>yells infront of the whole school “Malcolm, if you do this I will never have sex with you again.”
Wtf do you even do in this situation?
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>yells infront of the whole school Malcolm, if you do this I will never have sex with you again.
>jump cut to us having sex in the janitor closet.
Didn't these buttholes steal thousands of dollars from Malcom and essentially ruin his future? Ur GoNnA bE pReSidEnt. Frick them
Just the mother. I don't think Hal had any input.
I remember when I was a little boy I saw Malcolm's mom as the worst mother ever.
As I got older I started to see what it was. That look she has and with that makeup......hgggngggg
My ex looks like this but younger at 32
>She has two kids both from different fathers
>Baby daddy 1 completely out of picture
>Baby daddy 2 cucked and took responsibility for child 1 then knocked her up
>Bounced after 5 years and immediately got remarried
>Ex had C-sections and is tiny
>Tightest pussy on earth
>Cooks, cleans and in general a very well put together person
>My girlfriend and the mother of my child is 24
>Lose pussy
>Doesn't take care of herself
>Doesn't clean
>Ex is offering me the world and I know she's good for it
>two kids
>tight
>doesn't understand what a C-section is
>C-sections
Yes
T. Knower
Actual virgin spotted
Then why did she become your ex?
I rewatched this series about a year ago, and Hal + Lois’ horniness is a recurring theme that I didn’t recall from watching as a kid.
But it honestly does a great job of humanizing the Lois character, and is likely the reason it was included.
Nothing
I had my first gf when i was 15. During the first month i think we were just feeling each other then next month oral then soon after that we were having sex almost every day. Teenage hormones are insane.
Same
>Be me
>15
>Sitting at lunch table eating pizza
>Hoodie up looking creepy
>Cute blonde in glasses next table over
>Lock eyes
>Frick it
>"Hey you"
>Get deer in headlights look from her
>"Want to make out?"
>She actually says yes
>Go make out and finger her
>Frick her under the stairwell everyday after
I've been direct with women since and it's always worked out
T. Registered sex offender
I think she only said yes in your imagination mate
> T. Registered sex offender
Guess being direct to women worked until it didn’t?
> Don't try to frighten us with your had ways, Anon. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen pussy.
>T. Registered sex offender
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>T. Registered sex offender
What a tweest
ok
lol you guys aren't giving zoomers an idea of just how great the before-times were... allow me
>8 years old
>literally start stalking an older girl (she's in 5th grade)
>literally can't tell the difference between her and her sisters (she's a triplet)
>fall off my bike and get all scarred up... decide this is a good time to make the move
>go over to her and a bunch of older kids
>no fricking idea what i sperged out my mouth but they're all staring
>older boy starts laying into me about how it's obvious i'm in love with the girl
>i desperately try to deny it in the most autistic manner
>while he dominates the banter-fest
>i leave very dejected and embarrassed
and then the girl and her 2 sisters get on my dick for the entirety of high school. all day every day. instead of going after the much older, more attractive, tougher guys that were after them
one time on a sat. night i was walking through the rain in town and they pull up and ask me if i need a ride. my dumbass says no
they do a circle around the block and ask me again. i say yes this time
they drop me off at my house and my dumbass is getting out of the car to go inside and call it a night. as i'm getting out they say "we want you to hang out" so i get back in the car
it was that ezpz lemon squeezy for blonde white boys. epic autism and endless success.
I was there and I can confirm that everyone had indeed clapped
That’s bullshit but I believe it.
I had my first girlfriend when I was 6. I'll never forget you, Sailor Jupiter
frick you
Why does she look iranian?
Muslims are israelites.
I thought she was a beaner?
nah that cant be, she still looks good these days and beaners age like dick cheese
A flawless system for determining race.
>freeze
>look at camera
>”mommy”
I had my first gfs when i was 14. During the first month i think we were just feeling each other then next month oral then soon after that we were having sex every day. Teenage hormones are insane
This character was an excellent example of how women can be annoying enough that their looks become irrelevant. Now the world is too full of simps and this character no longer exists. We are unironically on a decline as a species and in desperate need of a new world war to build up strong men once again.
>how women can be annoying enough that their looks become irrelevant
that’s a lesson most men learn after their first failed relationship
No matter how hot a woman is there's a man out there who is tired of her shit.
World wars kill the strong men, dumbass. All the patriotic and courageous men are defending their nation, while the cowards sitting at desks push feminism and brown skin worship
>strong
poor*
she wore so much padding
>be me
>13
>walking home with the bros and a couple of girls
>one girl comes up to me and says other girl really wants to get fingered and suck a dick, will you go with her
>i just wanted to smoke some weed with my bros and play gta 4
>say no
>regret it
playing TLAD high for 8 hours straight was fun though, turns out all i had been doing in that time was riding a motorcycle in a circle
sounds like you dodged a bullet tbqh
I had my first gfs when i was 13. During the first month i think we were just feeling each other then next month oral then soon after that we were having sex every day. Teenage hormones are insane
>I will never have sex with you again
Whole school now knows I've had sex.
Ignore her, and use my rep increase to have sex with a different girl
>>Wtf do you even do in this situation?
Not do it, obviously.
>MOMMY
This episode gave me a fetish for busty nerdy girls who are ashamed of their boobs.
2big2hide subreddit was amazing at the beginning when they actually posted girls trying to hide their boobs but nowadays it's just busty thots in bikinis.
every porn subreddit just becomes advertising for onlyfans or thots regardless of the original intention, it's tragic.
>girls trying to hide their boobs
lol what does this even mean? Are they unable to just, cover it up with a shirt somehow? Why would they need to “hide” it, if they dressed skimpy to begin with? Is it something like picrel?
>busty nerdy girls who are ashamed of their boobs.
i dont think ive seen anything like this, show me what it is
breasts
NTA but I know a girl with huge booba who always wears sweaters to cover them up. You can't see a single bit of skin but this makes it even hotter
damn now im interested, i wanna see some of this
i wonder what reaction those kind of girls give when they’re in the bedroom and get undressed infront of a guy, do they actually start acting like one of those hentai characters lmao. yeah that might be my fetish now thanks bros
Absolute champion of this would be laaura18.
She has bazongas, like real nice melons and when she wears clothes, you don't notice it. In fact on of the comments under her videos was "imagine picking her up at the bar and then seeing her undressed, you would find faith again"
>lol what does this even mean?
It means they try to hide the fact they have big boobs. Basically the opposite of flaunting them by wearing baggy, dark clothes or trying to hide them with objects in front of them in pics.
should be illegal
Why would anyone go out dressed like that if they're so insecure that they spend the entire time readjusting their shirt?
(Also, why wear a facemask if it's not covering your mouth and nose? Is that a fashion statement?)
Are you really young or just memoryholed all the different Covid era strata of compliance with mask mandates?
They wear shirts and jackets that hide their figure. It takes a while for them to get used to everyone staring at their ginormous knockers all the time.
Do 'this' & flip her off
Every other girl wants to have sex with you
"in front" is two words, not one, you wretched illiterate c**t
have a nice day
t. no-sex-haver
I wanted her so fricking bad as a kid.
Anyone got the clip from lost where she gets shot point blank through the head?
This show had sex in it? I thought they were in middle school
Assert dominance by having sex with her in full view of the other students. When a teacher tries to intervene, have sex with the teacher too. Howl like a wounded baboon.