Wtf was her problem?

Wtf was her problem?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    autism before 4chud age

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she would be crying with a black wiener

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If your shoulders are moving more than your hips, you're doing it wrong.
      If your woman is able to concentrate, you're doing it wrong.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how women accuse men of being crap in bed when they're dead lays.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the thumbs up lmao, im ded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would go soft after thumbs up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No sequel because "Paris" is too ugly now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did Kim give Yep guy a thumbs up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go soft from her hag face
      Fricking disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol he gave her a bruised lip and she tried to play it off as a yawn lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Female mr bean

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not repacking empress games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fitgirl is old fat guy you know it right?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guy was bad at sex, barely penetrating her. She liked rough sex.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women really don't appreciate how much effort goes into sex. It's a team sport where they only have to lay on their back, side or on all fours while you do all the work and still ask you for a glass of water afterwards.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A woman laying back letting you do everything is a million times better than a girl trying to actually do stuff and being shit at
        4 out of 5 I banged used too much teeth and the fifth was a ladyboy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the fifth was a ladyboy
          I was gonna say cringe, but you ended up being based, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can just use communication and tell her she's using teeth and not to do that. This honesty about needs should be a norm in fricking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Has she done any nude scenes?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't men like kissing during sex?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Teeth hit when I tried

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I do, but usually the woman is too distracted or missing air to keep for a long time.
        Also, it depends of the posture and ypu have to move just from the hips while you kiss for not hitting each other mouths

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No time for kissing when I'm sucking on her breasts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is literally nothing better than tongue kissing with your eyes open

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There is one thing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Smol girls are great
              I should ask out the one at my work

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hot.
              I'm 190cm and my wife is 155cm. Get a short gf, lads. Nothing like just carrying her around and fricking the shit out of her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are a pedophile

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She's older than me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >she's a pedophile

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              MOOOOODS

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I have a pencil dick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only way women enjoy penetrative sex is girth-wise. They like to feel stretched. So yeah, you're goosed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is girth circumference?
      What is that site?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        calcsd.info

        They didn't tell you about it during your penis inspection day?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got 5.5-6" pencil dick, I gave up trying to pretend that it's enough. At this point I dont even care if I can please her or not, it's tiring.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My stats and I have kept a girl for 3 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit we are literally dick twins bro every single one of those is spot on the same for me
        >and I have kept a girl for 3 years
        based, we are all gonna make it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I got 5.5-6" pencil dick, I gave up trying to pretend that it's enough. At this point I dont even care if I can please her or not, it's tiring.

      >that
      >pencil

      american pencils seems different or you just have pornbrain rot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. pencil dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Trannies trying to emasculate men I guess.
        You seriously have homosexuals trying to pretend being bigger than a fricking coke can is common or desirable for women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      true, my wiener is 6'' girth, last woman i was with told me she's been with way bigger guys, who apparently aren't all that uncommmon, fricking ruined my week

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I made the mistake of asking once and she was brutally honest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw black/white mutt
      >tfw actual pencil dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey my dick is the same. Its not huge but its above average and girls always liked it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This one scene gave 6 yr old me a weird fetish about the chick being bored during sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it didn't, because that's not even what it's about. It's not even a "scene". It's a brief part of a montage. Why do you LARPers pretend to have watched this movie?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ITT scenes that destroyed Cinemaphile

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    STOP SMILING b***h IT'S COLD IN HERE

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it means he got needle dick

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I genuinely don't think she's laughing because he has a small wiener or he's bad at sex, I think she's laughing because she's a fricking weirdo autist and finds sex somewhat absurd.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      clearly not, all women make fun of the man fricking them if their wiener is not big enough

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The wiener is never big enough. Have you seen the absurd proportions of dildos? Length is 12 inches, and girth is 4 inches in diameter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      correct, but this is supposed to be a rageb8 thread for incels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how that works for autist. Her head may be fricked, but there is a frickon of nerve endpoints there, even if there is not emotional conection she has to be feeling something.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that movie was overrated

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't these scenes bullshit since your penis can stimulate women even if its just 6/7 cm?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.

      Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.

      Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.

      dicklet cope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.

      Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.

      [...]

      [...]
      dicklet cope

      Honestly guys care more about dick size than girls

      the problem with people who frick like the guy in the OP is that they are just humping like a boring turtle, put a little passion in it, use your mouth and hands on her body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Girl here. Size matters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          post obese breasts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is lot of fricking copium, anon.

        Skills can be improved upon, but you can't teach size.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because women are totally known for using their 6/7cm dildos.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well if we're talkin' strictly masturbation and women's pleasure, then most usually stick to outside clit stimulation, so vibrators are more popular

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >literally every girl jerk offs with dragon dildos
        I think you're confusing women and homosexuals/trannies.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm a grower, not a shower. It's hilarious to me how the women who see it before sex think it is a small penis but when it is erect it actually gets quite large. I just think about them thinking it's small and then literally laugh because that definitely isn't the case. How truly ignorant they are! 5 inches is the average length of a penis (not even taking lying into account). I'm not so small when you consider this bit of information. I have nothing to be ashamed of.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a grower and I've had some women try and embarrass me in the past as they couldn't see a package in my jeans, buy honestly I'd much rather have a compact dick that comes out to play when I'm horny, than constantly have a huge one taking up a load of room.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    kek

    i fricked a black bawd last week and i was the first white guy and she now loves white guys

    shes gonna disappointed when she finds out most white guys have smaller dicks than me though

    girl was a prostitute tho, literal one, she blocked me over some bullshit few days ago

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My condolences.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i dont feel one bit of remorse

        kinda happpy we broke up

        she was such a fricking bawd i was worried someone would see me with her

        her studio appartment was also disgusting, literal trash on the floor in the kitchen that smelled so bad

        blacks really are animals

        she had huge breasts though and a very frickable face which is the only reason i went there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literal one
      I lost

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This literally doesn't happen its a Hollywood trope for a cheap laugh at the guy.

    Even the smallest micropenis wouldn't cause a non reaction like this, you can literally rub the clitoris to cause an orgasm so actually penetrating and pretending nothing is happening at all is complete bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Honestly guys care more about dick size than girls

      the problem with people who frick like the guy in the OP is that they are just humping like a boring turtle, put a little passion in it, use your mouth and hands on her body

      guys are bad at sex if they don't figure out the angle to rub the clit with their pubic bone while also keeping it in.

      anything else is just men inventing sexual myths to try to one-up each other with the illusion of secret lore, and women repeating what they've heard those men say.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ive taken to fricking my wife like those fat ogre jap dudes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not turtley enough for the turtle club

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated comment

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhh another round of homosexual demoralizing propaganda

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    T. Dicklet

    Never bothered to measure myself, but I have made 2 non-virgin bleed, one of them so severely that we almost finished at the ER.
    >deepthroathing and anal are impossible
    >onaholes are out of the question
    >you have to find the right preservatives
    >balls-deep postures are a no-go
    >even fricking driving for a long time becomes paintful if I'm not wearing the right pants
    >The other day I tried a wiener ring for fun and I almost lost my dick, lol.

    No, having a big dick is not awesome

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My penius won't get hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop the porn and go to a doctor, ED is treatable in most cases

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/0dHDmzj.gif

    Wtf was her problem?

    STOP LAUGHING AT ME

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    seething racemixing med christcuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      youd have to be so mentally weak to let shit like this to affect you

      Don't give (You)s to mass reply gays

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    youd have to be so mentally weak to let shit like this to affect you

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woman lays in bed like a dead plank
    >acts surprised when the sex is not stimulating
    Maybe she should do.....something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not her job chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if your dick is not pleasing there is nothing she can do

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my ex gf loved this movie and tried copying this shit

    i shoved it up her butt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if she kept that face when you did

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wtf was her problem?
    Man making a movie about a woman

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huge cavernous vegana.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is full of some of the most insecure dicklets I’ve ever seen. Jesus Christ

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish girls would finally and honestly tell their ideal size depending on the moment, I guess it's hard to have a preference but maybe if it was contextual it would be easier to make a ranking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i wish they were honest about anything at all. prostitutes say something that benefits them socially and then do the exact opposite.
      hate them. hate them so much it's unreal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is whatever the dick size is of the latest chad that banged them

      If you want your girl to like you get her a chad or tyrone with the same dick as yours

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ideal length for repeat fricks is 6-6.5 for 99% of women.
      Girth is trickier.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she gets accused of putting shitcoin miners in her repacks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek repacks not even once, I get my games off fregogpcgamesdotcom, I rarely play and the games there are all you'll ever need
      also he and another [something]girl they had a beef with is a dude troony

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is full of actual enemies. don't let them bring you down or get on your nerves kings.

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