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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For one?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for frodo?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and one for all

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have a smart tv
    >all your media is on your tv
    >dont need any boxes
    what do you have those boxes underneath for then? sorry, english is not my first language, dont know what its called. but people bought them to put tvs on, but yours is mounted to the wall, so whats the point?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The sound bar?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he stores drinks in it
      >nintendo switch
      Nvm, chips then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this guy is talking about the desk/table/shelve thing under the tv

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      storage? the frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >have firestick
      >no cable or physical media
      >tfw internet outtage
      I really should pirate a bunch of shit just so I have something to do when that happens occasionally

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's where americans keep their leftover pizzas. every american household has an entertainment center originally meant for DVD players, sound systems, consoles, etc, but is now just used for pizza.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What you drinking with that anon?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans so fat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Nederlands
      >"American"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because there are fatty fast food places around every corner. Instead of eating fresh produce many Americans eat McDonald, dominoes etc almost daily.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fairly average amount of food for an average size person, I'd say.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very average averaged size in america

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are you watching with the boys?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your night will never be as good as my night

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you drug those boys?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This how my nights use to look like from 2004-2006. Bunch of soda, pizza, and chips. Just playing games all the way to the am

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i was abused at home
        i never got to play or be a kid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          When?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            probably around the same time frame as OP maybe a little after
            i was a bully though and always looked at my classmates and saw how soft and innocent they were while i was jaded
            but my heart always yearned for their innocence and lack of worry or stress

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry. Maybe we could have been friends and you could have hung out at my house and played some games and have some snacks.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              How did things work out for you in the end?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pretty good, that was just childhood, a lifetime ago practically has no bearing on who i am now

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but I was abused and now I'm a cripplingly depressed incel. Lucked into a decent career, though, at least until I have another breakdown and lose it like my last one.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah those breakdowns will get you, i was surprised how jobs will work around them though i thought id just be fired for being mentally unstable but everyone's going through something and they understand
                just take preventative actions (exercise, diet, sleep, reduce toxins, therapy) and dont wait for the breakdown to act and make changes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Find a goal

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                My goal is to retire as early as possible and drink myself to death.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I remember my school friends would get really quiet because my dad would whip me with power cords for not knowing the names of tools

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            JFC

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Well did it work? Name me 20 tools without googling.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You should feel blessed, power cords are going exstinct

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Your night will never be as good as my night

          I was overweight and lacked self-confidence/worth as a kid and eventually all the lads except me had GFs and got to experience relationships

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao owned

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Get help freak

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              malding

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look how much soul is in that pic, compared to the utter soullnessness of OP's pic. God, I hate modern furniture, floorboards, plants, all of it. Bring back coloured walls, carpet, dimmer lighting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same, I played through Halo 1 and 2 coop about 50 times. Had to blow into the xbox to make it work

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >xbox
          fricking newbie, its n64 of playstation 1 or nothing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            N64 and Nintendo in general especially now is overrated dogshit only carried afloat by its manchildren fans trapped in the chasing of the dragon that is their childhood nostalgia.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We would have LAN parties and wire up 10+ people to play blood gulch over and over

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you and me both brother

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This how my nights use to look like from 2004-2006. Bunch of soda, pizza, and chips. Just playing games all the way to the am

      based and likewise.
      all through the mid-late 90's through the mid 2000's my nights looked like this.
      I remember when I bought Steel Battalion with the 40+ button controller and brought it to my friends house to play it on his dads projector with all our friends.
      I was king shit for like 6 months.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I can't believe I took my childhood for granted.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      take me back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that queer sleeping next to the pile of shoes
      fricking footgays deserve the rope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be nutritionally deprived
      >eat a bowl of cereal after school and then play video games until the crack of dawn with the boys
      >we order pizza
      >eat it, we're all in one hot stinky room eating greasy food, farming and having the time of our lives
      >pass out from being exhausted
      >wake up feeling like shit

      Those were the days

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fr fr bro I miss just spending all night playing video games you can't do that anymore those days are gone you'll never be able to just sit there playing video games all day and night ever again I'm so nostalgic for my youth when I say there inside all day staring at a screen I literally can't do that anymore I miss it so much you literally can't just sit there playing games all day anymore it's impossible.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 29 it's unironically impossible to make friends

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it were possible but friends are all gays who take life WAY too seriously

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the lucky bros who actually got a blanket
      Goddam

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >heres your blanket bro
        >hands you a beach towel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If it covers your whole body then it's a blanket

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's no cartridge in the N64...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        there are two of them. One with the cartridge is to the left

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no Black folk
      Look what they took from you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I live with my best friends, we have our computers in one room. Work from home too so we just shoot the shit while working all day.

      It's the dream. Honestly getting married one day and moving out to have kids on your own is gonna suck for a while. I feel like I'm always gonna mourn the loss of this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds awesome anon, have you got a pic of the setup?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I never had friends

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick im hungry

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you bringing the extended family over for movie night?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well at least he didn't put that awful sweet relish on it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My dad's going to die soon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        come out of the closet before he dies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with this? I make lunches like this all the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I use a george foreman to cook my bologna

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bless his heart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks to this place I found a new comfy channel to watch. 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate this, it's funny it's sad the grandpa looks like he's alone and his situation will only get worse with time. You couldn't post this anywhere else on the internet because no one would give a shit or they'd call you an butthole for making fun of him but here he gets recognition. Because only here people understand, even if they can't help

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can volunteer at a nursing home, anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        half of his channel is him talking about working in the movie business

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I want kids
      Imagine this homie bragging about >muh pussy
      This isn't even the worst. You should see what wine aunts look like when they turn 50

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick getting kids have to do with being like that. Cope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You live with your kids when you get older. Otherwise you turn out a sad sack.
          It's also the reason why I'm not gonna have just one kid. At least three.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is what life is.
      You do your best and the world just fricks you over and over and over.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not IMOs
    that pizza sucks

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the sign of a liberal nog lover

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not as good as mine I got pain killers friendo

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >woke up at 11pm today
    >lay in bed for an hour
    >only get up because i started crying
    >only thing to do today is go to the doctor in the morning because i've been shitting blood again
    WHAT A LIFE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I woke up today around 6am after having a dream about reconciling and reuniting with the only girl I loved, was upset when I woke so I hastily microwaved some lasagna and then went back to sleep after eating it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your soul is trying to get your attention anon, strip away the projections and get her back

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She's on another continent now bro, it's over and I let her go. She was a nice girl, I hope she's happy, genuinely. She loved me for who I was. It was just the right thing at the wrong time.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >She's on another continent now bro
            I said YOUR soul, not the hook its currently stuck on. No woman your soul.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              My soul is liberated from this realm and has been as long as I can remember. I'm not really here.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based and nighttimepilled

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I have three slices of pizza I feel like a fat frick. How can someone take down that much?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro I can eat a whole domino's LARGE by myself in under an hour and im not even fat. Get on murifat level.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the other 10 people who are there with you we say hi

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My Macdonald’s used to look like that then they hired a bunch of college kids now they do shit like forget cheese on a cheeseburger.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can still fricking taste that pizza and corn. Amazing how little food I needed to survive the day back then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >one whole apple? for each kid? just cut them in half! those things don't grow on trees, you know!?
      >also, make sure the pizza has as much cheese on top of it as humanly possible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the chocolate milk now has vitamin R

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw calzone day

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw CHURRO day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can still remember the chicken nuggets

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the local butcher sells both rectangle and stop sign pizzas. I have them in my freezer right now. I make them in the toaster and it has an auto shut off when the timer goes off so I leave the pizza in for about 15 minutes extra to simulate it sitting out in the lunch room so it's authentic.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My mcdonald's doesn't have waiters D:

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      absolute unit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.wear a mask you're putting my health at risk
      These type of people need not to exist

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now thats a proper munchybox

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love pizza bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had this problem. Restaraunts use semolina flour which helps it slide off, I guess.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Loads a pizza with a woodfire oven paddle onto a standing open top bbq.
        moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      honestly it the human body got perfect nutrition from pizza and it was no issue to eat daily, I wouldn’t care

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just woke up to arrhythmia and had a mild panic attack

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I SEE.. FOUR.. SUGERS

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wow you really needed a fancy robot arm for that instead of just a simple conveyor belt.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is ai generated and it's also a troony.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you get rid of that distracting plant and statue, you can buy a bigger TV

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You are going to fart. Alot.

    I bet you are fat.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    New marching band kino just dropped too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The japs never fail to amaze me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      there's only 1 boy in that whole band wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is pretty amazing

      there's only 1 boy in that whole band wtf

      i think there's another in the back too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what is the name of the last song they play. I've heard it in so many movies

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how does this work. was this ability a requirement when she was hired? did she come up with it on her own? did her boss suggest it? does every employee do it?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She put it on her resume. she studied it in college. her name is Florence.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      her ass sure can take a lot of head

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I would like the same! Only, miss, if you would be so kind, hold the glass with the opening facing inwards, towards your anus and release a might burst of flatulence! Then allow me to remove it from you and savor your exotic scent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ugh, what if the glass shattered between her buttcheeks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a raw hog.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Name or source?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely: why

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can actually tell thats cold in the middle as well

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No other reason than to get likes on tiktok. It's a big trend to waste food in the weirdest way.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a troll account. They do it all the time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why is she eating play-doh?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Get yourself a trad girl they said.
      >She will clean and cook for you they said
      >this is the shit she cooks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ground beef still raw in spots

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful beef wellington

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy a slice with The Sword and the Sorcerer (1982) now and Excalibur (1981) next @ https://bongstream.live/north2/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      next is Hackers (1995)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      next: Repo Man (1984)

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tiny tv
    >plastic plant
    >dildo statue
    >switch
    >meme sound bar that is shittier than the default tv speakers
    >shitty lighting
    >not chicago deep dish pizza

    failed on every step.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>not chicago deep dish pizza
      i agree with everything you said but you lost it at this.
      chicago deep dish is only eaten by homosexuals who don't actually like pizza.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>not chicago deep dish pizza
      have a nice day.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Past a certain age, a woman with enthusiasm can be a bad thing

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is OP watching BlacKKKlansman?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's alot of za's tough guy

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    'za on the 'log

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ordered this last night because of the last of these threads someone made.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great now I want to order a pizza

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's a fine lookin' 'za

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I tried a new place. It was pretty good overall. I love trying out local pizzarias that aren't part of a chain.

        mob psycho 100 s3? Are you pre or post broccoli tree ark?

        It was the final episode. Kinda sad apparently it's the end of the series. There's talk about them doing a spin-off just about Reigan.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >It was the final episode
          >That whole ayy arc.
          Nothing ever comes of it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      mob psycho 100 s3? Are you pre or post broccoli tree ark?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >diet soda
      Good job, anon. Wouldn't want to get fat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >eats an entire pizza
        >dr pepper zero
        are you my diabetic coworker?

        why add even more calories of the worst kind: HFCS? Also I doubt he ate the whole pizza.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >why add even more calories of the worst kind
          >this is what fat morons actually believe

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nta but regular soda really fricked up my teeth as a kid (and weight of course)
        At this point diet pretty much tastes the same as regular to me, but I still don't view it as being healthy and actually feels almost more unhealthy than regular soda

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Diet Coke is the drink of choice for almost every Illuminati lizard person CEO since the 80s. How bad can it be?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >How bad can it be?
            I honestly have no idea.
            I know some of the chemicals are extremely addictive, and addiction generally isn't good, but besides addiction symptoms, it's hard to say how bad they can potentially be to your body

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >eats an entire pizza
        >dr pepper zero
        are you my diabetic coworker?

        I ate three slices, then did the same the next day. That's one of my favorite things about ordering a pizza, the meal lasts several days. Sometimes I like it cold. I have an air fryer with a pizza mode so it reheats almost better than I got it.

        And yeah, type-2. I used to be addicted to sugary soda. There was a time I would go through a 2 liter bottle of soda a day, or a gallon of regular gatorade. It fricked up my system, I was really depressed at the time. When I went to the emergency room the doctor told me by all rights I should be comatose from the sugar in my system. I've replaced almost all of my soda with zero varieties and I routinely do three day fasts.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna order 2 pizzas tomorrow just because of you guys. Thanks anons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eats an entire pizza
      >dr pepper zero
      are you my diabetic coworker?

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where's the soda pop and dessert?

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just picked up some delicious Tim Horton's pizza

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like it's been sitting out for a few days.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT movie is OP watching?

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really a small mid-movie snack for americans?

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One pie at a time or one slice from each?

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >polishing off some beers while I watch columbo
    feeling good lads

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >heard they have a new pizza resturant
    >isn't that a bit cliche for this neighborhood?
    >its a pizza themed spa
    >what kind of services do they provide
    >massage with pepperoni scented oils
    >imagine a slice of relaxation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jeffrey?

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's getting late guys, I'm going to bed
    >alright see you tomorrow
    >last online 15 years ago

    I'm all that's left now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why was it so much easier making gaming friends in the past?
      I remember meeting people in Ghost Recon lobbies on the original Xbox Live circa 2003 or something that I ended up gaming with for years, we knew everything about each other, birthdays, what they did for work, where they lived and went to school, their parents names.
      Nobody does that shit anymore.
      I play video games now and you're lucky if anyone even has a mic. You're lucky if someone even tries to add you as a friend. and if they do add you as a friend, they either never go online or never play the game that you met them on again.
      I remember getting like two twelve packs of soda and a bunch of hotpockets in preparation for the weekend of gaming with all my online bros.
      I miss it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone had voice chat and no one was a sensitive snowflake. Pretty easy to find bros.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cause every game has their own in-game friend system and tons of games no longer have voice chat or text chat. Then when it comes to games that do have vc/text majority of people are already in a discord talking to other people so don't bother talking in game. I still have friends that I talk with on discord from back in the 360 days that I met through playing cod and gta. Your best bet now is just trying to find discords to play games with people in and hope that you meet someone whos chill and you play similar games

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the entire nature of the internet and how we interact with it changed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There's a good chance that you yourself were more friendly and actually trying to make friends back then, part of being young and new to the online gaming environment
        There's also the fact that a lot of people would stick to just 1 game at a time for months or years instead of bouncing around to a dozen different ones.
        Online friendship peaked for me in World of Warcraft. Severs were pretty tightknit communities and you were forced to play with others or even if you weren't on each others friendslist, you'd still talk and group up together sometimes - could even add people to your friends list without them needing to add you.

        Also, after having dozens or even hundreds of gaming friends come and go (on both sides of the friendship) I think people try to stay a bit distant or not get too close. Personally I'm also an antisocial pariah and a lot of the friends that I did make was only because I was using prescription drugs, and then when the drugs are gone my personallity reverts back to antisocial

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cool fleshlight

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