you can take ONE (1) spell from the movies and use it in real life, what would you choose?

you can take ONE (1) spell from the movies and use it in real life, what would you choose?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imperio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread it's so fricking broken

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont get why Avada kedavra was always treated as the most dangerous of the 3 curses when you can literally make someone kill himself with imperio

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because you can shake off Imperio. Abooboo aba baba is instant and supposedly unblockable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread and I would imperio all magagays into the river

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why is there no more electricity and I can't go outside my house safely?
        Cute little liblib.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do people who are being imperio’d remember what happened to them? I’m just wondering if i could frick whoever i wanted with it with zero repecursions (the other person not even remembering it).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do people who are being imperio’d remember what happened to them
        they only remember it if the spell is broken by something as powerful as the curse (eg bode). other than that singular case they usually don't remember anything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man so i could literally have sex with anyone with no consequences at all, just tell them to take the after pill if i coom in them and they have no contraception. What a dream hentai thing Rowling came up with kek.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    avada kedavra and use it on myself

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bummer, dude 🙁

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It requires strong desire to kill someone to work, if you had that you'd be already dead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brutal.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just use a gun at that point? Isn't it literally the same thing?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    animagus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sus

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the spell that makes JK Rowling throw their whole legacy down the drain because their mind's broken by troons?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >their

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes and?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing wrong with that, Its correct usage.
        Are you a fricking troony or something

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jk is a woman, anon.
          sorry to have to inform you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nothing wrong with that, Its correct usage.
          Rowling is a woman you absolute moron, the correct pronoun is her because we know what her sex is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dilatio

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Either the memory erasing spell or the one where you literally just mind control someone.

        Bewomanus Neverius

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >invent polyjuice potion
      >act surprised when a significant portion of your fan base fantasizes about using it to become the opposite gender instead of a cat girl

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably that one teleporting one. That or the one that turns you into an animal.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alohomora

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just use thermite you dork

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMANUS TROONUS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only canon troon in the series still looks ugly and sounds like a man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>the only canon troon
        who ?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sirona Stillman

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >troony
            >named still man
            Bravo nolan

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Repairo... Then just set up a store that repairs shit. EZ money. If it works on computers even better.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Electronics arent really compatible with HP magic, but if you focus on mechanic repairs it should work. I imagine you could make a solid living on instantly repairing antique old clockworks and such.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is literally a duplication spell you can use to duplicate money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares about money? Also, you could go to a dump/scrapyard and repair cars and other expensive things.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"I would get the repair spell because it gives you EZ money"
          >If you want money there's actually a better spell for that!
          >"Who cares about money? Also, you could repair expensive things... for money..."

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stable career with an easy job that makes the community admire you
            Also duplicating money will just get you killed by IRS

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The IRS are the deatheaters of real life, huh. So all israelites would be Slytherin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yea but that's stealing

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Buying a house with $500k in cash but every bill has the same serial number
        Good plan if you want to go to prison. Hope you can duplicate lube.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think Reparo is the only spell that feels useful

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reparo to detransition people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys could unironically say "Reparo!" to trannies irl and they will get it

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in 200 years, aguamente

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    phallus engorgio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You think every wizard is packing that shmeat? Or do they vacillate between having a big or little one depending on their mood? Can witches just get a BBL or g cup tiddies on the fly? The people need to know!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can witches just get a BBL or g cup tiddies on the fly?
        It's hard to concentrate magic to just one spot on a body.

        Imperio cause that shit's busted as frick. Why avada kedabra someone if you csn just imperio "have a nice day now".
        If imperio is not available, then Engorgio (the permanently enlargening spell) and become a miracleworker that grants people bigger dicks, ass, breasts, etc.

        >Engorgio
        Only applies to whole beings. So you could make a whole person bigger like an Architect's Dream but not individual parts.

        But there are the rare people who are born with the ability to change their body and face at will, like Tonks in the original series. That's part of why she's in a ton of HP smut.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >like an Architect's Dream
          On second thought it would be a giantess fetishists dream, not an architects.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Filler injections already exists so everyone will know you're gay.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Find Warren Buffet
    >Use Imperio
    >Leaves me in his will

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >become a therapist
    >ask patient what their deepest traumatic memories are
    >oblivio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you forgot to mention the part where you rape them.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imperio cause that shit's busted as frick. Why avada kedabra someone if you csn just imperio "have a nice day now".
    If imperio is not available, then Engorgio (the permanently enlargening spell) and become a miracleworker that grants people bigger dicks, ass, breasts, etc.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    engorgio

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Need a magical language
    >Use pig latin
    lazyo writingo

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BWC spell

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want the time turner but since it´s not a spell and may not count i guess i could take either the teleportation spell or the animagus one.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >polymorph juice can turn you fully into a female, but you're still a man on the inside
    >the moment you stop taking it, you return to being a man, and both the transformation process and the return to your original appearance is usually grotesque
    What did rowling mean by this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So if you’re a man who has used the poly juice to turn into a woman and you’re mid coitus with a man and you transform back into a man do your bodies just fuse together? Like his dick was inside your vegana but suddenly your vegana doesn’t exist and what happens then do the two of cronenburg’s The Fly into one grotesque monstrosity that you have to cut it out of you and you both live the rest of your lives as sexless monsters?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, the dick would just get pushed out by the inverting bagina growing back into a benis. Takes "puffy vegana" to a whole new level.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ACCIO GIRLFRIEND

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crucio

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the one that lifts Hermeones skirt?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Harveyo Weinsteinio

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot if true her stuck on his big wiener

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hahah accio butt
      Hahah accio buuutttttt hahha

      "Goodness ron"
      Wingardium leviosa *on his wiener*
      Ohhh hahahha accio butt
      Haha accio butt

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Accio.

    It would be incredibly handy to be able to summon objects instantly.

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