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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did they have to gain by removing Rogue's tight plump ass?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rip male gaze

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Budgetary reasons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unironically this
        also the new underpaid Koreans they get to animate cartoons these days crumble once you ask them to animate anything other than Steven universe style

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chuds = pwnt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. reduce pleasure
      2. increase homosexualry
      3. spread ugliness
      4. destroy beauty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can you imagine if kevin feige had been the producer of wonder woman in 1978? he would have rejected lynda carter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thankfully a time of sanity and reality existed before now.
          problem is when the last couple of generations die out, there will be no one to remember it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As long as media exist of Lynda as Wonder Woman, people will see the good times that once were and will seek to restore it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Esg $$$

    • 3 weeks ago
      Kotonoha's Husbando

      I bet the males kept their muscles. it's an attack on Stright men like always.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, all the characters have less detailed physiques. But I think this has more to do with the fact that the animation is technically 3D and only emulating "the old style" while it was proper 2D in the past.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kotonoha's Husbando
        Woah are you the real one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It makes the fat, ugly, self-loathing, jealous hambeasts temporarily feel better about themselves and their lot in life. They get the feeling of joy from destroying beauty they will never have, and they get to annoy all those ebil ebil menz in the menosphere!

      Meanwhile, healthier more normal women in real life be walking around like picrel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The female form truly is something else. I don't understand homosexuals.

        People blame the gays but when you look at the character designer and realize it's always the white women who do this, you come to understand the ones blaming gays are just poojeets who divert the blame from white women since they're the only ones that worship white women.
        They fired the gay black man from this show who was the same one that got fired from the Witcher for complaining that the show wasn't like the books or games and that everything looked ugly. The Witcher is also run by a white woman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, but I know it's always women b***hing. Gays don't care. They still have weird fricking taste, though.
          And I wouldn't say these women "worship white women", they're just women doing a very woman thing: hating on the ones who look better than them. Yes, even cartoon chicks. They're spiteful like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >People blame the gays but when you look at the character designer and realize it's always the white women who do this

          A israeliteess is overseeing the white woman who designed the new awful Rogue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What did they have to gain by removing Rogue's tight plump ass?
      Because straight men like it, in the same way that they created Captain Marvel to annoy straight Marvel comic book fans, they take away the beautiful and we reject it and don't consume it. In the end, these millionaires are getting poorer every day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >these millionaires are getting poorer every day.
        lmao

        they think they can do whatever they want because there are no consequences for anything once you have over 4 million in liquid assets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even in Evolution among the students Rogue had the biggest boobs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >handdrawn animation from 30 years ago has more details than the modern version done with all the available tools

        Is this laziness or what? With modern tools it should be much easier to have more details, but yet everything seems oversimplified to the point it looks bland.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's even worse. I don't think there's a single person in the world who would prefer the lower one.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              babies that watch it don't give a shit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just like people who never learned how to read don't give a shit about books

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, yeah? What the frick are you trying to say?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That the opinion of people with no standards is worthless

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. And that's why they can churn out cartoons with shitty animation because the target audition wouldn't mind.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True. It's both sad and pathetic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically, this season looks better than the previous season, the 5th season of X-Men which most people rarely even want to mention when they talk about this show.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll still take the one designed by males for males, thanks.
                In this one women are less femininine, men are less masculine, and it's so "modern audience". It looks and feels off all the times

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The animation is dynamic tho it seems like its using fewer than 24fps which feels awful BUT there's plenty of dynamic use of perspective to improve its overall quality. This is a kid's show. You are looking for shit that was never there, that you never fking noticed even as a child.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tech being better despite the worse use we make of it is besides the point.
                >This is a kid's show.
                Not an excuse to be a bad product. And if cannot say it's bad, you cannot say it's good.
                >You are looking for shit that was never there, that you never fking noticed even as a child.
                Then don't rehash things that already has a fanbase for nostalgia points, moron.
                And the opinion of children doesn't matter, like the ones of people with no standards. Androgynous shit in media is objectively bad. And catereing to the fabled "modern audience" is objectively wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Androgynous shit in media
                You're literally talking out of your ass. Post evidence or just be quiet. The story is good so far tho I'm concerned abt how they're going to handle Storm, Gambit, and Bishop. The animation deserves criticism; it's not the best or the worst but the overall world building is consistent with what we know of the Xmen series with a few changes. So far, the 1st 2 eps have exceeded my expectations. I wish Catherine Disher returned as Jean but we can't have everything we want.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOO SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT AROUND SHIT, UNQUESTIONED!!! DISNEYMAN HELP MEEEEEE!!!!
                kys apologist.
                So far is exactly what I described. Deal with it

                Are these breasts in your face too "androgynous" for you?

                Lmao look at "her" face

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are these breasts in your face too "androgynous" for you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks like Rupaul

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          America abandoned quality 2D animation in the past 20 years. There probably isn't enough talent left to put together anything that looks that good. And the original X-Men cartoon didn't even look that good for its time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is why they have no right to complain about AI.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. Complaining about AI shit is legitimate, as long as it doesn't come from them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To trigger you. Do you need a hug box?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not from you, groomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How was it tight in the 90s show? It looked herniated if anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As much as I hate this, I’m at least glad to see a female being portrayed with something other than a massive flabby baboon ass.
      So very tired of the propaganda that is convincing ordinary women that having a quarter of their body weight drooping pendulously from their lower back to halfway down their thighs is ‘sexy’. It’s not. It’s repulsive and grotesque.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand this universe, women are supposed to be super hot just like men, hot women with fantastic bodies enjoy showing their skin, that's how this superhero universe is built, if you don't like it...who cares?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I understand completely. But I have seen the deliberate poisoning of western beauty standards from fit, healthy women as in your pic to either walking skeletons or blubbery baboons.
          I find curvaceous, healthy women attractive, not hideous mockeries of the human form hiding behind ‘healthy at every size’.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's more accurate to the 90s
      women had no ass back then
      based disney being historically accurate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your post literally makes no sense. Rogue was from the 90s and DID have ass. You=BTFO

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          by ass he's referring to the disgustingly fat bumper dumpers covered in cellulose portrayed as sexy by modern media

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So? Still irrelevant. Rogue had ass. Now Rogue has no ass. That's not "accurate to the 90s". moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's more accurate to the 90s
        >women had no ass back then
        fool, women have always had asses, Jennifer Lopez was already something in 1997

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they do it to ritually humiliate us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >by removing rogue's tight plump ass
      that one episode of rogue w/apocalypse was never, and i mean NEVER indicative of the entire show's rogue. there was only possibly two other times when rogue was drawn w/an ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The showrunner was a gayoo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He got fired and replaced after telling a white woman he thought the character designs were ugly.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't get fired until just before the show released, allegedly for having an OnlyFans and being "a nightmare to work with."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They feed on your tears and the ashes of that which they ruin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was fired recently, but he's already done a bunch of work that will be coming out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who isn't drama farming knows that Rogue's ass was never consistently defined whatsoever, but they should also remember the less than handful of times that it was.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That said frown line representing the bottom of the ass. Pathetic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the way disney wants to win over girls and women with the marvel heroines? by making them androgynous without any femininity? easy to see why msheu died

      Critics praise with 99% on Rottentomatoes and they are doing the Satan will

      Are these breasts in your face too "androgynous" for you?

      the hottest black woman in marvel with hank hill ass dont help anon

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >White Christians are blood-hungry monsters defeated by the heroic diverse minorities
    Ok.
    >Rouge is not as thicc as she was in the old cartoon
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE THE LEFTIST HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying you would ever see something like this in the new season

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whose idea was it to take Rogue to a monastery? After seeing her, monks probably burned it themselves and returned to a life of lust.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Rogue only ever had a juicy incredible ass in that one shot vs Apocalypse and one or two other times. Most of the time she was like
        @ 1:11 aka just as flat as the 97 cartoon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks it's only about ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Murderous weapon-made man filled with anger and hatred finds peace in Jesus

        Amen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that some Mormon Jesus?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who writes the mutants as an allegory for minorities is a moron. People who look weird and have powers are infinitely more likeable than a bunch of smelly violent morons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Claremont
      My hate for him is endless, you guys have no idea. He killed Exiles and repeatedly raped its corpse. It was such a good series before he took over.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't say anything, he created /our/ beloved Rogue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Rouge is not as thicc as she was in the old cartoon
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE THE LEFTIST HAVE TAKEN OVER!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re too fricking stupid to know the difference between ‘rogue’ and ‘rouge’ I have absolutely no regard for nothing else you might have to say, as you’re clearly an imbecile.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rouge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >White Christians are blood-hungry monsters defeated by the heroic diverse minorities
      Do they really do this in the show?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't proper christians that's the point of the title

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, megachurch owners are honorary israelites.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reject modernity.

    Embrace tradition.

    https://archive.org/details/x-men-the-animated-series-1080p-ai-upscale_202204

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gambit best goy, canjun like dem south bell ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...did he not know how Rogue's powers worked?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was dating Mystique at the time and wanted her to roleplay as Rogue for him. He didn't realize that was the real her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A shapeshifter posing as Rogue told him to meet her later for some fun and that she could control her powers. He ended up kissing the real Rogue.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even as a kid I thought that was hilariously moronic. Everyone knew what Rogue's power was, but they were always just like "hmmm maybe THIS time- AH SHIT"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I remember right, Morph showed up in a previous scene transformed as Rogue, insinuated to Gambit and touch him with her bare hand. That's why Gambit went all in later.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fake Rogue touched Gambit's face, bare handed, to prove that she'd been lying abt not being able to control her powers. Of course, Gambit jumped at the opportunity to hit that. Who tf wouldn't?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The female form truly is something else. I don't understand homosexuals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even if I could get along with them, I could never understand gays. If you are a man and can look at a solid pair of breasts and feel nothing, you might as well be a different species from me.

          >I-I need to fap to this children's cartoon!!

          >I need to fap to this children's cartoon
          Selfie attached.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They view the male form in the same way, it's not rocket science.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing about that is titillating though. I feel envy for his musculature and nothing else.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Women are attracted to this. And a mushroom looking thing in between his legs. Let that sink in.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women aren't really attracted to pederastic fantasies. And they don't really work that way. They're not gay men, they just emulate them because they think it's empowering.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pederastic

                what the hell is pederastic about the statue of david, pseud?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think he's saying women aren't attracted to men in the same way gay men are attracted to women.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a statue of a catamite made by a pederast, for one. It's a boy, pseud.

                I think he's saying women aren't attracted to men in the same way gay men are attracted to women.

                I don't know where you're going w/ that but women aren't gay men. They want a guy to be handsome and strong and be able to frick their brains out but they're always able to point out the homoerotic aspects of Michelangelos David when being honest and not larping online
                It's shocking that women are deceitful, complicated and make no sense, l know

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Michelangelos David
                >homoerotic
                shut up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elaborate. Why does this infuriate you so much?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >writes a long post seething about some non-existent homoeroticism in classic art
                >suggests other are angry
                I'm trying to figure out if you're autistic or baiting

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. So you're a big gay homosexual trad larper. Got it.
                Don't let me stop you sculpting your buttocks. For the ladies. I'll try and be lean & mean and not some sumptuous feast for boy loving queers

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                David was a poet warrior. Not a twink

                Fricking hell, is nothing sacred for you Black folk? Michaelangelo is gay now?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Michelangelo was always gay. When was he ever sacred? How old are you?

                so you're saying he should've had a dad bod?

                No. Not at all. You really can't understand that he's a feminized ideal, a twisted caricature of sex & the apotheosis of Greco-Roman homosexuality, long festering?
                Are you 14? Or a gay moron?
                Good to know you're not just naked

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Michelangelo was always gay
                Prove it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's obvious in his artwork and he was gay.
                His David has always been a feminized male ideal. Most classical artwork usually was.
                The real David was, again, lean & mean. A woman wouldve never thought to look at him the way men look at women, nor desire he be smoother, softer & more succulent.
                How is this not obvious to you?
                Michelangelos David is pagan 'art'. It's a perverse divine male, a more subtle Ganymede where the male is also a fertility goddess.
                It's also, literally, Antichrist. A perversion of Christ offering his body (David is offering 'beauty', the way a woman does) and a direct reversal of the cross.
                It's satanic, pagan, thoroughly gay bullshit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you have no proof.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Most classical artwork usually was.
                Dumbest shit I've read in a while kek. Of course to some ugly homosexual beauty would come across as "feminized".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not ugly. I've never not been desirable to women. Men are beautiful via women, children, their works and in the eyes of God.
                Your homosexual statue appeals to homosexuals. No surprise.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If that were the case you wouldn't have been seething about women earlier or projecting some gay fantasy over a work of art just because you'll never attain aesthetic appeal.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was never seething about women nor projecting a gay fantasy. Michelangelo was literally a pederast. Women aren't. Look, men are attractive to them- they're handsome & in good shape to women. They're who women want to frick them. Women're never, ever gonna be some sweet piece of man meat w/ a beautiful feminine penis that turns women into troony chasers.
                Men use their bodies to provide the bread of life so to speak. Sorry that sounds cringey, Jesus spoke that w/ His life.
                Women are a kind of bread of life. David is presented in similar fashion by Michelangelo. He was a woman to Michelangelo. It's a gay statue

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Women're never, ever gonna be some sweet piece of man meat w/ a beautiful feminine penis that turns women into troony chasers.
                Should read *MEN'RE never ever gonna be...
                My joytablet is as big a homosexual as that homosexual statue and it's defenders

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Total nonsense that you probably picked up from some Buzzfeed article about how "akshually all classic art was gay coded"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm about as antigay as it gets. Homosexuality goes against the very fiber of my being.
                But even a massive homosexual would admit the statue is impossibly gay

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically projection. If you're as "antigay as it gets" you're probably closeted anyway.
                Either way, you clearly hate beauty.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Here is my def of beauty. I routinely get banned for posting their beauty here, in the bowels of the Internet.
                Ben Affleck is handsome. His character in Armageddon was beautiful. Armageddon was a beautiful fricking movie.
                I hope they're showing it to Bruce.
                Ana was beautiful to many literally me's too. His character is beautiful in the way men are. Men aren't just ugly femboys to me women. Men have a beautiful desire and so are attractive because they're hard & the shape of desire. They're not the shape of old gay mens desire for boyfricking
                Learn to nuance homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, my post was terribly written here but frick it. Frick homosexualry on high art and frick homosexualry in kids cartoons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >brings up trannies out of nowhere
                your mind is broken lad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Explain the homoeroticism here. Pro-tip scantly clad people aren't inherently erotic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There is a world of difference between that and Michelangelos David and you know it.
                I never said David was erotic. I said it's typical, classical homoeroticism.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And you're still wrong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah, you're just a porn-brained modernised, television brainwashed gay.
                the same kind of diseased worm-infested freak that claims shakespeare was the first aids patient.
                take your homosexual shit to the grave with you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not at all. Women are beautiful in the flesh. Men are beautiful in spirit. No man is beautiful in spirit and so women are destroying themselves

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post your race, age, sex, sexuality, aids status, whether human or robut.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm white (Anglo/French/Dutch); 26; male; straight; healthy human

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The internet has turned your brain into mush. Embarrassing zoomer moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                trying too hard

                moronic favela monkey

                Militant male gays

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up stupid zoomer homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                trying too hard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                moronic favela monkey

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a statue of David, not a catamite.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                David was a poet warrior. Not a twink

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you're saying he should've had a dad bod?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's not rocket science.
            No, it's a defect.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm about as antigay as it gets. Homosexuality goes against the very fiber of my being.
            But even a massive homosexual would admit the statue is impossibly gay

            >Doesn't have a BIC
            It obviously wasn't made for European women

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who's this?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Faye Valentine from the Anime Cowboy Bebop.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who's this?

          doesn't matter, it's who I thought

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats a man

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          for me? it's the male form but in a non-homoerotic way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She just needs a green and yellow latex gimp suit, dry humping is hotter than penetrative sex anyway.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i kneel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        literally rape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would a woman who's grown up never being able to touch anyone without sapping their life force really become a sassy, flirtatious vixen? I think the X-Men movies had a more believable portrayal of how Rogue would be.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You aren't wrong, but could also be a cope mechanism compared to the SEETHE mechanism shown in the movies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off. Goth rogue was the worst thing to ever happen to the character.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think you should shut up

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically yes. It's called compensation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick realism. It's gay and does nothing but make things lame. Embrace sexy southern belle vixens.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rogue started off in publication as a villain. Before Carol Danvers became Captain Marvel for woke points, she was Ms. Marvel. Rogue sucked off Ms. Marvel's powers so hard, she put Carol in a coma, and permanently had Ms Marvel's powers, which us why she can fly and has superstrength

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so if she just keep on suckin' then she'll be the most powerful superhero

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah but she can only suck on one superpower at a time

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >she can only suck on one superpower at a time
                I don't think so

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not true at all. She can hold many at a time.
                These days Rogue is so powerful that she can absorb powers without even touching, and over fairly long distances. She actually really overpowered right now and the writers will probably have to retcon it or take it away from her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because she can only flirt and developed a sense of how to get male attention without putting out you fricking virgin. prostitutes aren't flirtatious

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >prostitutes aren't flirtatious
            uh

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rogue touched and kissed anyone until her head became a mess.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's just a depressed girl trying to cheer herself up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rogue didn't get her powers until she was a teenager.
          Rogue was raised by sassy, strong women: her aunt, and her step-mothers Mystique and Destiny.
          Rogue absorbs personality traits as well as powers.
          Rogue permanently absorbing Carol Danvers powers altered her personality making her more outgoing and courageous.
          Rogue idolized southern belle characters from romance novels she read growing up (Rogue is a history teacher at the Xavier school).
          Rogue has also absorbed a lot of the other X-men's personalities, including Wolverine who calls people "darlin" all the time and is a ladies man.
          See above for Gambit and calling people "chere".
          Rogue's "sugah" is a southernism anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This panel is has two big mistakes.
            Purple haired Psylocke (Kwannon has black hair, Elisabeth is back to her original body).
            Rogue complaining about a bed hurting her back when she's nigh-invulnerable due to absorbing Wonder Man's powers.

            Wolverine looks weird and skinny because he's been through some serious, serious shit right before this issue.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wolverine looks weird and skinny because he's been through some serious, serious shit right before this issue.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sabertooth killed his son, chopped him up into pieces, and then arranged the body parts into a message on the ground that read "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >those recent issues with the "ABSOLUTELY NOT FOR CHILDREN" warning label on them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Failing market
                >No largest demographic don't buy this story, fat adult NEETs who'll just pirate it online only!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the comics are shit anyway, kids don't care about a contrived convoluted storyline that is going to get retconned after a few months

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rogue idolized southern belle characters from romance novels she read growing up (Rogue is a history teacher at the Xavier school).
            Rogue has also absorbed a lot of the other X-men's personalities, including Wolverine who calls people "darlin" all the time and is a ladies man.
            lol crafty fricker ain't you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The connection is there. It's never been put into focus in a story but yes Rogue should be fairly attracted to Logan given he's the reality of the men in those novels she loves. Like he actually lived through that era and probably slept with his fair share of plantation owners daughters. The dude has been around.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                give it a rest

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know the X-men story is a soap opera, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is Gambit going to fight tooth and nail for his girl Rogue? He better.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He has, many times. He's even fought Rogue herself a few times when her head was messed up. Recently she just about beat him to death.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She worth it or not Gambit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's worth it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rogue and Gambit has lots of sexy Rogue panels.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's worth it

                😉

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I heard they turned Kamala into a mutie, is it true? How did they even go about it? I remember during her first inception there were rumors Wilson and Anamat wanted her to be a mutie but were forced to make her an Inhumie because of Pearlmutter was sure Inhumies tv show would help bury Muties, kek.

            Sabertooth killed his son, chopped him up into pieces, and then arranged the body parts into a message on the ground that read "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

            If it's Daken, he'll be fine.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he'll be fine

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frank would be happy if he wasn't in the cuckshed dimension.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so she's just a wanton murderer

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he's unconscious, not dead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why not just go up and touch him?
        was it necessary to act loose?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She doesn't like attacking people anymore.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its a reward for your father for waiting with his beer to watch the football you ungrateful oaf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what if men and women are different but do the same thing
        what's sad is Cinemaphilecels will defend this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      clinton was president then and he decreed that all animation should have as many big asses as possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ai upscale
      dog shit modern garbage. have a nice day zoomer homosexual.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just marathon'd the episodes and got some questions. how can magneto withstand rogue's touch? are logan and morph gay for each other? that scene with them playing with themselves was so weird. also was that real jean at the end?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >magneto
      Rouge's ability is "magnetic" so he cancels it out.

      >Logan gay for morph
      Fraternal love isn't necessarily homosexual love you dumb woman brain.

      >real Jean
      probably. they pulled a lol I'm not actually dead switcheroo with jean and Madelyn Pryor a couple times.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rouge's ability is "magnetic"
        But this is Rogue

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hot
          >can fly
          >total wienertease
          >mammal
          same thing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rouge's ability is "magnetic"
        superpowers are stupid but this has no sense

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is not magnetic it is electromagnetic. She latches her electromagnetic field onto another persons and replicates it. Problem is that she also drains it as she is replicating it. This suppresses the original's brain and autonomic nervous system, causing unconsciousness and eventually a coma or death.
        Magneto simply shields his electromagnetic field with pure magnetism.
        In essence, he has a magnetic condom all around his body whenever he touches Rogue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >magneto
      Rouge's ability is "magnetic" so he cancels it out.

      >Logan gay for morph
      Fraternal love isn't necessarily homosexual love you dumb woman brain.

      >real Jean
      probably. they pulled a lol I'm not actually dead switcheroo with jean and Madelyn Pryor a couple times.

      >Rouge's ability is "magnetic" so he cancels it out.

      Yeah, Erik cucked Gambit hard during Age of Apocalyse, IIRC Rogue was his Southern Belle death queen in a dystopian future ruled by Apocalypse.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh thats fricking sad

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm okay with X-Men 92's legacy going to shit because Jim Lee is the reason why it went to shit in the first place after he kicked out the writer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will never ruin my nostalgia

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your nostalgia is the reason why Cyclops, Wolverine, and Jean are a throple.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I-I need to fap to this children's cartoon!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares about the stupid magneto or gambit, Rogue should be alone

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    an episode where she does squats would solve it

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these homosexuals writers are really going with magneto x rogue? it's literally one of the most hated marvel pairing. nobody liked it the first time it happened

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing worse is Rogue and Logan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All shipping is terrible.
        No one watches these shows to see which characters hook up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and yet tons of fanfiction about it exists

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And 100% of it is awful.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but there are people interested in it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Coomers don't matter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's pertty obvious they're not going to stick with it. Gambit is there. It's implied they haven't touched yet and rogue is just going to mag because they know their powers cancel each other but gambit's powers can also tank rogue's touch. Wasn't that in the comics too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gambit's powers cannot tank Rogue's. Aside from his energy-charging, Gambit's other powers are gymnastic ability and being difficult to mind-read, which are both related to his main power; he constantly is converting the potential energy in his body, which gives him explosive muscle movement and makes his mind fuzz like static to psychics, though powerful direct psychic attacks can break through this low-level natural defence.
        Gambit has been knocked out or otherwise drained by Rogue several times.

        In the comics Magneto's complete mastery of electromagnetism means he can control his own nervous system and was able to use this control to dampen out Rogue's power. He basically shorts it out when he focuses on doing so.
        In the show there's a spark in his hand right before they touch so I'm guessing it's the same thing.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch first episode
    >the animation is completely dogshit

    what's the point

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to demoralize you

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anything else for Disney to ruin?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just wait until yhe next wave of Star Wars films hit...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They already ruined that back in 2015

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SW already died with the prequels, Who even watches disney shit except FOMOs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      animation style is what doesn't work

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks I hate it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm prego jean. But the animation is pretty cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bishop is the father

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You say that but in Hellfire Gala Ao3 Jean fricks Bishop first when she sees Emma fricking Scott.

        Latest chapter in Rogue got double penetrated because she wanted to get away from Sinister aiming at her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your fricking kidding me.
          She and Scott were already fricking Logan, and Scott and Emma were fricking while that was going on too. Why add Bishop suddenly?
          I remember when they got trapped in Nates alternate world she was fricking Bishop, but did they seriously bring that over to Krokoa?
          Glad I dropped this trash franchise after the Moria bullshit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but did they seriously bring that over to Krokoa?
            No. It was as you said.
            Scott, Jean and Logan were fricking.
            Scott and Emma were fricking on the side.
            Then the sex-island scenario was dropped and Scott and Jean went back to being an exclusive couple.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Then the sex-island scenario was dropped and Scott and Jean went back to being an exclusive couple.
              When does this start? The whole sex island stuff ruined it for me since they couldn't go 2 issues without mentioning some degenerate shit in the background.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank God shes a clone. I don't want my waifu having a busted vegana.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate the animation as much as I thought I would. There's a few scenes where you can tell they threw the budget at and everything else was bland. It's decent enough I guess. It's disappointing that they felt the need to debuff the women as their sex appeal was baked into the designs I grew up with. No reason for that other than to stick to the male audience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >laundry list of problems the original series did not have
      >"oh but its fine/doesnt really matter"

      you are a broken man and the reason things are like this now

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Storm's Final Fantasy summon entrance

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to know before I watch this. Do they use Ron Wasserman's theme or any of his music?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of cool shit like that in the show that no one seems to bring up. Yeah, the intro + outro are callbacks.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madelyn new best girl

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's taking so long with the fricking torrent?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's on TorrentLeech bro

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rouge

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm going for a shit bros.
    wish me luck
    one thing is sure, if i was married to rogue, despite her soul sucking abilities, and she had her perfectly round dumper and magnanimous mammaries, life would be infinitely better.
    just make her wear a skin-tight latex suit and stick your peen inside her like that.
    gloved handies, kiss her through some clingfilm. problem solved.
    either that or keep leech in a cage in the bedroom and have her touch him briefly every evening.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh. Not sure why I expected Cinemaphile to be any different when I checked if any actual discussion was happening about this show.
    Was actually enjoyable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a shill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >stop discussing current television on the television board

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When its a terrible cash grab, yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All the ladies are a bunch of flatties now
          0/10 show tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. It's legitimately good.
        I just for some moronic reason thought it might be possible that Cinemaphile wasn't going to be dumb about it is all. Don't know why I thought so.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's legitimately good
          No it isn't. Frick off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes it is.
            I probably should, Cinemaphile is pretty shit at actually discussing tv and movies anyway the past decade or so

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you think it is good, talk about why it is good.
              If you just say "its good bro" people are gonna call you a shill.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              all the tv shows and movies made in the last decade or so so are either bad or subpar. And the worse they are, the harder their defense force.
              Maybe it's that

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this show feel so homosexual and veganal and soulless?

    Where's all the cool dialogue?

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even in the cartoons they focus on the same old characters that are repeated in every movie. I wish they would make an X-Factor or Excalibur cartoon. I like stuff like New Mutants and The Gifted. If live action is too expensive to cover those stories, why not do it with animation?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually loved it. Brought me back to being a kid watching the OG show with it having excellent dialogue. While some of the animation was a miss there are some very cool scenes like the Storm taking out the sentinels, gambit touching wolverines claws, jubilee dancing, and Magneto monologues that were kino af. Unironically am keeping Disney plus sub for this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So your nostalgia makes you willing to eat around shit?
      That's nice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Magneto's new design tho
      The sexy hair is fine but his supe-suit is all over the place

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks gay.
        Al women are less feminine and all men are less masculine. It's so current day

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird that Rogue barely sounds like Rogue even though it's Rogue

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn episode 1 was great, didn't think they could top it, but somehow episode 2 was even better?? What the frick am I dreaming???

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After seeing it I feel like they are almost there but the spark is still missed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They drew her alright. The images they spam are cherry picked screegrabs of a group scene.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was talking about the series

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this Rogue-Magneto thing is a father-daughter relationship.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stepdaddy with benefits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Magneto went for a messed up kid with great breasts and a personality complex
        and yet the X men don't trust him

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished episode 1 and am very pleasantly surprised. Really feels like it captures the old show. Aside from the shitty chinese animation.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so Magneto is going to use Rogue even in worse way than Mystique did it in XMen Evolution

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's a competition
      get your fricking filthy hands of my girl

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The end of second episode is the perfect soap opera

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah should be good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah should be good.

      who was it? her clone or is she the clone? or is it mystique?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ''Jean'' is Madelyne Pryor right? Jean's the one on the doorstep.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Blinded by nostalgia
    I can bet that in the S2 it will be shit woke.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm so sick and fricking tired of jean grey. oh look its jeans backstory yet again. oh look its jean being a better prof x yet again. oh look its jean engaging in a love triangle yet again. oh cooool man phoenix force damn thats so cool. just frick off b***h. just don't put her in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up logan she's not going to leave scott for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what reason is jean grey even a character? she feels like she's there just for the 5 women into x-men. sticking scott with her is just another way they've fricked him over completely.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so it's scott you love?
          not my problem logan

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in this board where it's predominated by screencaps the OG will always look better but honestly, the new animation looked pretty solid. Even as a kid I found the OG's animation shit. American cartoons were shit until ATLA. Go rewatch the OG where they draw them with a lot of details but just animate the hair to mimic movement kek

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Morph is Non-Binary
    ''Non Binary''
    he's ''Non Binary'' guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gender Fluid
      happens down my leg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It just means he'll give Logan a Brojob morphed as Jean and its not gay.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile hates capeshit
    >Cinemaphile hates Disney shit
    >Cinemaphile hates remakes
    /tv/: ZOMG X-MEN 97!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When it's actually good, none of that matters.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.health.com/mind-body/lgbtq-health/what-is-non-binary
    >Third Gender: Third gender is a term to describe anyone who doesn't identify with binary options. Hence, a third sex.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't identify with binary options
      >binary
      >third option
      why not be less moronic and call it trinary then? Words have meaning troon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >call it trinary

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not bad so far but it's bullshit how they declared Magneto innocent of all charges in the span of an episode lmfao

    it will be one rushed season

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First they got rid of breasts because they were too womanly and asses were the safehorny alternative.
    Now the safehorny alternative has to go too, because no matter what, people who complain about the mae gaze will forever be unfrickable.
    I wonder what will be the next step of desexualization.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is no order, they attack any part that is attractive. They give them dyke haircuts, remove their lips, remove their eye makeup, cover their bellies, give them shit personalities. Anything to make them unattractive, they will do it.
      They won't be happy until there are no happy heterosexual couples left, every man who has ever looked at a girl is a creeper and any woman who tries to attract a male partner is a pickme.
      They are digusting people, always have been, the only difference now is that the ~~*wealthy*~~ are giving them money and power to make their disgusting "art".

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Ugly people acting ugly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get some help and try to find at least one woman who isn't repulsed by you.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idgaf abt anything else right but tell me Storm gets her powers back! WTF

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did they do to my original jungle fever?

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair she wasn't consistently drawn with a fat ass in the original either

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still 100% designed by men for men, unlike the new one designed by women for some androgynous audience that doesn't exist

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The reboot is made by a gay black man. Gotta get those ESG points.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gay black man
          Based bc so far, the reboot is actually good. First two episodes are better than any of the god awful Xmen movies that have been shitted out for 2 decades.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >things that never happened
            Go to bed, gay hypetard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm actually Dominican papi

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't he fired just literally yesterday?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but not the right kind. They still fricked up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's a masc presenting gay dude, ie the most based LGBT type.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is literally the worst. gay subversion of masculinity

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hank Hill edition
    This is the artist responsible for downgrading Rogue. Amelia Vidal.

    She draws all the women with man faces.
    >>X-Men ’97 Lead Character Designer Amelia Vidal Confirms Characters Were Redesigned With “Body Diversity” In Mind

    >>In an interview with Animation Magazine, the outlet’s Tom McLean wrote, “Lead character designer Amelia Vidal says she took advantage of the revival to bring in a full variety of body diversity.”

    informed him, “For example, if we take Jean, Rogue, Storm and Jubilee, they all have different body proportions, heights, age, physical builds and posture attitudes.”

    >>“[The] X-Men are so different from each other; celebrating those differences makes each character unique and special,” she added.

    >>On top of Vidal confirming the characters were redesigned due to “body diversity,” the show’s director Jake Castorena also explained the show’s art style was changed in order to “stay relevant.”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is kinda cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they were made uglier and less feminine on purpose. Just as we were saying.
      QED

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some idiot (possibly

        Get some help and try to find at least one woman who isn't repulsed by you.

        )
        was trying to convince me that it wasn't deliberate yesterday. Nice to see it straight from the horse's mouth.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For example, if we take Jean, Rogue, Storm and Jubilee, they all have different body proportions, heights, age, physical builds and posture attitudes.”
      Original series already had that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Original series already had that
        Yeah, but they were attractive and feminine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But she said it as if she had invented water

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Professor X dead
    >Cyclops and Jean leaving
    >Storm depowered
    >Gambit cucked
    >Rogues ass deleted

    They're doing them all dirty. Before the series ends they'll have killed/depowered/written out all of the old Xmen so they can be replaced with new diverse Xmen no one gives a frick about.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that even a human body anymore?

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know why you homosexuals care about this. I watched this cartoon when I was 12 in 1995.
    Are you actually upset about changes to a show that you obviously aren't watching anymore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just want to defend bad products for politicalresons

      Get some help and try to find at least one woman who isn't repulsed by you.

      Keep your projections in check, please

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole storm thing is just forced drama.

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