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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based based based

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >now
    always was fan if poojeet art

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now that's great cinema.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I run across vast distances for she

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE WHITE MEN BAD

    DESPITE GIVING OUR STREET SHITTER JUNGLE MONKEY TRIBE CIVLIZATION THINGS BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not white, they’re angloids who are neither white nor human.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't ask for getting civilized, looked more soulful before. Now it's a shithole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this is what /misc/Black folk think
      kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Let go of your negativity, Pradheep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are white homosexuals so insecure? If they were a POC they would've committed suicide already because they're so mentally weak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seething britisher

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    quick summary?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NACHO NACHO NACHO NAAACHO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kek'd so hard at this when I saw it

        All the white girls wanting the indians and the white bois butthurt because they can't match that

        The ultimate pajeet fantasy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Brits left 80 years ago but pajeets stil can't stop simping over white women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's honestly kind of weird and creepy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basically pic related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being best friends with a fish.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >salman
          >salmon
          illiterate or ESL?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bheem, a tribesman, and Raju, a police officer working for the British, are gigachad Indians who become friends after rescuing a boy from a train crash. Bheem is looking for a girl who was kidnapped from his tribe by the British and Raju is looking for and trying to capture Bheem but doesn’t know he’s the man he’s looking for. Both of them dream of saving their nation from British imperialism but they’re fighting two different battles and taking different approaches to it. they help each other on their respective quests unwittingly until the time comes where one must sacrifice the other to achieve their ultimate goal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is this real? this sounds kino. i don't want a romance subplot like most bollywood shit. is this tollywood stuff different?

        never saw this before. FRICKING Cinemaphile

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          100% real. The movie is macho kino.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s kino as frick. Great plot. Far more bromance than romance. And the light romance is legitimately necessary to the plot so it doesn’t feel forced.

          The action scenes are Badass too. Really a great movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >i don't want a romance subplot like most bollywood shit
          there is one, but it doesnt take too much screentime, the dance sequence is mostly it, and is kino.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RRRshills on SUICIDE WATCH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Action is coming

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My issue with this was, how they presented both Poojeets as gigachsds. The cop guy was indeed a Chad, but the other guy looked like a goofy, fat, comic relief and he's the one who won the girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but the other guy looked like a goofy, fat, comic relief
      He literally fights a tiger in the first few minutes of the movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cop already had a girlfriend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The uberchad cop guy already had the best girl though

      Bheem got the white guilt roastie a few years out from the wall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the cop was a gymcel, trained hard and sculpted his body. the hunter was a caveman, no sculpting just ooga booga strength and stamina. they're both jacked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did Bheem and Jenny actually get together? They can't even understand each other. Jenny helps him at the end but that's all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they are shown together during the ending but I guess that doesn't necessarily mean anything
        in any case very weird that they made it so that Bheem didn't speak any english at all, made the scenes with Jenny very weird, narratively it would have made way more sense if he at least spoke some basic broken english or if he slowly learned it over the course of the movie

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The ending of RRR was shit and rushed
    Every anglo in the movie was a punk but the Governor was built up to actually be a badass and they just blow through the climax with some plot dynamite. No final fight or proper showdown. Sucked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah from right as they're approaching the fort it looks like it's going to be a final showdown fighting through the battlements, then they just blow it up with a motorcycle lmoa
      anticlimactic but the movie was already over 3 hours

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most based shit i've seen this year, ultimate pseuds filter

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile really is just shitskins now isn't it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I despise bollywood but unironically think they produce better movies that current Hollywood capeshit. Indian action movies are practically capeshit but at least they put their heart into it and go all the way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bollywood sucks. RRR is Tollywood.
        Anyway RRR was entertaining but I agree the ending was weak. Eega is still Super Saiyan Rajamouli's best

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I love Eega, bought it on bluray and made all my friends watch it, but RRR is better, man
          I agree there's nothing as amazing as a revenge romance starring a housefly, but RRR is the whole package, not just a novelty

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Like, you can see Eega as a challenge, like "prove you can make this ridiculous concept work"
            He did , they cucked, and then he was given full creative control for his next three masterpieces

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Indian movies at least have soul and you can tell they put a lot of energy into it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      This is a latino website chud.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        solo los puñales pendejos usan la palabra "Chud"
        El holocausto nunca ocurrio, pero ojala hubiera ocurrido.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >no ironicamente le importa el holocausto

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>no ironicamente le importa el holocausto
            most broken spanish i ever seen, google translate sucks, marica.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "What's wrong with Indian films?"
    Satyajit Ray
    1948

    Let us face the truth. There has yet been no India Film which could be acclaimed on all counts. Where other countries have achieved, we have only attempted and that too not always with honesty, so that even our best films have to be accepted with the gently apologetic proviso that it is ‘after all an Indian film’.

    No doubt this lack of maturity can be attributed to several factors. The producers will tell you about the mysterious entity ‘the mass’, which ‘goes in for this sort of things’, the technicians will blame the tools and the director will have much to say about the wonderful things he had in mind but could but could not achieve. In any case, better things have been achieved under much worse conditions. The internationally acclaimed post-war Italian cinema is a case point. The reason lies elsewhere. I think it will be found in the fundamentals of film making.

    In the primitive state films were much alike, no matter where they were produced. As the pioneers began to sense the uniqueness of the medium, the language of the cinema gradually evolved. And once the all important functions of the cinema-eg movement- was grasped, the sophistication of style and content, and refinement of technique were only a matter of time. In India it would seem that the fundamental concept of a coherent dramatic pattern existence of time was generally misunderstood.

    Often by queer process of reasoning, movement was equated with action and action with melodrama.

    This elementary confusion, plus the influence of the American cinema are the two main factors responsible for the present state of Indian films. The superficial aspects the American style, no matter how outlandish the content, were imitated with reverence. Almost every passing phase of the American cinema has had its repercussion on the Indian film. Stories have been written based on Hollywood success and the clichéd preserved with care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seething britisher

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then move there

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love LGBTQ+POC films

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RAPE

  14. 2 years ago
    Varun Dhawan

    Is this just one pakeet shilling his gay romance or are there a bunch of them shilling from a mudhut scam center? i have seen better poo tiktoks on Cinemaphile than this cringe movie Tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't watch this movie
      I don't know anyone who has watched it that didn't love it
      It's the best movie of 2022

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        not him but i tried to watch it but couldnt contain the cringe at the first scene of one man beating up one gorrilion people. i vomited and noped out. go shill this pathetic movie on fb
        t.Indian

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I really wasn’t sure if I was watching a comedy during that scene, I was laughing my ass off during it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was based as frick. Been recommending it to everyone I can

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs new pajeet kino just dropped, hindu forrest gump

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, tons of Indian films have elaborate dances and over the top effects. What's special about this one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does it well for 3 hours. It’s top tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many threads have you posted on Cinemaphile?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe one per year if that.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indian bromance vs Western bromance

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are britishers so cringe, bros???

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