>You are on this council… but we do not grant you the rank of master.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master.
>You are on this council… but we do not grant you the rank of master.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>This is outrageous, it's unfair. How can you be on the council and not have the rank of master?
>Anakin asked calmly.
>I bet it reminds you of the cotton fields, doesn't it?
>As an early-20s Jedi Knight who'd only been promoted from Padawan a couple years prior, my situation is already unique. To be offered a Council position at my age is unprecedented. Although you have neglected to give me the position of Master, this Council seat is still something a Jedi my age could never even fathom having. I thank you, Master Windu, for this gracious gift. I will endeavor to further the cause of the Light Side amongst you wise gentlemen and hope that one day you will elevate me to the position of Master on my own merits. Have a pleasant day, and may the Force be with you.
He was mad because he thought being a master would give him access to read about how to stop death.
This is a ongoing theme going back to him as a child and telling Qui Gon that nobody can kill a jedi.
Why was he on the council at all? I haven't seen this movie since I was 9.
>Why was he on the council at all?
because it's a children's movie about a little boy who's the most special little boy of all
Ah yes, the old gary stu trope children's fairytale where the hero's mother gets raped and killed and he in return genocides the perpetrators, setting him on a downwards spiral that will end with him murdering children, killing his pregnant wife, getting horribly disfigured and having to spend the rest of his life in agony and considered the most hated person in the galaxy.
I never said it was a good children's story, prequelnagger.
>Ah yes, the old gary stu trope children's fairytale where the hero's mother gets raped and killed and he in return genocides the perpetrators, setting him on a downwards spiral that will end with him murdering children, killing his pregnant wife, getting horribly disfigured and having to spend the rest of his life in agony and considered the most hated person in the galaxy.
I thought Palpatine traded in some of his political capital to get him placed there.
Yeah it's pretty much just the chancellor wanting a voice on the council and someone to report back to him. The Jedi go along with it to appease him and because they think Anakin can also spy on Palpatine for them. They're both using him.
Palpatine requested it/manipulated things to get him on the council, and the Jedi decided to use his and Anakins closeness as a means to spy on Palpatine.
Being the Sith master that he was, Palpatine hid his true identity and power from the Jedi, so he was able to manipulate Anakin further away from the light side right under the councils noses.
>a council full of the absolute best jedi
>not one of them suspects this asshole is a sith lord
the jedi were kind of stupid, i mean he was right fucking there, could they not sense anything? obi-wan felt an entire planet die from lightyears away.
>not one of them suspects this asshole is a sith lord
they did
then why didn't the confront him with more guys
he is a sith lord they should have come loaded for bear not just a few good men.
>then why didn't the confront him with more guys
their best men were spread across the galaxy, Windu knew it was now or never, it was reaching boiling point
They didn't know if the Sith Lord was him, Mas Amedda, or that bald chick, or someone else entirely. And they wouldn't just assert that they all had to die, it would have looked, exactly as Palpatine wanted it to, like the Jedi were seizing power.
He was clouding their visions
>the jedi were kind of stupid, i mean he was right fucking there, could they not sense anything? obi-wan felt an entire planet die from lightyears away.
In the prequel trilogy Sheev never once uses force powers until he is attacked by the Mace Windu hit squad, nothing he does ever feels "off" to the Jedi, its all normal skulduggery which is Sheev's strongest attribute. On top of that usually Sith in the Star Wars universe learn to avoid simple detection by such clumsy detection through the force. On top of this they have Count Dooku overtly being a Sith Lord on the side of the Confederates so they assumed he was the Master Sithlord and that Maul was his apprentice.
He was so committed to the act that he let Obi and Anni crash land the ship he was in.
The jedi were also old, stagnant, dogmatic, and complacent, and had a sudden war that BTFO most of their members.
You would have been fooled too.
T-thanks… y-you too.
What if they made Anakin as master?
still would've killed them all maybe even sooner, their stubbornness on love wouldn't
change
Ki Adi Mundi is having sex and is on the Council
>Ki Adi Mundi is having sex and is on the Council
affirmative action exists in a galaxy far far away
That's because the Jedi are degenerates who endorse ONLY casual sex, they literally don't care as long as you don't fall in love.
>I'm honored to be on the council
simple
What?
I wouldn't get mad in the first place.
Just because the chancellor likes you doesn't mean you should be made a master.
I grant myself the rank of master...within my own domain
nagger
MORE TIME
we need more time here, Anakinbros
I wouldn't respond, I'd listen to what they have to say, which nobody did.
>Anakin, you've been having sex with the Senator?
>You are now a threat to the Force
>You are a wound in the Force
>You are a cancer in the Force
All he had to say was he didnt love her. It worked for that one Jedi master that was a spiritual nagger.
>I understand this is incredibly unorthodox and against the will of the council.
>Regardless, I am humbled and very appreciative to sit amongst the masters
>I feel honored to have this unique opportunity to learn from you all.
*sits down quietly*
Alright I'm going to rewatch the PT this weekend.
I defend them because it gets more (You)s but time to put my money where my mouth is.
By which I mean my mother's money, because I'll be using her Disney+ account.
ROTS is the best one, definitely. The script is infantile at parts, but the general gist of it all is good.
ROTS chads, we just keep winning.
Hell yeah
They're not good films by any metric, but they are easy to watch and there are moments of charm along with some good music. TPM can be boring at times, certainly during the Tatooine scenes with Schmi and all that shit. Schmi is the least interesting character in the trilogy.
They're good fun.
AOTC is my favorite on rewatch because it's so light and hectic
>it's fun
>it's "easy to watch"
prequelfags have the mentality of 8 year olds
Explain how that is the mentality of an 8 year old.
I need to explain why not looking for anything more in a story besides "he swing da lightsaber" is a child's mindset?
There's plenty to reward watchers in the movies. But at the surface AOTC is a simple and fast movie. You have the mystery, with obiwan at the helm. You have the love story. You have the great battle and war breaking out. Its good fun.
If one decides to look deeper we have great use of color to tie different locales together. Blues and reds dominate.
As an overarching theme, we have recurring images of birth and creation.
There's overtly freudian sexual imagery on the colosseum set piece. Every character needs to fight a beast representing their sexual persona etc etc. , there's a balustrade decorated with vaginas, all very fun stuff, but not necessary for enjoyment for this children's movie.
Sound design also knocks it out of the park, fully digital and an innovation in lucas arts at the time
I mean, going by the docus this movie was a first in many many ways, speaking about filmmaking etc
What more do you want nagger
What?
>cheers senpai
Where does all the trash in Coruscant go? Is there a trash planet?
>What was Palpatine's trash policy?
I still hate how the prequels made Obi-Wan's desert robes the official Jedi uniform.
>s the official Jedi uniform.
Only for the clone wars era
Since they are basically space monks/samurai I think simple robes makes sense as a default uniform, but it’s also clear they are allowed some individuality for outfits.
Under the cloak their robes were heavily inspired by samurai robes. That was going to be set in stone no matter what, and I can't believe retards are still complaining about this decades later
yeah, prequels did that
>I thank you for the honor of being on the council and understand I haven’t earned the title of Master simply due to my Padawan not being officially knighted as due to our traditions.
Say nothing and take your seat.
Why did they get Mace to deliver the news? He’s too abrasive and combative. They should have had Yoda or the penis-head guy tell Anakin, then he wouldn’t have gotten so mad.
I think a better question is why was the bald manlet black and the man who is literally a giant penis white.
>tfw it's over
Shouldn't it be the other way around? Being on the council is the status that would require hindsight, political knowledge, wisdom and so on, being a Master is just about how good you are at using the force.
Palpatine wanted Anakin in the council so he could spy on the council. The Council agreed so they could spy on Anakin.
No so they could spy on the Chancellor. They thought they were being clever.
So why not just grant him the rank of Master too? It's by far the more insignificant status and the one he actually does kinda deserve.
Technically speaking he was worthy of the title. One of the conditions to being declared a master was teaching a Padawan to the point where they are knighted, and they did declare the whole framing and nearly being executed would count as Ahsoka’s knight trial and she would have been knighted had she stayed.
She quit when they tried to knight her and say "lol our we tried to have you killed. Were it sorry. This was totally your trail and the will of the force and not our fuck up."
She saw them as illegitimate frauds more concerned about their image and political expediency than actually making decisions based on the Force and their religion.
So technically no, he never raised a Padawan to a knight.
No.
*starts killing random younglings* What now, huh?
Then they can't have "Master only" meetings where they talk about him behind his back
Big thing was anakin wanted the "masters only" dark magic section of the library and he was just denied it big time
Plus the humiliation of being the first guy on the council without master status
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Mean knowing you could take all those old guys in a 1v1 and still they look down on you must feel shit
lil nigga needed to learn some humility
Nothing wrong with being a frontrunner
Anakin was fucking jacked dude. He was sick. Best pilot. Amazing mechanic. Best duelist. Amazing force attunement. Better senses than masters.
He fucking lived the code too, way more than many others. He truly and deeply cared about the jedi as an institution.
Dude deserved better imo. Fuck seniority
it's the classic west meets east problem of anakin being too individualistic and egotistical, while the council is too rigid and have their own engrained sense of superiority
they are both wrong in their own ways
the last samurai is unironically based for trying to tie the western and eastern ideologies together
Council agreed to spy on Palpatine*
Neither side were interested in making Anakin a Master - the Council because he was too wrathful, and Palpatine because he was just a pawn - but the Council knew Palpatine was sus they just couldn’t prove it, hence what they wanted Anakin to do.
Only Masters get all the hoes though
>You are on this feed... but we do not grant you the rank of Sneed
Force-punch his bollocks in front of the rest of the council.
>you are on the moderation team but we do not grant you the rank of compensated.
>I understand, Master Windu. I humbly accept. I shall strive to earn the title of "Master", and the respect of this storied Council.
Unironically if I was Windu and Anakin said that I’d strike him down then and there. Too out of character for Anakin, definitely an evil ploy of the Chancellor.
>Speech Check: [FAILED]
I need to level my CHR...
Why wouldnt I be mad at this weak ass nog trying to put me in my place? I would be furious
as you say master. i will listen and learn until you deem me worthy
Anakin was already stronger than everyone and they all knew it. it was 100% politics so need to play the kiss ass game
STFU YOU BLACK MONKEY nagger! CRUCIO! CRUCIO!!!!!
You're a funny guy Mace Window, I like you. That is why I'll kill you last.