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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the critical drinker opened my eyes on what a hack tolkien was

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God he's annoying. Every review, somehow this søýboy brings up Star Wars. If he hates it "this is just like nu star wars". If he likes it "see this is how you make a movie, not like Star Wars. Frick you Kathleen Kennedy". He's a late 30s man child complaining about Children's media.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nooo you can’t criticize woke garbage!!!”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love when pop culture geeks try to compare real art to their capeshit popcorn flicks
        OMG who would win star wars vs frodo

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >real art
          Good god, you're vacuous.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >nooo my marvel capeshit product is art too!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine spending time watching someone you think is annoying and onionboy. For what pvrpose?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if i saw the critical drinker in my country id immediately report him to border security and get his stupid ass deported

      God he's annoying. Every review, somehow this søýboy brings up Star Wars. If he hates it "this is just like nu star wars". If he likes it "see this is how you make a movie, not like Star Wars. Frick you Kathleen Kennedy". He's a late 30s man child complaining about Children's media.

      Still mad about that thread from Friday aren’t you?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if i saw the critical drinker in my country id immediately report him to border security and get his stupid ass deported

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you're a friendless pansy b***h.

      God he's annoying. Every review, somehow this søýboy brings up Star Wars. If he hates it "this is just like nu star wars". If he likes it "see this is how you make a movie, not like Star Wars. Frick you Kathleen Kennedy". He's a late 30s man child complaining about Children's media.

      >søýboy
      IRONYYYYYYYY!
      >He's a late 30s man child complaining about Children's media
      You'd understand if you had children, you laughably pathetic, socially moronic, perpetually virginal homosexual.
      YA SEETHE?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would the deport him? The british passport is pretty strong, you don't need a visa for most places for up to 90 days.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember during that scene I yelled "oh no you didn't!" And everyone busted out crying lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He cute

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally a poor mans Macbeth twist

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >midget and untrained wohman kill the greatest foe in middle earth that spent centuries decimating the kingdoms of ''''men'''
    Pozzed crap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Gets his ride's head get cut off
      >Midget stabs him while he is faced the other way with a millennia old enchanted sword weakening him greatly
      > trained princess stabs him in the head

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if that release today chuds wouldve been mad 24/7 and flood the board seething about it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your attempt to make me watch your feminist Amazon fanfic will never succeed. gtfo pajeets

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically if this came out today grifters like the quarter pounder and drunkard would have an aneurysm despite the fact it was in the novel and she said those exact words. They would have call JR Tolkin a fricking libtard simp.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Small doses of something cringe isn't so bad. A little bit of YASSSS QUEEN here or there doesn't change entire paradigms of thinking, it doesn't shift the overton window. We've come far enough that gurl power has been rehashed a thousand times over and is often times so overtly done it overpowers entire movies unrelated to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >JR Tolkin a fricking libtard simp.
      he basically is. the entire theme of lotr is cucked libertarianesque fear of actuallly having power.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based Shield Maiden

    People overlook Eowyn but she's a really good character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that after recovering from almost dying in her fight with the Witch King she goes "this war thing sucks actually" and is done seeking glory

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the only scene of the entire trilogy that I've scene. I walked into the living room at my friend's house and his little sister was watching it on the couch. This scene played and I walked out with what I needed, never watched anything else of this series

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute lowest point of the LOTR trilogy. I thought this even before modern day politics. Just fricking horrible and downright cringe.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing cringe about it, you just use Cinemaphile as a substitute for a personality

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was a cringe moment even hardcore lotr fans admit it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking great in the book. Jackson's script-writers were such utter hacks they only ever plucked out the "gotcha" moment out of a fantastic scene.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Rohan gf

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomers are now so young that they don't remember the pre-woke era and automatically think this was a feminazi agenda

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And that's a good thing. You made your bed, now lay in it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that was a dumb scene when I first saw it. Play on words is only fun when it's a parody.

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