become desolate and abandoned after the mass journeying into space. It is now used as a free for all prison planet where the protaganist works his way through the gangs and whatnot found there in order to look for any way to escape.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is just escape from New York III: Earth.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kinda like Pitch Black with Vin Diesel, but more or less sci-fi.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An sexploitation film masquerading as horror, with a young woman abducted and subjected to intense bondage and isolation by her stepmother, shortly after the death of her father. Some very realistic scenes of her struggling to escape as well as tears, exasperation and a sense of genuine despair when her stepmother starts molesting her too.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    movie starring me with a gf

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i watched the first mad max yesterday,id like to do a modern take on a peter pan esqe meets battle royale meets lord of the flies with an island of some sort where they are forcibly taken and have roving gangs of bikers car guys with like small fortresses and gas stations ect

    they are kept on the island for some reason and the island is supplied for some reason maybe a prisoner thing for background

    if we go with that a wrongly convicted prisoner is sent to the island and focred to navigate through it

    they realise the island is supplying the mainland or something with drugs and thats why they are supplied with fuel food ect i dont know the specifics just think it would be cool kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like you have the bones for a good vehicle to introduce the fortnite generation to kino. I would move away from the prison thing, unless you want to send a prison reform message. Just make everyone there child soldiers that are sold into the island through some psychotic ancap system. Basically war orphans doomed to a permanent game of fortnite. This reminds me of a chapter of Alita Battle Angel.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A guy tries out a bunch of birthday clowns for his autistic son's birthday. The year before, the man's ex-wife / the kid's mother, a famous circus clown, was eaten by a lion at work. So this guy is auditioning all these birthday clowns, but he's actually trying to sleep with them and he winds up fricking some of them, but keeps up the facade to himself that he's doing it for his autistic son's birthday. To the point where after the birthday, he keeps auditioning clowns, and tells his son that he can have birthday parties every day to "help him make friends" in special ed class. There is unsimulated full penetration, and a scene where a woman blows up a long balloon with her queefs and then ties it into a dick and fricks herself with it, and when she cums, water shoots out of the flower on her hat. It's 3 hours long and the kid winds up going crazy at the end because he thinks he's 100 years old because of all the birthdays every day it's called
    >The Everyday Birthday
    starring me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very good. A couple suggestions: call it "clownin' around" and add a twist where the kid isn't his son at all, but a nephew that he borrows from his resigned, disaffected sibling as an elaborate scheme to justify is very specific fetish.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick. ok you get a consulting credit. no points and no cowriter though

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Worshiping random prostitutes and declaring them "queens" of the respective board they prostituted themselves out on
    Oldgays/millennials have absolutely no right to complain about zoomers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah actually the waifuposting on Cinemaphile is nowhere near as bad as the le queen of /b/ shit back in the day. boxxy vs the one blonde way young southern girl who got pregnant at like 14 vs pre-fridge chloe grace moretz, god it was fricking awful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pre-fridge chloe grace moretz
        lol, you obviously weren't on Cinemaphile at that point in time because the waifu posting here blew /b/ out of the water. it was literally what Cinemaphile was known for, the shit on /b/ was nothing compared to the waifu wars you'd see on this board. the chloe shit on /b/ was just Cinemaphile spillover

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What was so great about old /b/? It just seems like a load of kids thinking they're epic posting unfunny memes and shitposting on a board made for shitposting where you can't even get banned.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i didn't say it was good, in fact it was awful

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What about it do you think other oldgays think is good, a lot of them think it was really fricking epic

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They don't, we all know it sucked then too
              >/b/ was never good

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that newbie wasn't even on "old /b/", by that point it was already a shadow of its former self.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And what was so good about its old self?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it was just a fun shitpost board. probably the same reason you're in this thread and not talking about films in another thread

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like [s4s] or something? I was under the impression that it was filled with epic raids and cancerous board drama involving ecelebs and tripgays, I don't like anything like that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, not really. It was full of fat, moronic, no-lifes who spent every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. They were everything bad in the world. Honestly, none of them got any pussy. They had fun making fun of people because of their own insecurities, and took it to a whole new level. It was even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Really? But isn't there an entire wiki made to record the board drama, or did that come later

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ED was cancer and girlvinyl is a sellout prostitute. weev's a israelite.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >But isn't there an entire wiki made to record the board drama
                That was made by wannabe /b/tards, most of the editors never even used Cinemaphile and attached their irl identity to it like utter morons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *attached their irl identity to their editing accounts of the wiki. Or photographs in this case

                ED was cancer and girlvinyl is a sellout prostitute. weev's a israelite.

                . Literally ruining their chances at employment just for a few epic internet moments because they're too stupid to use a pseudonym.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Also the wiki is dead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bro. "john" was never a real guy. so cash was always just a troll

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sounds like kiwifarms

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            bishhhhh
            i'm not proud to say that i remember when there were only two boards

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              if you were still hanging out on /b/ by the time they were posting Chloe and hadn't grown out of your /b/ phase by that point i'm really questioning your claim here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                whatever shut the frick up Black person

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sci fantasy epic where an intrepid hero is spurred by prophetic dreams to quest across the land and defeat an evil warlock that lives in a castle in the sky. As our hero gathers companions and defeats obstacles, we get a glimpse of his dreams, which the audience will recognize as modern day earth. The hero sees these dreams as a path to utopia and his descriptions of them inspire all. When the party reaches the warlock, they seem to defeat him in an epic battle. Then, the warlock reveals himself to be an AGI with godlike quantum computing powers that was created by humans millennia ago, conquered earth and proceeded to entrap a controlled population of humans in an analog simulation where it repeatedly creates, destroys and recreates the world to produce more data that will allow it to understand its preposterously abstract prime directive of: "protect mankind". At first, protection meant saving man from itself and then the AGI decided the best way to understand the meaning of its existence would be to repeatedly analyze variations of the hero's journey until it had a perfect definition of the human condition that it could reproduce and preserve across the universe. All of this is explained while the warlock, now revealed to be a robot in a satellite (not a castle in the sky) is killing, dissecting and digitizing the conscience of our heroes. The dreams turn out to be ancestral memories and we see one more in a new context before the last scene: a new hero wakes up from his inspirational dream and we see a slightly different version of the first scene before zooming out and fading to black from a shot of the new hero walking into the distance with the castle in the sky in view. We give it plenty of religious window dressing and some campy 70s sci fantasy serial vibes in the art direction as well as a more modern, matrix style tone in the last quarter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kind of like it at the end the ai should "complete its procedure" and we should see "magic" leaving the world imo for example the ai has no idea the hero is even dreaming and nobody knows why the ai thinks the hero is just makeing it up in-order to corral his companions but as you say the audience is privy to the dreams they are real

      after it completes its task the "final itteration" with the riddle solved we see the hero sleeping and just a blackness fades across the screne

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, one of the ideas I have for the art direction is that all of the "magic" is technology that the characters don't understand. For instance, you'd have an illusionist that just figured out how to set up a bunch of CRTs and plays old tv shows and he somehow takes over an entire kingdom before the hero recruits him on his adventure. Things like this would make the audience think its more of a hope-punk post apocalypse situation, when its really a fairly dystopian matrix twist at the end. I do like the idea of the dream element being something that the AI struggles with, but I want to leave the ending open ended with some sequel bait. I'm imaging a sequence where the AI is digitizing the hero's brain and can't quite transfer the dream data when it cuts to a new hero waking up and the cycle starting again.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yea that fits the sequil bate works quite well when somebody else starts "dreaming" tag line in a world without dreams one man stands alone" kek but im just spitballing its just an allusion to the idea of somethings cannot be known for exaple the ai just changes the peramiters to solve the unsolveable problem it cant codify why hes dreaming the things he dreams the fact hes dreaming is a non-issue so it just decides hes lying a much simpiler explanation

          but its your story hahah i was just trying to open it up to some 4dnuance nonsense

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Found footage styled film. Present day, present time.
    Friends are fricking around in a city for about a half hour and then one of them gets killed in an accident that could get them all hit with manslaughter.
    It's revealed from this accident that their friend wasn't human though, but an android.
    These guys are complete normalgays and there is no rational explanation as to how an advanced android resembling a human could even exist.
    They all have to deal with the situation as their friend is now a missing person from the perspective of the public and they're paranoid over the concept that "fake people" are among them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay I'm gonna go in for a full treatment on this one.
      >After the android revelation, the characters go their seperate ways in a panic
      >Each character reacts to the incident differently and develops a different narrative about whats going on.
      >One character sees things that make them think their in a simulation
      >One character sees things that make them think their on the verge of a terminator style crisis
      >One character with a religious background thinks the android was some angel or demon trying to send a message to them
      >at the end you find out that the android was a real guy that just brutally murdered some hooker
      >his dad is a glowBlack person that showed up, dosed everyone out on psychedlics and told some moronic story about it being machine elves or something while desperately trying to cover for his psychotic son.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The ending sounds lame. The entire point of the idea was to be kafka esque.
        What would YOU do if you found out someone you've known for years was a robot?

        Plus it's absolutely essential that the film "wastes your time" with an intro story so that the audience thinks it's about something different until you get an android out of nowhere and the course of the film changes completely.

        Obviously, that kind of shit is usually not worth it; like with the Cloverfield film that spoiled itself in trailers and promotion material because no one would see a boring suspense film about nuclear bunkers.
        It would be totally worth it from a artistic standpoint though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally worlds end.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An old man decides to murder all his ex girlfriends in various ways and get away with.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Creepychan was so cute

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A compound of animation shorts about loneliness and their side causes/effects, each time that the stories switch the plot become more aggressive but ironically the protagonists became younger. The stories will be like this order:

    1. An poor old man in UK/Germany, he's a nuisance for his children (productive adults) so those guys are just waiting the dead of his father.

    2. A woman in her 50/60s in Russia(?)-2nd world place, she's a housewife so she do all the women's stuff, but beside of that she works halftime because fricking economy. Her husband is an alcoholic and violent, she doesn't know what to do... murder is a option.

    3. A man in his 50-30s in japan, a frustrated salary-man who it's doing his best to keep going, his colleagues are spreading the idea that the women are fricking parasites and then a man about the same age kills some girls in the street because of this idea, the protagonist see it all.

    4. A woman in her 30/20s in Canada(?), she's an opioid addict because of his doctor, her finances isn't good so she start to consume heroin but she needs more, so she became a prostitute willing to do anything to get the heroin, she dies for overdose.

    5. A teenage guy in USA, an average Cinemaphile user, he's bullied, he start get involve in a fan group of Turner Diaries, Accelerationism, and Wotansvolk shit... in the end he "do his part".

    6. A girl in Brazil/Sweden, his father/uncle abuse her frequently... it's a "family" thing... I get sick just to think about it.

    7. In POV, an adult take us and start running, we're in the middle of a war, everybody fricking dies... we arrive on a boat, it's our opportunity, we are on the sea with other people, we're trying to escape about something, some are shot... on the sea there's nothing, the death it's inevitable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do it. Pls.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A guy wakes up with no hands and he's late for work

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait how does he pray to god before going to work and then pray again on his breaks when he gets there

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who Can Say The N Word? A Matt Walsh Documentary. Matt Walsh travels the country discussing the N word with people and asking them who is allowed to say it. Can Mexicans say it? Can Mexicans who are hardcore gang members that will probably kill them if you confront them about their usage of the N word say it? Can a white rapper like Eminem say it if black people really like his music? All these questions will be answered.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A man with a highly tactile scrotum is sent into the "lionesses den" for the heist of the century where he attempts to use his unique ability's to steal a girls best friend the vejazzled princess of Azerbaijan family gems

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dark City 2: John Murdoch has been ‘Mayor’ of The City for 25 years. The populace believes he has been leading them back to Earth. In fact, John discovered long ago that the City-ship had been orbiting Earth’s sun and could have returned at any time. Having grown accustomed to absolute power, he fears to lose it. He has a secret police force that can Tune who help him to enforce order in the City.

    John and Anna’s son, Jack, also gains the ability to Tune and soon learns the truth. He seeks out Dr. Schreber and trains with him in order to possibly usurp his father’s rulership. At the same time, love blossoms between Jack and Dr. Schreber’s “daughter”, Jill.

    Dr. Schreber, Anna, Jack and Jill go to confront John in his throne room. John reveals he is dying and that more Strangers will soon arrive in a new ship. John and Jack pilot the ship to Earth but the Strangers intercept them. An epic battle ensues. The Strangers are defeated but John dies.

    Jack lands the City in the Ocean near an island. Looking at the sunrise, Anna picks up a shell from the beach. She tells Jack and Jill that ‘the world can be what you make it’

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      plainly obvious gnostic thematics ehich the movie was built uppon flew right over your head
      it wont work because you didnt understand the first part at all

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love allicat :3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Old King Gold is that you?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao she's a community manager for some nfts now

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1.Pre-nuke Fallout noir detective political satire drama heavily inspired by Dr. Strangelove.

    2. Romance movie where the protagonist is a tall boring introvert Japanese girl with no mother who's a bookworm and love to read cliche romance novels about a knight saving a princess.
    studying aboard in Europe (Either German or France).

    have a crush on a man who's rich, white, charismatic, athletic (swimmer) and also a mommy boy. he had a gf but they're currently on a bad term.
    for her, he's basically a dream boy and through out the movies, she got to experience the romance, the sad, the jealousy and etc.
    in the end of the movie they didn't get to be with each other. it's bittersweet feeling. knowing that you won't always got what you want but the protag have to appreciate what they had together. even if they aren't in a relationship.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When it come to the cinematography. I want to show how beautiful Europe is.
      The story will not set in big city and will probably be in suburbs where there are a lot of green trees, fresh air and beautiful ambient sound.

      I want to put an emphasis on the native European culture. the whiteness. after all our protag is a Japanese girl. she's an alien in that environment. to her that's new world. and that's not her people.

      the reason I mentioned that the guy is a "mommy boy" because he is. he's in fact a mommy boy. his dad never really there for him and they weren't never really close to each other. after the mom passed away. the dad married a Japanese woman. although his new step mom is extremely nice and sweet. he just can't connect to her. simply because that's not his OWN mother.
      that's why the man approach our protagonist in the first place. because she's Japanese.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he also approach her because he wanted to practice his Japanese. so for most of the times, the guy will speak in Japanese and the girl will speak in German.

        they practice each other language and slowly, they developed a bond.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Would really love to turn it into a proper screenplay but I have never experience love. and to write a romance story. it felt dishonest.

          would've been a banger though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is like to see a Fallout where you play through the bombings themselves trying to survive while slowly turning into a ghoul. Weapon and resources would be plentiful at first and then as the game progresses it becomes harder and harder to find ammo and food.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is almost 20 years old

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A crew of 17th century British explorers take a native woman aboard and discover that she is pregnant. The crew begin to believe she is cursed as terrible things begin to happen to them.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 hours straight of nothing but sadhoes shooting heroin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino,it should focus on the artistic expression when they are high and the ingenuity in getting dope,it would win an award, sad hoes is a great name but something like the lost girls and your in canns

  24. 2 years ago
    styx

    lesbian love story where one is a tomboy lesbian unsatisfied with her current lover, sees a engaged women with hot bod and desides to turn her bisexual with her confidence and sex appeal, the engaged b***h chases her and they engage in passionate sex. very very passionate sex.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A sweeping epic about the fall of Constantinople, and of Rome's true heirs.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are there directors browsing Cinemaphile?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Directors? no. maybe the guys who made Euphoria (since his movie literally mentioned Cinemaphile once)

      actors? Rob Pat definitely browse Cinemaphile, doubt that it's regularly though since the board is full of incel morons and losers.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Musicians? Jpegmafia, obviously browsing Cinemaphile. wouldn't be surprised if 100 gecs do it as well.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A book faithful “Without Remorse” with a straight white male playing John Clark. It could set up a series of movies including book faithful Rainbow Six. The characters keep the gender and race they had in their respective books. No black washing or women as soldiers. It would make a billion dollars. I think Joel Kinneman would make a good Clark, it would be easy to fudge his age between the movies, like in For All Mankind.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women nearing the wall are forced to find a marriage partner or get euthanized. The city has only one unmarried man left, so the remaining 8 roasties have to fight out, battle royale style, for his hand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch "The Lobster"

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