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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comics finally have down time moments?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus DC, I know you lowered the bar with who you hired, but damn. This is abysmal.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabby Rivera tier.

      >DYKE
      >DYKE
      >DYKE
      >DYKE
      What the frick? Isn't this like a black guy walking down the street with a shirt saying Black person all over it?

      It's actually pretty accurate that most superheroes would be liberal. A conservative "superhero" would do shit like burn down rainforests and beat up Muslims instead of act normal

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        weak bait

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A liberal "superhero" is the same shit as a conservative "superhero".
        "Normal" can be found in both camps.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If anything, it's the other way around. Classic superheroism is an inherently conservative concept since it's all about preserving a status quo.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s exactly what I was gonna post.
          Spider-Man, Batman, Supes, they’d all be considered conservatives. They’re pro cop, not shy about detaining criminals with force, and like you said, generally preserve the status quo instead of challenging the system too much.
          That guys probably 14.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Schrodinger's problematic. Superheroes were always woke progressive bastions when convenient, and authoritative fascist enforcers when it isn't.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The very first Superhero was neither of these things. Superman was a Socialist protector of the working man who made a point of upending the status quo when it was unfair, exploitative, or allowing people to come to harm.
          So you'd read him forcing Coal Barons to dig their way out of their own mine, or send a war profiteer to the front lines before forcing both sides to settle matters by having their commanders fight fisticuffs. Even something as banal as reckless driving or juvenile delinquency, would drive Superman to act and enact change.
          Later depictions would certainly be about perserving the status quo, but classically, Superheroics are a Social Activist Power Fantasy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How are fat black lesbians helping the working man?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Making 6/10 women look like 20/10’s by comparison

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does that help the working man?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is depicting real people as they are against the interests of the working man?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I seem to recall your "real people" demonizing the entire coal industry and dismissively telling miners who would stand to lose everything to "learn to code".
                They certainly ended up eating those words later.
                Were was your Social Activist Superman when the Rail Workers were forced back to work by Executive Order, leading to one of the worst rail disasters in American history?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah so you have no real answer, and have to pivot to talking about oppression Olympics boogiemen related to a dying industry like coal where jobs numbers keep going down along with the working condo and pay. And then also mix in some ill informed claims about cause and effect of a rail crash for extra seasoning because you have nothing to actually argue your initial with except changing the subject empty whataboutism.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not dying its being killed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is dying. Even when workers agree to take massive pay cuts and you get rid of environmental protection regulations that allow coal mines to pollute rivers it isn’t doing anything to create more jobs or improve the state of the industry. It just helps the owners make more bank easier while the workers get more exploited as they work under conditions that frick over their health. The coal jobs have crashed in the past decades because there is no future in it. Those people still working in it should be helped and assisted in transitioning away to better paying jobs and taken care of as their health inevitably starts to deteriorate from black lung, etc.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we must use coal forever because otherwise some inbred morons in west virginia will lose their jobs
                if it were up to people like you we'd still be using horses because adopting cars would put stableboys out of work

                Good thing coal isn't used anything other than power generation right? I mean who uses concrete or steel anyways.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we must use coal forever because otherwise some inbred morons in west virginia will lose their jobs
                if it were up to people like you we'd still be using horses because adopting cars would put stableboys out of work

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I seem to recall your "real people" demonizing the entire coal industry and dismissively telling miners who would stand to lose everything to "learn to code
                You said this exact shit about why AI art is a good thing, Baljeet.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s exactly what I was gonna post.
          Spider-Man, Batman, Supes, they’d all be considered conservatives. They’re pro cop, not shy about detaining criminals with force, and like you said, generally preserve the status quo instead of challenging the system too much.
          That guys probably 14.

          man you guys really like confirming the stereotype that conservatives have 0 media literacy skills huh

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shut the frick up
        You think like a literal child

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        …I’d read a modern objectivist superhero comic just to check it out at least. Something like Mr A meets Superman or like an explicitly neofeudalist Batman. Any other anons?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >batman but he's working to save his serfs from villainy
          I would serve him
          I want a knightly tale with a heroic mc who really is a good guy but absolutely does NOT have modern liberal sensibilities.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah that's just doctor doom or black adam

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I want one set in the medieval era though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, i understand beating up mud slimes but what did the rainforests do?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kill your self

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Green Arrow and Flash are fairly conservative, especially in the old comics. John Stewart is too and he's black so you can't use the white evil card on him either.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Green Arrow
          I assume you mean Green Lantern. But the only reason he is is so Green Arrow can scold him and explain to him everything that's wrong with society. Not really what I would wish for if i was looking for conservative representation, even if it is accurate

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, Old Oliver/Green Arrow was fairly conservative to a comical degree and was faiely lampooned for it. John Stewart is a Green Lantern but is more of a Jarhead/Drill Sergeant Conservative in the modern books.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              come the frick on... That he is literally a communist. Calls himself one. I mean that exact issue was written during the start of the war on drugs in order to criticize it. Stop being a fricking casual and read a book

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alan Moore says superheroes are fascist

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alan Moore is a clever idiot.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Try taking the law into your own hands and see how far you get before you start murdering people "just in case".

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alan Moore is a schizophrenic boomer who lives in a cave

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alan Moore is a schizophrenic boomer who lives in a cave

          I miss Alan Moore so fricking much, bros.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. has never interacted with a conservative IRL

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/19/us/politics/richard-burr-stocks-sold-coronavirus.html

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the hell does this have to do with what I posted?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Covid was a way to stop an economic collapse while those in power made illegally-informed investments (before it all happened) and became richer.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Republican senator has advanced knowledge of a massive pandemic about to raze the world
              >his first instinct is to profit from it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you think politicians on the left don't do the exact same shit and worse, I don't know what to tell you. Most politicians in general are utter scum bags. If you think that the ones "representing" you aren't, you're probably a fool.

                Covid was a way to stop an economic collapse while those in power made illegally-informed investments (before it all happened) and became richer.

                >Covid was a way to stop an economic collapse
                Bruh, what? A disease on it's own won't help the economy, and the government's response to it actively crashed the economy. The only upside of the lockdowns was that it serves as an example to refer to in the future if kids ask "why can't everyone have summer vacation?"

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          I think when people (and in this case Americans) say "conservative", they really just mean profit hungry WASPS that vote Republican. Just the same when people say "liberals" they mean lgbtqrstuvwxyz+ bleeding heart annoying ass gays. Nuance is, unfortunately, dead online and irl now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when people say "liberals" they mean lgbtqrstuvwxyz+ bleeding heart annoying ass gays
            No they don't. There's a reason liberals voted for Biden and not Bernie. See, this is why it helps to know about American politics instead of spamming buzzwords.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            “Nuance” is how bad actors get their foot in the door.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stupid homosexuals come out of the woodwork to screech at your extremely obvious empirical truth

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >idiotic statement
          >oh wow so many triggered people

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't even care about politics but a superhero who beats up Muslims sounds pretty cool. Maybe he even gets to fight a resurrected Muhammad and eventually take down Allah himself in a battle that takes place in space.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie what?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beat up Muslims

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]

          It's actually pretty accurate that most superheroes would be liberal. A conservative "superhero" would do shit like burn down rainforests and beat up Muslims instead of act normal

          So

          [...]
          [...]

          It's actually pretty accurate that most superheroes would be liberal. A conservative "superhero" would do shit like burn down rainforests and beat up Muslims instead of act normal

          how do you feel about canon Israeli superheroine Sabra beating up palestinians (Muslims)?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Looks like a mid-2000s comic book so it's perfectly acceptable for its time.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >for its time
              pfffft

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          anyone know what the sign says behind her?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        All libtards would be like She-Hulk inhaling wiener & booze like there's no tomorrow.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the cool thing was to hate superheroes for "upholding the status quo" since that's a conservative thing, but I guess you just wanted (you)s

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In actual actions/views Superheroes tend to be Liberal since y'know they're being written by Liberals. The fascist meme is purely because "le status quo" beating up poor criminals, and "why doesn't Batman use his money the ways he canonically already does"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus DC, I know you lowered the bar with who you hired, but damn. This is abysmal.
      Yeah it was a pretty low day when they hired Bendis wasn't it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And it’s been getting lower since.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bendis getting hired was when I pretty much entirely dropped DC. I haven't followed an ongoing from them since then.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gabby Rivera tier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many are the self insert

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's got that same faux deepness that is quintessentially Gabby. It's the kind of speech that could start a movement....a bowel movement.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      As terrible as this is, it ain't got shit on Gabby.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DYKE
    >DYKE
    >DYKE
    >DYKE
    What the frick? Isn't this like a black guy walking down the street with a shirt saying Black person all over it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup
      They're taking the word back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what they're telling me is that "Dyke" and "gay" are back on the ok table again?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but it's "their word" now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thier word

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Different slurs don't have the same level of seriousness. And dyke is now just queer at this point

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but wonder if they'll take in carpet muncher

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dyke becoming one of those "empowering" insults where the group it was used on now claims it as their own. Having a shirt that says DYKE DYKE DYKE is on par with a woman having a bumper sticker that says, "I'm a c**t and I LIKE IT!".

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This character would have been better if she liked guys too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She will after a good dicking, like every lesbian.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            true, but they'd never do a plot like that

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's fine, happens often enough in real life anyways. Lesbian relationships are destined to last until one of them tries dick to prove how much she hates it and ditches her "partner" when she gets addicted to it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would she like guys when she is a guy, anon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the near future
        >Ey little chuddie. gay is our word now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally what it's referencing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >referencing
        I don’t think you know what that word means. If it was referencing something you’d have a fairly well known example of a person wearing a shirt like that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT LOOKS LIKE COSPLAY IS ON THE TABLE. WEAR THAT SHIT AT CONS.

      Gabby Rivera tier.

      lower power level, SAME ENERGY.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dyke is just the same as Black person!!!
      I can see why you people have such a hard time convincing others about the benefits of free speech.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is a worse insult directed towards lesbians?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she didn’t say “Green Lantern ring” I wouldn’t have guessed this was a DC comic

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No one likes us
    >We don't care
    Accurate representation of the US comics industry as a whole.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what it says on the page
      >No one likes us
      >We don't care
      the writer's real intent
      >but we want you to care about us! why don't you care about us?? notice me, senpai!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      accurate representation of US in general. Obvious flaws, wear them like a badge.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, all the flaws in the US clearly don't bother your hordes of third world migrants who'd still rather come here than stay in your shithole. We seem to be doing SOMETHING right.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most inoffensive comic page imaginable and co/ still whines

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fat lesbian is literally wearing a shirt with "dyke" on it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop looking at it then

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly a rad fem type character. I've seen plenty of them in college. It'd be weird not to have a character like that especially when the main character friend group is just queers like her.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It'd be weird not to have a character like that
          Lol, comics.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It'd be weird not to have a character like that

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you need to go outside and talk to people

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think you need to escape san francisco.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They generally don't have anything interesting to say.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hanging out on Twitter isn't talking to people anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        she still gets dicked down to pay off her grub hub mate post order so it doesnt mean shit.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't read DC in ages. Who the hell are these people supposed to be?

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like hawkgirl. I wanted to read a comic about hawkgirl. instead i get jadzia's very important oc guest starring an ooc hawkgirl.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're telling me the OP is from a Hawkgirl comic..?

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look up the writer
    >Hideous troon

    I was betting the fat b***h was a self insert but I'm sitll not surprised.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Decide you're a woman
      >Use your trans privilege to call fat black women dykes in comics published by one of the big 2
      lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like hawkgirl. I wanted to read a comic about hawkgirl. instead i get jadzia's very important oc guest starring an ooc hawkgirl.

      https://i.imgur.com/5yVZM3o.jpg

      >Yo DC, how are you doi-

      This man in a dress was on the Superman panel at NYCC and they still haven’t announced two Action Comics writers. And she has supergirl showing up in an issue soon.

      Get ready for Trooned out Jon Kent in Action Comics homosexuals

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are doing this shit as vengeance and spite against the SIegel-Shuster Families due to the lawsuit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's all starting to make sense

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t completely disagree but I will say they’re doing it with all of their characters that will soon be the public domain.

          Since they have had a gay Superman, black Superman, Asian Superman ect those are now completely off limits to people looking to mine the PD.

          They’re checking off every single variation so that they can claim your violating much more current copyright derivitives.

          So when Batman and Superman go PD, if they ever are allowed to, then there will be no way someone can monetize a yaoi comic with them. Or whatever genre of anime is gay dudes macking it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superman is going PD in 2034

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              They should already be PD

              >So when Batman and Superman go PD, if they ever are allowed to, then there will be no way someone can monetize a yaoi comic with them
              That's not even remotely how intellectual property law works you schizo

              Yes it absolutely is I’m sick of you people who don’t know a fricking thing on this site trying to speak like adults.

              To make a comic about a public domain character it cannot infringe upon later stories still under copyright. In 2034 if Superman goes PD you only get the stuff from year one. But you can’t then make Superman gay because it infringes upon the idea put forth in Son of Kal-El.

              What portion of this are you contending. If you can’t even specify I’m going to assume you’re some assmad homosexual who’s REEing because your dreams of making gay comics are destroyed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But you can’t then make Superman gay because it infringes upon the idea put forth in Son of Kal-El.

                That’s not how it works. If you make Clark Kent Superman gay it’s entirely fine. If you made your PD Superman’s son bisexual, that could have issues

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that’s not how it works
                Look saying it twice doesn’t make it true. In court they would both be seen as “gay Superman” it absolutely infringes upon DC’s copyright because people who want gay Superman could and would read the public domain version instead. It’s siphoning content on an idea made by DC.

                You’re absolutely moronic if you think they wouldn’t successfully C&D you and then defend any attempt you made to overturn that cease and desist.

                Genuine question are you autistic or underaged?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, I don't think they are allowed to claim a sexual orientation for a public domain character just because a related character is gay. That sounds pretty damned legally dubious. I know copyright law is a bit silly sometimes but come on.
                Now if you gave him a gay son then sure.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don’t think
                >l-legally dubious
                Stop using words not normally part of your vocabulary kid it’s painfully obvious you have no clue what you’re talking about considering you didn’t at all engage in my point.

                Courts are incredibly reductive. DC can and would absolutely be able to prove readers were deciding to pay for gay Clark more than gay Jon which would be reduced to “we created gay Superman first and this it is our derivative.”

                Let alone the fact that they already own logical derivatives. It’s almost like you genuinely have never looked into the issue beyond pipe dreams.

                How many public domain usages of Captain Marvel are there on the market? Oh that’s right none. Because no publisher will touch that minefield with a 40 foot pole.

                DC has even successfully warded off anyone reprinting or even freely posting many of the Whiz issues and routinely clips issues from CB+ with C&D notices.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >
                In court they would both be seen as “gay Superman”

                That’s like saying you can’t make public domain Superman black. You absolutely could as long as he is distinctly different from Steel or President Superman.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone who doesn’t even know the difference between Val Zod and Calvin Ellis should not be discussing copyright. Let alone samgayging to do so.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I didn’t mix them up. I just didn’t mention Val Zod.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon there is no legal distinction between using the name Clark or Val zod. They’re both black Superman which is a concept owned in totality by DC.

                It goes back to the same point made here:

                >I don’t think
                >l-legally dubious
                Stop using words not normally part of your vocabulary kid it’s painfully obvious you have no clue what you’re talking about considering you didn’t at all engage in my point.

                Courts are incredibly reductive. DC can and would absolutely be able to prove readers were deciding to pay for gay Clark more than gay Jon which would be reduced to “we created gay Superman first and this it is our derivative.”

                Let alone the fact that they already own logical derivatives. It’s almost like you genuinely have never looked into the issue beyond pipe dreams.

                How many public domain usages of Captain Marvel are there on the market? Oh that’s right none. Because no publisher will touch that minefield with a 40 foot pole.

                DC has even successfully warded off anyone reprinting or even freely posting many of the Whiz issues and routinely clips issues from CB+ with C&D notices.

                They own logical derivatives, especially ones they’ve actually published.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon there is no legal distinction between using the name Clark or Val zod.

                True. But I am not talking about their names. I am talking about their defining features and backstories. You cannot copyright ethnicity or sexual orientation. There actually has to be more similarities beyond that. If a black dude becomes a Superman 2 based on the PD version of Superman and has none of the modern powers of Superman, you could have a very good case that you are not infringing DC’s copyright. Especially when you already have multiple different black men who’ve used the name Superman in DC comics.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You cannot copyright ethnicity or sexual orientation
                What the frick are you talking about? Anon you’ve really lost any sense of fact and are now just saying cutesy little things.

                >If a black dude becomes a Superman 2 based on the PD version of Superman and has none of the modern powers of Superman, you could have a very good case that you are not infringing DC’s copyright

                Anon you just described Val zod AND Calvin Ellis. You would be C+D’d and if you generated any revenue would be forced to fork over restitution.

                Copyright holders have the express right to profit off of their creation and the logical derivatives thereof.

                Hal is a Mitt Romney conservative, Guy is a Donald Trump conservative

                I’d argue neither is a conservative. There are few modern politicians who favor less government intervention.

                Even in a scenario where they’re only 0.5% that’s over million people

                Most intersex have corrective surgery before they ever know and lead normal lives. The vast majority of transsexuals are men with body dysphoria (like jadzia) which is as of very recently the only form of dysphoria not recognized as a mental illness.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There are few modern politicians who favor less government intervention.
                you're thinking of libertarians. the two overlap often (i consider myself both) but they're not the same.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh so you’re not even old enough to drink in America? Got it.

                Conservatism is an ideal that did not change. It’s been bastardized like the word “democratic” to be conflated with a political party (democrat has nothing to do with democratic, republican has nothing to do with conservative)

                You self titled libertarians don’t even know what that means.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I’m le libertarian
                Go eat your tendies and post some pepes you pseud

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon you just described Val zod AND Calvin Ellis.

                That is not how that works. They are two distinctively different people who are covered by separate copyrights. The fact that there are multiple black people using Superman name makes it far harder for DC to claim you are infringing their intellectual property if your character is black but doesn’t bear similarities to Val Zod, John Henry Irons or Calvin Ellis. You cannot claim “superman + black skin” is automatically infringing your intellectual rights to Superman that is still under copyright. It’d be as absurd as saying public domain version of Superman is made trans would not be allowed because uh Superwoman already exists.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So when Batman and Superman go PD, if they ever are allowed to, then there will be no way someone can monetize a yaoi comic with them
            That's not even remotely how intellectual property law works you schizo

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alan Scott too

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dyke dyke dyke dyke
    >DYKE dyke dyke dyke
    >Nuhnuhnuh-nah-nuh-naaaaaaa, DYKE!

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how mad people get at this 3/5 Hawkgirl comic for the supporting cast getting a couple of panels

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mad
      Anon, I think you horribly overestimate how much investment most people have in comics in general.
      This is more just funny than anything else.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3/5
      Seriously? What's 1/5 for you? And you really don't get it, this is a clear first round draft pick for the storytime of pain series, and it's a VERY competitive year with Spider man AND Batman doing full sends.

      >mad
      Anon, I think you horribly overestimate how much investment most people have in comics in general.
      This is more just funny than anything else.

      My feeling is...euphoric.

      I think you need to go outside and talk to people

      Where do you think you are?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >storytime of pain
        gaygiest thing on Cinemaphile for the gaygiest people on the board. Might as well put on some Bill Maher smirking at the camera for his paid audience.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Storytimes of pain are like the best part of modern Cinemaphile.
          Every other comic thread just ends up dead or like this one.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Story times of pain are kinda sad now because the go to comics for it are unironically BETTER than 90% of the current output of marvel and DC

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder DC had a writer exodus.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have no idea what this means. who are these people? what are they talking about? who cares?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because your reading a single page out of context

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fat black dyke out of nowhere
    >"listen bb ur so speshul, lemme fuk u latr"
    >this is played entirely straight
    what the actually frick is this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>fat black dyke out of nowhere
      >>this is played entirely straight
      kek

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like the purple chick has the mind of a child. of course the black dyke is going to groom her.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Relax bro

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody writes hetero stories with the intent of writing a "hetero story." They're hetero because they're normal.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    subtle

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am like so triggered, chud bros! Someone hold me and caress my head as I shrivel down into a fetal position and cry for an hour about how this is affecting my male self confidence to see an alien character talk about being trans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Im pretty sure they are deliberately missing the point.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men in dresses aren’t women. Genitals decide your sex which is the same as gender. The terms are interchangeable, unlike gender which is a biological fact.

        There is a less than 1 percent chance of hermaphroditism.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Intersex is a thing and there can be as many as 1.7% of the population who are like that. That is not a negligible amount when we’re talking about millions of people.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only half a percent have intersex genitalia. They raised the percentage by adding psychological trannies.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Even in a scenario where they’re only 0.5% that’s over million people

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but even if there's over a million of them that's still only 0.5%

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And million people is not a negligible amount.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is when it's only 0.5%

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Conservatives told me one million people dying of COVID was a nothingburger, though.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The thing there is that most of those deaths were attributable to the flu and bronchitis both of which mysteriously plummeted for a year.

                Let alone the comorbidity stats of people in car accidents and fires

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brainrot comment.

                And million people is not a negligible amount.

                >And million people is not a neglicable amount
                When your audience is international, it is.
                I know, I know, it's hard to grasp since our ape brains can't even imagine a thousand people in one space, much less a million, but take away the zeroes and you'll realize how stupid this sounds. There are around 331.9 million people in America. Take 332 people in a room. Around the number of students in an average US elementary school (I'm not digging the numbers if you don't live there, so use some other metric). You're trying to laser-focus sales onto ONE specific person in that crowd. Yeah, if you're an indie artist not guarenteed a sale, it's worth that shot, but it's not, it's fricking DC.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When your audience is international, it is.

                If you start talking about global audience then the number of people being intersex, gay, trans, etc. also goes up. And you do not need to be in that specific group to be okay or be interested in reading stories featuring such characters. The interest to see such characters exists, with young people especially who do not have this incessant kneejerk of attack the second they realise a character in a comic they’re reading is trans or gay. The type of exclusionary behaviour you want to push for everything is frankly disturbing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you start talking about global audience then the number of people being intersex, gay, trans, etc. also goes up
                But so does the number of people hostile to those things, and to a much greater degree.
                Kinda why comics are irrelevant outside of America.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then the number of people being intersex, gay, trans, etc. also goes up
                In sheer number, sure, but the rate is the same, and with global production you have that b***h of distribution, licensing, etc etc all for a product outside of a region where you'd normally be guaranteed sales, for people that aren't guaranteed to have as much disposable income as the braindead college kids in the states and delusional "collector" boomers still buying this crap.
                And in this case of wokeshit pandering, the areas you already have covered already are your prime targets for LGB pandering, so you're just getting diminishing returns.

                >The interest to see such characters exists
                No it doesn't. Nobody cares because a good 90% is made up tumblr bullshit. Don't argue with me on this, argue with how little the industry is selling.

                >who do not have this incessant kneejerk of attack the second they realise a character in a comic they’re reading is trans or gay.
                This isn't the 1990s anymore. People know what troons are, and zoomers are starting to realize that troons are annoying narcissistic crybabies who want to moral police media. You guys are their Jack Thompson, except somehow you gays actually get websites pulled off the internet and ruined what should have been established giants like Wikipedia, so you're leagues worse.

                >The type of exclusionary behaviour you want to push for everything is frankly disturbing.
                "Oh wow I'm literally shaking can you please not do like serious harm!?!?"
                Save it. I've already peeked with troony bullshit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then the number of people being intersex, gay, trans, etc. also goes up
                In sheer number, sure, but the rate is the same, and with global production you have that b***h of distribution, licensing, etc etc all for a product outside of a region where you'd normally be guaranteed sales, for people that aren't guaranteed to have as much disposable income as the braindead college kids in the states and delusional "collector" boomers still buying this crap.
                And in this case of wokeshit pandering, the areas you already have covered already are your prime targets for LGB pandering, so you're just getting diminishing returns.

                >The interest to see such characters exists
                No it doesn't. Nobody cares because a good 90% is made up tumblr bullshit. Don't argue with me on this, argue with how little the industry is selling.

                >who do not have this incessant kneejerk of attack the second they realise a character in a comic they’re reading is trans or gay.
                This isn't the 1990s anymore. People know what troons are, and zoomers are starting to realize that troons are annoying narcissistic crybabies who want to moral police media. You guys are their Jack Thompson, except somehow you gays actually get websites pulled off the internet and ruined what should have been established giants like Wikipedia, so you're leagues worse.

                >The type of exclusionary behaviour you want to push for everything is frankly disturbing.
                "Oh wow I'm literally shaking can you please not do like serious harm!?!?"
                Save it. I've already peeked with troony bullshit.

                >except somehow you gays actually get websites pulled off the internet
                And I want to nip any homosexual even thinking about retorting with "but whatabout muh book bans" before that talking point buds.
                After hearing for nearly a decade about how it's okay to unperson someone off of the internet over controversial social media takes because "durr durr we're not doing anything to them except not hosting them," I don't want to hear you homosexuals crying about books that are still allowed to be printed and sold, just not used by brainrot woketards to groom kids in schools (and don't start with that "whatabout catholic church" shit either, since nobody is saying that you can't call them out on it and America's "culturally christian" instead of following any church, as-if anyone trying to follow the doctrine would be okay with "pride month"). Meanwhile you homosexuals try to scrub shit like troon rings selling homemade HRT to minors or schools/libraries trying to push LGB shit behind parents' backs off the internet or gaslight people into thinking it isn't happening.

                Tying this back to Cinemaphile, it's boring dealing with you homosexuals in any media or fandom, because of your crybully shit pretty much every story involving a transexual/gay character is predictable bullshit.
                It's boring, repetitive slop that doesn't appeal to anyone except the kinds of terminally-online failures that post shit like "wow, we exist! ( ◕ᴗ◕ )" on tumblr. It exists only to push one awful message instead of being a fun entertaining experience, so nobody wants it. If these comics weren't piggybacking off establishment IPs, nobody would care about them.
                Except when they're shit like BL webcomics, but even that has the honesty to actually present itself as something for lonely women to schlick to instead of some pretentious grandstanding about "oh everything about my life was just so happy after I started acting like a twitter caricature."

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Groom kids
                Show me an actually groomed child. A kid going troony because of the internet is a fricking meme. Anyone that confused is going to hit a wall psychiatrists. The only time I see sexual abuse is with churches and teachers and the only person I've ever seen the internet groom was chris-chan.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We don't go after "eggs," muh church!
                41% is too low.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why not just write comics about gay people instead of inserting gay people into comics? One of the (many) reasons manga is beating out American comics is that it has series specifically for someone who has an appetite for reading stories about gay people.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are nearly 2 millions people in Latvia, yet no one seems to feel the need to pander to them

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Intersex people are not different sexes, they are mutated variants.
            These people suffer from life altering medical conditions and it is horrible that people like you are attempting to deny this and instead treat it like some sort of lifestyle choice. If someone is born with deformed limbs, we don't tell them that they're some special new type of person that needs to somehow liberate themselves from some imaginary societal oppression. No, we look into what medical treatments and procedures can be done to give them the closest approximation of a normal life, we provided mental health counseling in order to help them come to grips with their condition.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and instead treat it like some sort of lifestyle choice

              Nobody is doing that. What an absurd assertion. And people who are against trans people etc. literally refuse to admit that current treatments have improved quality of life outcomes and do nothing but harass and bully people. Those people similarly do not want to offer any fricking healthcare for their conditions. That’s why they always just want to ban shit, not offer solutions and actual alternatives.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                A good solution would be healthcare professionals teaching them to be okay with their bodies. They do it with people with eating disorders and those crazy people that think they have too many arms. Why can't they do the same with teen girls that want to hack off their breasts or dudes that want to invert their wieners?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This

              [...]

              . If you weren't such a disingenuous twat you might have seen this mentioned before.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whoops meant to post this

                [...]
                Because it's basically a whole new market to exploit and energy firms can basically double dip on the subsidiary money. The government literally pays them for them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i will never understand this...romanticization, I guess, of the "transgender experience" in fiction. there's literally no positive aspects to being trans.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Buh muh euphoria

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've had maybe three experiences in my life where I felt this fabled "euphoria" and it lasted for like two minutes each time. not worth it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds about right.
            I’ve been watching their community long enough to believe they’d be best served popping their hormones and dressing up how they like instead of going full troon and lobbing body parts off. Especially the MtF’s…the second the balls go, the never ending misery begins

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i think the reason so many regret bottom surgery is because it's still not really adequate sadly. probably won't be for like 50 more years. but honestly that's not even the biggest of my concerns, my height is. can't do shit to change that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I mean that shits called an axewound for a reason. Its nowhere near a frickin pussy, and I feel bad for those fricks that get it. Honestly a shame they take things that far for such an absolutely fricking dreadful result.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a cope, it’s a live and do the shit they never could, you see it in media with gays too. They’ll create the coming out experience that they never had or show the bullies that picked on them either being unhappy except for the one they found kind of hot who was actually gay the whole time and was hating to hide/deny. It’s all very surreal.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They’ll create the coming out experience that they never had or show the bullies that picked on them either being unhappy except for the one they found kind of hot who was actually gay the whole time and was hating to hide/deny.
          Most gay media is fricked up.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s mostly just wish fulfillment and escapism, it doesn’t try to tell a good story for anyone but the author or people just like them. And even then it’s extremely niche.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            and super rapey

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s literally about co-opting a legitimate mental illness and haphazardly turning it into a “culture” because they have nothing to think or be beyond it. Which would be FINE if they weren’t force fed their opinions by the media and big pharma to push this onto CHILDREN as to create more profits.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        25% of youth in america is gay or trans or non-binary. 25%/

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a lie. If there was 25% it'd be evident. And there'd be alot more beatings and destruction going on. Believe me. Your numbers will never, ever swell to that. More like 2.5% of the population, attentionprostitutes not withstanding.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it'd be evident
            It is evident. Also, I said youth, not population.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It is evident
              >Source: Trust me bro

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It is evident.
              No you liar, most kids look normal and not like clowns playing dressup

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >25% of students currently going through systems design to encourage the outcome

          Still means 75% are straight.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            25% is a concerning number, especially since signs point at that number increasing over the years.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yet the number goes back down after education age showing it's most just a pantomime.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You trying to say the number was this high in the past?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm trying to say people in education parrot what they are taught.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he's saying that children who are stupid and impressionable and currently being bombarded with messaging from authority figures and media that they can and should decide that they are trans are more likely to identify as such, but that later in life they are likely to come to their senses and remember that's moronic. It's the modern day equivalent to the edgy girls in high school who claim to be lesbian/bisexual to get attention, then completely forget about it after graduation because they were just trying to be cool.

                Anyway, comics, am I ri--

                https://i.imgur.com/5yVZM3o.jpg

                >Yo DC, how are you doi-

                No, nevermind, comics were a mistake.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they are likely to come to their senses
                Based on what? The high suicide rate? get real.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Based on what? The high suicide rate?
                I agree, it's very based

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                When they realise the world has bigger problems than Pronouns.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most never do.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Source: my neo-vegana

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay bro. Hope you don't cry about trans freaks and gays in your fiction.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          25% of youth in america is LGBT but the majority is bi. At this point you're making up stuff to be upset about

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >25% of youth in america is gay or gay and likes crossdressing or [imaginary made up thing]

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [citation needed]

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >25% of youth in america is gay or trans or non-binary. 25%/
          Let's see about 10 years how many of those will still identify themselves as gay, trans or non-binary. I am going to predict not so many

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish they showed the real experience instead and I'm not talking about the bullying.
        Going to be a suicide epidemic with all these young stupid kids growing up, realizing they fricked their bodies up faster than a crackhead snorting raw coke.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        These mentally ill people already have a hard enough life as it is, yet the media brainwash them into progressing further with irreversible surgery and the promise that their lives will be better after, but in actuality is doubling down on the misery.

        Sure, there are a very few that are passing, the rest are horrific and only social pressure stops people from calling them out or mocking them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that its neovegana it's holding?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait a minute, that purple "chick" in OP is a dude? So the loud and proud "dyke" is dating an alien "woman" with a dick?

      You can't make this shit up.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The vast majority of trannies are lesbians and their dream is finding a cis lesbian to date them (they can't). If you ever need a laugh, find a free lesbian dating site, make a burner account, and scroll through profiles for a few minutes. It's like a gallery of hell.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s disappointing that more advanced species just have the same problems. I guess gender identity isn’t a product of human culture?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >expecting modern comic writers to think beyond their twitter feed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anti-Life Slavery under Darkseid would be a mercy to current DC.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >goal is to control all life in the entire multiverse so everyone stops acting like morons
        Makes sense to me.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is not how you sell comics to men.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but this is

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Men don't like lesbians. Men like to watch hot women in erotic situations come around to the realization that they're going to need a dick for penetration and then the fantasy is that they use (You) as the tool they need. A woman who is on a superteam who is lesbian is just taking competition away from the other male heroes. I mean, there's literally no reason to add women to a team except for as prospective girlfriends to other potential members. You write and design a woman that's going to have lots of appeal to the core consumer and primary demographic of the comicbook superhero genre: boys and men between the ages of 10 and 49. I'd argue that a woman written to desire and pursue another woman has nothing to really offer the masculine reading experience over a long period of time, if at all. Harley Quinn liplocking with Ivy is fine for fluff and a wallpaper but she only shines and is interesting through her hetero dynamic with Joker. Or the potential shipping with the rest of the Batbrats.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most incelcore post itt

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Point out where I'm wrong. You can't.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is correct and they will hate you for it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The companies want money from women because they see women as mindless consumers. Thing is the superhero genre is one propped up by the tastes and tolerances of men. It's male power fantasy. What women want to see within that paradigm would not sell nor garner enough numbers to justify pouring resources into it month after month. Women want to see specific cues hit in a narrative and it varies. Not saying its wrong to not design titles with designs and themes that they can specifically glom onto [wasn't Sandman supposed to revolutionary because it brought women into comicbook shops?] but changing the way the entire genre works in an effort to pursue them is the stupidest fricking way to go about it. And it was never going to work. Because the genre calls for Male Power Fantasy and it is no woman's fantasy to be able to go out and be the protector/sentinel of their family/nation. It's not in her nature. And if it were it wouldn't be encouraged because it's masculine. And masculinity in a woman is undesirable.

            But I'm getting ahead of myself. The point is: in a 5-man group there'll be 1-2 women. 1 woman is specifically for building a relationship with the "leader" of the group and the second one is a crap shot until some chapters/arcs get squared away and we can see which characters build off of one another and have a good enough rapport. Before--what's the goal here? Showing positive male and female relationships. Everyone working toward a selfless ideal of helping innocents and being role models while experiencing friendship simulator/teamwork simulator/relationships along the way. Current year writers like to introduce women onto teams just to make a statement that "she's just as good as the men!" and stuff. No, she should be there because there's a male character that can fit her like a key. Standard tropes that have kept the industry afloat and have withstood the test of time until now. The sooner chicks see comics as harlequins for guys the better.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's insane how much Archer's latest/last season fits this to a tee. Completely missed what made Lana &Archer's back and forth work

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he spoke the truth

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do American dykes really walk around in shirts with the word dyke plastered on it?
    Amerimutts never cease to amuse.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they dont. Do American showboaters trying to flex their super special status that makes them oh so quirky and unique do moronic shit like that? Yeah.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "how do we appeal to the lesbian audience"
    "idk let's go on twitter for research"

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did the world get so insane that some people think women can be men and men can be women? Just think how fricking insane that is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah…

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gender is a social construct.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is transgenderism.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No gender is sex and the two were interchangeable until very recently.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So are race and age. It'll be fun to see future transitions in those departments.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The MAP pride movement is already working on that, I've seen a number of "transrace" people around though I'm sure a lot of those are just shitposting.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            nts but holy crap! You mean to tell me I a white dude can "change" my race to say the n word?! Sign me up senpai

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, race is a social construct. Once you make the transition you'll be taking back the word just like with Hawkgirl and dykes.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeeeeah :^)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gender is a sexual construct.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gender is a superfluous term created for midwits like you to say that empty harmful shit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good. That means that being transgender is a choice.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhh sooo crazy... even though humanity has been struggling with this concept since the dawn of human kind

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they haven't.
        You count the extreme outlier examples on one hand.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you still use 2nd grade level of gender norms doesn't mean everyone else followed along

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This shit is so funny
      Americans really think their country is the entire world

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The US, a handful of Western European counties and China are the only relevant nations in the world

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm polish you turd, what do you think Internet is? This virus has already infected my country. I know of three people in my area that have trooned out. In my little shithole of a town. Needless to say they're all under 20. The internet is poisoning the young minds. It's insane.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.
    Nobody can afford to play make believe with you anymore.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was just a weird Night Elf from the thumbnail.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or were things like being gay and race issues handled better in the mid 00s?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the peace and reconciliation phase.
      Now they want violence.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. These issues have always been handled more or less the same way and every time people have cried about how it’s forcing X down people’s throats and how the only “subtle” and acceptable way to depict people like that is basically to refuse to openly acknowledge that they are gay/black/trans in any way.

      Midnighter, who people love to parade as “gays being done right”, was always very up in your face about his sexual orientation and smugly bullying homophobes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is midnighter was never displayed as a good person. Non if the authority were.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >midnighter was never displayed as a good person.

          LOL is this fricking guy serious?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just because He's the least sociopathic among a group of sociopaths doesn't make him a good person.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >doubling down on being a dumbass

              Sigh…

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                But I'm right? Midnighter is a violent madman

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Violent, yes. Mad, no. And he has always been the good guys, just like the Authority. Even when they took over America they were not insane villains, it was a story about being too authoritarian creating new problems rather than fixing things permanently.

                It’s outright wrong to claim they’re bad people. At best you can claim misguided at times but the entire theme is a group being proactive and aggressive rather than status quo preserving.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >actually typing out "Sigh"
                Leave, tourist.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Anon who wasn't even a toddler during the mid 00s

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon pretends to know anything about the 00s media

          You could at least try a little

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There were plenty of black/gay/etc characters in media that wasn't American goyslop. It's not the world's fault Americans can't into foreign media.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they were x and not muh buzzword

              Real engaging and convincing argumentation here

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, most characters weren’t just made around the single trait of being black or a gay unless it was a joke.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    O mean as a britbong Scotland's wind farms have cause catastrophic ecological damage and still require constant oil for running. The entire scene is a scam

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are they doing to the environment over there? Because across the pond in New England the of shore wind farms have caused DOZENS of whale beachings in the last few years since they’re placed right near the right whales spawning pools. It’s something I JUST found out about since the local media has been keeping quiet about it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well the UK is a sort if superhub for migratory birds, and guess what are getting killed in the thousands despite assurances they did not mess with them?

        They also require vast swathes of forest to be cleared for them and even disruptive ground nesting birds.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who the frick owns these things that we just put them up and never discuss the consequences?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chinese shell companies with people like hunter Biden to support and profit from them

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh this is the fricking Hawkgirl comic. I'm pretty sure we can just wait this one out.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman
      >Action Comics
      >Batman and Robin
      >Batman/Superman: World's Finest
      >Shazam
      >Poison Ivy
      >Green Lantern
      >Flash
      >Wonder Woman
      >Nightwing
      >Green Arrow
      >ONE (1) cringe series I didn't even know existed
      >HOLY SHIT THE WOKE SJW'S RUINED DC FOREVER, THERE ARE LITERALLY NO GOOD COMICS ANYMORE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        current Wonder Woman is also shit and how does Poison Ivy have her own series?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No idea why you quoted me. I just meant it's probably not gonna last very long regardless. Even a good Hawkgirl comic would have a hard time sticking around.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its literally a 6 issue mini that’s 3 issues deep.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally everything Batman related is caught up in a moronic "rich people bad, crime good" storyline right now that reeks of SJW bullshit, so you should probably take all of those off your list.

        Superman's kid is still getting pounded in the ass too, I assume?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nightwing and poison ivy are gay comics as well. Is green arrow still coming out? I thought that you wrapped up.

        And Superman and action still have gay jon so take those off too.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    homie France is literally proving you wrong right now. They're the only European country that ignored the nuclear activists ( actually the had a few of them bombed by accident ) but they're quite literally the only EU nation not in a crippling energy shortage.

    Meanwhile Germany had tons of anti nuclear activism in the 90s and now it needs to duck putin's dick for natural gas.

    "Green" energy sources are not sustainable at all. It's why they stopped calling them renewable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and now it needs to duck putin's dick for natural gas.

      Except they’re not. It’s true they were more dependent on Russia providing gas to them but that was done as a long term effort to tie Russia financially to Europe, thinking it would have stabilising effect. It only turned into an issue and bad strategy when Russia started to ruthlessly to play hard ball and use energy as a weapon but Europe refused to bend down and kiss the boot. Naturally the sudden shift meant short term issues with energy but the worst did not happen, Europe and Germany are not sucking off Putinf, the dangers of running short have been addressed and fixed to certain degree and more plans have been drawn to avoid the issue in the future while building ability to get power elsewhere while amassing and maintaining Europe’s energy reserves to deal with the issue.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Except they're not

        Literally despite embargo Germany still imports Russian gas because their entire electrical grid is designed for it. They're even planning to boot up old coal power plants. Thus is all the while the stop-gap is importing energy from France.

        You know fricking nothing about this subject.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those are old already agreed upon deliveries that have contractual obligations and they do not even use them inside Germany. After Ukraine-Russia war started Germany has shifted its gas source to come from inside Europe, from places like Norway.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes. That disproves the fact that Germany is reaping the anti nuclear seeds sown right?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s more of a sign that Germany had failures in energy policy strategy by becoming too reliant on one type of energy primarily coming from Russia and not having planned and invested better when they made ambitious plans to move away from nuclear but next to nobody was expecting Russia to openly invade.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's not like Germany invested tons Into green energy that failed hilariously.

                Oh wait. Everyone who has done that is facing the issue that green energy is extremely unproductive and a vanity project.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The thing I hate most about the Green movement is that they don't give a flying frick about actual clean energy production. None of those hippie buttholes are pushing to create new Hydroelectric dams or Geothermal plants.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dams cause ecological destruction too. Like erosion, as well as destroy aquatic life’s ability to migrate and breed

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meanwhile Germany had tons of anti nuclear activism in the 90s and now it needs to duck putin's dick for natural gas.
      Man, everytime I flash back to Germany laughing at Trump when he told them they're too reliant on Russian oil makes me crack the frick up.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully Johns comes back for the next reboot

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay.
    Mad.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    These look like Baldur’s Gate Player characters.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the alien have a carrying handle like those old iMac computers?

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >representation = everything is a constant gay pride frick fest
    every time. And then they cry on social media that nobody take those sex addicts seriously

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex addicts
      >when coomers whine constantly how all media isn’t any longer focused on producing jerk off material for them

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you want people that respect their body but aren't wearing a gay flag? THAT MEAN YOU WANT TO RAPE THEM
        completely broken fanatics, that's all people see in you

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The only reason the US doesn't adopt nuclear energy is because the amount of national security oversight involved means you can't cook the books like someone's son does with natural gas abroad without getting taken to a black site and detained 5ever. There's not a lot of money to be made as an unfit corrupt politician in nuclear outside of the initial bids to get the location of the facility determined.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat black DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE page
    >homosexuals spamming the thread about German energy policy
    what the frick is going on?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The two are CLEARLY related anon, please pay attention. If you can't figure out how Hawkgirl's DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE effects German energy policy, I can't help you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >That doesn’t mean we should just stick to fossil fuels like coal that also pollute the environment in significant ways.
    I'd feel the same way if a lot of "green" energy sources weren't just as bad or worse for the environment than just using fossil fuels is. Do you know how utterly destructive mining for the shit you need for those batteries is?
    Do you know what they do with a lot of those wind turbines? The way they're built they're completely non-recyclable, so once they're past their shelf life, the only thing can do with them is bury them underground and forget about them because there isn't much of anything else that can be done with them. And keep in mind these wind turbines take more energy to build than they will ever generate in their lifetimes. They're horrifically inefficient, on top of the ecological damage they cause just from running.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better to do nothing and just pollute the old ways.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no comic books are DYING what should we do
    >I do! make it so even most hardcore fans stop buying them
    9000 IQ marketing, who even bothers nowadays? Imagine buying DC comic in 2023. LMAOOOOO

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warner Bros is about to get its ass handed to them, again, with the Aquaman 2 bomb, and they still do shit like this? Have they learned nothing in the last 7 years? Who is this for?

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much do comics actually sell? How much are they paying the morons that write this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... sell?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...pay?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you’re kidding but part of what I don’t get about modern comics is that so many of us would write them for peanuts/ pretty much free and we get forced PC slop for some reason. Does the fan to creator pipeline that gave us so many previous generations’ talents just not exist anymore?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so many of us would write them for peanuts/ pretty much free
          Anyone who would do it for free is a shit writer

          Coincidentally the average pay for comic writers is pretty fricking low.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... sell?

      ...pay?

      I don't know. People on Cinemaphile are paying for that Questionable Content webcomic, which is full of the same shit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How much are they paying the morons that write this?
      from what i understand page rates haven't risen in over 25 years. with inflation, it means creators are getting paid less than they were back in the 90's.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice one anon, now post the real page

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i'm FTM and never in my life did I think being a man would make life easier. i've known I wasn't a girl since elementary school. and honestly i don't give a shit about being *tall* I just wish I wasn't 5'2" with shoes on because it makes it very obvious that I'm not a normal man. i would take being 5 foot 5 even

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a man. You have zero reference to what a man actually is.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i've known I wasn't a girl since elementary school
      so what, for about a month now?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No man is 5'2 or under without being a dwarf. So stop this nonsense you stupid "man"let

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered dressing exclusively in green suits and speaking with an Irish accent?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FTM
      well, that's a damn shame. you could have had the best of both worlds being a tomboy. hang out with the guys and do guy things, but still rely on guys to help you out with the heavy lifting. damn shame.

      I guess there's a place for FTM. I didn't realize that Koby in the LA OP was FTM. Fit the roll perfectly as a wimpy scared boy. but as the series progresses, they'll have to find a new actor for Koby as he apparently bulks up.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it makes it very obvious that I'm not a normal man
      You're not a man at all, so that's whatever.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i've known I wasn't a girl since elementary school
      So before any kind of puberty? Jumped the gun there.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry I couldn't save you, Ellen.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw I don't live on the west coast

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it does feel pretty good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw I don't live on the west coast

        Enjoy the subsidies, lads.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine actually caring about DC or Marvel comics.

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is DC Comics so cringe?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      had to compete somewhere

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I wear a shirt with homosexual written down the whole front or would that still be considered inappropriate?
      Who is this sort of thing even for? It is a man in a dress writing his magical fantasy world version of a lesbian paradise while occasionally reminding people that it is totally in the DC universe guys.

      Unironically because they are trying to copy modern Marvel. Now both are too deep in the Twitter hole to escape.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You reap what you sow

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i mean i get it. I would also be upset if I was iliterate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m upset that you haven’t killed yourself worthless homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        damn really proving me wrong by using the exact same insult. Great job

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    @140041806

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waitaminute
    dyke plus troony...
    This is a crypto-heterosexual couple

    Based DC?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The least realistic thing about it is a real lesbian being willing to date the man in a dress. MtF who identify as "lesbian" and date some tublrite who claims to be gay because their boyfriend wears makeup is extremely common, but real lesbians almost never fall for the feminine penis scam.

      Anyway, can we talk about why all the buildings are tilted? Is the city getting fricked up while this is happening or something?

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit reads like a group therapy session.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The people who write this kind of drivel are absolutely the kind of people who believe in moronic shit like writing comics as therapy, so that makes sense.

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Past any of the gender shit, these designs are awful, the outfits are awful, the dialogue is awful. and the paneling is awful. Like the clash of colors is terrible. I mean the first girl had a nice aeshetic but that floral skirt looks like shit. Second one has terrible shaved hair.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The yaoi gay is absolutely destroyed to hear they can’t sell their smut in 11 years

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to know what a conservative superhero would be like, Guy Gardner is a decent benchmark.
    Strongly principled, but less willing to compromise them A lot of conservative rhetoric nowadays sees compromise as somewhat of a chump move. Will likely be at odds with the people they save most of the time, but not for being a bad person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used to be Hal was the conservative and Ollie was the liberal. And hawk was a conservative and dove was a liberal. Lois was (and still is) a republican.

      The gays from Portland just ignore this though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hal is a Mitt Romney conservative, Guy is a Donald Trump conservative

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also I would disagree with Guy being a trump guy. Guy wouldn’t vote at all in his life.

          Hal would no longer vote but because he doesn’t care about earth politics.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Guy wouldn’t vote at all in his life.
            true, but he'd still complain when the guy he prefers loses

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              That I agree with. a bit like the old carlin bit “I don’t vote so I can complain either way”

              >Anon you just described Val zod AND Calvin Ellis.

              That is not how that works. They are two distinctively different people who are covered by separate copyrights. The fact that there are multiple black people using Superman name makes it far harder for DC to claim you are infringing their intellectual property if your character is black but doesn’t bear similarities to Val Zod, John Henry Irons or Calvin Ellis. You cannot claim “superman + black skin” is automatically infringing your intellectual rights to Superman that is still under copyright. It’d be as absurd as saying public domain version of Superman is made trans would not be allowed because uh Superwoman already exists.

              Anon I’m done here. You will not be convinced I hope you make your yaoi comic and get your C+D and your Kickstarter closed down in a decade.

              Have a good one, genuinely. No ill will but I would not advise treading that line.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you understand the law then actually lay out the legal arguments for it rather than making inane claims.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about this? I’ll go so far as to concede. I wish you all the best. Go ahead and try monetizing your comic in a decade

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        DC in general had a good sampling of political alignment in the past. Barry was also a conservative. Probably helped that DC had a wider sampling of political views from their writers.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does DC have any socially conservative heroes right now?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Of course not, the big 2 are filled with xitters, trannies and tumblrites. God forbid the orange meme man becomes president again. Otherwise their autism will be cranked to 100 again like the first time. Further ruining capeshit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bigots don’t sell comics.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Icon?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used to be Hal was the conservative and Ollie was the liberal. And hawk was a conservative and dove was a liberal. Lois was (and still is) a republican.

      The gays from Portland just ignore this though.

      wtf did poor Guy do to be associated with your filth?

      >You cannot copyright ethnicity or sexual orientation
      What the frick are you talking about? Anon you’ve really lost any sense of fact and are now just saying cutesy little things.

      >If a black dude becomes a Superman 2 based on the PD version of Superman and has none of the modern powers of Superman, you could have a very good case that you are not infringing DC’s copyright

      Anon you just described Val zod AND Calvin Ellis. You would be C+D’d and if you generated any revenue would be forced to fork over restitution.

      Copyright holders have the express right to profit off of their creation and the logical derivatives thereof.

      [...]
      I’d argue neither is a conservative. There are few modern politicians who favor less government intervention.

      [...]
      Most intersex have corrective surgery before they ever know and lead normal lives. The vast majority of transsexuals are men with body dysphoria (like jadzia) which is as of very recently the only form of dysphoria not recognized as a mental illness.

      yeah nothing says libertarian like being part of an otherworldly police force

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    O mean as a britbong Scotland's wind farms have cause catastrophic ecological damage and still require constant oil for running. The entire scene is a scam

    What are they doing to the environment over there? Because across the pond in New England the of shore wind farms have caused DOZENS of whale beachings in the last few years since they’re placed right near the right whales spawning pools. It’s something I JUST found out about since the local media has been keeping quiet about it

    Well the UK is a sort if superhub for migratory birds, and guess what are getting killed in the thousands despite assurances they did not mess with them?

    They also require vast swathes of forest to be cleared for them and even disruptive ground nesting birds.

    It still blows my mind that you can show ample proof that so called "green energy solutions" are often worse than traditional energy sources and people will still simp like crazy for it. I mean, I get that they've spend so many years buying into it, and they want to believe that it hasn't all been a huge scam, but how can they just flat out deny what's right in front of their faces? You show them all of the improvements fossil fuels have made towards actually going greener, demonstrate that nuclear is just about the cleanest we can get so far, and they just plug their ears and go La La La La La!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solar isn’t a bad idea, it’s just something that actively needs to be accounted for. It makes no sense to clear cut forests for solar farms, but using parking lots and the roofs of certain buildings is perfect for it. You can’t use it to run a modern economy but solar installers and manufacturing ARE quality modern jobs that will lead to the development of a new trade. We just have to give up on the pie eyed understanding of it

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The issue with solar is the panels use rare earth minerals and have a shelf life of at the best 20 years without being reasonably recyclable.

        You're basically putting biohazard worse than the runoff of coal plants on roofs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          So then maybe they’ll work best for parking lots, I still think it’s a solid technological development that should be explored fully. Unlike wind energy which is a complete fricking meme and should’ve gone away after the first major study of its ecological effects and power generations

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >wind energy which is a complete fricking meme
            This is the moron who thinks covering every square mile of the US with solar panels is gonna fix everything.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon the point is solar has basically all the issues people claim nuclear had in the 60s. It's costly to produce, run and dispose of. The only solar things worth it are solar focus farms like the ones in arizona.

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because it's basically a whole new market to exploit and energy firms can basically double dip on the subsidiary money. The government literally pays them for them.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn't say anything about it being fast. I am saying that I am against the idea entirely. It is entirely medically unnecessary and leads to a lifelong complications.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I am saying that I am against the idea entirely
      You proposed an alternative "solution" which is already in place. Now that you know your concerns have not only been heard but were present the entire time you decide to be completely against it.

      You're so fricking dumb, man.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If all of that leads to literal mutilation then I don't think it is very good therapy. Sorry, anon.
        Also the vetting can't be too fricking rigorous considering that there are multiple cases of teen girls receiving double mastectomies.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >If
          So you admit there's a vetting process that requires extensive therapy and that it doesn't always turns out preferable for the trans person? Thanks for conceding so quickly, anon.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you should learn English. He's not questioning the process He's questioning the outcome

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He's not questioning the process
              Well, no, because I just explained to him the process actually includes every single homosexual thing he proposed. Which is why he's backtracking.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll answer and state that we know the vetting process is bullshit and people are getting fast tracked. Besides the whole thing is stupid anyway, and should be completely banned.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people are getting fast tracked
                I thought the speed of the process wasn't the issue? You said so yourself, by the way.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Your mistaking me for someone else

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-not that anon b-but
                Fricking pussy.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-not that anon b-but
                Fricking pussy.

                Original guy you were arguing with here. I stopped paying attention to you when you ignored my last post here:

                Are you reading everyone's responses wrong on purpose or something?
                I don't think cosmetic mutilation should ever even be on the table when it comes to mental disorders. Pretend the discussion is exactly the same but with lobotomies instead and maybe you will get my point.
                [...]
                God, you are stupid.

                After this I am going to continue to ignore you because you a gigantic tard.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you reading everyone's responses wrong on purpose or something?
            I don't think cosmetic mutilation should ever even be on the table when it comes to mental disorders. Pretend the discussion is exactly the same but with lobotomies instead and maybe you will get my point.

            >He's not questioning the process
            Well, no, because I just explained to him the process actually includes every single homosexual thing he proposed. Which is why he's backtracking.

            God, you are stupid.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because they don't want to admit this whole thing is a moron and dangerous fad.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >one (1) clinic closes
    >this means you win
    Also, lmaoing @ the UK leading anything.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESL moment.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't cry. It's not my fault your bombshell gotcha is meaningless.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL moment x2

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can hear your teeth grinding.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ESL moment x3

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you're meant to seethe when trying to epically own someone else.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ESL moment x4

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Case in point.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You done, ESL?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he just realized copying and pasting the same shitty quip makes him look like the ESL
                Not even a (You) either. I'd kill myself if I were you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ESL moment x5

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good dog.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The irony.
                As expected from an ESL.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dutifully replies even after he's been called a dog
                Oh, you're into sexual humiliation. That explains so much.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ESL moments continue.
                That's 6 now.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I, too, would try to appear smug if I had just obeyed a command designed for an animal without hesitation.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I, too,
                ESL moment x7

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Too

                Seethe away, dog.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the literal leading specialists in the field who were held in the highest regard turn our to be horrible
      >this is fine

      If the best don't meet basic standards if care what do we expect from worse clinics?

      [...]

      Alright so who should Americans vote for if they want America first small federal government and a dismantling of woke institution's?

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reading american comics

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, this page kind of reminds me of one of the main reasons I don't read comics (the other reason being that people who DO read comics are almost universally insufferable c**ts, regardless of what kind of comics they read).
    It's like an entire industry of abrasive buttholes making nothing but garbage for other abrasive buttholes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people who DO read comics are almost universally insufferable c**ts, regardless of what kind of comics they read
      yeah you don't sound like that at all

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like an entire industry of abrasive buttholes making nothing but garbage for other abrasive buttholes.
      Yeah pretty much.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >paused the economy
    You have no idea what you're talking about. The economy doesn't "pause".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, how old were you in 2020? 12?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        25, and do you have any arguments to defend your claims, or are you going to continue with the ad hominem? Unlike you apparently, I actually have an understanding of economics.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do you have any arguments to defend your claims
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash

          How are you 25 if you can't even google a simple historic even that happened in your formative years, you stupid homosexual?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The crash was caused by the lockdowns.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the effect goes before the cause 🙂
              Your father was better off sucking wiener off a highway exit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The global economy came to a halt, lending was paused as well as debt. What the ever loving frick are you saying?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He thinks the world was doing fine because mommy kept buying hot pockets for him.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nta, but:
    >natural disasters
    I say let private industry handle it, and get the federal government out of the matter. If natural disasters keep damaging the same places over and over, then let people find out the hard way that it's time to stop building there, rather than continue to subsidize a delusion by paying for repairs with taxdollars.
    >lose all your money in crypto
    Only a complete idiot spends more money on investments than they can afford to lose. If you lose all your money on gambling, that's a (You) problem; I have no obligation to bail you out. File for bankruptcy and hopefully learn your lesson.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I say let private industry handle it

      So in other words every single person who can’t afford to pay exorbitant fees gets fricked.

      >If natural disasters keep damaging the same places over and over, then let people find out the hard way that it's time to stop building there

      You already can’t get insurances in certain areas and as climate change related extreme weather events increase it’s only going to get worse because the damage is increasing and spreading. You already have round the year forest fires that can level entire towns and shit like hurricanes happening in places you normally never see them are happening.

      What you’re basically advocating is telling tens of thousands of Americans to go tuck themselves because one bad weather event turns them homeless and without any assets or property.

      Disaster relief has to be government funded specifically because any profit from disasters is fricking exploration of people in desperate need for help. It will not make things better or lead to better outcomes same way letting private companies build infrastructure and then allowing them to force you to pay every single time you use them till perpetuity doesn’t make infrastructure better or cheaper because maintenance costs money and lowers their profit so it’s the first thing they will begin to neglect.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hurricanes
        Either build structures that can handle the extreme weather, or as I said earlier, stop building long term structures there.
        >wildfires
        Is a problem caused by greentards, believe it or not. They're the ones disallowing fire breaks, controlled burns, and overgrowth control.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They're the ones disallowing fire breaks, controlled burns, and overgrowth control.
          What the frick are you talking about? One of the biggest wildfires in the history of the US was caused by an anti-woke rugged type who thought it was okay to burn garbage in the forest. The only reason he's not in federal prison right now is because the other rednecks in his town don't trust the federal government. They're that stupid.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wildfires happen everywhere. Extended periods of high temperature heat create dryness and create a fertile ground for fires, especially when combine with long stretches of lack of rain and cutting down trees everywhere that kills shade.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they can happen anywhere, but they only grow to dangerous, out of control levels when there's excess fuel.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              The tiniest of sparks during dry season can cause a wildfire. It has nothing to do with excess fuel.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, read before you reply. Not all wildfires are the same. Small, short lived ones aren't going to be a threat, while massive ones that blow up because excess fuel was allowed to build up will be.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not all wildfires are the same
                But one of the biggest ones happened because someone decided to burn garbage. What does that tell you?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is there any “excess fuel” left if everything is on fire twelve months of the year, every year? You used to have a specific season for wildfires, now it’s starting to be that there’s nothing but season. If the issues was just “excess fuel” then it would all burn down pretty quickly and the issue would resolve itself, wouldn’t it. Or are you one of those people who think the fires should just go wild and no efforts should be done at all to combat them? Because that’s endangering a lot of communities that live around areas now dealing with fires on a regular basis.

                The only reason they get big is because environmental activists keep prohibiting controlled burns, and writing policy so that ANY fire that occurs has to be extinguished. Small, (comparatively) short lived fires are a natural occurrence that needs to be allowed to occur, and sometimes nudged if for whatever reason it doesn't start on its own. The fires you two are thinking of, that kill people and destroy towns, only get as intense as they are because the small fires were prevented from burning.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except small burns happen all the time everywhere, and they spread specifically because the heat dries everything up. And it happens 365 days of the year now. It the issue is not enough burns then why are they burning all the time now and only getting worse? The massive town wiping fires should fix the issue entirely on large areas.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It the issue is not enough burns then why are they burning all the time now and only getting worse
                It's not the same area getting hit over and over in rapid succession. It's different areas within the region whose straw has been pulled, metaphorically speaking. The small burns that become large do so once they hit areas that have not been properly maintained.

                The only reason it got so big is because the town where Keith Emerald lived decided to make up a conspiracy theory about the federal government even though all of them knew the was the moronic homosexual who started the fire.

                Christ, it's like claiming someone who got shot by a burglar only got worse because antifa is anti-cops.

                Anon, the ignition source isn't going to impact the temperature and size of the fire; not for something with as much area coverage as a wildfire.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only reason it got so big is because the town where Keith Emerald lived decided to make up a conspiracy theory about the federal government even though all of them knew the was the moronic homosexual who started the fire.

                Christ, it's like claiming someone who got shot by a burglar only got worse because antifa is anti-cops.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie how the frick do you think a town can just cover up a fricking wildfire?

                The Wildfire raged out of control; because the forest was under managed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is there any “excess fuel” left if everything is on fire twelve months of the year, every year? You used to have a specific season for wildfires, now it’s starting to be that there’s nothing but season. If the issues was just “excess fuel” then it would all burn down pretty quickly and the issue would resolve itself, wouldn’t it. Or are you one of those people who think the fires should just go wild and no efforts should be done at all to combat them? Because that’s endangering a lot of communities that live around areas now dealing with fires on a regular basis.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie he's literally advocating for more firebreaks and ground clearance you low IQ simpleton.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Part of the problem is places like California is that they make no attempt to clear out excess undergrowth because liberals don't want to have to see it. The best method is controlled burns because it both clears it out, and helps the forest life cycle(despite what most people think, forest fires happen naturally and there's several plants that use fires as part of their life cycle). Otherwise it just builds up until the littlest spark causes half your state to be on fire for months on end.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Did you seriously think "I, too" wasn't proper English? Even for a stupid weeb Hispanic like you that says something.

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this ain't b, i have no participation (you)s
    I could tell an hour ago.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this post even trying to say, ESL?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moron thinks not being able to understand a simple post is "smart"
        I feel sorry for you. Two hours of your life wasted just to be embarrassed in front of your peers.

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Now you're putting words in my mouth and making a strawman. How old are you, exactly?

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I accept your concession. 🙂

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you've also accepted your ESLness as well.
      Good on ya, ESL-kun, denial helps no one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >visible fumes
        >smug anime memes stop

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you asking for more?
          Sounds good to me, ESL-kun.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            By this point I'm confident I can post anything and you'll reply like the good cuck you are.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Likewise.
              Now dance monkey, dance.
              Keep replying to me, ESL.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >unironically pulling the yo' mamma schtick
    Ah, so high school at best, got it.

    The global economy came to a halt, lending was paused as well as debt. What the ever loving frick are you saying?

    Halting the economy doesn't "pause" it, it damages it. people still had bills to pay despite not being allowed to do business.
    >the debt was paused
    Kek, no it wasn't, if anything, it went up because people were incurring expenses that they didn't have the money to pay for.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ah, so high school at best, got it.
      Who the frick makes yo momma jokes in high school, you fricking grandpa?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Halting the economy doesn't "pause" it, it damages it.
      >people still had bills to pay despite not being allowed to do business.
      I literally operate a small business before during and after the lockdowns. You’re moronic.

      Rent was paused, loan repayments were paused, almost all bills were paused.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Car payments
        >groceries
        >medications
        >cost of storing goods that were already purchased and couldn't be used for whatever they were meant for originally due to shutdowns
        >the 500 bucks you owed your wife's pimp that he's gonna break your legs if you don't repay

        yeah I'm sure all those businesses that closed down permanently during the shutdowns had nothing to do with them, all the owners just decided to retire.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why lie in the internet? Millions of people lost their bussines because of lockdowns.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ESL-kun, you keep forgetting that this isn't /b/.
    No need to get upset.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is like the third time you've mentioned /b/ for no reason. I can only imagine how non-white you are.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Burning garbage doesn't suddenly turn a wildfire huge
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rim_Fire

    You're a fricking imbecile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >California 2013

      Oh boy I get to call you a moron even more.

      https://www.fire.ca.gov/what-we-do/natural-resource-management/fuels-reduction

      Look at the downright pathetic amount of acres the Californian Government actually has serviced in terms of fire prevention. The fact you NEED to go through the government to even have permission to have fire breaks on your own property is one of the biggest hurdles of this fricking issue.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >can we at least be mad about the comic book page with slurs in it??
    I thought that's all you people wanted?

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawkwoman been a disaster since Hawkman left her.

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks and feels like a parody but it's completely real

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lesbians don't sell comics. Ugly lesbians definitely don't sell comics.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you can still have gay characters who aren't completely defined by their sexuality and are compelling to read
    I don't think that's the case in big 2 shit, but mostly because *none* of it is compelling to read.

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This Black person is high. MSHA is a deliberately terrible agancy

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon, do you actually know any conservatives IRL, or are you just making assumptions based off of what leftist media personalities say about their opposition?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you have to do is look at conservatives being interviewed at town halls and the kinds of insane shit they rant about during school district public hearings, and what shit conservative media peddles 24/7.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean when they complain about the actual pedophile shit the peddle and other propaganda in schools.
        I'd be pissed too.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ie satanic panic 2.0 where people brainwashed by the internet see pedophiles everywhere.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except they were kinda right then, and 100% right, now.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have people literally freaking out that a school mural painted by kids have “demonic” signs because they copied something from a video game they play. You’ve turned into your insane flower hat wearing, pearl clutching aunt who wants to ban Mortal Kombat and GTA games and music containing dirty words.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't keep it on track for Cinemaphile GTFO to /misc/.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shouldn't ban it but probably shouldn't be in schools just sayin.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                My relatives pearl clutch about trump and conservatives or are politically neutral conspiracy theorists. So rethink your statement there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual all you know about "muh town hall meetings" is the shit you and your fellow pedophiles share with each other on Reddit.
        have a nice day.

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with queer characters, just like there’s nothing wrong with people disliking queer characters

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nah, this is just an issue of Americans not being able to write.
    Neither conservative nor liberal American characters can be compelling because your first instinct as an American is to write said characters in a moronic way, and your post proves it.

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This still looks like dumb shit some straight white guy wrote to pander as much as humanly possible in hopes of winning twitter clout

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was written by a transgender "lesbian" so yeah you're right.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which is a straight white guy....who is trying to pander for twitter clout

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This still looks like dumb shit some straight white guy
      No straight man is that fricking pathetic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clearly you've never met guys with a lesbian fetish.
        Many of them are indeed that pathetic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly its weird they focus on lesbians when bisexual women exist.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            even in their own fantasies they can't imagine a woman ever desiring them

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it just not physically possible for any LGBT individual to write a regular ol story that is not crammed with as much LGBT references per panel as humanly possible in some weird self insert fantasy?

    You hire one to write a story about trains and they will churn out pink and purple trans train full of black Mexican lesbians wearing rainbow flags in each car and ten different personal self insert stories in each one of them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most modern LGBT types tend to be giant, giant narcissists.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most every single fricking damn thing that camp does, says, eats, and breathes must be on the level of
      >Shock the parents!
      They must do something SHOCKING and wait for someone to be offended so they can get to work defending their shock thing and calling out the chuds for being evil bigots. Then get back to work trying to push buttons as if everyone on earth is their evil churchy conservatives parents they need to shock and appall over and over again

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The relatively normal ones don't get hired.

      What is a worse insult directed towards lesbians?

      Transphobic.

      [...]

      I feel bad for you anon. You've been listening to giant bigots.

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    White people ruin things. We’ve been known this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How bad was this comic that even modern day Marvel editors cancelled it ? It seemed to hit all the LGBT+ points and all. Was the brother/sister incest thing that got it cancelled?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the people it was created to pander to felt insulted by it.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    DC was peddling LGBT+ shit back in the 1990s. It's accumulative. Shouda told them back then to knoc4k it off, but back then, Sandman was hot shit.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The suits are like, "This will make the younger people love our comic."

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another one of these fricking threads

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Comic name?

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't dyke a slur?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reclamation, like queer, homosexual, and homie

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just what i like, dumb homosexual shit in my comics

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > 467 posts and 57 image replies omitted.

    good lord

    also her shirt should say Dyke To Watch Out For

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual literal openly admitting trannies itt. This board really is Cinemaphilemblr.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Duh. I dunno what are they still doing here. I guess the freedom to shitpost triumphs over the occasional insult.

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