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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most enjoyable Disney Wars flick by far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Once you've come to terms with the fact you're just going to get every single significant event in Han Solo's life taking place over two weeks (which is admittedly really fricking stupid and terrible) everything else is just gravy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The little dice were from his first girlfriend and then much later Luke Skywalker delivered those little dice to Leia for some fricking reason.
        >Hey Leia, here's some memorabilia from Han Solo's earlier love life before he married you. I'm going to go die now, k bye.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The train heist is kino. Everything else is okay at best.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rogue one mogs the shit out of solo wtf are you talking about

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually correct. Solo is the best Disney Star Wars film. It only flopped due to the backlash against The Last Jedi.

      No matter what corporate spin Kathy puts on it, The Last Jedi broke Star Wars and they still haven’t recovered. There are relatively simple ways to fix it but they seem to petty to do so

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was a lot of fun, generally inoffensive to the lore
      (minus maul) and donald glover was fantastic
      ffs if fans wern't so stupid about it the sequal would have been Lando

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally the only film I wanted them to continue with.
    frick disney.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >now we have cheap series
    You mean YOU have "cheap series". I haven't watched any nu-Wars garbage and never will. Enjoy your propaganda, cuck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who watches all this Nu franchise Disney globohomosexual garbage deserve all the misery they get

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    qi'ra is qute

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >boycott Solo to show disgust and convey that fans do not want Disney to make shitty unnecessary prequel backstories to every character
    >Disney: oh, I guess they must want them to be more shitty and more cheaply made/written

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't "boycott" Solo. I watched half of it online then got bored and turned it off.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you shut the frick up with the "Solo boycott" bullshit, please? It was the only new SW movie to not come out on schedule in December, and it was competing with fricking Infinity War and Deadpool 2. That's why it failed, and not because some onions fricks didn't watch out of moronic spite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry bro, it's just kinda dumb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was all three of those things you jackass.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally all who were screeching about boycott were greasy basement dwelling "hard-core fans"/TLJ haters with merely thousands of followers. No way you're gonna convince me those frickers had an even remotely close impact to that of the Infinity War. Even -10 mil from box office seems outlandish.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I could convince you by reminding you that TLJ had one of the biggest second weekend drops and the biggest movie to sequel drop EVER in the history of movies. Of course anything with "star wars" coming so soon after that franchise killing bomb was going to flop

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't convince me but that sounds reasonable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're moronic
          It's true there wasn't a "boycott," that's a straw man/tv meme.
          But it's blatantly obvious that TLJ massively harmed interest Star Wars. TFA contributed substantially as well, but TLJ was when everyone noticed. TLJ sucking is a huge reason why people didn't go see Solo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, of course dude. That's also a reason why the direct continuation of TLJ made over a billion again.
            I could only accept an explanation that people were just not very interested in another SW movie after not even a full half-a-year (as it's also a part of my view), but acting like the masses care that much about quality and reputation is kinda naive tbh.
            I may be moronic, but we're in this boat together.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A New Hope made $4 billion. Rise of Skywalker made the very LEAST of all 9 Skywalker Saga films.

              Literally most blockbusters top $1 billion these days. Despicable Me 3 made more than Rise of Skywalker. Episode 9 massively underperformed due to TLJ. That’s that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >That's also a reason why the direct continuation of TLJ made over a billion again.
              The Force Awakens made $2 billion. TLJ was on track for maybe $1.8 until people realized how terrible it was, and wound up at $1.3. TROS barely managed to limp over the $1B mark thanks to massive marketing from Disney and a lot of people who had seen the first two movies so of course they'd go see the last one.

              Disney had been planning to release Star Wars movies every year, MCU-style. TLJ absolutely torpedoed this plan. In order for people to be invested in and go see your side movies, you have to build a strong foundation. You have to reliably deliver a consistent experience to keep your brand strong.

              Of course, the side movies need to have a baseline level of competence also. To be clear: I'm not blaming ONLY The Last Jedi for Solo's failure. The biggest reason for the failure of Solo is the movie itself being terrible. What TLJ did was wake people up to realize you couldn't trust Star Wars to deliver. So instead of flocking to theaters for Solo, people listened the reviews and negative buzz first and responded accordingly (Rogue One otoh filled theaters despite being mediocre, because people trusted Star Wars far more at that point).

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We get cheap series because Disney know they can get away with it and turn in an even larger profit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My fave SW movie.
    Not joking.
    It's about a fun character getting into scrapes and hijinks and being way out of his depth and somehow managing to blag his way through it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >somehow

      Its called poor writing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Example?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Visually, Solo is the worst Star Wars film by far. All the filters are fricking awful.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot Emilia Clarke was in this one. I remember thinking the film was pretty decent if you can let go of Harrison Ford, which honestly you need to have a decent amount of imagination to be able to do. It might be a big ask for some people but I kinda find it fun

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    blue shit

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    deal with it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    grey shit

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I want Emilia Clarke to sit on my face

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brown shit
    I'm not saying the writing or acting (apart from Woody Harrelson) is good either. But usually with a Star Wars movie you can say at least it looked good, but Solo doesn't even look good.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Solo was even worse, good fricking riddance

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't boycott it, I just didn't watch it HAHAHAHAHA

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >you boicotted dog shit and now we have cow shit
    Lmao. Frick off

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't blame me homosexual I didn't cast the movie.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now people are even defending this bullshit? in time, the sequel trilogy will be beloved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now people are even defending this bullshit?
      No they aren't, it's shill bullshit nobody gives a shit, here's the source
      >https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=today%205-y&q=euphoria,mandalorian,loki,wandavision,%2Fg%2F11qpsdzw80

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it won’t.

      Kids now have The Mandalorian, Obi Wan Kenobi, the Ashoka show and others. They don’t need the Sequel Trilogy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just because I avoid eating shit doesn't mean I'm boycotting shit-eating. It's not a political statement.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, I don't watch movies with ugly protagonists

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cast an utterly charisma-less israelite as Han
    >cast a fricking homeless man as Lando
    lmao

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The red pill is that The Last Jedi is the best nu-wars movie.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I did not boycott it, I went to the theater and actually enjoyed it.

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