>then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white >and monty python and the holy grail's black knight >and benito mussolini and the blue meanie >and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie >robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, and darth vader >lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger >bill s preston and theodore logan >spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan >all came out of nowhere lightning fast >and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass
You got the lyrics wrong you moron >then gandalf the pimp and gandalf the ho >matt damon and the guys from mr. show >and benito mussolini and his big weenie >and tony curtis in a pink bikini >robocop, the terminator, william shatner, ralph nader >lo pan, peter pan, every male power ranger >keanu reeves and bill s. preston >spock, the rock, and charlton heston >came outta nowhere lightning fast >and they all fricked norris in his cowboy ass
You got the lyrics wrong you moron >then gandalf the pimp and gandalf the ho >matt damon and the guys from mr. show >and benito mussolini and his big weenie >and tony curtis in a pink bikini >robocop, the terminator, william shatner, ralph nader >lo pan, peter pan, every male power ranger >keanu reeves and bill s. preston >spock, the rock, and charlton heston >came outta nowhere lightning fast >and they all fricked norris in his cowboy ass
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
tv: I'm going to disrespect hecking Transexual folks
leftypol: I'm going to end this man's whole career
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is moronic
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take on keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I a joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Markiplier: Welcome To The Dark Side Of Youtube
Cinemaphilelets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
Henry cavill: silence brand
later that day.......
>OP
Uhh guys I posted Sneed! >Me
WTF is this guy thinking...lmao.... >Keanu Reeves
This isn't epic at all >Me
You Got Owned By Keanu
So... if the Multiverse is real.... why DIDN'T this happen?
Not his problem
I miss coalposting
Okay guys. I don't wanna sound crazy, but did anyone else get a fuzzy wuzzy tingle up their spineybone when they saw this??
I was going to cringe at this, but if general audiences can move on from caring about Marvel I think I can too.
>then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white
>and monty python and the holy grail's black knight
>and benito mussolini and the blue meanie
>and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie
>robocop, the terminator, captain kirk, and darth vader
>lo-pan, superman, every single power ranger
>bill s preston and theodore logan
>spock, the rock, doc ock, and hulk hogan
>all came out of nowhere lightning fast
>and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass
Unironically, who would win?
From that part of the song? Jambi
Mr. Rogers in a cum stained sweater
This guys later work got fricking odd
Brodyquest was ok
Spirit Phone has some good songs spiral of ants, cabient man, touch tone telephone
OH MY SCIENCE! THIS IS ACTUALLY FRICKING FRICK EPIC
You got the lyrics wrong you moron
>then gandalf the pimp and gandalf the ho
>matt damon and the guys from mr. show
>and benito mussolini and his big weenie
>and tony curtis in a pink bikini
>robocop, the terminator, william shatner, ralph nader
>lo pan, peter pan, every male power ranger
>keanu reeves and bill s. preston
>spock, the rock, and charlton heston
>came outta nowhere lightning fast
>and they all fricked norris in his cowboy ass
homosexual
God I feel old. The internet was such a clever awesomesauce fest back then (unlike nowadays)
Hot damn. Was not expecting that tonight.
These guys frick.
Godzilla killing Optimus Prime still needs to happen btw
If this were released today Cinemaphile would call it cringe and goyslop worship.
>the cultural context surrounding superheroes and other fiction characters is different now
woah.. no way....
RING RING RING
BANANA PHONE
For a second I thought that was Alan Wake
I think he got the "point".
A conversation between John Wick and the MCU cast would be priceless
Sir, you just won the internets today.
why is Cinemaphile so fricking gay lately
Pride month
not even homosexuals are this gay
Sir, take my bacon narwhal award, PLEASE
>See, I'm not a monster.
>I'm just ahead of the curve.
Guess he was right.
>I'm just Ahed Uvdacurv
What kind of name is that? Bosniak?
Turkish.
kek from the thumbnail i thought it was Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
Holy Keanu batman. Yep, looks about right. John Wick just doin' John Wick stuff. Nuff said.
Wtf?!? He has a tongue?!? AND IT'S RED?!?
Shut up.
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
tv: I'm going to disrespect hecking Transexual folks
leftypol: I'm going to end this man's whole career
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is moronic
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take on keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[Everyone liked that]
CIA: am I a joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Markiplier: Welcome To The Dark Side Of Youtube
Cinemaphilelets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.
Henry cavill: silence brand
later that day.......
>OP
Uhh guys I posted Sneed!
>Me
WTF is this guy thinking...lmao....
>Keanu Reeves
This isn't epic at all
>Me
You Got Owned By Keanu
Speech 100
I cant believe how out dated this is. We used to think this was cring ezoomer humor and now we have sigmabob rizz pants, skibidi toilet, and mewing
Mewing works
>mewing
What, like a cat?
that one is millennial speak, you're referencing gen alpha speak
But Constantine is DC
John wick is the sloppiest of reddit slop
From the thumbnail I thought that was Harry Dubois finally finding his gun with Mr. Evrart
AWKWARD
John Wick is reddit tier.
Just a reminder, it's canon that Ant-Man couldn't kill Thanos
Oh my friggin' science, why can't you guys just be decent human beings?
This is actually offensive how fascistic you guys are being, like actually.
hahahah good one OP hope you dont mind if i save this meme 😉
now we have this