YAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAY
YAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAY
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
YAAAAS QUEEN SLAAAAAY
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
I'm glad the critical drinker opened my eyes on what a hack tolkien was
God he's annoying. Every review, somehow this søýboy brings up Star Wars. If he hates it "this is just like nu star wars". If he likes it "see this is how you make a movie, not like Star Wars. Fuck you Kathleen Kennedy". He's a late 30s man child complaining about Children's media.
>nooo you can’t criticize woke garbage!!!”
I love when pop culture geeks try to compare real art to their capeshit popcorn flicks
OMG who would win star wars vs frodo
>real art
Good god, you're vacuous.
>nooo my marvel capeshit product is art too!!
Imagine spending time watching someone you think is annoying and onionboy. For what pvrpose?
nice bait
Still mad about that thread from Friday aren’t you?
if i saw the critical drinker in my country id immediately report him to border security and get his stupid ass deported
That's because you're a friendless pansy bitch.
>søýboy
IRONYYYYYYYY!
>He's a late 30s man child complaining about Children's media
You'd understand if you had children, you laughably pathetic, socially retarded, perpetually virginal gay.
YA SEETHE?
Why would the deport him? The british passport is pretty strong, you don't need a visa for most places for up to 90 days.
I remember during that scene I yelled "oh no you didn't!" And everyone busted out crying lol
He cute
Literally a poor mans Macbeth twist
>midget and untrained wohman kill the greatest foe in middle earth that spent centuries decimating the kingdoms of ''''men'''
Pozzed crap
> Gets his ride's head get cut off
>Midget stabs him while he is faced the other way with a millennia old enchanted sword weakening him greatly
> trained princess stabs him in the head
if that release today chuds wouldve been mad 24/7 and flood the board seething about it
your attempt to make me watch your feminist amazon fanfic will never succeed. gtfo pajeets
Unironically if this came out today grifters like the quarter pounder and drunkard would have an aneurysm despite the fact it was in the novel and she said those exact words. They would have call JR Tolkin a fucking libtard simp.
Small doses of something cringe isn't so bad. A little bit of YASSSS QUEEN here or there doesn't change entire paradigms of thinking, it doesn't shift the overton window. We've come far enough that gurl power has been rehashed a thousand times over and is often times so overtly done it overpowers entire movies unrelated to it.
>JR Tolkin a fucking libtard simp.
he basically is. the entire theme of lotr is cucked libertarianesque fear of actuallly having power.
Based Shield Maiden
People overlook Eowyn but she's a really good character.
And that after recovering from almost dying in her fight with the Witch King she goes "this war thing sucks actually" and is done seeking glory
This is literally the only scene of the entire trilogy that I've scene. I walked into the living room at my friend's house and his little sister was watching it on the couch. This scene played and I walked out with what I needed, never watched anything else of this series
The absolute lowest point of the LOTR trilogy. I thought this even before modern day politics. Just fucking horrible and downright cringe.
There's nothing cringe about it, you just use Cinemaphile as a substitute for a personality
It was a cringe moment even hardcore lotr fans admit it.
It's fucking great in the book. Jackson's script-writers were such utter hacks they only ever plucked out the "gotcha" moment out of a fantastic scene.
>tfw no Rohan gf
>Zoomers are now so young that they don't remember the pre-woke era and automatically think this was a feminazi agenda
And that's a good thing. You made your bed, now lay in it.
reminder
I thought that was a dumb scene when I first saw it. Play on words is only fun when it's a parody.