Yeah, we aren't getting a Taboo season 2

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he ashamed to be a blue belt? My 14 year old cousin is a black belt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any mall dojo can hand out black belts, they don't mean anything compared to actual competition.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yewah i recall some 13 year old having a black belt when i did karate in school
        after that i just assumed it meant you can do a certain move and repeat whatever gibberish the tutor says

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's supposed to mean you mastered the basics (which are the most important) and you can continue to learn. That's why there are grades above a 1st degree blackbelt. A blue belt if well trained can destroy a lazy blackbelt in bjj.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In bjj?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What martial art because BJJ doesn't allow under 16 to have a blue belt, kids have a different belt system than adults

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I got upgraded from green to blue when I turned 16

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a blue belt as an adult, lol. I earned a black belt at 14 before quitting because martial arts are gay.

      Learning a martial art in america, especially an asian one, is basically larping, your teacher can't even pronounce the name correctly and your belt is worth nothing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. You'd be better off self-teaching via literature. A good chunk of martial arts is philosophy, and you're not learning that from some 43 year old divorced guy from Tennessee.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cornered by a pack of feral black teens in an alley
          >thank God I studied the philosophy of martial arts rather than physically practicing them with an experienced instructor
          >"I am like water, I float effortlessly, your knife blade wil-ACK"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your bit went for too long

            Mmmmmmm be very very careful

            actually laughed lmao damn i missed all the taboo posting

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Assuming you're reading this, your life went too long. End it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                rude
                be nice

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek, remindes me of Reed Tucker from the GTA 3 Chatterbox radio

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >cornered by muggers
            >he thinks he's going to fight out of it like an action movie
            Martial arts are for self-actualization, peace of body and mind, tournament fighting and fun. If you're getting mugged you either comply or it's gg, unless you have a gun or something.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Unless they're also unarmed, ands its a 1v1 or they're smaller & weaker
              But this never happens, humans are dumb apes and defer to bigger stronger apes even when they don't have to because of outdated survival instincts, big tough looking guys seldom get mugged despite guns totally obviating those advantages

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you're an unarmed guy with a god complex. That's martial arts. You wanna defend yourself from muggers? Get a weapon. That's why Man is the top of the food chain. Because long ago, he picked up a stick and started beating the shit out of people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >43 year old divorced guy from Tennessee.
          That sounds oddly specific

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >your teacher can't even pronounce the name correctly and your belt is worth nothing
        This alway gets me. Take jiu-jitsu for example. That isn't even the real fucking name, americans came up with a new name because they can't pronounce the real one.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because they know how to pronounce jizz?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jiu jitsu is Japanese just like the words judo and ne waza

          Don't reply to something when you are this ignorant.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's Ju-Jutsu. I blame the bjj crowd for calling it Jiu-Jitsiu or whatever. Ju-Jutsu is the soft or supple art/technique. The Ju is the same in Judo and Ju-Jutsu. You don't call it JiuDio.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Weeb

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I always assumed the name was just coined when a different romanization system was in vogue. Same as calling the series original Power Rangers was based on "Zyuranger" instead of Juuranger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't be a bjj black belt at 14, there are UFC fighters that are blue belts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Must be a joke of a martial art if you're giving out black belts to 14 year olds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if sucking cock was a sport maybe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caring about belts
      Lol you fucking gay, only thing that matters is how often you compete.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice opinion, you couch dwelling, cum sipping fuck. What is your "sports" routine? to get up, take a shit and eat a bucket of chicken wings? Good for you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the kids belts aren't the same as the adult belts. The instructors should be telling the kids that too

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good, season 1 was garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmmmmm be very very careful

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MHHHHMMMMMMM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MHHHHMMMMMMM

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a blue belt as an adult, lol. I earned a black belt at 14 before quitting because martial arts are gay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, black belt at sucking cock lmaooo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aayyyy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a genetic experiment to combine Judd Hirsch and Mel Brooks to make the ultimate crotchety old gnomish man.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice solid hair plugs

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jistu

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who'd win?

    hard mode: Ornella is the referee

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Michael Fassbender quit acting to become a racecar driver
    >Tom Hardy quit acting to compete in jiu-jitsu tournaments
    Who's next and what weird hobby will they take up? I'm betting on Mads Mikkelsen becoming a figure skater.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Henry Cavill - worldwide WH40K tournament circuit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael Fassbender
      More like Michael Fastbender

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daniel Day Lewis, that smug hipster cunt, quit acting to become a shoe maker in Italy for a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the industry really is that bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Michael Fassbender quit acting to become a racecar driver
      Eric Bana did the same.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hardy didn't quit acting.
      In fact, taboo s2 is slated to film next year and release in late 2023/early 2024.
      Also, checked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has been slated to film soon for the last 5 years.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think he would be able to defeat Steven Seagal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure I could defeat fat boy.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Tom Hardy admit to fucking dudes in college?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another
    So he's even done this before? What exactly is he hoping to accomplish?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the crackhead MySpace twink?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >driving to the kinoplex
    >this Pulls up beside you

    What do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lived in the apartment as them in Houston. They moved quickly after people started slapping trump stickers all over the truck

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