wtf did I just watch?

wtf did I just watch?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's unofficially based off of WH40K. They discovered faster than light travel but it takes them through a hell dimension that corrupts them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a reverse dimension where darkness is light, pain is pleasure, and suffering is happiness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the realm of Slaanesh.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no, slaanesh wasnt even born yet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Slaanesh has always existed in the warp.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dude the Eldar literally fricked Slaanesh into existence through their extreme hedonism and this was millions of years before the apes that would split off to become humans existed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          *Chaos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you search "gellar field failure" on Youtube, Event Horizon is the 4th result.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's unofficially based off of WH40K. They discovered faster than light travel but it takes them through a hell dimension that corrupts them.

        you guys are always talking about warhammer and it sounds really cool but i google it and there’s so much i don’t know where to even begin. suggestions?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          watch luetin09

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Better ask /tg/ this question. They have a warhammer 40k/fantasy general all the time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          find one of those YouTube channels that explains each faction and other characteristics of the world. then watch astartes on YouTube and play space hulk or dawn of war

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks breh

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Start here if you like reading about it
              https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Portal:Imperium

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >play space hulk or dawn of war
            >not Space Marine

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              never played it so I didn’t want to recommend it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Start here if you like reading about it
          https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Portal:Imperium

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Run now and stay as far away from that franchise as you can. That goes double for its fans.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so long as they don't look into anything WotC related they should be fine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Get a starter book and if you are a book worm, then get into the Horus heresy book series. Other than that luetin and any 40K lore vids really

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the Horus heresy
            >60 books (as of October 2021)
            wtf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kino.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best space horror in entertainment
    yes, including books
    there's nothing that holds a candle to event horizon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Especially since the characters are largely logical.

      >See somethings fricked.
      >We’re leaving.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Event Horizon

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the movie that started "pencil through paper time travel explanation"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      in English doc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the movie that started "pencil through paper time travel explanation"
      I don't believe that. That has to be an earlier example.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1997. Feel free to find an earlier example. We talked about this two days ago and couldn't find any.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >This is the movie that started "pencil through paper time travel explanation"
          I don't believe that. That has to be an earlier example.

          https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FoldThePageFoldTheSpace

          according to this, SG1 did it in S1 with bending a tree branch, I looked it up and it aired july 97, whereas event horizon was aug 97

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tree branch
            Well it isn't a pencil being pushed through a piece of paper, then. Also that episode aired January 98.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dune did it in 1965

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Event Horizon, a 1997 science fiction horror film directed by Paul W. S. Anderson and written by Philip Eisner. It stars Laurence Fishburne, Sam Neill, Kathleen Quinlan and Joely Richardson. Set in 2047, it follows a crew of astronauts sent on a rescue mission after a missing spaceship, the Event Horizon, spontaneously appears in orbit around Neptune. Searching the ship for signs of life, they learn that the Event Horizon was a test bed for an experimental engine that created a rift in the space–time continuum and left our universe entirely, allowing a malevolent force to possess it.

    The film had a troubled production, with filming and editing rushed by Paramount when it became clear that Titanic would not meet its projected release. The original 130-minute cut of the film was heavily edited by the studio's demand, to Anderson's consternation.

    On release, the film was a commercial and critical failure, grossing $42 million on a $60 million production budget. However, it began to sell well on home video; its initial DVD release sold so well that Paramount contacted Anderson to begin working on a restoration of the deleted footage,but it had been either lost or destroyed. In the years since, the film has slowly built a cult following and is often referenced in other works of popular culture.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based autist replying literally

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kino, you troony

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Inspiration for Dead Space franchise.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the movie with the greatest set design of all time
    and im talking about their original ship not the crazy ship from the Warp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >production designer of Hardware
      >supervising art director of Outland
      >costume designer of Star Wars and Alien
      And the rest of the art department has some impressive fricking credits before and after EH too. It was a pretty heavyweight crew for a newbie director like Paul W.S. Anderson.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    amogus

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My child self suppressed the whole movie except the warp travel explanation, every time someone says warp I think of Sam Neill folding a piece of paper.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    still waiting for the uncut version with all hell scenes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't coming anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Another 30 minutes of extreme gore

      Dude, i think we are OK with what we have. All the added footage will make the movie unnecessary gory and it will lose a lot of the fanbase.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens+hellraiser

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You watched perfection

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hits different when you're 12

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bro my friend and I were 11 and watched this at like 2am back in 2002 on his small crt tv in his bedroom without his parents knowing, shit gave me ptsd till this day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can someone explain what's happening in this scene?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They went insane, tortured and butchered each other and after that warp demons took them away.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They're going insane, mutilating themselves and each others, fricking in depraved ways, etc.
          They're going through hell.

          They are raping, cannibalizing, torturing and mutilating eachother. Cozy, right?

          that's it?
          Having hardcore sex and (indiscreetly) killing people qualifies as "unimaginable horrors beyond comprehension"?

          what even made them do it anyway?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The things from the Hell dimension.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They don't make 'm like this anymore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sam Neill is in a lot of movies that deal with insanity, it seems.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the absolute madman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What do you want them to do that would be horrific? Turn into monsters? I'm sure you'd then say 'wow, monsters, that's it? Ooo so spooky'

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            b.b.but they spoke latin! didnt you know the language of the roman empire is le evil, director shekelberg told me so in the latest interracial romance/anti-nazi film

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're trying way too hard. Stay in your containment board.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Having hardcore sex and (indiscreetly) killing people qualifies as "unimaginable horrors beyond comprehension"?
            No, the "unimaginable horrors beyond comprehension" drove them insane and corrupted their souls to seek out sin to honour the demons of chaos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        From what I could see:
        >Anal rape
        >Nonconsensual BDSM
        >Torture
        >Tearing his eyeballs out
        >someone shoving a fist down someone else’s throat then literally puking their guts out
        Basically sick shit, Satanic black magic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're going insane, mutilating themselves and each others, fricking in depraved ways, etc.
        They're going through hell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They are raping, cannibalizing, torturing and mutilating eachother. Cozy, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Can someone explain what's happening in this scene?
        All seven deadly sins at once.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    redpill me on kathleen quinland

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One of the greatest horror films of all time, the father of a million space horror games.

  17. 2 years ago
    scp foundation- mr. bruh (state: euclid)

    A good scify horror movie.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    off-brand Hellraiser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched the first hellraiser the other day and found it to be mediocre. The British wife was pretty hot tho

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the most famous part of this film nowadays is the lost footage

  21. 2 years ago
    Jesus on le Cross

    A movie that deserved a sequel but didn't get one.... Sad days....

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird how influential this movie became considering it bombed at the box office and was critically panned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be surprised how many movies that are now considered classics are like this.
      Off the top of my head, this also happened with the original Blade Runner and The Thing.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yet another space horror film that completely goes off the rails in the 3rd act, ruining what was otherwise a fantastic setup/premise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a space horror that doesn't? It seems like the best parts are the mystery and suspense, then when anything is actually revealed and action starts, it loses something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Alien.....that's pretty much the only one I can think of

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most over-rated medicore film to exist, carried mostly by Fishbourne.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >watch it out of boredom one day
      >it's so fricking bad it's hilarious
      >in it to win it for ham Fish & ham Neill
      >NOT disappointed with Fish or Sam performance
      >absolute trash movie with horrible dialog
      >absolutely stupid plot & movie

      ...watch it for the Fish & Sam alone.
      They somehow save this piece of shit.
      All the other characters are expendable and boring anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >>be me
        hola reddit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Easy now, RLM fantard forceposter...

          this is where real humans discuss shitty movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prequel to the Matrix

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can movie be so shit it turns into kino?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >plenty of horror movies
    >barely any scifi horror
    why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh, like
      alien
      the thing
      life
      species
      and million other scifi horrors

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Paul Anderson still owns the VHS with all the cut scenes
    >refuses to release it after going through the effort of restoring the damaged reels from a fricking salt mine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Paul doesn't have it, the producer does and the dude lives in Spain, so both of them have yet to take the time to meet and check the VHS.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they found it almost 4 years ago. Where the frick is it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          10 years, actually. And well, it's still in Spain, apparently.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A film with a tone that I want to see utilized again. EH having a troubling production and feeling like it's an hour shorter than it should be left me wanting a new one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what about clover field paradox?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a movie that pussies out on delivering the only thing it promised

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Event Horizon is the Overlook Hotel in space.

    Something that ceased being a simple object and became a malevolent being.

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