the guy from the country that is literally 1984 will tell you about the "horrors" of modern technology
when they will literally arrest you for having plastic knives in UK
>brother and his wife have Alexa >brother and his wife are addicted to phones and tech >I live on a farm inna woods >brother and his wife want to buy a black labrador puppy from me >first 4 months of puppy’s life I call it Alexa >puppy only answers to the name Alexa and it completely fricks up how brother and his wife talk in their own house >I have become black mirror
Remember when he wrote for comment is free and did Screen wipe and was funny and interesting and there was lots of funny and interesting comedy available on TV? So glad he now writes a hamfisted, sci-fi version of Tales of the Unexpected and does frick all else.
Anyone remember that leak like 6-7 years ago where most of CIAs spyware programs were released? The best one was how they could infect your phone or computer and then the infected device would emit low frequency soundwaves which infected other devices in its vicinity, which allowed the spyware/malware to spread to every nearby device that had a microphone even if they were disconnected from the internet
the guy from the country that is literally 1984 will tell you about the "horrors" of modern technology
when they will literally arrest you for having plastic knives in UK
fricking bongoloids
Thankfully we exist in the real world not daily mail headlines so we're OK
Now do people found guilty and imprisoned for putting up stickers that even the prosecutors themselves said were legal.
But Britain is lead by the right wing conservative party, therefore I support them unconditionally to own the libs.
What if your nan was downloaded into your smart telly and she watched your woif have sex with anuvva bloke?
Bloody mental innit?
lost out on so much wipe kino because of bm
Sirs...
>brother and his wife have Alexa
>brother and his wife are addicted to phones and tech
>I live on a farm inna woods
>brother and his wife want to buy a black labrador puppy from me
>first 4 months of puppy’s life I call it Alexa
>puppy only answers to the name Alexa and it completely fricks up how brother and his wife talk in their own house
>I have become black mirror
WOT IF YER IPAD RAN ON RED BULL
MENTAL INNIT
WOT IF COMPOOTAH USE YOU
METNAL INNIT?!
WOT IF YER MUM WAS AN APP?
FOOKIN MENTAL, INNIT?
WOT IF YER MOM WAS YAHOO ANSWERS
Take that back Yahoo Answers was legit.
WOT IF UR MUM WERRE AN EMAIL ROIGHT.... AND U DELETED ER?? BE BANG AWT OF ORDA INNIT
WOT IF INSTEAD OF ASKING JEEVES, JEEVES ASKED YOU???
Remember when he wrote for comment is free and did Screen wipe and was funny and interesting and there was lots of funny and interesting comedy available on TV? So glad he now writes a hamfisted, sci-fi version of Tales of the Unexpected and does frick all else.
Anyone remember that leak like 6-7 years ago where most of CIAs spyware programs were released? The best one was how they could infect your phone or computer and then the infected device would emit low frequency soundwaves which infected other devices in its vicinity, which allowed the spyware/malware to spread to every nearby device that had a microphone even if they were disconnected from the internet
mental innit
WOT IF YER MUM WAS A TORRENT
AND YOU SEEDED HER
>Mmm a dream come true dere'
WOT IF YER FRIEND WAS A GAY ROBOT
ALRIGHT GO ON THEN
WOT IF YER MUM WAS A BITCOIN MINER
AND SHE GOT BLACK LUNG
Lmaoooooooooo. Pee came out blud.
Bang out of order m8
I should've said "Block Lung" instead
WOT IF YA WILLY WAS WIFI?
>ywn have screenwipe era charlie back
He actually wrote for that garbage 11'o Clock show.
>what if ye video game was actually real and every bloke ye killed was dead for reals?
>mental innit
WOT IF A COMPUTA COULD SUCK YOU OFF, FOCKING MENTAL
WOT IF THEY PUT YOUR DAD ON THE BLOCKCHAIN?
WOT IF YER FISH N CHIPS WAS A FLASHDRIVE
FOOKIN M E N T A L
WOT IF FACEBOOK WAS YER MILKMAN
UNBELIEVABLE INNIT
>What if, right? What if... your telly could talk, but it was a racist.
>what if a racist man was talking on the telly?!?
WOT IF YER NAAN WAS YER NAN
OI OI SO WOT IF U ASK DA COMPOOTAH TO ORDER NAAN BREAD, BUT IT THINKS ORDER YER NAN DEAD! MENTAL INNIT.
OI M8 WOT IF POORS WERE ACCEPTED TO OXBRIDGE BASED ON THEIR REDDIT KARMA?
ROIT LAUGH INNIT?
WOT IF GCSES WERE GRADED BY HOW MANY UPVOTES YOURE ANSWERS GOT
WOT IF YER TELLY HAD A LICENSE FOR YOU
wot if ur nan was an non-fungible token