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>an animal lover and vegan
Will these wretches stop at no-
>Instead Kraven will be hunting the British
Well maybe we can wait this one out and see
HE WEARS A FRICKING ANIMAL PELT.
yes, but ironically
> implying it's not a fricking skin suit made out of the leather of dead Britons
I mean not really, but imagine if they had the balls to turn it into some fricked-up Blood Meridian tribute.
That tiger self-identified as British and who was he to question such an important life choice?
Only israelites hate Anglos
Ah yes, only the israelites have a reason to hate anglos. Not Arabs or north and east Africans only the israelites.
Literally everyone hates Anglos. Even the Anglos.
Look... lets be honest for minute here, most of the world hates them, even other Whites hate Anglos, There is a reason they are called the israelites of White people
Everyone hates anglos, even other anglos
Everyone hates israelites, even Anglos
>Everyone hates israelites
south america doesn't care
Actually, israeli enclaves have been expelled from the Brazilian rainforest by the native tribespeople. Antisemitism appears to be a memetic plague with a global infection rate. If we need to reach out to people without access to the Internet or even television to teach them to respect the israeli people, that's a severe problem.
>Argentina
>A growing hate campaign was reported on 21 January 2015 against Israeli tourists in Patagonia where 4 men shouted anti-israeli slurs and violently attacked 10 Israelis staying at a hostel.
>Chile
>After a 23-year-old Israeli backpacker was arrested on January 2012 on suspicion of having accidentally ignited a fire in Torres del Paine National Park, he reportedly received taunts calling him a “filthy israelite” while being escorted to court. On February 2017, National Forest Corporation director Elizabeth Munoz criticized Israeli visitors for “cultural bad behavior” and said they would be removed from hostels if they presented "an aggressive attitude", her comments were denounced by Chile's umbrella israeli organization.
>Uruguay
>A 2014 poll from the Anti-Defamation League had 33% of Uruguayan respondents classified as harboring antisemitic attitudes. On January 2018, an Uruguayan hotelier was reported to have a policy of rejecting Israeli post-military youth as his guests, which drew criticism from Uruguay's umbrella israeli organisation
>Venezuela
>The Tiféret Israel Synagogue in Caracas was attacked in 2009. Later that month, the synagogue was targeted again. During the night, an armed gang broke into the synagogue of the Israelite Association of Venezuela, the oldest synagogue in the Venezuelan capital Caracas and occupied the building for several hours. The gang tied and gagged security guards before destroying offices and the place where holy books were kept; this happened during the israeli shabbat. They daubed the walls with anti-Semitic and anti-Israeli graffiti that called for israelites to be expelled from the country. They also stole a database that listed israelites who lived in Venezuela.
What the frick, man? Why the israelites, specifically? Did God make the Earth a crucible for these people? It's seems so fricking unfair.
Having read the Bible a couple of times, I can assure you that God is patently unfair, and you aren't getting free passes to Cloud-Disneyland after you expire, whatever platitudes you mouth on your deathbed.
/misc/ shit aside, it's an issue with how they act. I have a really close friend who left Israel with his family maybe 5 years back, and he has only confirmed a majority of the stereotypes during our drunken conversations after work. Not all of them act that way, but any of the die hard "jews" are likely to have some pretty disgusting world views. Theses kinds exist in every group of people, but something about israelites makes them especially viscous in pushing their trash.
A lot of israelites are basically race-supremacists, you're just not allowed to bring it up or imply there might be a problem with that
I'm from South America and I know a israelite who married outside the race and was shunned by his (pretty traditional) family. He says that, because of this, he's one of the few poor israelites I'll ever meet, and that all the stereotypes and rumors about their community are true; not necessarily the high-level formal conspiracy Illuminati shit where they control everything, but that they collectively amass a lot of power and influence, and they'll use it to look out for each other. Basically less masterminding and global agendas, and more corruption and nepotism. On the flipside, they socially pressure each other to toe the line as well.
I also met a couple israelites in college, guy and girl, both fricking idiots, both some of the most annoying people I've ever known; but because they were sticking to the marriage they'd been arranged for since childhood, they had their life completely set up moving forward. And the c**ts would not stop bragging about it, to us mere gentiles, living in the relative misery of our (native) third-world country.
And why do people hate them everywhere? Because they form insular communities that differentiate themselves from the larger populace. That'll ALWAYS cause friction, no matter the group. But you add the prosperity the aforementioned nepotism brings, and that'll multiply the resentment.
And they're rude and kinda smelly.
>Less masterminding
>Literally almost all major media instructions are ran and owned by israelites and almost all banking institutions are ran by israelites
I honestly wonder why people say it isn't conspiracy when this tiny minority controls many of the worlds most powerful institutions?
I'm talking about what he said about the local israelite community
Jews are hated for a reason, I'll let you find out why
Britbong here. Because most israelites who get shit for it are Zionists, who are crazy fricks who think Israel should be the centre of the world and everyone should be serfs to them.
Anti-Zionists are usually pretty chill.
Maybe israelites are not so bad.
The israelites got their holy land gifted to them by the anglos
False
Get fricked, Nigel.
>Instead Kraven will be hunting the British
What the bloody hell did we do?
Being eternal anglo
You homosexual actually worse than israelite
>You homosexual actually worse than israelite
t. israelite
England literally created the modern israelite, learn some history.
You homosexuals literally created Israel
the only thing worse than a israelite is a homosexual israelite
What goes around, comes around!
LIKE A HULA HOOP
You created the US
um, based?
You know what you did.
>What the bloody he-
BANG BANG
There's a reason why 60 countries celebrate independence from you.
>ruled 60+ countries from an island that's smaller than michigan
was the rest of the world even trying
Because we gave up the territory willingly and didn't tank it like the french?
>Put me in the screencap
His parents or whatever are killed by some posh british big game hunter or something. Thats what I'm guessing they'll go with
Put beans on toast. Even Animals stop short of that gastronomic atrocity.
>wtf is Sony's problem?
Amy Pascal
>an animal lover and vegan
Holy-
>Instead Kraven will be hunting the British
BASED???
It's full of boomers who think they "get it" but they dont actually "get it".
Like here they are clearly aiming to prop Kraven as the "villain who most of the audience actually agrees with" but they ignore that it's fricking transparent when they do it on purpose.
>It's full of boomers
Only zoomers, milleineals and Gen-Xers trying to act cool would do this shit.
People taking somehting and turning it into media consumed by brain dead morons, enabling the creators to insert their own moronic bullshit in because the consumer mongoloids dont give a frick about things like this.
Kraven loves two things:
to hunt his prey and to wear his prey
seething disneydrone
have a nice day
Simple... Sony wants their own cinematic universe but the only characters they have exclusive rights to are Spider-Man's traditionally one-dimensional rogues
>Vegan
Fricking cri-
>Hunting the British
Go ahead, KING
Stop samegayging.
t. British
>The bad guy in a superhero movie is a vegan
>I'm supposed to believe this "addresses an important problem in the world"
>bad guy
Anon...
suddenly Cinemaphile loves the premise
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is a israelite with a wife more than twice his age.
hot
Why don't secular israelites breed? My orthodox israeli neighbors have 5 kids while their secular cousins have 1
What this makes sense to me. A lot of hunters are actually really about animal preservation and care. I mean it makes sense especially if he's wanting a good hunt. He has to foster the environment and make a world where the animals he cares about can flourish and grow to create prime examples of their kind that are worthy of a hunt. I honestly like the idea of Kraven being a big kinda vegan hippie but he also can absolutely kill your ass hard. He loves the environment because he wants the world to grow worthy hunts.
Can't you read? He's not going to be hunting animals period.
I mean this is a picture of a tweet I don't know that's what it means. It can mean he is a vegan and an animal lover who hunts British but also animals. You can be an animal lover and a hunter. In fact many hunters are in fact animal lovers and help preservation more than PETA homosexuals and the like. Plus this is just a fricking Twitter screen shot, it may not even be real.
My homie this is describing A SERIAL KILLER THAT FETISHIZES HIS KILLS AS A HUNT, yet he also happens to be a conscientious conservationist?
What do you mean, he's hunting the British.
>kraven the hunter is a cucked nu male
I want to fricking kill myself. Why is it so hard to make a straight up villain movie?
Will they change Kraven's nationality due to whole Ukraine-Russian war?
Why? It gives him a reason to hate the British
He's gonna be an Argentinian still butthurt about Malvinas, and the twist is that he's not a vegan by choice, but rather had to live that life because of rising meat prices.
Guess he gave his nose a good use to smell his prey
Rent free
Looks like he's KRAVEN some ecoterrorism!
This is a troll, right? b***h is having a giggle, isn't she?
>animal lover and vegan.
I fricking ha-
>Instead Kraven will be hunting the British.
Love it.
Lol
>guy wears a fricking lion head
>says he's the greatest hunter in the world
>doesn't eat meat
What's odd?
Elmer Fudd once admitted he was a vegetarian.
He only hunts and kills for sport.
Speaking of Elmer Fudd, $5 bucks says Kraven won't use a gun.
Isn't that a big part of his gimmick? He's got superhuman attributes and so finds more interest and challenge in tracking and killing/catching/whatever mood he's in his quarry with pure physical effort?
>Isn't that a big part of his gimmick?
His gimmick is also wearing pelts of the stuff he's killed. Think they care?
He actually uses a knockoff version of Black Panther's lotus.
All I know about survivalist types is from TV shows, but killing an animal without eating it is super fricked up and wasteful.
>Britbong hunting
Ummm based?
I can't tell if you guys are trolling, or if you're all genuinely, utterly mentally moronic.
You gave me a nice giggle, mate.
>Hunting the British
Shit man, gunna support this.
I’m still looking forward to the Madame Web movie.
something for everyone in that one.
DC should have got Sydney Sweeney to play Powergirl. Another dropped opportunity.
they will completely frick with costumes, you can bet on it
Now now, anon, this isn't Marvel, it's Sony
There probably WON'T be any costumes.
Considering current geopolitical events isn't having a Russian hunt Brits a bit on the nose?
I don't get it how russian can be a vegan? There are no vegan options to buy in russia when ordering food
There is if you are rich like Kraven
It's Sony. They'll do whatever it takes to not let go of the Spider-Man rights. Even if it means making a dozen terrible movies just to hold on to it
This HAS to be fake. Is the twitter post the only fricking source on this?
Only the animal lover part is true, the brit stuff is a joke.
Can some drawgay draw Kraven but instead of lionpelts and such, he is wearing brit-skins, the english queen a la Herakles with the lionpelt and such?
Wow that's based. I second This.
lol, that's so Kraven
It's the hunt I can see!
>instead of hunting animals, he will hunt humans
so will also eat them ? fricking leftism, a mental illines
>british
>humans
wow anon thats one heck of a way to come out as a homosexual
have a nice day israelite
What the frick, how the frick did they flip a character on his head this fricking back, shit.
Kraven will be hunting the British
Okay let's see where this goes.
You know I don't actually see a problem with him being Vegan or being an animal lover as long as he fricking hunts shit.
>He will be hunting the british
Why the british specifically?
yeah I can see him hunting down americans but why brits though?
My first instinct is some political bullshit but more likely its probably because the British are probably what some producer imagines when people say big game hunter.
>Tfw no Teddy Roosevelt Kraven who goes fisticuffs with Grizzly bears
seething royal subject
>Why the british specifically?
Do you think it's because Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland are English in real life?
that feels like a long roundabout joke
>It's hunting time!
>I'M KRAVEN... A HUNT!
I could see as Kraven becoming bored or maybe falling in love with animals after having hunted them for so long. So now he kills the next on the food chain.
Dude, "the great prey of all - MAN" is such a cliché nobody dares use it outside of parody and comedy anymore. If they're gonna unironically try and push this they're begging for disaster.
If nobody uses it anymore then it's a great time to bring it back. Silly things played straight can be fun.
Throughly based
>instead Kraven will be hunting the British
best comic adaptation change ever, honestly
I know he's meant to be Russian, but I've always preferred reading Kraven's lines in this guy's harsh Australian accent. No, I have no idea why. It's just really entertaining.
I can see an evil hunter character as an violent anti-industrialist, in a “You fricker are killing all the animals I want to kill. Now I’ll hunt you!” sort of way.
Kraven the Tiger King
>hunting problem
Does this moron not know that most staunch conservationists are hunters themselves and that big game hunting is one of the primary funding sources for wildlife reserves?
With all Sony's villain's being Anti-Heroes. I've come to the conclusion that their Spider-Man is a menace. Only a mad man would beat up an animal lover.
I don't know about this, a Kraven movie has the potential to lead to something really dangerous. Thousands of alienated young suicidal Russian noblemen with voodoo priestess girlfriends and shapeshifting brothers are going to see themselves reflected in Sergei and attempt to imitate him. There are going to be mass burials of Spider-Man alive. Theaters are banning fur vests and porn staches, and some refuse to show the movie altogether. Vermin the Rat-Man is preparing to stand by at theaters near military bases. This is a risk we cannot afford to take, no matter how many standing ovations the film receives.
No actual source mentions hunting the British, being vegan, or the “addressing an important problem in the world” quote. The only truthful thing is the actor saying he is an animal lover. This is funny enough, why the frick do we need to make up bullshit details to skew the truth even further? I don’t even understand, if OP posted an actual headline it would have gotten just as much attention. This is autism.
This has been the state of this website for a decade. Frick you OP you worthless homosexual, and everybody insidious enough to push fake article headlines or gullible enough to fall for it.
Because even if he doesn't know it OP is part of the continuing and ever present attempt to radicalize the youth of the American country via Cinemaphile by constantly pushing an agenda of outrage, offense and victimhood.
So they took a classic villain and did a modern reimagination of him as a serial killer with a theme?
Huh, now where have I heard that one before?
No fricking imagination.
You know I can actually see his character being a vegan conservationist, but also a hypocritical trophy hunter. Sees himself as something like an ubermensch, is a vegan since he sees it as healthiest diet, and loves animals because he wants to hunt the biggest and most dangerous to prove he's even more dangerous. Eventually moving onto dangerous people is just logical for him.
Oh shit I'm moronic. He's probably "hunting the British" because he's protecting animals from hunters/poachers.
I still don't like the reimagining from villain to anti-hero, especially the vegan part.
The best part is I am 90% sure the British overwhelmingly donate to conservation efforts compared to most other countries in the world.
The British love Animals. Even the idea of Fox Hunting is literally designed so the Fox has more of a chance.
>seriously i'd expect him to hunt the French if anything considering their issues with Green peace.
>wtf is Sony's problem?
They are like Disney, that's the problem
They couldn't even make a good catsuit. Look up the full picture of her costume it's asymmetrical and covered in plastic armor
They even reduced the size of the breasts
The british part loops it back to being funny. Good shitpost.
>Kraven the HUNTER man who hunts animals for the thrills
>animal lover
Seems like the kind of thing you see in a funny one off what-if
>What if?... Kraven was a friend to all animals?
>He has a Disney princess affinity for animals to summon them at will
Sony loves stepping on their own feet and wiping their butt with their ips.
Amy pascal is a literal drunk/druggie with no sense of reality. Any success she has had in the last 20 years is everyone else and her failing upward.
Why is Sony so intent on shitting all over everything?
But I thought it said he doesn't hunt animals anymore.
they're falling apart from the inside and all they can do now is attempt to tank the market value of the IP's disney is going to take from them once they finally go broke
can't wait for him to kill the fricking Queen and wear her wrinkled cumstained skin
I guess killing brits is considered better than killing animals
>Address problems in the world
This is fiction though. Why bring fiction into reality?
So killing white people is more socially acceptable than killing animals now?
Yeah did you think all the dehumanization wasn't going anywhere? That it was all harmless? That it wouldn't just keep getting worse and worse?
California tried to overturn civil rights legislation and it's not because they hate black people
No just the british, anon.
Imagine Pacific punisher.
I sincerely believe Sony should just get Marvel Studios to make all their SUOMC movies. not because Mr Zendaya would appear but because they'll make movies that people will like.
>but Venom
ironic
Kraven cares about animal life in the sense that he is against hunting them to death, he respects nature and considers the jungle as his home. That said, i doubt Sony understands this, they'll probably turn him into a hippie.
It’s as if they’re actively trying to ensure these films bomb
Who would the final boss be? The royal family? JK Rowling?
Remove crumpet
>vegan
cringe
>hunting the british
based
The only thing Kraven is hunting for is that man-ass
The Sinister Six are gonna be Sony's Avengers and they're gonna unite to fight Knull
Look I know MCU can frick up a lot and I know their interpretations of the characters can vary wildly and they can even have the occassional poor character decision
But what in the unholy frick is Sony even trying to fricking do here? See, this is why I wanted Venom to not do well, not because I'm a hater but because of shit like this happening
Keep shitting out stuff like Morbius.
Then put all that shit into a Spiderman movie which is a shit sandwhich. Will be a disaster. Beg Disney to save it.
And they will whisper: No.
she was trolling
This little thing just made this one of the best threads I had been in a while.
You have got to be fricking kidding me
>Instead Kraven will be hunting the British.
There is literally nothing wrong with this and I applaud Sony's new direction.
I can see that they're going for another morbius level success.
IT'S KRAVEN TIME
hashtag "Cravin' Kraven"
What happened to those Jackpot and Nightwatch films they announced? Why don’t they use one of the Spidey-adjecent heroes they’re allowed to use instead of making villains into antiheroes?
The Nightwatch one has been dead in the water since Spike Lee pulled out.
>That casually tacked on Kraven hunts Brits
is this a joke? that's fricking hilarious
>Another literal who plugging their Twitter thread
>Sony makes a Ted Bundy biopic where he respects women
Well, Tom Holland IS British after all.