Write the final episode.

Write the final episode.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homer creampies in his own butthole

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the entire episode takes plase on the couch as the family spends 22 minutes trying to think of something new to do and when it seems like they finally have something immediately cut to black

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the first ten seconds, Bart shoots Lisa dead.
    The next 21 minutes and 50 seconds is a celebration. The family makes fun of Lisa, they read comments from based fans who hate her, and the episode ends with Yeardley Smith getting pelted with tomatoes in real life.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in Springfield finally succumbs to their obvious hepatitis

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homer is dying and his life flashes before his eyes. We then get a 22 minute clip show of all the pointless celebrity cameos throughout the series.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole episode is a day of them being well adjusted and wholesome

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bart is dead, they play a still image of his hyperrealistic corpse for 90% of the runtime.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Gaga comes back for another episode.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homer get ipad

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >peter wakes up
    >"lois I had the weirdest dream"
    >cut to black until the run time ends

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    On a sunny spring day Homer is driving home from work when he notices a Fun-Size Snickers sliding around the passenger seat floor. While attempting to reach it he crashes the car.
    He immediately wakes up in bed, but not the bed he's used to. He's in an apartment in Capitol City all by himself. Searching the apartment he realizes he's now a divorcee having split from his wienertail waitress wife Amber. Most surprising is that he is 10 years younger and still has hair. Homer apparently now works in an office for Burns Media (and is just as incompetent at computer work).
    Although it's winter he walks through the neighborhood finding familiar people (Moe runs a bar with a false hipster facade where all the craft beer is Duff, Apu runs an Indian food truck).
    Finally, he runs into Marge, who has never met him before but is happy to go out to lunch with him. Homer learns Marge is also a divorcee from her husband Arthur who left her for a another woman leaving her with their three kids who happen to be Bart, Lisa and Maggie.
    Exhausted, Homer goes back to his apartment and falls asleep. He wakes up in the hospital after his car accident, wondering if it was all a dream. He mistakes the morphine for the call button and knocks himself out again.
    This time he wakes up on a couch in an office full of writers workshopping a pitch. They're rebooting The Simpsons to work in modern times. Homer and Marge can't be married, so let's make Homer divorced and Marge a single mother. Homer freaks out and runs away but rams into a pillar, blacking out.
    Homer wakes up in his apartment, upset at all the revelations. Which world is real? Is HE real? Does he have to choose between these two realities? Does he even have a choice?
    He walks towards Moe's hipster bar but finds Marge and her children struggling to get a taxi. Homer helps out and Marge invites him along. They're going to a school Christmas pageant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like how it ties into "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" at the end.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arthur was impotent so Marge had to use a sperm donor. Homer spent so much time as a sperm donor that he ended up being the father of all three of her kids

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homer retires
    lisa gets knocked up
    bart gets the house while lisa,marge,homer and maggie frick off to florida.

    bart wakes up with everyone one in the house gone.
    the show is about bart unrestricted freedom and him eventually getting everyone to help him look for his family in a giant montage of the memorible charaters trying to help bart find his family.
    the audience never actually finds out if he found his family ala inception/sopranos.

    or try to make an episode that lampoons as many of the iconic final episodes of tv.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would be funnier and more ironic if there was no timeskip and they were instead forced into these situations

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 part episode, there's probably been episodes with similar plots and themes but it's the Simpsons

    Plot A
    >Maggie gets put in kindergarten
    >With Maggie in school Marge starts going stir-crazy and has a midlife crisis
    >She starts drinking and her and Homer become drinking buddies
    >the household starts to fall apart while they're relationship has never been better
    >Homer of all people has to be the one to bring her out of it and agrees to start drinking less for her

    Plot B
    >To get away from things falling apart at home, Lisa applies to an academy for gifted girls in Capitol City
    >Patty and Selma take her to Capitol City to live there for a week to try it out
    >she starts to excel but misses home
    >she subconciously starts failing practice tests and realizes she'd rather be a big fish in a small pond if it meant she got to live with her family
    >she passes the acceptance test but declines and decides to take correspondence courses

    Plot C
    >While Homer and Marge start drinking heavily, Bart's birthday passes with no one noticing
    >Homer apologizes to him and tells him his mom has been really stressed and just needs to work out some stress and being an adult isn't fun, it's hard
    >Bart realizes that he didn't even want toys and a birthday party, he just wanted someone to notice him
    >after Marge forgets to pick up Maggie from daycare he decides to step up and be responsible
    >he works so hard to keep everything together that he casually repeats back to Homer what Homer told him about being an adult
    >This spurs Homer to confront Marge so Bart can get his childhood back
    >when things resolve, Bart finds out taking care of things and being responsible actually made him feel good, he decides to start helping out more

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Simpson house is dark and eerily quiet. After a shot of each room, empty and lifeless, we cut to The Simpsons' living room. The faint sound of The Queen's funeral is audible before we pan in to see Homer Simpson, loading bullets into a gun, and placing it in his mouth... sobbing quietly at first, then loudly. We hang on this scene for about fifteen minutes or so. There is a montage of all the happy moments Homer had with Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Marge... but it doesn't matter... none of it matters to Homer anymore. After a beat, we hear the sound of a car pull into the driveway. Marge comes into the room after bringing groceries in and is horrified by what she sees, but before she can form the words to stop him in time, a despondent Homer blows his brains out with hyperrealistic BLOOD splattering the painting behind the couch, forming the word "D'OH!". (They Long to Be) Close to You by The Carpenters plays over the end credits, getting slower and slower every half second.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The opening shows a deserted and decrepit looking Springfield, with no music playing in the background; just an eerie wind and leaves flying around. Moe's tavern is boarded up and partly burnt on the outside. The Kwik-e-Mart's windows were smashed and everything inside--even the shelves and light fixtures--are gone. The statue of Jebediah Springfield is missing its head and has FALSE GOD spraypainted on it. As we go past some other locations you can hear faint echoes that sound like pained wailing, realistic crying. At a deserted and destroyed Springfield Elementary you can hear faint crying from someone with a Scottish accent.

    What you also notice is that none of the locations have any lights on.... except for one. The Android's Dungeon and Baseball Card Shop. The light's faint, it's just from candles. The window is partially boarded up and inside, there's stacks of boxes and collectibles scattered around. We see Comic Book Guy is sitting there, looking anxious as frick, looking around to see if something's behind him. He looks in worse shape than he usually does. Then he turns toward the viewer and says...

    "You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes? They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent..."

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Homer gets in his pink car
    >drives off
    >never comes back

    The end.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The first season's pilot episode exactly, except it's now drawn in a nauseating super-modern style
    At the very end everyone's head cranes forward to the audience and they say in unison "it never ends"
    Black, titles

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homer finally takes everyone out for frosty chocolate shakes

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >homer blows a huge fart after the intro is done playing
    >doh i just don't fricking care anymore hurrrrrrrrrr

    boom, TV gold

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bart rapes milhouse

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rather than a final episode. I would like a Simpson Shipuden kind of show, one where they change the status quo with everybody grown up.

    I imagine Homer being already retired but since he doesn't receive that much money to survive, and because she couldn't handle being with Homer 247, Marge gets a job as an art teacher creating a flipped dynamic.
    Also, Bart and Lisa are in college and have to deal with the shenanigans that that imply leaving Maggie with more childish adventures since she will be in 5th grade or so

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hand the writing duties off to Don Hertzfeldt, sit back and enjoy the madness.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The plot of the first episode again. At the end, they realize they've done it before, which means that the Simpsons has finally done literally everything and can now end.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homer accidentally fakes the death of the entire family and they decide to start over as a different family with little success, they try to be more reserved, more crude, more patriotic and even try to run a burger place but everyone in springfield still misses the simpsons. in the end rather than try to reinvent themselves they finally decide to leave for good and let the people move on from their memory. the last shot is the simpsons driving into the sunset.
    the credits roll showing the family moved back to terror lake.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The final episode will be an hour long, and it'll be full of outrageous shit. Marge will be cuckolding Homer with every single celebrity guest that's ever been on the show (even the dead ones), with the entire episode just being Marge getting fricked one by one while Homer just sits in the corner, crying as he jerks off and eats a sandwich.
    The B-plot will be Lisa becoming transgender, then kicking Bart in the balls nonstop. No cutaways or anything, it's literally just Lester (FtM Lisa) kicking Bart in the balls while screaming about he needs to check his cis white male privilege. Every single person in Springfield will take her side, especially the celebrity guests who are fricking Marge.

    It ends with the Simpsons insulting the viewers for being such fricking idiots for continuing to keep them on the air, then they all have an incestuous orgy right in the middle of the living room before vomiting all over each other and slicing their throats. Dr Nick pokes his head in and says "BYE EVERYBODY!", because "LOL REMEMBER WHEN THAT JOKE WAS RELEVANT? XD". Also, he's getting raped by Moe right outside the Simpsons house. Then the Chinese baby walks on screen, waves her hands, and says "That's all, folks!"

    The next 40 minutes are just the writers giving up: videos of them shitting on each other, having a huge orgy while covered in shit, footage of people getting shot in the head, footage of babies being skinned alive and fricked, etc. You name it, they have it all. The final 10 minutes are just Matt Groening high as balls on every drug imaginable, screaming into the camera about how much he hates his life before pulling out a shotgun and blowing his fricking brains out all over the wall.
    It'll end up being so viewed and talked about, that it renews the Simpsons for another 10 seasons.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Lester

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed kills Homer.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno the go on vacation and meet a couple celebrities or something
    It doesn't need some big special send-off, just make another episode that can be syndicated and aired whenever and then can it.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just like Spongebob the movie is the perfect chronological end before the cancer took over

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homer staring into the camera and screaming for the entire episode and his eyes are black and bleeding

  30. 2 years ago
    truteal

    Behind The Laughter 2

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