Yep they dont make movies like they used to

Yep they dont make movies like they used to

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they still make bad movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This bad movie had a kickass theme song though

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you want really want to see how soulless popular media has become just do watch this movie and an episode of the new Obi Wan show back to back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek Flash Gordon is just as soulless

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how

        FLASH! AHHHHHHAAAAAHAHHHAAAAAH

        HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >that guitar riff when he and the birdmen attack the airship
    pure fricking kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddam right.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but why space football

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a football player, not a fighter.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love that movie and it was a reboot of an older property. I also remember the 90's animated show where they gave him a hoverboard. I liked that too.
    I used to think it would be a good idea to have another interation for the current era, you could really go all-out with the alien designs with modern effects

    of course now I don't want that.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FLASH! AHHHHHHAAAAAHAHHHAAAAAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that scream was Freddie taking it in the ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was a comic about 5 years back that had a bit of fun with the Queen lyrics.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking awesome.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the effects are bad even coinpared two star was, but I can forgive it since the movies is close to half acentury old

    but, the acting on the other hand is sooo bad. flash is a stupid chad, the girl looks unshaven and if she were she is aint even hot anyway, and all the side characters actors are awful woody cheesy sterotyphes

    the story makes little sense. and the soundtrack, while good, lacks variety

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you expect from a movie that's a love letter to the serials it's based on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your sister c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't meant to have good acting, it's hammy like the OG serials. are zoomers this fricking braindead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be cheesy camp you mong. It was never meant to be highbrow sci-fi.
      I bet you are great fun to be around.
      Go listen to the directors audio comm to get perspective and pull your head out of your ass beforehand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's supposed to be cheesy camp
        I miss camp villainy. There's nothing like a ham who's also evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the soundtrack, while good, lacks variety
      >the soundtrack is performed by the one band
      just how many condoms covered in your own shit do you tread on leaving your house each day?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was always meant to be a low budget campy sci Fi movie. They even got a guy who had zero acting experience simply because he looked like the character. Pure kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek Flash Gordon is just as soulless

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more movies like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      highlander
      fifth element

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      streets of fire
      the warriors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Great suggestions.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4 hour epics. No two parters like today.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how is that version vs the 1980s?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sci-fi serial gold. It looks high budget considering it reuses Universal Horror sets. Nicolas Roeg's Flash Gordon would have been interesting if it did happen.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    movie was so bad it was great

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when they used to get bands to work on film scores. This with Queen and Lynch's Dune with Toto.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I used to think it was too cheesy.

    But now I appreciate the hell out of it. Really nothing else like it.

    Also this is one of the most kino battles put to film ever.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you mean?
      btw, isn't it kind of insulting of Ming to not invite that lady, whom it was implied was the mother of his daughter, to the wedding?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is what Taika's Thor movies wish they were

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flash Gordon is one of the best movies ever made: fact.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Raygun aesthetic needs a comeback in sci-fi. Everything is industrial looking these days.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flash Gordon is like 60s Batman and Star Trek to me where it's camp and dated but still holds because of good production values. There's a charm to them I can't really describe. Like old Melies silent films and Lang's Metropolis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TOS also had great little psychological stories masquerading as sci fi

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flash Gordon mogs the lame sexless Star Wars universe

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >GORDON'S ALIVE?!
    Did Bongland ever produce anything as kino as Bryan Blessed?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which is funny because a lot of the effects in this are deliberately made to look like the 1920s serials

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun Fact: George Lucas originally wanted to make Flash Gordon movie because he was huge fan of the comics. But he couldn't get the rights. So he made Star Wars instead, incorporating a lot of stuff from Flash Gordon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The comic they published based on Lucas' first draft laid that on pretty thick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even funnier fact: the actual Flash Gordon movie only got made because of the huge success of Star Wars, and the crew was heavily inspired by George Lucas' work.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HAIL MING

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goddam BOSS of a villain.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        him admitting to boning his own daughter and gettin tired of it makes him seem like a true champ of villies

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no they certainly do not

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