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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    XXX starring Vin Diesel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick that scene where they cut the guys achilles while theyre hanging has never left me that movie fricking kicks butt x8sss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i live for this shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is a great action flick I wish was discussed here more.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Africa Addio

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amadeus

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is their problem?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its the natural state of asians without european contact.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      British obviously homosexual explorer sexually abused the whole island chain in the 1800s, now they don't want anyone to come close to them.
      >Portman continued to take photographs of the Andamanese in Port Blair until the end of his stay in the island, documenting information about their anthropological details, showing a marked interest in measuring the penises of the Andamanese.[6][7] A significant portion of his photography involved posing the Andamanese in mock-Greek homoerotic compositions. Portman repeatedly praised the male Andamanese body, writing that "many of the men are very good-looking; as they have none of the thick lips, high cheekbones, and flat noses of the Black type; though the women are rather of the Hottentot Venus order of beauty".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >though the women are rather of the Hottentot Venus order of beauty
        BRB going to colonize some sentinalese women

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hubba hubba

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I’m gonna throw up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What is the fancy academic word for this kind of gigantic ass?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              gluteus dumptruckimus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is records of hostility in the Andamans way before this tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Abuse an entire island to the point they will kill any visitor who touches their shores until the end of time
        Absolute mad lad. Blokes back then actually LIVED.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All bongs deserve a fate worse than death. I will burn their little hobbly-dobbly-upon-east-glenburrybuck villages to ash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          based and /thread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the based department will see you now, king

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine and island of pajeets cut off from modern civilization for over 100 years. That's their problem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're not pajeets though, they're something like Australian abbos.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The island is part of India and has been since England stopped ruling the world.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they're not abbos
          they're related to the people of south india and northern sri lanka
          genetically they're closer to paupa new guineans than abos

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Australian abbos are pajeets with 40,000 years of ignorance and no fun culture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lack of quality pussy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're bushBlack folk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Got my ribs on that one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The elites of xx generations ago condemned them to a fate worse than death. They exiled their entire bloodline under the guise of a strict no-contact society. Perfect cover. Except their happy there. They know the truth. Rather be cast off from society then culled in the mindless rat race. Finally peace.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      melanin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They really like peace and quiet (and hate white people)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wow they’re just like me

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pink Flamingos

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    donald duck in mathemagic land

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this. It would blow their fricking minds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this. It would blow their fricking minds.

      Wouldn't Cloverfield be more believable, with the first person view and all that?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Predator. Just to really frick with them for the rest of eternity. They’d think that shit was real and they’d be hiding from the predator for the rest of their lives

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      very based anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you fricking idiot, the Pred dies at the end. They'd fear Arnie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No you fricking idiot, the Pred dies at the end. They'd fear Arnie

      Hire chinks to cut a CGI Pred win ending, tell them it's a documentary and that you're installing CCTV around the village and jungle 'for their protection'. Sporadically mount and point arduino speakers with PIR high up in the treeline to trigger Pred SFX. Enjoy some of the best budget reality TV to ever exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so obsessed with killing them? Like every thread there's a bunch of people going "imagine showing up with your buddies and a couple of assault rifles!"
    Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this imageboard home to maladjusted degenerates and sociopaths
      Gee, I wonder.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically jealousy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anglo genetics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They reject our culture, I reject their existence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >our culture
        t.amerigolem
        not everyone wants to be a pawn of globo homosexual like you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have no culture, consumerist Black person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the rare opportunity to force diversity and cultural enrichment on nonwhites, it's usually always the other way around.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, nonwhites havent been forced to accept white culture over the past 100 years, the type of thing you call "globohomo", definitely not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Globohomosexual isn't White, it's israeli.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would be pretty funny reading about Indian navy helicopters opening up on a bunch of moronic white Cinemaphileners.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When I was in India I met a dude who claimed that ultra rich pajeets made yearly trips to hunt the Sentinalese for sport. Probably bullshit but I love the idea of an irl Most Dangerous Game.

      Heh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anons feel emasculated by the fact that these island tribals have everything they want, girls, food, land, purpose, community etc and it threatens their ego that some backwards people have it better than them so they fantasie about being a warrior and taking their land.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moderns can't stand the fact that hunter-gatherers are happier than them, thats the whole point of imperialism

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What do you know about it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some christgays are anally upset about the fact that they killed and ate a missionary who came to talk to them about our lord jesus christ (after being told by everybody to not try to do that).

      I admire the Sentinelese. They are better than us. You know why? Because they reject foreign cultures and kill everyone that tries to change their way of life. That is the sign of superior intellect.

      Anyway to answer the OP I'd probably show them some 90's music video so they can start a whole religion around Scatman John.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because they're known to slay anyone foreign who comes onto their land. Killing innocent people only looking to make a connection.

      So if you & your buddies roll up in armour that'll block said arrows, & enough firepower, you'll feel like god against the savages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >entire experience with outsiders is negative, just outsiders coming to murder and rob you with nightmarish eldritch weaponry
        >islanders naturally assume everyone outside of the island is a threat because they don't speak their language
        its pretty understandable

        you have to go back

        I don't know what you mean by this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >sympathizing with savages
          The frick is wrong with people?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >savages...LE BAD!
            Because?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >because they're known to slay anyone foreign who comes onto their land.
        sounds based to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Someone's jealous they don't have to pay taxes or work a gorillion hours at McDonald's just to maintain their studio apartment.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would anyone be jealous of being part of an ignorant, isolated tribe? What benefit is there?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Micro
              >Clearly visible to the naked eye

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Why would anyone be jealous of being part of an ignorant, isolated tribe? What benefit is there?
              People aren't chopping their genitalia off and changing their pronouns

              >im-fricking-plying you gays have ever lived in nature or would actually want to if given the chance

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've lived in very rural areas surrounded by woods
                Giving up urban life doesn't mean giving up housing, tools, etc.
                Also, I'm not trying to romanticize these people or saying that a primitive life is the way to go. But you implied there are no benefits compared to our modern life and that isn't true.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough, anon. I should've made it clear that I agree on there being certain benefits to living in nature. I just hate the platitudes that follow these sorts of topics, always from people who've lived in civilization all their lives and take it for granted

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I live in rural Montana.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's not really the same thing as living the life of an isolated tribesman, anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Microplastics are all throughout the ocean and in fish. You think the Sentinelese are immune to them?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Good thing we've been breathing through plastic masks 24/7 for the past two years!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're made of plastic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The surgical disposable ones have all manner of polymers in them.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What does that do if you have one covering your face and you breathe?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You inhale them and they get into your lungs.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Why would anyone be jealous of being part of an ignorant, isolated tribe? What benefit is there?
            People aren't chopping their genitalia off and changing their pronouns

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >LIVING LIKE AN ANIMAL GOOD BECAUSE 0,01 OF POPULATION IS CUTTING THEIR DICKS
              moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The number of trannies is exaggerated but I was getting at the fact that most people are mentally ill in some capacity nowadays due to our sick society

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Happiness.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And why is it you think you'll have any more happiness there than you do here?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There are no taxes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                1 point for tribal people. The downside is that there are no taxes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have to go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's essentially "What if you could travel back in time with a machine gun" but literally right here on Earth right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's technically "my land", if I say it is; and take it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because they're obvious transphobes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They rejected Christ.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Umm based?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If we can exclude a group of people for any reason to just do whatever the hell they want, and/or just exist somewhere remote to no- or few- peoples knowledge, then by all conceivable logic there shouldn't be consequences in eliminating said group, because it would be like they never existed at all anyways.
      So in this case killing the islanders is just a freebie, and you can try out a new scope or some NVGs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get this mindset, I just think of them like some rare endangered animal species
        Which they are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If seeing nogs with bows and arrows playing badass like they stand a chance at anything doesn't trigger your instinctual need to subjugate you aren't white or white adjacent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just people trying to be funny, calm down homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because the Sentinelese are ignorant, arrogant, and hypocritical by every conceivable standard. They kill people who mean them no harm at all. If others applied that same standard to them, they'd be gone, except they've already demonstrated they actively *do* mean others harm. They're a fricking embarassment to humanity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're not the ones trespassing on other people's lands and trying to convert them to foreign religions

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Offering gifts and trying to learn their language and culture(such as it is) isn't trying to convert them to anything. They're too backwards and hostile to be suffered.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can't peacefully do that because anyone from outside the island will expose them to pathogens for which they have zero exposure/immunity. Contact with anyone from anywhere else in the world is deadly to them. Look up what happened to the Senintelese villagers some Europeans (I think they were British) took back to Europe a century or two ago.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You absolutely can do that. The guys who visited them last century went through a quarantine period just to be sure. Didn't stop them from shooting at them anyway.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I was referring to the missionary who specifically went there to infect them with his Semitic mind poison

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Frick him. I'm talking about anthropologists and such.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They're territorial animals, this is like expecting a mama bear not to attack you when you get too close to her cubs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ignorant, arrogant, and hypocritical by every conceivable standard
        /pol/...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have seen no proof that the interaction of races has led to anything positive. Every race despises each other and is always looking for new ways to exploit each other. Frick you for actually wanting to bring the Sentinelese into this nightmare culture.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I have seen no proof that the interaction of races has led to anything positive
          WMAF

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >his proof to the contrary is a couple used for racial cuckoldry
            Evil people humans are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They live the fricking dream, just frick and fish, they are free from ~~*experts*~~, why they must be free?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Empire Earth

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because wiggers cant help themselves and shit up other peoples lands then cry victim when (shockingly) they cant hold it in the long run
      >muh white genocide
      >muh global minority

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in India I met a dude who claimed that ultra rich pajeets made yearly trips to hunt the Sentinalese for sport. Probably bullshit but I love the idea of an irl Most Dangerous Game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, there are only a few hundred of them tops, and if it was something so casual as to be well known to the general public there would be zero left in a year.

      Obviously BS.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nah

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gods must be crazy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Koyaanisqatsi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only sensible answer.
      what's the point of showing them a movie with dialogue if they can't understand shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baraka, Samsara

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paddington

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Logistics (2012). If I can show them only one film, I want them have the most bang for their buck

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was gonna say Baraka but I’d rather go with mean girls.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cannibal Holocaust.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only shitty part about their lifestyle (apart from the lack of antibiotics and anesthesia) is that they can't make fire. Having to wait for lightning strikes is bullshit.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2001 or koyaanisqatsi

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're well aware of other humans
    they see the same planes and cloud trails the rest of us do
    whatever they're getting up to in that forest is likely extremely pernicious by our standards

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder what they think of passing ships and planes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        should 'introduce' a load of bears/lions/etc the rest of us are subject to and see how they get on lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Amateurs" is what they think. They got better shit in underground complexes.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zulu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same lmao

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how can one tribe be so based?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bit rude innit. Just turn him down.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >innit
        sun bingo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Just turn him down
        That's how you start a crusade

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Starting a crusade requires years of sandBlack person invasions into Europe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That has been happening

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Like a scene from the walking dead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're clearly trying to invade our minds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Wear an impenetrable suit of armor that protects against arrows
      >They can't do anything, but listen to you talk about Jesus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is good advice for every day living.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They speak English?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They'll figure it out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This leaves out a lot of the best parts.
      >it is illegal to go to the island for various reasons
      >he ignores this and hires a boat to take him there
      >the people on the boat tell him not to go
      >he still goes
      >he gets attacked instantly
      >he flees with some injuries, but decides to go back anyways
      >goes back and gets killed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        such is the life of a 'missionary'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All those fricking nogs want is to be left alone. They present no fricking harm to you. I'm glad they BTFO'd the christcuck.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they've had outside contact before, and what they were shown shocked the shit out of them, they warned off the camera crew and told them any further visitors would be killed. Image related, it was what they were shown

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My god!
          Why would we show such uncorrupted people the world's greatest horrors?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you think they ate him?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah would probably kill them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, his body was recovered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not according to Wikipedia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >christcucks

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tree of Life.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Bug's Life or Antz

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nightmare on Elm Street

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good choice. None of them would fall asleep afterwards and die from insomnia.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The gods must be crazy.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Conan the Barbarian. Not even kidding. They would probably totally dig it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apocalypto
    That‘s the perfect movie for them. A story they would understand that can be enjoyed despite not understanding the language

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Avatar 3D

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time 2021 ‧ Sci-fi/Action ‧ 2h 35m

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least we'll finally get to know what "That Shinji guy was a total homosexual" in their language means

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PREDATOR

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why not Passion of Christ? At least they'd learn not to trust certain people from watching it.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Birth of a Nation.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Transformers (2007)

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Zhivago, Brief Encounter, The Bridge on the River Kwai

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think it would be funny if a bunch of Cinemaphileers or redditors actually tried to invade the islands with their meme guns and get skewered, deservedly

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are these aboriginal/African cave painters or Northern European? Because the Black folk are literally not worth the time they’d probably eat me for witchcraft

    For the Nordics I’d show them brother bear

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, the rare good post on Cinemaphile
      namaste

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bionicle: Mask of Light

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is objectively the best answer, TAKUUUUUUA

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't these island Black folk arrested and thrown in jail for murder?
    Are we not subjects to the same rules and laws, implemented by worldwide and local governments, like say the UN or the EU, or various United States, depending on where you happen to live?
    If I dress in loincloth, pray to some sort of jungle deity and then kill people with bow and arrow am I suddenly not accountable? Am I free to do it again?
    Or what if I and 99 other people, heavily armed and armored go to said backwater island and just kill/enslave these skinny mongoloids, are there no consequences? Is it suddenly not ok to kill people on that island?
    Frick these islanders and most of of frick anyone who believes they should just be allowed to get away with their homosexualry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *of all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They have their own laws and we should respect that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever you say, Muhammed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are zog bots like this? Must every land be ruled by your masters?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The point you missed is that as the world is NOW, and with all the bullshit rules and bureaucracy people like you and I have to follow, why is it that someone can get literally fricking murdered and the global dickhead governments simply go "oh well, shouldn't have bothered then, I guess", but in the SAME so called civilized world I can be fined, thrown in jail, or murdered by the same fricking government simply for defending myself against someone who wished me harm, which includes, but is not limited to, the SAME fricking government.
        Suddenly there is no "minding one's business".

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its a wildlife preserve for nigs. All you need to do to not get killed is stay away

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tl:dr
            It's fine if you don't want to read my rant, but why answer complete nonsense?
            Ridiculous.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We live in a society, they don't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because anon as you live in a civilization you must obey it's rules, you were raised to know the legal systems and know murder is a thing that is wrong, these people aren't bound to the same laws as you as they weren't born into a civilised nation. The reason these tribals can murder people is because murder isn't a crime in their land, think about it your comparing the legal system of stone age people to international governments. If these tribes want to kill you for trespassing then they can and you can stop them if you wanted it's not illegal to defend yourself from murderous stone age people. These people have a different mindset to you and if tried for murder wouldn't be done because the concept of murder probably doesn't exist for them, yeah they understand killing but the criminality of it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What if you were born in a trailer and never went to school?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Even trailer park trash has a local sheriff that comes by to make sure they aren't stealing cable or cooking meth

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't matter, doesn't take a school education to understand the basic legal system. The only few exceptions could be to claim that your too moronic to know the law in which case you would then be locked up in a hospital.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            There are plenty of people who don't understand the criminality of killing unjustifiably, and those people are killed themselves or locked away.
            Which now that I think of it they (the islanders) kind of are...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >There are plenty of people who don't understand the criminality of killing unjustifiably
              These people don't make up the majority in society and are usually punished for their crimes.
              The tribal people are imprisoned due to geographical reasons and their society doesn't care about murder for non tribe members which separates them from us as murder is seen as morally and legally wrong in society no matter who is murdered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because you don’t exist an an independent entity, you’re part of the “body” that is western (or whatever) culture. And western culture is keeping the sentinelese as a pet, so if you frick with them they’ll frick with you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you go against the elite that make reality a nightmare instead of these literally who ooga booga bow guys that live on an island?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy Globalism Batman!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You condensed my point into it's most basic form, congratulations.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tbh I don't even think it should be illegal for the Sentinalese to kill you in your house. Getting there will be worked into their mythology as their equivalent of The Odyssey.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with you dude. Frick these people I say we go in there hard. Don't kill them just show up big dick style with all the good shit and say welcome to the world mother frickers, you can't hide in your room any more.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t they take down a chopper? You’d need more than a basic stab-proof Kevlar vest to take them down, you’d need a tank.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can take all your life savings and travel there right now, but you won’t cause you’re a pussy who’s all talk. All they have is bow and arrows, surely you could beat them yourself right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If aliens came down from the sky and said all of humanity was in violation of a galactic law that they knew nothing about and then proceeded to tell you they were going to vaporize the planet, would you say it was fair, moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >would you say it was fair
        Doesn't really matter what I'd say, does it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If aliens came down from the sky and said all of humanity was in violation of a galactic law that they knew nothing about and then proceeded to tell you they were going to vaporize the planet, would you say it was fair, moron.

          not the anon you were replying to btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which alien did we kill?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Some kid’s laser pointer fricked their extradimensional navigators up.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So vaporize the kid.
            We already have similar laws here, it would be no biggie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It was sodomy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is the law?
        How was it broken?
        Can we learn to do better?
        In case of the island monkeys it would be
        Murder.
        You murdered.
        Yes you can, bring us the responsible one, then we will teach you how you can do better in the future.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I assume the tribal people understand that killing someone is bad. Not really the same thing as us passively doing something to someone we don't know exist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          People invading their land aren’t really considered people at that point. They’re outside threats and it’s safer to eliminate them immediately then to try and find out if they’re there with good intentions. No matter how you feel anyone going in their shit deserves to die. Sorry that hurts some American delicate feelings.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Sorry that hurts some American delicate feelings.
            I'm sorry you think anyone with a different opinion than you must be American. I don't know why you'd superimpose your antipathy of Americans onto a subject like this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I assume the tribal people understand that killing someone is bad.
          Why would you assume that?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            "bad" might be the wrong word, but they certainly understand that they can riddle each other with arrows and that that makes them dead. They understand when they're doing this to someone. They are capable of actively making a decision to kill something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw some aliens are probably looking at us the same way we are at these tribals
        FRICK
        JUST LET US JOIN THE GALACTIC ALLIANCE, FRICK ISOLATIONISM
        I LOVE GALACTICISM

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think ayylmaos have their own blacks and israelites they had to deal with before ascending to become interstellar travelers or are they an earth only phenomena?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They're just regular israelites

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the very reason they should just be killed. It's the ultimate and final application of dying according to the standards by which you lived. In other words, if you have no problem killing people who aren't being hostile, then you should have no problem with others doing the same to you.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there footage from inside the island, a documentary?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Is there footage from inside the island that's illegal to enter and whose residents will literally murder you if you come within arrow range of it

      Unless Vagrant Holiday guy decides to make his final video ever, no.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vagrant Holiday guy
        Knowing him he’d even pull b***hes on the island.
        Imagine the opportunity it would present for complaining about capitalism.. bet he’d be salivating to have a go.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >streams it instead of recording
        >gets cannibalised live on twitch
        would be kino

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I were a NEET with too much time on my hands I'd unironically learn one of those rare tribal languages and become an interpreter for science teams. Just imagine: You get paid to hang around these people, ask them what they are doing all day and may even get a cute tribal gf.
    Plus, every gay can speak french or italian. The whistling/clicking language of the So and so tribe from Africa? Outside of the tribe itself maybe 10 people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is legit pretty interesting

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And people tell me speaking a language like that isn't something cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cute tribal gf
      here you go!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >intentionally looks up "tribal grandmother" on google

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why aren't these island Black folk arrested and thrown in jail for murder?
    >Are we not subjects to the same rules and laws, implemented by worldwide and local governments, like say the UN or the EU, or various United States, depending on where you happen to live?
    >If I dress in loincloth, pray to some sort of jungle deity and then kill people with bow and arrow am I suddenly not accountable? Am I free to do it again?
    >Or what if I and 99 other people, heavily armed and armored go to said backwater island and just kill/enslave these skinny mongoloids, are there no consequences? Is it suddenly not ok to kill people on that island?
    >Frick these islanders and most of of frick anyone who believes they should just be allowed to get away with their homosexualry.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Medieval Dead

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any pornographic movie , It would be funny to see their reactions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what reaction? They walk around naked.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i was thinking more of ultra attractive people angle

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think they'd find anything but ebony attractive tbh

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Now You See Me 2 (2016)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to say this. They're ethnically close to Pajeets, right? We can test if Indian weirdness is genetic or learned.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are better off not knowing

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Emoji.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 hours of 9/11 footage, see if they keep a straight face

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you slaughtered them all, could you claim the island as yours?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anything is yours as long as you can defend it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. The nearest national government would just claim it and say you were a monster as justification. The only reason they don't now is the relatively small size and the potential scientific info that can be gained. It is also a protected site. So the government can't blatantly slaughter them.
      Essentially you did the dirty work for them and they can take the prize without international PR backlash.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The island is formally Indian territory and entering it is a crime, so no. You'd wind up in a pajeet jail.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if I kept the women and children as slaves this way it's still inhabited by the tribe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          See the previous reply. Entering the island at all, for any reason whatsoever, is by itself a crime. Even if you do nothing there.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But if I never leave what will they do. They also cant enter it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              moron

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                T. Spearchucking pajeet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's not like they can go there and arrest you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      India has banned travel to the island and patrols it. You would probably get attacked by the pajeet navy shortly after takeover.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they ventured out after the tsunami to see if the island still even existed and were met with lads tossing spears at them lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SIR DO NOT APPROACH THE ISLAND
        DO NOT APPROACH
        ARE YOU MAD BLOODY BASTARD b***h

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    salò

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't they all pretty much die if modern people went there due to their lack of exposure to illnesses and thus lack of immunities?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. Birds transmit a lot of diseases, and they have the usual amount of migratory birbs.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie
    All I need is a youtube video

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Morbius. They will develop technology just to get to land and watch it a third (and fourth) time

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >show up on island wearing a suit of armor
    >fend off their sticks, stones and arrows without even trying
    >become their god

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zulu (1964)

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >One report byHeinrich Harrerdescribed a man as 1.6 metres (5ft 3in) tall, possibly because ofinsular dwarfism(the so-called "Island Effect"), nutrition, or simply genetic heritage. During a 2014 circumnavigation of their island, researchers put their height between 1.60 and 1.65m (5ft 3in and 5ft 5in)
    Literally an island of manlets. No wonder they are so aggressive.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like that on the thumbnail it always looks like the Somalian national basketball team.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Problem child 2

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    9. I think they’d bond with the soul puppets over fighting giant metal dragons.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Birth of a nation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ted K (2021)

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What else could it be?

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    End of the Spear

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    White nationalists ITT will cry about non-whites invading the west and then proceed to fantasize about invading these people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One way creates civilization, the other destroys it. Your point?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These specific people are living in their homeland and they’re not bothering you. so what gives you the right to bother them?

        What a stupid fricking argument. Whitey built the western world, so why aren’t you content with what you have?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what gives you the right to bother them?
          I don’t want to “”bother”” them, I want to HELP them by teaching them about the wonderful benefits and strength that comes from diversity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I can tell that you think you’re being clever. This is a rare case of a group of non-white people staying where they belong, and you want to frick it up by invading them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I applaud them for showing Whitey the door in Africa. It's their fricking nation. I anxiously await the day when they BTFO the chinks.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spy Kids so that they become terrified of Floop's Fooglies.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Passion of the Christ or Moonwalker, because i'm sure they somehow have heard of Christ & Jackson before

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gatacca

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t show them any movie at all. I would simply listen to them, which is what nobody did

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why won’t these racists let any immigrants on their island?

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t they shoot up some dude with arrows that wanted to teach them all about Jesus? I forgot what happened with that. Sounded like the dude had a death wish though

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >In early 1974, aNational Geographicfilm crew went to the island with a team of anthropologists (including Pandit), accompanied by armed police, to film a documentary,Man in Search of Man. They planned to spread the operation of gift-giving over three days and attempt to establish friendly contact. When the motorboat broke through the barrier reefs, the locals emerged from the jungle and shot arrows at it. The crew landed at a safe point on the coast and left gifts in the sand, including a miniature plastic car, some coconuts, a live pig, a doll, and aluminum cookware.The Sentinelese followed up by launching another volley of arrows, one of which struck the documentary director in his thigh. The man who wounded the director withdrew to the shade of a tree and laughed proudly while others speared and buried the pig and the doll. They left afterward, taking the coconuts and cookware.
    Heh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sometimes the Sentinelese waved and sometimes they turned their backs and assumed a "defecating" posture, which Pandit took as a sign of their not being welcome.
      Yup, definitely an island of pajeets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It makes me irrationally angry that the first reaction from these c**ts was to be aggressive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they were raped by a homosexual englishman i nthe 1800's. I'd be angry too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That Englishman sure was busy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't aggressive all the time.
        >Other gestures in response to contact parties, such as swaying of penises, have been noted.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They have every right to be

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So do we, then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, we do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s absurd. Good on them. I wish they had killed the lot of them. When arrogant Christians or people think they’re doing them a favor by making contact they deserve to die a slow, agonizing death. Especially after everyone knows not to go there. But they think the message of Christ is too important and get rekt. It makes me irrationally giddy every time they kill someone who invaded their shit. I’m also glad the family doesn’t get the body back and hopefully it’s eaten or desecrated in a very shameful way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ok gay

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Some alien movie so maybe they think it's real

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a clause in the Bible that says you automatically get into heaven if nobody ever told you about Jesus

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no such thing as international law

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Velvet

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quest for Fire

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't fair how they took our scrap steel metal from flotsam and ending up skipping the bronze and Iron age. They need to be exterminated before they become any more advanced or we'll never be able to stop them. Just do not under any circumstances fail this mission as then they'd have our modern firearms and electricity dear God!

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samsara

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Ron

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    King Kong (2005), comfy watchalong in the bushes.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they aren't real

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Little White Boy 4

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine showing up in some JinRoh armor with an MG42 and wiping out their entire civilization in seconds. Not before raping all of their women first of course.
    Could you imagine the overwhelming sense of dread they would feel the second they realized their pointy sticks and arrows were powerless?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How's middle school these days?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty good. Now, imagine showing up in some JinRoh armor with an MG42 and wiping out their entire civilization in seconds. Not before raping all of their women first of course.
        Could you imagine the overwhelming sense of dread they would feel the second they realized their pointy sticks and arrows were powerless?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN TRIBAL Black personINOS!!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek, and the two middleschoolers who replied

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the weebs have arrived.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why there is no documentary about them with some real footage?
    no one can send a small drone with a camera to the island?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why there is no documentary about them with some real footage?
      >no one can send a small drone with a camera to the island?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i mean realy tiny, fist-size, they won't notice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they wont notice the loud buzzing sound they've never heard before and will immediately investigate and ultimately destroy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you could track them with a bigger drone
            when they are not around certain places send there a small disguised drone with a camera

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              but i actually believe they aren't real
              like that old bigfoot video

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >but i actually believe they aren't real
                Why?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                all we have is some blurry pictures

                there is

                like that and couple of stories about killed missioners
                no anthropologists is willing to dedicate themselves to obtain a little footage of an actual ancient tribe?
                with all of the modern techology it shouldn't be hard

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So you think someone has made a conspiracy to convince people that there are isolated tribes in the world. Who would gain from that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't an isolated tribe try to shoot a helicopter down some years ago? There's also a policy of not interfering with them too much. As in, you're not supposed to wow them with technology

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there is

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Koyaanisqatsi and other similar movies have already been mentioned. But I'll give the sentinelese what they want: hardcore porn. Probably orgy gangbang stuff.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    apocalypse now

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the amount of shabosh goys ITT is truly astounding

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
    >captcha: 420XD

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I need is one tank and I can take the whole island

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that baked alaska

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None. They are literally smarter than dumb TV/Movie watchers.

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    99.999% of movies would be absolutely incomprehensible to them. So of course I'd show them Moonlight.

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mechanical Principles

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