Xena

Probably the best show of this or any alternate timeline.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friend as teens loved her, we wrote her an email together to an address that we thought was hers at the time, telling her how much we love her and the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did she write back?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you two jerk off together while thinking about her?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90s slop is not nearly as good as people remember. Whether it be this, or Hercules, or Stargate or any of the other long running genre shows. They're kind of comfy, but that's not enough to carry them for 200 episodes.
    Maybe it works better if you're watching 1 episode a week over the course of 8 years when there's nothing else on, but in today's world these shows just aren't worth it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jokes on you zoomer because 90s tv is the only thing i bother binge watching anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but in today's world
      yeah because current year television is SO GOOD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      90's tv shows are not meant to be binge watched, its loosely connected stories which were fun to watch from time to time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I binge watched Hercules and Xena and it was awesome

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This, I probably watch the Bruce Campbell show too but I don't remember.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Brisco County Jr?
            Its certified kino. Anything with Bruce is 10/10
            Dr. Strange 2 was crap, except for the scene Bruce was in

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He has not created a weekly schedule of showings to replicate the 90s tv feeling

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but you're incorrect, and this

      90's tv shows are not meant to be binge watched, its loosely connected stories which were fun to watch from time to time.

      anon is right.
      Shows like Xena and Star Trek TNG are super bingeable as well as being a pleasure to watch one episode one week then watch another random episode from any other season another week with a nice theme and life lesson learned each time.
      That's the beauty of these 90s shows which doesn't exist anymore.
      Nowadays, you're expected to autistically watch every episode in order just to maybe get a coherent theme or plot, but chances are you'll instead be given slop that makes no sense and ends up contradicting its own world rules, full of plot holes, etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and I forgot to mention the best part: most the female characters are white and nice to look at instead of being ugly, brown land whales with bizarre half-shaven haircuts and/or being transgender.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the female characters are white and nice to look at
          that's very problematic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m actually spacing out my TNG viewing so I can savor the episodes more. It gives me something to look forward to after work. Even only watching a few episodes a week, it’s very obvious to see how often they recycle plot points and sets. That’s why I could never watch like 6 in a row like some people do.
        >It’s a Data gets possessed episode
        >It’s a Riker being a c**t for no reason episode
        >It’s an outside shot that’s clearly filmed indoors episode

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I did this last year.
          Watched like 1 or 2 episodes a day, no more than that, and only on weeknights after work.
          It was fun and comfy.
          When it eventually ends, it's hard to figure out what to fill that void with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I‘m currently watching Early Edition and it‘s honestly better than 90% of the shows currently out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been watching the X-Files and Xena from the start lately and there's nothing wrong with them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. the 1-2 clipshow episodes every season are especially jarring when you've already seen all the episodes they use in flashbacks the same week.
      I understand why they exist, but narrative driven shows where you just can't watch a random episode but have to follow the plot from s01e01 are so much better than the assembly line slop of the 90s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gayest post of all time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A WILD ZOOMER homosexual APPEARS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      They were terrible. Network television shows are still bad. They had E.R. and NYPD Blue which were good.. today they're all bad knock-offs of those two shows.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tell me you were born 15 years ago without telling me you're 15 years old, zoomie

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          80's man.
          I didn't have cable and network/broadcast television was all I got (still do, I DL cable shows).
          90's programming was BAD.

          One of the few things that has improved is the quality of an ongoing series.. which today surpass that of movies.
          Although these shows are for cable television, I don't remember there being anything like that back in the 90's.

          Nothing stands out in hindsight.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >90's programming was BAD
            get a load of this gay

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you a "Hercules/Xena" era anon, or a "Relic Hunter/Sheena/Beast Master" era anon?

    You can't be both.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lois & Clark/Brisco County Jr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't be both.
      nah frick you i didnt have cable so i watched hercules/xena weekend afternoons until they were replaced by lost world, beast master and relic hunter
      also mutant x and andromeda after that

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wondered whether or not this was specific to my local area, but did anybody else watch all of these shows mentioned on the same channel that was kind of known as the "black person channel" in the 90s? I remember the Star Trek Voyager episodes were on the same channel as well. This was back in the day when we had over the air television?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re thinking of UPN. It had a bunch of syndicated shows, and stuff like Martin and Monique which were black people shows.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody would ever believe me, but when I was 16 I had sex with Lucy Lawless. It was my first time and the only time I would have non-paid sex with a woman. I'm 37 now and I think it messed me up somehow, given I've never had a real gf ever. Even though I still jerk off to the thought of fricking her doggy style on her bed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's hard to believe, anon. you had sex with her in the early 2000s when she was married with kids and already widely known? i could believe some guy banging her when she was a young literal who.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My parents are friends with them. It went about because I have, and still do, an extreme phobia of water. Lucy offered to teach me to swim at her house, but I never got a hang of it. So I guess she felt guilty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah me too, my dad works at Nintendo as well

          I got Lucy's sister-in-law fired for being a piece of shit. Kek!

          Spill the beans

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got Lucy's sister-in-law fired for being a piece of shit. Kek!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quick rundown?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she and relic hunter made my pp hard as a kid

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who plays Xena in a 2024 reboot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Idris Elba

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alexandra Dadario, OR Gina Carrano. The only two choices.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gina would be perfect. They'd go black though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. And as ugly as possible.

          Remember, hot lesbians are a vehicle for the malegays, and absolutely not allowed!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't even joke dude.
      If they made a reboot, they would 100% make her & Gabriel frick buddies on screen. Why can't there just be best friends? Pissed me off when they turned Harley & Poison Ivy dikes in the cartoon. does this generation of writers not have close friends? So they think everybody is gay for each other? Frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who plays Xena in a 2024 reboot?

        Hahaha imagine Kristen Stewart and Angourie Rice?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They tried to reboot Xena about 8-9 years ago, the plan was to make Xena cover her entire body like Brienne of Tarth and yes, Xena and Gabby would be explicitly lesbians with no interest in men, despite Xena having fricked tons of guys and Gabby even married one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          kek i had no idea there was an actual reboot attempt

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so glad I didn't hear about that. There are a few shows that I love that I know they would ruin if they rebooted them. That is one of them. Another one that I'm so glad they canceled was the Powerpuff Girls live action one. BUBBLES IS NOT A prostitute YOU MONSTERS

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they got crucified a lot in this show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, it was a pretty kino show

      Don't even joke dude.
      If they made a reboot, they would 100% make her & Gabriel frick buddies on screen. Why can't there just be best friends? Pissed me off when they turned Harley & Poison Ivy dikes in the cartoon. does this generation of writers not have close friends? So they think everybody is gay for each other? Frick

      But anon, they were frick buddies. The subtext all but spelled it put on many occasions. By the end of thr show they were openly declaring their love for one a other. Like that time they were crucified together. Or that other time when they were crucified. And there was that one time xena got crucified

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is different levels of love! You can love your best friend, doesn't me you Loooove your best friend! I still think writers these days have no idea what close friendships are so they make them all gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree 100% but xena and gabby were total frick buddies and loved each other. They were not, however, lesbo dykes. They just liked to fool around while sleeping under the stars on their travels. And they were also soul mates. But that doesn't mean they were gay.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's called bisexuality you tard.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >bisexual
              whatever happened to bisexual b***hes?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >whatever happened to bisexual b***hes?
                The T part of the alphabet soup really doesn't like this letter and does everything they can to destroy it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This was from a time when people didn't make their sexual tastes their entire identity

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I miss those days

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, it's not bisexual. All girls do that.
              They fool around with each other, especially when they're young.

              In a situation where it's only girls, they'll kiss and be lewd. They're all attracted to females, even the ones who are as straight as they come.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tfw ywn get crucified with xena

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Xena is probably the only spinoff series better than Frasier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Laverne & Shirley shits all over Happy Days

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymouse

    >Probably the best show of this or any alternate timeline.
    What if you knew for certainty that this was true of a series in your timeline? Like interdimensional beings showed up and explained that, indeed THIS show was in fact the best show ever made, or will ever be made in any version of earth.
    Wouldn't that be terribly depressing? Would you even bother watching other shows after that, knowing they are always going to be inferior, nothings ever going to be as good as that show again. I'd probably smash my TV, never watch a show again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what if you ate the best food ever
      >would you just stop eating?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymouse

        you have to eat though.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lucy Lawless supposed to be conventionally attractive? I mean I would still stick my dick in her given the opportunity. But I wouldn't fantasize about her given all the other women I could be fantasizing about instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watch her stuff in Spartacus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's one of the most attractive women who ever lived

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is gorgeous

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been interested in watching xena, but checked the frick out when I found out how much Sorbo Hercules is in it. Hope that guy dies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's in like 3 episodes, over 5 seasons. Hardly should be a deal breaker.
      Bruce Campbell is in it more often than him & he's awesome. King of Thieves FTW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with sorbo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's a chud.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >post heinous shit
          >”wow I was canceled”

          Found the wiener sucker
          Hey anon, why do you like sucking wiener so much?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So, you like sucking wiener because... xena told you to?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Awww, why did you post that. That's disappointing. Meh, she's too old to be in anything relevant anymore anyway

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Disappointing, but I don't really expect anything else from a woman.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >post heinous shit
        >”wow I was canceled”

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What did he post

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He made the mistake of being White past 2008.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the fool
              the foolish fool!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    great breasts

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was my favourite scene.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      .... what the frick? I LOVE XENA NOW?
      What streaming service can I watch this on?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It switches around from time to time. Is on prime at the moment

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I must have blocked that one out, I don't remember it & I Just got through watching most episodes. It's on Amazon Prime right now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's on Amazon Prime right now
        Maybe they censored it?
        Pirate chads stay winning

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90s fantasy cheese (sometimes sci-fi) was the best

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know what kept me from watching Xena back then.. her outfit didn't move at all. There was no bounce to it.
    Yeah there was thigh action, but her underwear stayed on like glue. Might as well have worn daipers.

    You got more jiggle from watching swimming competitions, or gymnastics. Yeah Xena's outfit was armor but she never took it off. Her boobs were always inflexible and she didn't really show that much cleavage.
    I sat through entire episodes waiting for something to happen with the wardrobe.. something that would feed that need. But it never came.

    The program was a major wiener tease. Also all the villains looked and acted the same.
    I never got into Xena or Hercules

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Jennifer O'Dell
      >sweatdrop.jpg

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