Disney hires you to write a new Star Wars trilogy.
It must be set after Episode IX.
That's the only rule.
What do you do?
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Write Episodes X, XI, and XII
Disney hires you to write a new Star Wars trilogy.
It must be set after Episode IX.
That's the only rule.
What do you do?
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Politely tell them to fricking kill themselves.
And so as it turns out, the Muhroobahgjah berries that the Ewoks passed out gave us all nightmares.
Then we pay Timothy Zahn enough to legally rip off Heir to the Empire and print money?
I don’t think you need to pay Zahn for Heir to the Empire.
The hard part is deciding whether to deepfake the OT trio or just recast them.
Recast them, it's ok. We'd accept it so long as Lucas's vision is followed.
Contine the legacy of making 3 bad movies and wonder who theyll get next
First I honestly dont know roman numerals what movie number are you asking for? I want to get this right
X, XI, XII
Is X zero?
Sure.
>It must be set after Episode IX.
I refuse and tell them to go frick themselves.
the main villain would be Darth Maul's legs. Someone found maul's legs and gave him a robot top. His lightsaber would be longer than normal and brown.
This is better and probably less moronic than what they’ll actually do
There is another secret evil empire let by a Sith Lord. Everyone realizes it's an endless cycle of conflict and gives up.
Recast Rey and then do a trilogy of her rebuilding the Jedi Order with Finn as her first Padawan obviously
>It must be set after Episode IX.
This is the real problem. Lucas sold Star Wars because it was done. Nothing more could be continued past that point without taking away from the original story, the only way to make something that respected what was there was to make a prequel about the old republic or something.
But if I had to make them, something along the lines of a galactic war caused by a power vacuum of the empire being destroyed. Have a bunch of Jedi Luke trained turn to Sith because the galaxy views them as villains for destroying stability despite the tyrannical reign of the empire. Ultimately, culminating in multiple planetary systems aligning themselves with the Jedi or Sith in a huge final battle.
>This is the real problem. Lucas sold Star Wars because it was done. Nothing more could be continued past that point without taking away from the original story
So you're saying, he white-slaved the white-slavers?
Based.
nah there was still a pretty clear path after ROTJ with the "pass on what you have learned" theme, but Disney didn't take it for some unknown reason
>nah there was still a pretty clear path after ROTJ with the "pass on what you have learned" theme
LoL
Look at this youingin not know the group laughing with the ewoks was The End.
>some unknown reason
check the bottom left corner of this real picture from a real Lucasfilm employee’s real desk
i legitimately don't know what i'm looking at here
Some “the force is female” c**t hired by Kathleen Kennedy was making a promotional video and just randomly keeps a picture on her desk of Luke with a big red X on his face because their corporate policy is to hate men
if you truly believe this you need to seek help immediately. As if small time employees like Andi have anything to do with anything regarding story. at least just blame JJ or Rian
The point is not the sleeve in the picture specifically, it’s that whoever hired her also hired everyone else.
oh yeah, cause Kennedy definitely is in charge of hiring every single pleb in the entirely of Lucasfilm. I'd give it like 10% chance she even knows who Andi and Carboni are
you’re right, anon. It doesn’t make any difference who gets hired at these companies, especially not in the top roles. It’s not like they are the ones who ultimately decide who gets hired to direct the movies or anything
the poor star wars show youtube girl has nothing to do with "the force is female" dude. please just blame JJ and rian for the shitty ST, they made it
Rian and JJ, you say. Who hired them?
sure as frick not andi gutierrez lmfao
Andi Gutierrez, you say. Who hired her?
sure as frick not kathleen kennedy lmfao are you really this moronic?
I couldn’t agree more, anon. Nobody who gets hired at the companies has any influence over them at all. Kathleen Kennedy has never made any decisions or done anything, and neither has anyone else who works at Lucasfilm. It’s just whoever they hire to direct the movies who is to blame for everything. If only we had some way of knowing how someone gets hired for these jobs, or who hires them. We can’t know.
>he doesn't know
Kennedy blackmailed her way through her entire career. She has all of Lucasfilm wrapped around her finger.
Ok, Doomwiener.
>the force is female
that was about Nike Air Force Ones, schizo
am I being girlboss gatekept gaslit right now
I’ll give a semi serious answer
>old woman Rey is now an evil Palpaline
>her apprentice is a hot red Twilek girl
>Chris Hemsworth plays Luke’s grandson
>Elle Fanning is his younger sister
>she wants to be a Jedi, Chris wants nothing to do with the Force
>Chris’ magic chad dick turns the Twilek to the light side
You want Legacy? Could be worse.
Cyberpunk Legacy-esque trilogy would be cool.
The ST killed any Star Wars story taking place during or after it. No one wants more of that shit and most people want it flat out erased.
>Write Episodes VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, and XII
already written
>bosses have no ability to influence the culture of a company and direct its work
stop engaging with shills
>rey founds a new order of nudist Jedi
>Finn and Poe in a gay marriage, raising a droid child
>Kylo Ren got Rey force-pregnant before he died
>pregnant, nude Rey has to save the galaxy from infertility and homosexuality by having as many of Kylo Ren’s babies as possible
>also Chewbacca owns the Falcon
>the trilogy will be about an elite group of Toydarians who will be behind all the wars
>most of the female cast members will be thick or chubby and will have big breasts
>white, male lead
>muscular white chad in supporting role
>busty black chick in supporting role
>Include Nicolas Cage in the cast
>Thanos will make a cameo appearance
>Sam Hyde will make cameo appearance
>Anya Taylor Joy will have a minor supporting role somewhere after she eats something
>bring back the gungans
>bring back Warwick Davis
A Flags of Our Fathers/Letters From Iwo Jima set up. Q continues to frick with Picard and the Enterprise D encounters a reborn Galactic Empire that has manifested in the Gamma quadrant and have set its sights on conquering the Milky Way. The Enterprise has to engage with a Star Destroyer and prepare the Federation and Klingon Empire for this coming menace. It's sister film will be from the Empire's perspective, suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar galaxy with no communications or familiar territory. Encounters with Federation, Klingon and Cardassian starships give them insight into the unfamiliar technology and planets of the Milky Way.
Why would I want to write a trilogy after the Skywalker bloodline is dead? And no, Rey isn’t a real Skywalker.
The main character would be a orphan kid who is the secret descendant of Luke Skywalker. Kid is a white male.
Story is about him and his other orphan friends trying to find the Jedi Master Rey Skywalker.
Rey is a cynical old drunk lady that tried to murder an innocent child, and as such cut herself off from the force. Later on she does sacrificing herself by using the force.
I would flip the script and make a light side Jedi be the villain similar to Injustice Superman. The hero would be a dark side user who does the right thing but uses his rage to power his force powers. The overall theme would be that the Jedi were actually morons the whole time.
Should Karre get his own animated show?
Ok.
>Rey falls to the Dark Side and starts wrecking the galaxy in honor of her grandfather. Now you have evil Mary Sue. All hope is lost. She call herself Darth Magpie. She continues to steal other people's shit, so now she has a clone facility from Kamino and droid foundry.
>In the meantime, the First Order starts getting their shit together under the command of their new Emperor and starts opposing both Darth Magpie and what is left of Resistance. Turns out, the Emperor is one of exiled students for Luke and Mara's academy on Tython. He's secretly supported by the Chiss.
>Oh, right, it turns out Luke had a backup plan. There is a secret Jedi Temple on Tython, where old Mara Jade Skywalker trains new generation of the Jedi as Luke wanted. The Jedi also have the small army to defend themselves.
>Turns out Luke and Mara have a daughter, although in the ironic twist of fate, she's not force senstive. Or she used to be, but Luke cut her off from the Force, because it turns out, by banging Mara Jade, he accidentally created Kwizatch Haderach, so he didn't want the poor girl to suffer.
>And then the leader of the Resistance Poe Dameron, catches wind of the Tython and begs Mara Jade to help them fight the new, competent FO and Darth Magpie.
>And then Darth Magpie figures out Luke's daughter is alive and her Mary Sue-ness feels threatened, so she tries to find her and murder her.
>And FO pretty much play all sides, but they also seem to have a plan for Luke's daughter. And the FO Emperor seems to be weirdly on her side.
>Oh, Finn is dead. Who the frick cares about Finn?
Yeah, it's stupid and contrived and I am drunk, but Disney will probably greenlit that. They grenlit TLJ, they have no standards.
>First 15 minutes of the movie are Dark Side Rey wrecking the galaxy until an immortal Galen Marek comes back and completely obliterates her with no effort
What do you think of my idea for Obi wan Kenobi season 2?
>Grievous is revealed to be alive and goes after Kenobi
>Mace Windu is also alive and he and Ahsoka team up with Kenobi to take down Grievous
you work for lucasfilm. begone shill
X > rey is informed of a new giant jedi who built her own giant lightsaber and lives in the outer rim of the galaxy whole movie is rey traveling there while trying to keep peace in the disoriented and leaderless galaxy as new factions rise to fill in the vacuum of the first order being gone.
XI > whole movie is about Rey and the giant force sensitive girl. (she finds how the people that invented the jedi order left a trail of clues that take them to a new galaxy and that they might still be alive) Rey is scorn by the people of her galaxy as they wonder why she’s friends and family on a suicide mission. Rey’s reasoning is that this galaxy is so leaderless and lost that maybe the answer to how to keep peace as everyone is fighting for power lies in the new galaxy.
XII > the giant girl and rey reach the new galaxy and must find the answer to their problems and take it back to their own galaxy.
XIII > rey and giant jedi knight arrive back to their home galaxy as they face their final challenge.
> why she’s a abandoning her friends and family on a suicide mission.
Who is this homie? Did Disney want him to be the Boba Fett of the ST?