>Yeah let's transform our sci-fi flick into Jason-X for the last half of an hour, it seems like a good idea

>Yeah let's transform our sci-fi flick into Jason-X for the last half of an hour, it seems like a good idea
Good lord, what were they thinking?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does seem like a good idea, I still need to watch Sunshine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, sorry for the spoilers. But it's dogshit, you didn't miss anything.

      This could have been the best space kino ever if they literally just ended it any other way than they did.

      Almost anything would be better than that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Standard take, but I agree with it overall: It's a solid tense sci fi flick for 80% of it, fricks it up in the 3rd act, but I think it's still a good film overall.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This could have been the best space kino ever if they literally just ended it any other way than they did.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending is kino you simply lack the brain capacity to comprehend how good it is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        People like you are the reason why we don’t have movies like sunshine in theatres anymore. You can’t handle anything other than iron man saying quips with a textbook good guys win ending. You are the definition of a midwit

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. I agree with OP. The ending sucked. I hate it when solidly grounded movies evolve into incoherent surrealism. Its lazy and messy. Put in the work and write an ending that makes some fricking sense.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie, it had some interesting themes and a great sense of bleakness/dread.

    But there are several things that took me out of it, especially when it's a scifi setting. The scene near the start where they have to repair the solar shield makes no sense. They tilt the ship in order to put the damaged portion in shadow, but if you look at the geometry of the ship, this is totally impossible. Then later in that scene a tumbling piece of the antenna that got exposed to the sun and ablated off reflects sunlight onto the ship causing damage. Yet, later in the movie when they approach Icarus I from *behind*, with their big frickoff reflector shield, It doesn't take damage.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autism

      Go to reddit homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How about I box in your orbitals instead?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t know what that means because I’m not autistic

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was odd indeed but I honestly don't know how could they have given the movie an epic ending without it taking into consideration how mawkish most of the movie was. Life is the same but it fires up much quicker. I don't know why they make space movies so overly emotional in such a corny way.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is hating the third act of Sunshine.
    Adulthood is realizing it's kino.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tarantino's breakdown of the movie is spot on
    >First 2/3rds: Sci-fi, interpersonal drama, environmental danger, human error danger, excellence
    >Last 1/3rd: fricking shit show, ham-handed, some cool visuals and ideas with sun-gravity warping, but needless slasher bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surely a man that only makes shit movies knows what he is talking about when he calls good movies shit right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, that's pretty muich

      Childhood is hating the third act of Sunshine.
      Adulthood is realizing it's kino.

      Surely a man that only makes shit movies knows what he is talking about when he calls good movies shit right?

      Shut the frick up shitposters. Literally no one likes the third act.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah?? You like watching Samuel L Jackson slide his Big Black Pecker down chudboys throat?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching it at the cinema and thinking how shit it was. Can't even remember what it was about any more

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KANEDA, WHAT DO YOU SEE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGGAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        KANEDA!!!! WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU SEEING?!!!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          YEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mind the surreal shit that happened as they fell into the sun
    That should be trippy as frick
    I dont mind them finding Icarus 1 in orbit around the sun, as a good warning that somebody can go crazy on your ship / give hope for a return home trip
    I dont even mind a sun crazy man that becomes a major problem
    But it shouldnt have been Penpacker, Icarus 1 crew should all have been dead
    It should have been the guy from the observation deck scenes slowly increasing the exposure.
    He should have had the mental breakdown and tried to sabotage things, not slasher-style killing people, just messing with the ship/bomb.
    Give him a good speech, have him kill himself in the observation room, then have the crazy wierd gravity cube bomb while Murphy/Byrne try to make it to the controls in time (maybe experience some wierd timetravel/memories of earth as they do so) to prime the detonator and sacrifice themselves
    That's like 3min thought, and already a better third act

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oh man i looked at the sun too much and now i'm like totally craycray

      space travel is precarious as frick and there's infinite different things that could go wrong without a moronic slasher villain or saboteur.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know that the sun can talk right?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would have made the movie much better, you're hired Anon.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This line of criticism is depressingly unoriginal and overblown. OP is a homosexual and a brainlet.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the third act was rad. You're all just fat red letter media b***hes. It's unexpected and surreal yet completely in line with the themes established throughout the rest of the movie (humanity vs divinity)

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