wtf. It was actually kinda good?? How?

wtf. It was actually kinda good?? How?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise. Our guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp
      /thread

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cruise is unbruised
    just wants to make fun films, doesn't care about trying to steer society
    also xenu magick

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was overrated
    >nothing really had any consequences which took away from the meaning of the scenes. For example there's a scene where a pilot passes out due to high G forces and almost crashes his plane. This has pretty much no impact on anything and the scene is just kind of there. It would have made sense if it was Hangman that passed out from the G forces and that was why Maverick didn't choose him for the final mission
    >speaking of Hangman, why wasn't he chosen for the final mission? Was Rooster the better pilot? They made it very clear that Hangman, while a bit of a dick, was most likely the best pilot there.
    >romance plot was BAD. In the original Top Gun there was some tension to the Maverick/Charlie love story. She was technically his commanding officer, she had to dress him down during a flight sim briefing, etc. We also learned about Maverick and his relationship with his father when he was with Charlie. In this movie he gets reacquainted with Penny, they go out a few times, he's in love, that's it. Maybe write it so that Penny is done with falling in love with pilots due to her ex-husband leaving her. Maybe have her object to Maverick going on that final mission due to how dangerous it is.
    >Maverick pulls Roosters Naval Academy application. Does he have the power to do this? He's just a Captain. He's not related to Rooster. How does Mav have this much power?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How?
    Really? You're asking how?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    maybe scientology isn't as bas as we were told on /b/ years ago...

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nitpicking autist doesn't understand anything
    every time lmao

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I realized I never actually watched the original top gun. Will that be a prerequisite to watching and enjoying this recent Top Gun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you'll be slightly more emotionally invested
      >who's the guy with the moustache? guess he's maverick's dead friend? oh yeah
      >who's the old fat guy? that's Iceman? sheeit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't say it's essential, but it's defo worth seeing the og first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to, but it will make the film hit harder for sure. Plus, it's just a good movie anyhow

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick off glowie no matter how hard you shill it young ppl today won't enlist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This thread isn't for you, zoomer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfrick yourself anon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soul

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't understand something:
    Why could they tomahawk missile the Russian air force base but not the surface to air missiles? Why couldn't they fly a B-2 bomber super high in the air and just drop bombs on that little target in the canyon that they had to hit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was an underground bunker. They had to blow an opening into it but then send missiles actually inside it. That's why they needed two teams.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh ok. But why couldn't they tomahawk missile the SAM sites? Those were on the top of the mountains.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          a) they were trying to sneak the pilots into within range of the site, not announce their presence by blowing up all their missiles b) the airstrip bombing was just as much a diversion as wiping out their little collection of jets, c) mountain probably within range of the carrier to begin with, I dunno

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They would have had to time it perfectly with hitting the airfield. It could have caused debris to fall into the canyon and hit the jets.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          disabling an airfield is easier than hitting two dozen sam sites on a mountain range
          even if they could pull it off at the same time, they need to be absolutely sure to disable all the sites, just one miss or hidden site could kill their strike team.
          the disable also cant be confirmed in time, so the best course of action was to do the stealth run anyways

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did you watch the movie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know how expensive tomahawks are goyim?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They blew 40 just to crater a runway.

            If the target is this important, they should have hit the sams as well and sent up growlers to suppress any stragglers. Plus top cover for the strike package to deal with the felons and you're gtg.

            BUT, its a goddamn movie and we should just turn off our brain and enjoy movie.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had the worst experience seeing this movie yesterday.

    >Be me
    >Birthday was the day before
    >Tell my friend I wanted to see Top Gun 2 in IMAX to celebrate
    >Never seen a movie in IMAX, only saw Top Gun twice a few years ago, but thought it'd be a fun experience
    >Both of us live in a small town so we travel to another town to go to their AMC theater
    >Get there
    >Lady at the front says we have to pick our seats
    >Place is packed
    >Choose to go to another showing at 5:30 since we'd be sitting a little closer to each other
    >Not IMAX tho, a little disappointed, but still excited to see plane kino
    >We share a $20 pizza that was only six slices and was rough
    >Finally go in the screening a little early so ads are playing
    >Sit in the world's comfiest chair next to my friend until the mfers who actually sit next to him show up
    >This guy is my best friend, but he literally doesn't know that it's been 100 years since 1920
    >more people start coming until I have to move up a row
    >A little bigger of a distance from my friend, but it's fine
    >The most obnoxious ads start playing
    >Trailers come on, people are talking but that's not too bad, pretty normal
    >The longest theater ad I've ever witnessed comes on before the movie
    >Movie finally starts and Tom Cruise starts talking about how the audience had to sit through decades worth of ads to watch the movie
    >Someone says "Thanks Tom"
    >Movie starts for real
    >Lady right next to me and her husband/boyfriend/frickbuddy talk
    >Figure they'd say a few things and that'd be it
    >Lady makes comments about everything happening in the movie
    >"Oh wow", "Uh oh", "shouldn't have done that" shit
    >Don't wanna say "Shut the frick up" because I don't wanna look like a dick
    >She pulls out a frickin hand fan like she's royalty, then clicks something
    >The whole time
    >Get negative laughs because she would laugh every time a joke was said
    >These two talk the entire movie
    >Movie ends
    >Tell my friend it was good
    >"Anything you didn't like?"
    >MfwIcantalkaboutthisbitch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The theater was crowded and expensive
      >People were talking

      Holy shit if that was the worst experience you have had consider yourself lucky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You made the mistake of going to a movie theater Anon. This is why wait for movies to go VOD and pirate. I maybe see one movie a year now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First, never go at prime viewing hours. You don't want a packed theater. Either go after nine pm on the weekend, or any time during the week. Second, always sit on the ground level, either in the very front, or in the disability isle. You'll get a somewhat obscured viewing angle, but it's a minor inconvenience and you won't have any issues with people around you talking. 3rd, don't buy any food items at the theater. Eat immediately beforehand and bring a water bottle with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I went on my birthday to see it in theatres too, and I had a great time
      gotta go on the matinees anon

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl-f china
    >0 of 0
    ok

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's neat how you have a large cast of characters, but it doesn't spend too much time on unnecessary character exposition. Like if it was any other movie, Phoenix would have a long rant about how hard she's working to compete with the men and shit. You can already guess how hard she's working even though she's a woman, but there's no need to talk about it.

    You actually spend time with the characters and get to know them so you actually care about them when something bad happens.

    It actually built up to a satisfying climax. Too many movies have big action set pieces scattered throughout the movie and it lessens the impact of the final one.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you simply cannot bruise mr. cruise.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went to see it today and brought two friends, all because you guys memed it and I enjoyed the memes. solid 8+/10 and better than the original Top Gun. I was impressed with not just the stunts but the actors as well, great casting. will watch again (in english, I watched the german dub) when there's a good bluray or digital release.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not even 10 minutes in I just walk out after he hits MACH 10.1
    No sorry, I can see NATO/American propaganda when I see it.
    Paper eagle.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they didn't take the legacy character and shit all over him to make a new diverse character look good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if Sony made this movie. Maverick gets demoted to some background extra in the first act, then a GIRL SQUAD goes on the mission and does everything with ease. finally 80s songs are covered by vapid zoomer "singers" (female) and some mumble rapper (black). also the delays would be because of CGI needing longer, not actual plane stunts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literal chad comes in to save the day as a deus ex machina
      it was a different time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he was literally assigned to "saving the day if anything goes wrong" duty by Maverick. the only odd thing about his appearance was how late it was.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a big dumb smile on my face when I realized that they were going to go steal the F14

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my only disappointment with that scene was that there was this gap in the building they were heading towards and I thought the obvious solution was to fly through that sideways. they just pulled up and made it any way. looking back I think it's a red herring. it was intended that you think that. because if the gap wasn't there you'd know they MUST make it up in time. with the gap there you have that internal dialog going on about whether they could tilt the plane and make it through there, so you're not as dead set on the one and only feasible outcome.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i love cruise like you wouldn’t believe

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the same way Rocky isn't really about boxing, Top Gun isn't really about jets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and how is that a problem?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to me dubs

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >order from Applebees to get your free tickets! (please watch this film...please)

    Idk why they want everyone to watch this but I’m never watching it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie made me want to live another day tbh everything sucked before today, My only complain is the lack of kenny loggins tbh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ~playin with the boys~

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ahhhhh thanks kennyanon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        AHHHHH AHH PLAYIN WITH THE BOYS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ~playin with the boys~

      I wish it played Take My Breath Away at least for a little bit. Maybe an instrumental version during the romance scenes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny, it had the opposite effect on me.
      Knowing I’ll never live a life even 10% as cool as them made me want to kill myself

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was actually so sick
    the whole third act was a blast
    fantastic homages to the original in various ways
    great beach scene, great music, and great new characters, what more could you ask for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      playin with the boys and take my breath away. besides that it’s kino

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It was actually kinda good?
    Kinda? no, It was excellent.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has tom ever revealed Mavericks gender and sexual preference?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what no feet does to a mf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only watched the first one for the first time just the other day after seeing this and the supposed homoerotic made me laugh a ton like the shirtless beach scenes and guys hanging out in the shower.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ill bite your dick

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