Yeah I'm thinking he's back

In this thread we discuss Warwick Davis's return to the silver screen

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming on ~~*wogsey plus*~~
    >silver screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well duh movie theaters are dead streaming is where it's at now

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    midge

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I’m thinking that’s absolute dogshit, my man.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't do Willow without Madmartigan. You especially can't do Willow with identity politics driven characters like the two dykes they've inserted into the show. It's going to be a shitfest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Waste that frickin midge

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If there is a single black person or mutt in this, I WILL NOT watch it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like we have pajeets, nigs, and mystery meat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the disgusting frecklemutt from Solo and Falcon and the Winter Soldier

        Instadropped.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if you're going to stop watching movies with an ugly or brown-skinned person, you are never going to see a major Hollywood movie again. idk how they even got The Northman greenlit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's her specifically.

            why do you hate freckled redheads?

            She's God damn hideous and an awful actress.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >She's God damn hideous
              i agree. it's terrible. and i love redheads. it's all wrong with the nog genetics. i don't love this.
              give me a real pure-blooded North Sea girl.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Her symmetries really do resonate in a primal way.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >if you're going to stop watching movies with an ugly or brown-skinned person, you are never going to see a major hollywood movie again
            And?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you are never going to see a major hollywood movie again
            I fricking hope so.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why do you hate freckled redheads?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They think that this will work as a gateway drug for white men to develop jungle fever.

            Nice try, Hollywood.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They’re even stealing red hair now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >adwoa aboah
        kek.
        its a so bad name, it rhymes!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Rosabell Laurenti Sellers
        BAD POOSI

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based and same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not liking the best warrior in the village
      you're the real peck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the muttest mutt to ever mutt is in it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine just slamming Warwick Davis as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little midge waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little midge bone in his little midge body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Warwick's entire midge life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful midge life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Warwick Davis releases his bowels (a runny midge poop, as midges lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody gives a frick about that stupid peck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't call me a peck
      Oh I'm sorry..............................Peck...Peck...Peck...Peck..PeckPeckPeckPeckPeckPeckPeckPeckPeck.....................................................................................PECK.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person Black person poster of his generation.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Little known fact: Warwick's name was specially chosen by his parents because it is very difficult to trick him into saying it backwards, thereby banishing him to his home dimension.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's one of many Warwick Davis facts that make me want to put him in a pillow case and swing him against a tree.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's such an "I'm acting" actor

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >series instead of a movie sequel
    >literally just called "willow" to insert itself into searches for the movie
    >bunch of mystery meat diversity hires, including that freckled goblin that ruins everything she's in
    guaranteed trash

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a little hard to imagine what the plot would be. Or at least, it's hard to imagine it will be as impactful as the hero's journey that the underdog protagonist had in the first movie. A straight-up fight between competent characters is a bit of a dull premise.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like midge is back on the menu, boys.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there more hype for the Midge? Are people finally tired of reboot after reboot?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I, for one, would like to stick my thumbs into Warick Davis's eye sockets. I want to feel his ocular organs squish into a bloody, viscous pulp beneath the soft, yielding flesh of my fingertips. I want to hear his screams of absolute terror and pain as he realizes he'll never see again.

    Then, I would remove my thumbs from his eyesockets, giving him a brief respite as I grabbed a pair of barbeque tongs and a dull butterknife. with the tongs I would pluck out his ruined eyeballs and sever the optic nerves with the butter knife. at this point I would already have a hot plate going with a buttered pan ready to crudely sautee Warwick's juicy macula. As they sizzled in the pan, he would smell them, and after having been starved for days on end, he might even have the nerve to comment about how good whatever I was cooking smelled - not being able to see what it was, of course.

    "Here, try some." I would offer, giving him a heaping spoonful of the fried, well-seasoned sight-flesh. He would gobble it down eagerly, begging for more like the deformed goblin he was, still not aware of what he was eating. I would feed him the rest, and only after he had eaten it all would I tell him what it truly was.

    As he screamed in horror and retched, I would put my thumbs into his empty eyesockets for the last time. I would drive them deep, deep into his empty ocular cavities, until I broke through the fragile bone and began to push my fingers into his brain. Slowly, his musical shrieking of pain and terror would abate as his brain becomes too damaged to operate his vocal cords, let alone comprehend what is happening to him.

    At this point, I place my massive, throbbing erection in front of his vegetative face and begin to powerfrick his eye sockets. In and out, in and out, over and over, until his brains are nothing more than a mess of dead cells and tangled dendrites. As I climaxed, I would push myself balls deep into his skull, seed mixing with ruined neurons in a perverse wienertail.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love how even the AI thinks he's an abomination.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek based AI

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What program is this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NovelAI. Here's an old one from when AI Dungeon wasn't complete shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks m8

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it when the Game of Thrones midge shat on the Snow White movie and put 7 midges out of work and he temporarily became our most hated midge, and made Warwick /ourmidge/ by comparison. Almost sad it didn't stick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Warwick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Our midge was and always will be Verne Troyer. Even the pasta that Warwick got so asshurt about was originally written about Verne and nobody got really nasty about midges until Warwick started getting uppity. We joked about beating Verne up out of love. The people who make new pastas about Warwick want to exact pain on him in reality.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pass. I will only skim the episodes to see the cute tomboy princess so I can better emulate her personalities in my NovelAI rape stories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerously based

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His temper juxtaposes his height

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and yet criticize israeli individuals and you get banned
      curious

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Warwick likes to stare at walls, watch thunderstorms, and forge knives?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it means you're torturing Warwick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doing renovations with my man, Warwick, on a stormy day sounds kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I see this image, I compulsively think about how awful the 'perfect day' on the left would be.

      If I had to sit in an unmade bed eating greasy pizza and watching those fricking films I would feel like garbage and want to kill myself by halfway through the day.

      It makes me feel sick just to look at it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      replace the chair with one of those baby chairs

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been on Team Warwick ever since Dink made those midges lose their job. Warwick is the true king of the small.

    Warwick:
    >the most prolific dwarf in the world
    >has no problem playing goofy parts and can laugh at himself
    >starred in two of the biggest film ips
    >cool with fans

    D*ink
    >not even an ideal dwarf (he's only like a few inches away from dwarf cut off)
    >has to always play serious roles like reddit man from GOT
    >is over his head and thinks he's a serious actor
    >got seven dwarves out of the job because of manlet rage
    >was in some shitty HBO show that stopped being good after season 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He has a whole agency to find work for midges. Dink was literally attacking his bottom line.

      Lol, this is too believable. Karl is definitely autistic enough to post here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "HEY, I KNOW YOU ALL ENJOY THE COMIC RELIEF SMALL PEOPLE OFTEN BRING TO ENTERTAINMENT, AND THAT'S A GOOD THING, BUT LET'S MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR... WE WILL NOT BE DENIGRATED, MOCKED, OBJECTIFIED, OR OTHERWISE ABUSED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. WE DESERVE THE VERY SAME DIGITY YOU EXPECT TO RECEIVE AS WE ARE FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS, NOT 'FREAKS'."

        blah blah blah we human traffic midgets

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cater for there needs
        >there
        I didn't realise midgism caused mental moronation.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is this midge so litigious?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a friendly reminder

    https://mobile.twitter.com/warwickadavis/status/1126250525899538432

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree completely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      funniest webm on Cinemaphile

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Midge

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to be another jaded and weak old version of his younger self and will be replaced by a cool black midget who's all girl and all POWER.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Thorn Drumheller going to turn himself into the floor in this?

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This has to be the most cliche trailer of all time. The heartbeat drum beat at the start, the rising wooshing sound that stops suddenly, the mentor character saying 'everything in this world has a balance, when that balance is upset...'

    Is this a parody? I mean are they fricking joking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >just noticing that trailers follow a template now
      Its cliche but it hardly stands out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, there's a literal formula for this and it works. People go see this shit because of these gay-ass formulas. Everything from psychologists to Mad Men marketing chads are paid copious amounts of money to just make a formulaic trailer and a poster for these shitty formulaic Hollywood movies that people throw their wages at.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Everything from psychologists to Mad Men marketing chads
        mad men marketing chad here
        I haven't done a lick of work in months
        also v. buzzed
        don't @me homos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but this one is so tired, so typical, so cookie-cutter that I almost can't believe it. It's like they haven't even tried to do anything to make it stand out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats all of them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like they haven't even tried to do anything to make it stand out.
          you just described the current state of hwood bro
          make everything milquetoast and diverse
          make it impossible for midwits to notice the grift

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the """grandiose""" cover of the original theme

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This one's going in the AI for sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that lady only have one massive boob?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post the pasta of warwick going to the bank

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Episode 1: Willow Versus the Too Tall Countertop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 will be having all the midge pussy
      3 prob has the biggest wiener
      5 gets no pussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >midge pussy
        >implying they don't go in for regular pussy
        Every actress who plays Snow White looks like she's being 7-teamed every night.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lesibains about to kiss
    Children shouldn't see this.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts and mutts

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Getting the midget union some work. Dinklage must be seething.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Cinemaphile hate Willow before the Warwick memes? I feel like it would be a movie well received here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classic Cinemaphile liked willow a lot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Willow was one of those obscure 80s movies that no one ever really claimed to hate. To most of Cinemaphile it was completely irrelevant and forgotten. To the rest it was comfy fantasy kino. Hollywood digging up a corpse like Willow is just proof that they have absolutely no genuine stories to tell anymore.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a fan of movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then why are you here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's more to this board than just movies

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or dude looks like he could play very small robocop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Robocop was another movie enjoyed by classic Cinemaphile

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like shit

    Now I know what's wrong with him, but I gotta say

    HE LOOKS LIKE SHIT NOW

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How could one aquire a DNA sample

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why even call the show Willow when you know he's gonna have zero screentime?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Willow without Val Kilmer is an absolutely stupid idea.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, I'm really scared. Please, no, don't! There's a Peck here with an acorn, and he's pointing it at me!

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