I'm most likely going to die a virgin
Me too. Join the club.
I AM the club.
Not me, I've had sex
How was it?
Overrated. Once you have had sex
1) With a woman who likes you
2) With a beautiful escort
It gets old and and you keep just chasing the dragon.
>sex gets old
Yeah, same as eating and breathing. I'm so glad I gave all that up a few years ago. Now I live a transcendent existence.
I don't know man, for me it was mostly just finding out what I missed out on, probably if you start it early and do it all the time you would want to do it more.
LOSER ON Cinemaphile EVERYBODY WE GOT A LOSER OVER HERE ON Cinemaphile
Glad we agree loser. Inb4 LEL DAT WAS NOT MEE
Nah it was me I just don't know why you're making a big deal out of someone not having a lot of sex on Cinemaphile of all places
And you wonder why you're alone.
I never said that
Sex takes practive to get good at. It's a skill. But after you get good at it it's awesome.
I disagree, I'm much better and it's still just not that interesting to me. I think other anons are confirming I just have low libido
If you fap to porn regularly you don't have low libido. You just aren't as good as you think you are and lack a good sex partner.
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TOWARDS APPEALING TO WOMEN YOU MUST
What else would you spend your life on? Video games and shit posting? Having had both good women and the "Cinemaphile experience", i can say the good women are so much better.
Yeah, I was going to say that's the reason my libido is that low. You're probably right about my standards but it doesn't hinder me because, again, high-end escorts.
You are fucking retarded. You have men saying right here on this thread they can't enjoy real sex with real women thanks to porn and still you say this shit. I can't believe how stupid you are.
Well at least you admit it.
>literally cannot comprehend doing anything but catering to roasties
>If you fap to porn regularly you don't have low libido
I only mean to say I do after fapping, which is obviously true, not that I have permanently decreased libido. If I don't fap for a long time baby needs to fuck.
>You just aren't as good as you think you are
I never said I was good.
>You have men saying right here on this thread they can't enjoy real sex with real women thanks to porn and still you say this shit
Saying what shit? That porn reduces your libido and my standards are too high?
I don't get how I'm contradicting what you're saying at all. Obviously there is a huge moral, mental, and monetary barrier if you're going to go the route of trying to fuck high-end escorts instead of becoming less of a coomer, I'm not saying it's not a solution for anyone, I'm just gone enough to go that route.
Speak for yourself. I had regular sex with my 5/10 gf and it was a fucking blast. Her pussy was like melted butter.
She was great, shame I am such an asshole. Should have married her tbh.
My regular 5/10 autist girlfriend unfortunately had like a cavern in her pussy, once you got past the opening there was just nothing. I also fucked a 10/10 blonde yoga bimbo escort with an incredibly tight pussy, I could maybe see doing it often if she was my GF because I've been waiting for her to travel back in the area ever since I tried her once, but overall I guess I just have low libido.
>unfortunately had like a cavern in her pussy,
anon that was a tranny
Nah it was a real pussy, only happened when she got horny. I don't think nuvaginas act like that.
Some vaginas are just like that. Like sticking your dick in a mayonnaise jar. That's why expensive escorts are expensive.
If you're the only one sleeping with her, she should basically be a perfect fit for you. If she feels "cavernous" it's because she's sleeping with dudes that put you to shame.
Not how vaginas work anon, unless if the bimbo escort I fucked was secretly a chaste virgin.
Keep telling yourself that. You know that tightening creams exist and a pretty cheap, right? Not to mention Ben Wa balls. Stuff that an escort would likely take advantage of.
Nah I didn't know that. Maybe I should find a way to let her know about those.
I really think it's just an unfortunate property of her pussy. It's tight to start and then gets a really odd shape. I can't imagine it's fitting the mold of another man's dick unless if it's shaped like a balloon.
Plus I never found any evidence of cheating on her phone and she's basically a shut-in.
Not like I can complain about her possibly cheating either when I am fucking hotter women with tighter pussies.
Maybe she's using Bad Dragon
You don't have a low libido. Lifetime of porn has taken away your lust. Also porn and anime/manga/video games where the hero get's the 10/10 has just increased your standards way too high. It's ironic that incels cry about women having high standards when modern "males" have way too high standards these days.
>It's ironic that incels cry about women having high standards when modern "males" have way too high standards these days.
Most men have no standards which is why the modern woman can be fat, tatted up, and have a terrible personality but still never be single
If anything men should be demanding more
It's amazing when it's meaningful and a regular part of your marriage
I date my ex for 4yrs and never once tired of fucking her. It was a huge rush every time and she felt like silk. Fuck I still miss it most days.
That sucks, anon. What happened?
I received an extremely large scholarship for a grad program in mathematics but she didn't want move with me to another province. She was simply too scared to leave her home city. I couldn't turn down basically a free education that would set up the rest of my life. It hurt for a long time.
I dunno man. Sometimes I still fap to the memory of the disgusting borderline doujin tier sex my ex and I got into. I’ll always be chasing that high.
>Hurr durrrr I'm too virtuous to fuck an escort
Kill yourself and self pitying homos
>get a hooker
>can't get hard due to a decade of hentai meaning i no longer find 3dpd attractive
Dude, let me tell you. As a guy who has been married and divorced and had a few hook ups after, but was pretty much settled on the perma-virgin life in my early 20's before all this happened......I honestly envy you. Not a single sexual or romantic experience I've had with a woman has ever been worth it. Ever. Wasted time, stress, and sex is so fuckin overrated. Time, money, effort , wasted, random hook ups are never worth it, it's a performance on your part and you have to worry about STDs and if this woman is nuts. It's all crap, I'm convinced it's all codependency and ego driven shit that pushes people into all of it. If I could go back in time and change anything, it would be that I'd have just stayed a single hentai masturbating weeb and not bothered with any of this shit. I'm in my mid 30's and have just realized the past couple years that none of this is for me. I'm going to be single and just jerk off to anime girls and stuff. I wish I'd just done it all along.
Hey man, whatever way you take yourself off the gene pool's fine by me.
>it's a performance on your part
If you're too in your head it's no fun at all. If you're with someone you love and trust you can chill out and it's amazing.
I've heard this forever. I don't buy it. You are literally always "performing" as the man in these situations. That's why they call it performance anxiety, or performing sex, or they say things like "sexual performance" when just referring to sex in general. It is. And this isn't even touching on dealing with them outside of sex. Women are a chore.
Just had great sex the other night. Didn't feel the need to 'perform' at all. Just did my thing and she did hers and had a good time. I dunno try drugs maybe.
Unfortunate. I've dated girls who were super chill and sex with them was always a blast. There was no "pressure" and if I got too drunk to finish it wasn't a big deal. There's a reason "marrying my best friend" is a wedding vow trope.
I really cannot even imagine it at this point. Tbh it could be a difference in our perception of sex and relationships, but I have never experienced sex with "no pressure" as man. Also, I really don't get it the whole "we used to date, it was so good" thing with people. It couldn't have been that good, you guys broke up. What the fuck is the mentality behind this? Short term relationships like this are baffling to me.
>What the fuck is the mentality behind this?
The world isn't black and white. We had good times and bad times. The bad times don't invalidate the good times. If you go through life calculating all your experiences and canceling them out to see what the total is then yeah you'll probably be miserable
You should probably get that complex of yours fixed. Most people have performance anxiety but you just get over it. I can't imagine being mid 30s and still thinking sex is like professional dancing instead of just having fun.
>t. takes longer than 10 seconds to cum
This anons correct. I never felt bad about being a virgin loner but after having sex and being in a long term relationship it took a toll on my mental psyche and I can't get back to how I was before. Its great at first but unless you luck out end up with the perfect person for you it's a net negative.
Thanks for actually getting what I'm saying, normies will absolutely hound you about this shit. Honestly, maybe we are just fuckin wired wrong or something, but to me it doesn't make sense at all and the whole process of dealing both with dating, LTR/marriage and also dealing with any kind of one off hook ups has all been crap and, I feel you, taken a toll on my mental state more than anything. I was in a better place in my head before any of it. Who knows maybe we're schizoid nut cases. But it really doesn't register with me.
You are wasting your sexual energy on hentai and that is why you can't care about real women. If you have a hard time keeping a woman, it just means you aren't attractive enough and need to keep improving yourself. But we all know you won't do that, you'll just whack off to anime and shitpost because that's easier, while your genetic line dies.
Same guy you replied to here. See the thing is, I'm actually not some hideous weirdo or loser. I'm huge on fitness for over a decade, I get along with people and make friends easily, I have a good job, a house, all that jazz. But sex, romance, flirting, I just really, I dunno, I don't like it. I see women. I think they are hot. I get along ok with them when needed, too, even if in a sexual/romantic sense I find them annoying and stressful as fuck, and I can't help but feel "I don't even get the normal mentality towards all this shit." But then again, that's not just towards women; men annoy the shit out of me with relationship and sex drama and talk that is fucking endless. This isn't to gloat or start a pissing contest. It's to emphasize that it's not all just based on me being an unattractive loser, it's something deeper than all that in my point of view of mindset.
When suddenly 30% of men start saying the same shit as you (as in don't have sex and don't even approach women romantically) you know it's not because of you but because of your environment.
i feel like the automatic perception of an adult male virgin is always that of a disgusting sweaty obese unkempt unemployed freak. i'm a 26 year old virgin and in many ways a pretty functional person. i have friends, a stable job, a car, a place of my own, decent social skills, i take care of my health, lift weights, eat well, and generally blend in as a normie. but sex still seems bizarre and alien an totally out of reach, and the older i get the worse it becomes. i feel like the sexual centers of my brain were irrevocably warped and ruined from consumption of increasingly bizzare porn beginning at the age of 10. yes, 10. i started fapping to internet porn before i could even ejaculate and had moved onto hentai by age 13. shit's fucked beyond belief. lmao. kill me
I get where you are coming from. I think there are a lot of factors that contribute to it. From early/lifelong porn exposure to the online dating stuff to all this newer feminist stuff and onlyfans shit with women both being hypercritical of men's sexuality while hyper-sexualizing themselves, and of course all the rape culture/believe all women stuff and normalization of divorce in which men are almost always raked over the coals.....I'm rambling here, but a lot of factors are at play. To me, I too was exposed to porn at an early age, but tbh, I don't know how much that alone is the problem. I've seen kinky shit, but on the other hand, I'll still get just as turned on as ever by just something as simple as a really hot woman in a bikini. So I dunno if it's that I'm desensitized, as much as honest sexuality itself being something that has been repeatedly reinforced as something private, personal and to be kept to myself; and every experience with a woman has reinforced to me that, when it's with another person, the pressure is on you and you aren't here to honestly get wrapped up in it and enjoy it, but to perform and do a good job and not make it weird and stay cool, and whatever else.
That's a lot of rambling about nothing. Simple matter is I'm still expected to 'make the show' and do the work but I get not only none of the benefits but negative benefits as a result of radfem bullshit. So if I'm already into it with negative equity why bother at all?
I'm not paying.
You will never get laid then retard. Stop being a fucking dork.
Every man pays.
Not me. I'm not giving any woman a single dime.
Imagine getting just this one life and you'd rather virtue signal on Cinemaphile than fuck a real girl.
God I feel so blessed to be mentally stable.
Still not paying though.
Because you're a normie.
can't find a decent looking one. Anime ruined my perception of women. They need to be 10/10 big titties or else I won't pay
I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 20. I couldn't finish with sex so at the end I rubbed one out on her and she said "well at least you have a pretty girl to do it with right?" and I asked her if she knew one. She didn't think that was nearly as funny as I did.
That's what's wrong with this world today. Not enough humor.
>and I asked her if she knew one
You a real nigga.
you a real one
Nobody considers it a legitimate loss of virginity if you use a prostitute. It also gets you branded a subhuman John for the rest of your life.
Imagine being this precious lol.
Closing the brothels was a mistake.
Every single male celebrity has paid for Sex. It's literally not frowned upon in Hollywood. Nobody gives a shit if you fuck a Hooker
>He actually believes this
If you told anyone irl that you lost your virginity to a hooker youd get laughed at right in your face
These larper tradfags are the fucking worst.
Fun fact, whenever you fantasize about Rome or enlightenment Europe or any other time before The West fell, you're thinking about people that were swimming in brothels
Still better than dying a virgin
how do you know?
Doesn't have to be that way retard. Just pay for it.
It will probably be subpar but at least you can die with dignity.
Just download some dating apps and start swiping right, there's at least a couple of desperate whores for each of us out there. Try something else than Tinder, ffs
>Try something else than Tinder
What do you suggest?
Nobody's coming to save you.
You only have your porn addiction to blame.
Even sadder for me, I'll probably get a 40 year old roastie to settle down with me, with an STD and two children from two fathers.
better to die pure and sullied by whores, anon.
Same. I'm in my 30s now and still clueless about how to get women interested in me romantically. I'm not even autistic so I don't have that excuse
me too, if it makes you feel any better
Thats your fault, no miracle will happen that can save you it's something you have to embark on yourself.
There is a trick that no one tells you: everybody dies and rots away. Even if you have a family or a wife or kids or loved ones, the final door must be opened and passed through on your own.
Chads and normies are not as nearly prepared as they think they are because loneliness is an alien concept to them. In contrast, people who never had a gf will welcome the sweet release into the hereafter.
I thought I was too until like the very night it ended up happening
I lasted like 10 seconds btw. Still made her cum by fingering her yhoughbeit
On the one hand that sucks, as sex is enjoyable (don't let normalshits try to manipulate you otherwise)
On the other hand, be glad no she-devil has sucked out any of your life force
Foids are evil.
>comes on Cinemaphile every single day
>constantly whines about his virginity and what a loser he is
>does nothing to change it
>keeps getting older while doing the same old bullshit that's making him miserable
>wonders why nothing is different
You guys are retards.
go on then
give some advice
tell me what to do
give me some advice that isn't platitudes
and dont fucking mention dating apps, i've tried and they don't fucking work
go on then mr normoid, give us your insight, save us from our plight since clearly it's so easy
its dependant on your age, which stage you are in life and yourself. There is no set rule book to life and people. But if there is only one tip id tell ya is to firstly you gotta put yourself in a position where you like yourself and your life, once you do that everything comes in and fits perfectly
touch grass, chudcel
>frogposter strawmans because he has no argument in the first place
lol if you died this very moment nobody would care, not even your parents
You don't understand, blackpilled NEETs do not want to change. They love their misery.
Unfortunately you all probably have repellent personalities. There's not really anything you can do.
go rent a nice gf
It's almost impossible to get laid now. We missed our chance in the 2000s when girls were easier. It's over
>It's almost impossible to get laid now.
Speak for yourself anon
himself and probably 60% of men, anon
its actually never been easier
the problem is people are coomers and wont fuck a fatty or uggo. back in the day people knew their lane. if you were a fat retard youd fuck another fat retard. now the fat retards just whack off to their porn fairies
it's not like uggo and/or fat girls don't have increased standards as well nowadays, the difference is that said uggos can fuck handsome men without effort
holy shit you guys are not that old right ?
Unlikely, prostitution exists, but you will die without naturally attracting a woman which is far worse than dying a virgin.
put me in the heckin screencap
someone make a screencap before mr morris eventually wipes this thread out
Anon, I can't really help you but I swear to God. Genuinely. That this is true. I'm 40 and just got my first-ever real girlfriend a few months ago. We're perfect for each other, she has no kids. I actually get to have a no-compromises relationship.
Don't give up hope. Just keep improving, keep aiming upward. Having to wait so long and not being able to enjoy it in your youth sucks. But we really can all make it. Believe me, I was an absolute garbage human being. If I can make it, we all can.
what's wrong with her hip?
>what's wrong with her hip?
So it's fucking nothing then
Life drawing classes are problematic now
It looks like her leg is flex and not laying extended. It pops the hip up when you're laying down otherwise. it's a common thing girls (and twinks) do during cuddling so their ass looks more plump.
It’s a scar
Calarts graduate cant draw human anatomy, as always
Scott Pilgrim takes off
*takes his 17 year old girlfriend's pants off
>scott cums before even putting it in
>dies in the second episode anyway
more subversive bullshit
>scott cums before even putting it in
So they don't even bang?
bpd & ecstasy
why do they look so androgynous and sexless? It's like a funko pop cartoon
>why do they look so androgynous and sexless? It's like a funko pop cartoon
It's o'malley style, you just have shit taste
>you just have shit taste
not sure about that kiddo
thanks anon, this video made it worth it to open this awful thread.
Because it's made by people who never realized Ramona is a dumb slut who's not worth shit and instead believe she's something to strive towards.
why is she fat
Please don't conflate pleasant womanly softness with hambeastery.
Knives calls her that for a reason She is described as having chubby legs
You homo, that's the perfect amount of meat
yeah i don't think so, pal
My girlfriend is gonna move in with me next week, god i'm gonna watch this show with her and get in the mood with a romantic evening LETS GO, Thanks OP
The nagger has undergone a changed, fully delitzed, full permanent bologna bodied, full permanet bologna organs and bologna insides, two permanent bologna and ham ears, two permanent ham lips, a permanent bologna, ham and cheese tongue, two permanent bologna feet, a full permanent bologna head, a mixture of ketchup, tomato, pizza, bbq and taco sauce as his blood type running through permanent bologna veins to all his permanent bologna organs and bologna insides. literally he has been fully delitized, he has been fattened at the same time that he has been fully delitized, he has been completely wrapped up, tiedup, rope mummified, covered complete in permanent rubbery rope bondage, now his name is foreverial tiedup fat George Floyd.
Holy FUCK. Am I reading this correctly? A fellow bologna/cheese tongue enjoyer?
Yeah I'm an oldfag and was reminded of it the other day
The moon over june thread on Cinemaphile? That was a nice nostalgia trip
I don't remember what it was, I haven't been on Cinemaphile for ages though. The flame wars and other shit were just too much. I come here even though I don't even particularly like TV or movies.
Oh god that fucking thread. I haven’t seen that shit in years and like a kick in the head nostalgia came knocking.
You will probably want to kill her in 3 months tops
That's gonna end REAL quick.
You're going to stop wondering why there's a stereotype for women/wives soon enough.
Is it any good?
imagine being Michael Cera in that scene " damn 2D MEW, you're fucking fine"
who even cares about this anymore? the first movie seemed dated only a couple of years after it came out, and that was 10+ years ago.
MEW's voice got so deep over the years(.
That first "wake up dude" hit me like an elbow
Holy shit. Exactly!
Girls like this don't really have cute, passionate sex like this past a certain age. After they lost their virginity (probably age 14), every guy after that is them chasing the dragon. They'll lick balls, take dick in the ass, get cum on their face, etc.
t. has sex with BPD whores
With my cock at 8+ inches, 11/11 women I've had sex with have had it SLAM their cervix.
>3/11 HATED that. Like, we stopped having sex right then and there.
>6/11 tolerated it just to brag about it later to their friends.
>1/11 seemed fine, she just like me.
>1/11 clearly felt pain, but DAMN did she ride it when she felt it. Like, WOW.
Seriously, that one girl who actually enjoyed having my pole in constant deep pressure directly on her cervix went WILD every time we had sex. You could tell with some wincing it hurt, but she also LOVED it.
After that girl, I really don't need to have regular sex, now. I'm approaching 40.
If this would've came out like 10 years ago I would've been all over it, but I'm really burnt out on the whole loveable loser MC trope and heckin' video game references.
Are ALL women this overrated?
Anon the entire reason men developed hyper sex drives is because it was the only reason to get them to deal with women long enough to reproduce
On their own women aren't all that great
anyone have a rip?
this, can't find any torrents on 1337x and im not part of any trackers
Netflix shill mods are deleting any threads that spoil that it's another He-Man bait and switch where the white male protagonist dies in the first episode and the strong woman is the real star.
Did they really fucking kill Scott? Wasn't this supposed to be just the same story with the comics ending?
>Did they really fucking kill Scott?
Yes. It starts as a straight adaptation but then he dies during the Matthew Patel fight and the rest of the show focuses on Ramona. It's multiverse "What If?" meta sequel bullshit.
Man, fuck this shit. I don't even know why I let them fool me again
How the fuck could Matthew Patel kill Scott? He fucking dominates that fight in the both the movie and the comics! It was never even close!
>woweee weren't your expectations subverted?????
>Take beloved white male character
>Kill him partway through and have the story focus on a female or minority instead
How many times have they done this by now?
That is such a bad idea that I'm 95% sure it's real
He doesn't die for real, dumbasses.
>Take him out in the first episode
>The whole season is about ramona
>Only brings him back in the final ep
>>>>>>But the story was about scott!
What life lessons do you think Scott was able to discern from his experiences in this anime?
I didn't say the story is about him, I said he didn't die.
So they made the story about the whore, the unlikeable whore that made scott realize she was so much of a whore that he needed to be better.
Great arch you have there.
Is that like a fold of flesh above her hip? Is she just a bit chunky?
It's a sheet you retard they are under a sheet. That's how people fuck in television and film.
Why would she have a flesh colored sheet?
>Over a 100 posts so fast
You guys are pathetic.
I'm a chad who gets as much sex as i want. I've also been on Cinemaphile since 2008 and i just feel bad for all the dudes who wasted their lives and sexuality being endlessly entertained by technology, especially if they don't even realise that technology is what was wrong with them.
no woman will ever find me desirable
Yeah that's probably true. What are you going to do about it?
Based anon kicking others while they are down.
Hopefully you're never on the receiving end eh?
This thread isn't even about the show or scott pilgrim in general. Real /LULZ/ hours ITT
i know, right? we could be shitposting about Americans, Marvel and Star Wars!
...Or crazy idea here. Actually talk about the show? Rather than your lack of love lives?
the show is homosexual shit, I prefer to use it as a vehicle for anons to vent their depressive thoughts. it's better for them, too.
If you did not had a manic pixie dream gf in your teens or early 20s, you missed a lot.
It's a lot of fun, the sex is wild and kinky and you do a lot of things together since her taste and music and culture is misterious and undeground.
It start to wear off when she get near 30, become neurotic and full blown BPD or bipolar.
>full blown BPD or bipolar.
Why did you repeat yourself
bpd is borderline personality disorder
>tfw held onto my manic pixie dream ex for almost a decade
Things got stale towards the end, but the first few years together were literal fucking kino
ramona flowers mind broke a generation of chinese, russian and christofascist propagandists
who cares lol
Checked, but no, she didn't. She's a dime a dozen roastie, emo whore. Not exactly the type of woman or representation of character that "mindbreaks" anyone, aside from the unfortunate men caught in a relationship with her.
why you mad tho
>Being a virgin after 20
Actually hilarious. Really cements and paints the perfect picture of an individual so far gone from basic human interaction that they cant get someone to sit down and talk to them for at least 5 min.
And hiring a prostitute to lose your virginity isnt the same or better, it's A LOT worse
After 20 is alright if you're just a late bloomer/ had no social life, but a virgin after 30 is where I'd need to start getting concerned.
worst part for them is that when your in hs, there were socially awkward lonely girls that they could have talked to at anytime
You don't fool me for even a second kek.
Youre the 30 year old virgin
I POST THREAD FOR SHE
Scott Pilgrim ruined an entire generation of women, now it's going to ruin an entire generation of men!
My favorite part was when old comic Scott shows up at the end to reveal that his happy ending didn't work out and all of his character development reverted just to further rub in how much the writers hate you.
>you don't have sex because you lack empathy you retarded virgin loser lmao how is it possible to be a virgin in 2023??
no youre a virgin because youre ugly on the outside/inside and are so much of a coward you dont event > the person youre trying to talk shit to
Bluepilling as fuck, jesus, shut the fuck up
mad cause im right, go ask your mom if those chicken tenders are done yet
>normies fuming because no one talks about their shitty normie show
here's the secret fellow virginbros, we're alone. normies don't want to help you, they want you to exist as an underclass of losers they can compare themselves to so they can feel better about themselves. any advice they ever give is actually humblebragging disguised as advice; this is why their advice is usually uselessly vague shit like "just talk to girls bro" or "just get on tinder bro"
we have to face it lads. you either escape this hell on your own or you don't. and boy is it hard to escape.
>we have to face it lads. you either escape this hell on your own or you don't. and boy is it hard to escape.
but i believe you guys can.
if you're past a certain age, not attractive, and have zero experience like me, it's virtually impossible.
crab in a bucket Cinemaphile mentality
youre literally too retarded to talk to someone irl, thats it
where do you meet girls to talk to them? serious question
You dont have any female co workers? Or fellow classmates? When I say talk to people I dont mean go to a bar by yourself like a loser and just randomly strike up conversations with random women
my workplace is 80% male. there are 3 women on my team; two middle aged married women with kids, and a fat ugly hog who already has a bf somehow
then there's that skank who works in the accounts team who already fucks the chad on my team
Over half the population is female and you can't figure out where to find them? They're everywhere, retard. The fuck are you talking about? Try walking out the door for once.
and do what? strike up random conversation, against the advice of the other anon?
>there's that skank who works in the accounts team who already fucks the chad on my team
You talk like a retard and are judging someone without every actually getting to know them. You dont think for one second that those 4 women have friends that are single?
Also, fucking your coworkers has to be one of the worst things you could ever fucking do. You really need to smarten up
lmao is openly a whore and has made it very clear that she's fucked half the office, her and chad's sexual relations are anything but candid
>just become friends with this immoral slut so you can get to know her slut friends
You really need to do a lot of retrospective if the "openly a whore" woman has fucked half the office but wont touch you. And its not because youre better than them.
it is because i am better than them
its not though, youre a virgin loser getting called a retard on Cinemaphile. The fact that you think youre better than literally anyone makes you ultra retarded. Retard.
that is where you're factually incorrect. i'm better than that whore and, oh yeah, i'm also better than you. moving on.
The self awareness on this anon is great.
i'm glad you can see the reality of the situation.
Might wanna tone down the ego. How exactly are you "better"? By whose standards?
i'm better than you because i just am. fuck you.
>everyone is out to get me because im a loser virgin
>but this actually makes me better than everyone around me
youre such a retard its comical
it's hard to exhibit humility when god said that he quite literally chose you as his chosen child (actually happened)
again, have fun being alone
i can tell you're jealous
how old are you btw, id expect this from a loser 16yo
Hm. Yeah I don't get why you can't make friends or get a gf with this attitude. It's a real mystery lol.
who cares im still better
probably older than you lol
thats really pathetic
patheticness is a matter of subjectivity sweaty
not really, objectively, your life is pathetic. Not a real surprise why you cant get a woman to take off your pants
reread my previous post sweaty (clearly not possible as your reading comprehension is obviously lacking)
patheticness is subjective
i don't view myself as pathetic
therefore, i'm not pathetic
by the way, god himself actually said he's proud of me, so yeah
So acting like a retarded homosexual online is still amusing for you at your age?
I wish I could see what he looks like, I think thatd make my week
i am exceptionally handsome
you are exceptionally a retard
quite the contrary, i'm exceptionally intelligent, almost certainly more so than you.
You homosexuals are still going? Why don't both of you be morally superior beings and shut the fuck up.
Humility is a very strong virtue, one that is liked universally by everyone, otherwise, have fun being alone
>but also have humility
you can only have one or the other
which one is it you normie fuck
These guys don't know what they're talking about either. They just got lucky either thanks to genetics or being in the right place at the right time
who cares im still better
probably older than you lol
i am exceptionally handsome
how so? proofies?
>if you're past a certain age, not attractive, and have zero experience like me, it's virtually impossible.
then give up?
he did, now spends his time telling others to as well
I was in bed with a woman but couldn't get it up. Did help my confidence though ngl
I got a wife and a kid. I dont hate you guys. I didnt lose my virginity until I was 19, and I remember how I felt about myself.
The real truth is I got lucky. I met a girl who didnt realize my autism wasn't quirkiness until we had moved in together. That, and she was a loser, and I was going to law school, so she probably saw a good meal ticket. Find some way to make yourself valuable to women, and just hope luck is on your side.
Oh shut up cunt. It only takes me one post to realize why people don't like you - you are so fucking whiny. No one likes a whiny homosexual.
i very very very very infrequently complain about the abject misery of my incessantly lonely existence. this is the first time in months i've outright whined about it
You just complained about it again
Alright, fair enough then. I see posts like that here constantly so I just assume all you cunts are whining 24/7. It's drained nearly all my sympathy.
no one wants your fucking sympathy, homosexual.
These guys are like this non-stop. Being a whiney homosexual has pretty much become a big part of the culture on this site. Anons used to make stuff, and do troll shit that made the news. Now? I'm so sure anymore. I'm sure I'll be called one the 5 acceptable insult buzzwords soon. So disregard this.
You come off as a whiny homosexual too
Fair enough, at least I'm not "woe is me-ing" over women becuase a cartoon depicted sex.
why? is that not allowed? is it not allowed to make a useless post that will be deleted in a few hours on Cinemaphile airing a grievance?
It's a great use of your time, very masculine to sit online licking your wounds rather than doing something constructive about it. It's okay though, keep letting time pass while acting above even trying.
thanks for the advice grandma. yeah i'll be sure to call you next week as well.
Very feminine passive aggressive reply. I expected nothing more.
ok. are you my fucking mother, homosexual? you spend your time on Cinemaphile giving out buzzfeed dating advice to random people on Cinemaphile? is that a masculine way to spend your time? why aren't you out there 24/7 slaying pussy making the world a better place? who are you that you're apparently so full of yourself that you have to go
>no listen to ME
if you think telling people "well maybe look for solutions bro" has any value, you're a fucking idiot.
Maybe if you listened to your mom you wouldn't be in this position.
maybe if you stopped sucking dick for one second, you could just start posting insults and drop this charade already
so? maybe he came to these conclusions because he tried many times and failed. the way to self-improvement requires you to transition between different stages of philosophy. From the sounds of it he's just venting which I completely get because I've been there.
Fixing yourself of "inceldom" or "beta maleness" is a life-long process and you may never get over it but that doesn't mean you ever really give up trying, even subconsciously. No one wants to be miserable forever no matter what he says about accepting his lot in life.
In short, normies and virgins should try to understand each other instead of throwing insults. Virgins shouldn't be so pessimistic and normies shouldn't be so dismissive.
More grown adult males complaining non-stop. No wonder women are running laps around you losers.
there it is. should have just said that from the get go
The truth? Yeah.
I've given up on any kind of intimate relationship long ago. My perpetual depression has lead me to the road of Satori and with the grace of God I will achieve it
on the contrary, it is based
>women not interested in me
>accept my position on the social totem pole
>meditate on why
>consciousness expands even more
>realize enlightenment can spring from pain
>normies are happy with me because I know my place, therefore I'm doing moral good
>women are happy with me because they don't have to even humor dating me, therefore I'm doing more moral good
>focus on improving my life without being bothered on how I'm perceived
it's like a positive vicious cycle
>it's feminine to not post about how wonderful women are
I never said that, I'm saying you're all bitching about how hard it is to even talk to women or get laid, but it's just complaining rather than seeking solutions.
how do you know he's not seeking solutions?
Because of his defense of the beta male strategies on display in this thread. He's past the point of playing doctor's advocate, he's doing the shit himself.
Wow you guys weren't fucking kidding this really is He-Man 2.0
>scott is back in episode 6 and also theres a future scott with a beard
what the fuck is this show
I understand they did want to just adapt the same story again, but this is sound fan fiction tier (Not that the original material was serious lore or anything)
i wouldn't have minded if this wasnt presented to us leading up to this as a normal adaptation, I'd have certainly checked out a what if scenario drawn in the original comics' style. But this bait and switch is autistic and gross
Is this scene in?
No that's problematic dialogue.
Is this the type of women that Late Gen-X were into? Fucking really?
And you fuckers talk shit about Millennials?
Most gen x’ers dated normie women, this is what dorky gen x and millennials were into
is out? time to watch it then
I don't remember if this was in the previous versions but him going up to a girl and starting talking about Sonic the Hedgehog felt like a direct attack on me
In the other versions he talks about Pac-Man. They changed it to Sonic to target the autism audience.
DID YOU RIKE IT
Don't forget that MEW shows her ass in Fargo s3 and it's pretty nice
>noooooo why aren't you talking about the latest slop which is a remake of an older slop you fucking chudcels no wonder you are all virgins while chads fuck all the women you lust after fucking tradlarpers
lol good thread
Yeah, we need constant Mad Men and Breaking Bad threads instead
I don't care about the threads as long as normalfags get mad lmao
Did they fuck n suck
Where can I watch it with the Japanese voices?
As a man who has been in a commited relationship for 7 years (as of 5 days ago) I can say that sex is overrated. What truly makes sex great is doing it with a loved one.
There's very few things in this world as hot and as ego stroking for a man as having a woman you love underneath you staring into your eyes while you're plap plaping her hard and she's begging for you to cum inside of her.
>sex isn't important
>you should be ashamed of being a virgin
Is it safe to say this new Scott Pilgrim anime is a "narrative led by women and filled with life lessons"?
Dropped it at episode 2, how does it end?
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