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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Guy ruins his life for a chance to stick his penis in his stepsister's dirty shithole
    Why are Gen X-ers like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also didn't realise Selma Blair was smoking hot and obsessed over chinny instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what the movie is about? I was too young to watch it when it came out. It was one of those typical 90s flicks with an edgy marketing campaign that made it go viral.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile thinks she is white

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*White*~~

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*White*~~

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    And rightfully so.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm supposed to see picrel and say they were wrong? You failed OP. She's hot.

      SMG is mid af.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GYATT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which was hotter: Original or parody?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah she used to have really nice forearm hair.

        Honestly I pulled it to both. Maybe even more to the parody.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Daniela Melchior?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s Chyler Leigh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      don't post this stuff I am clearly gay and don't like things similar to that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is just how europeans kiss their family members. its tame and not sexual at all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Chileans actually

        https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/877975332233412608

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tongues massaging each other
      >saliva bridge at the end

      They didn't need to make it this hot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >xoomers came to mids girls kissing

      Imagine if they had porn back then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Look at these mid girls, yuck, They're not like my mutt gf.

        >t. fat ugly guy with glasses

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We had porn. You would dig around in someone's attic, garage, parent's bedroom and find random VHS tapes and magazines. It was like Pokemon in real life, but you jerked off when you caught one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t forget the woods. When I was at summer camp, there was this random cabin a decent hike away that was filled with porn. Most of it was old, like from the 70s, but there’d also be random 2000s DVDs stacked up here or there.

          We could never tell if someone was living there or not. It seemed like it was being maintained, had a bed and stuff, but there wasn’t any food or dishes or electricity, clothes, that kind of stuff.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think you found an ancestral indigenous goon cave

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We had porn. You would dig around in someone's attic, garage, parent's bedroom and find random VHS tapes and magazines. It was like Pokemon in real life, but you jerked off when you caught one.

            While on the topic of VHS porn. I swear, and I have a great memory, that my friend's dad had a VHS porn with Liza Minnelli fingering herself. It was a commercial release with her name on the cover.
            I cannot find any proof of it's existence on the internet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some dude kept a cabin for the sole purpose of jerking off away from his wife. Would bet anything that’s what it was

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For me it was sex hotline commercials on TV after midnight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is hot only if you're 12. Selma Blair was cute though. SMG was always ugly. The saliva bridge was fricking euphoric as a kid. I swear, that feeling must be better than fricking drugs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >SMG was always ugly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe not ugly but she had an uncanny feel. Even before I learned she's israeli.

          >The saliva bridge was fricking euphoric as a kid. I swear, that feeling must be better than fricking drugs.
          There's something nice about being aroused at the simple things like girls kissing and bikini pics. Guys who watch porn get that ruined for them.

          Honestly, I still rub it out to girls kissing, not any hard stuff whatsoever and certainly not with a guy in my line of sight. People who do that are repressed homos or will make themselves homos by exposure. Just kissing and spit play. Nothing beats it. Porn is a menace though, must be banned. I remember it being more standard with movie scenes you'd look forward to and Playboy magazines. Better time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The saliva bridge was fricking euphoric as a kid. I swear, that feeling must be better than fricking drugs.
        There's something nice about being aroused at the simple things like girls kissing and bikini pics. Guys who watch porn get that ruined for them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kissing with tongue is gross. open mouth but with no tongue is way nicer.
      I've had way too many girls just ram their tongue in my mouth and have no idea what they are doing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you are gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          take your tongue and ram it up my shitcaked anus then.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Crusty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i wouldn't want to kiss men with tongue either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ok NERD !

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All female sexuality is performative. Everything they do is for male attention.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            woah what a mind-blowing revelation...i need to rethink my life

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is just tryhard.

              is sensual and actually hot.
              Blue is the warmest color also has hot kissing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm saying this so you stop falling for their shitty antics but it dawns on me you're just a fricking cümbrain.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                funny how some anons always find reasons to be angry at other anons

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This. Dykes do not exist. gays exist so nature disposes of their genes but dykes do not exist.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            nah you just have a neurosis where you need to always feel like you know their motives

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >simping for womankind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're supposed to fight back, not let her tongue overpower yours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No Shia

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Xoomers
    Many of us were not fashion victims;as if any "gen" is unified; as if your gen is all the same people identical to you.

    This whole obsession with "gens" is pure ageism.

    The only difference is some are older and die sooner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers, Xoomers, Moomers, Zoomers... we're all the fricking same, united under video games. Get get shit done and we like to spawn camp.

      I guess what I'm saying is... DONT FRICK WITH GAMERS

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buffy is a perfect 10

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is.
    Now post your zoomer sex symbol (zendaya) so can we laugh at your stupid and gay generation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even Sidney Sweeney, zoomers 2nd sex symbol, is ugly.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm supposed to see picrel and say they were wrong? You failed OP. She's hot.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, she turned me on. Though she got very, VERY israeli once she got older. Disturbing.

    Like an evil witch finally revealing her true face.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Male face.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, then I'm gonna cum on man face.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's ok, Cinemaphile is a stealth ally for trans anyway, just look at all the Hunter Schafer / Jamie Clayton / Hari Nef / Jazz Jennings, / Ella Hollywood threads we have on the daily.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile is a hunter board!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is that a surgery scar around his mouth? Looks like a pencil goatee in the thumbnail lol

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You need to fix your eyes.

                The hunter is the least funny meme on here

                You need to end your life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You need to fix yours

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The hunter is the least funny meme on here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Jazz Threads
            I've only been in them a few times, but they're 100% shitting on trannies.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, the "we're only obsessing over trannies IRONICALLY, duh!" cope. Was wondering when someone would bring it up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, no tears please.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where is this from?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Buffy. It's from the episode where the "Evil" slayer uses some kind of magic to take over Buffy's body and does a tonne of giga bawd shit with her body.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Xoomers
    it were the Ooomers not the Xoomers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The frick are you talking about?

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