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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something that exceeded your intellect. Stick with marvel movies, child.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Since you understood it why don't you explain it to me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would be like explaining bebop to an ant. Literally what part did you not understand? They go painstakingly out of their way to explain it to you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but this is pathetic. If you're going to insult someone for not liking a movie by saying they were too dumb to get it, or are a child, you better be prepared to defend that position. That you aren't shows you're full of shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy can't read more than one sentence.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >projecting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a brainlet trying to sound smart, don't be so pathetic and admit you don't know everyrhing please, it's embarrassing

                Literally what part did you not understand? This is childish action schlock.They have copious flashbacks to remind children like you what the point is. I demand an explanation for your "UHHH EXPLAIN DIS 2 MEEH" attitude.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a brainlet trying to sound smart, don't be so pathetic and admit you don't know everyrhing please, it's embarrassing

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              what'd you like about the Green Knight?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was mostly visually interesting but the giants scene looked like garbage. Overall I didn't love it. It's a very boring subversion of a very boring story. "What if the brave knight wasn't super brave!?!?" Who cares? The film is so obvious, I don't know what OP is on about. I assume this is a veiled "I don't like brown people" thread.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's not even a knight, as he repeatedly says. I don't know why they made Gawain so pathetic that he couldn't even fight back against the robbers, he isn't that way in the book.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            a fun ride

            He literally offered to explain it to them, you are on Cinemaphile grow a pair.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was my experience. The book isn't a spooky A24 horror story like the movie. It's fundamentally a tale of chivalry about a heroic knight, even if it is unusual in that the hero personally considers himself to have failed his quest, even though outwardly he succeeded and notably survives at the end unlike in the movie. The Gawain of the movie bears almost no resemblance to the one of the book in backstory, character, or motivation. The Green Knight was made by people who either didn't like or didn't understand the source material, and that was really disappointing to me as someone who loves it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even though outwardly he succeeded and notably survives at the end unlike in the movie
      He survives in the movie...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was clear that the green knight was going to kill him in the final scene when he says "now, off with your head." In the book Gawain presents himself to be beheaded and the Green Knight makes two feints that fully miss, and then with the third merely knicks his neck to reflect how Gawain acted properly for the first two days at the manor then on the third fell slightly short by not declaring and returning the green girdle, and relying on magic to protect himself from the green knight despite saying he trusts his fate to god. Then the true identity of the green knight is revealed, its shown that it was all ultimately just a test, and there's a discussion of what it all meant, and he returns to camelot and is greeted as a hero even though he considers himself a failure. The most important theme of the book is an examination of chivalry and how despite being a great knight Gawain feels he's failed because you can only "win" chivalry by dying properly, but that's no victory at all. This was absent from the movie which just wanted to make a spooky horror film.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't read the book. That sounds like a much more satisfying ending and thank you for sharing that. I want to read this now. The film ending seemed obvious but what you describe elucidates the message better.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I felt that the "now off with your head" line was the green knight teasing him a bit but that he was ultimately going to be fine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tale of chivalry about a heroic knight,
      ~~*Hollywood*~~ will never understand something honest and beautiful, it's always a cynical deconstruction

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sir Gawain and the Green Knight itself is a cynical deconstruction of Arthurian Romance, that isn't the problem. The issue is that it's done in a much more interesting way than The Green Knight.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    gonna watch this tonight thanks OP. meant to do it a long time ago.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decent quest movie with a good ending

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Postmodernism, OP. You just saw Arthurian Romance being deconstructed. Did you like it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did I like what I watched? Not really, the visuals were nice I guess.
      What was the point of the movie? Who knows.
      It's just weird for the sake of being weird like 90% of A24 slops.
      I get that the mother made up the journey for the boy to become better and him realizing that in the end by seeing a potential future if he ran away but I totally didn't like the middle part.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        a cautionary tale on wasted time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point reveals a bit of itself if you see Lowery's previous movie A Ghost Story. Lowery is interested in exploring death as something we are uncomfortable dwelling on or dealing with.

        There's a character in Ghost Story who obnoxiously steps out of the mystification of this who rants at party revellers over how everyone will die eventually. I'm sure the Arthurian tale appealed to him in how it too approaches the matter in Gawain's horror at mortality

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A Ghost Story, and this sounds like a meme or a gay post, nearly made me vomit because a loved one had just died when I watched it. It's a horror story but only for those that have experienced loss I think.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can feel you, bro

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was yet another terrible movie

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    all these movies just look like exercises in color correction to me, touched up to oblivion.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something "deep", written by a literal moron.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Arthur's nepew
    >Pajeeto knight
    What were they thinking?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the point of the opening scene with the barn being burned down? That was totally unconnected to the rest of the movie and never brought up again. The book starts with a very brief prologue about King Arthur being descended from the refugees that fled the end of the Trojan War. Was the opening scene supposed to be the sack of Troy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was an allusion to me burning all of your funko pops after I made love to your mom.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loses the axe to the robbers
    >suddenly it appears after he finds the skeleton head of that spirit girl
    ??

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch it because they cast a pajeet tbh

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