YOU CAN'T HANDLE NO CAP
we don't talk like that boomer homosexual
fr bruh op acting sus af frfr
quit buggin bruh
You definitely do, you ugly, mop-headed, bi-racial fag.
you little homosexuals talk even gayer than that tbh
The only way you don’t talk like that is if niggas have stopped talking like that, don’t do anything but culturally skulk behind niggas like weird little creeps. Your one nonrenewable youth will never not have been spent treating niggas like the closest thing you have to god, an entire gen sabotaged by liberal media/tech intentionally signal-boosting the absolute worst influence our culture has ever seen and kids take it all to the face because social media brain development has purposely given them such an awful fear of missing out that they’d hurt themselves just to feel connected to others. Can’t imagine not jumping from the left side if you’re white but especially for zoomers and maybe even most of all for the white girls but they’re just so beaten down.
Can we do a vibe check on this person?
you sound sussy
>we like, don't, like talk like that, like, boomer homosexual, like
Thats like, a millennial thing
this doesn't even make any sense. do you retards not know any other zoomer slang? at least learn how to utilize the same 3 terms that you post nonstop
this dude be speaking mad facts frfr doe no cap
It does make sense, but usually it doesn't when they say shit like "finna gonna bussin frfr".
I've never seen anyone use "finna" except for ESL gypsy retards on Cinemaphile who probably look like someone who shouldn't be making fun of other races.
all zoomer slang is basically stuff black people said 10 years ago. finna is is especially embarassing
no cap is from Twitch
cap refers to gold caps naggers put on their teeth
no cap = not fake
sure fr fr
i'm sorry to tell you that twitch has invented one word and its malding. everything else comes from black people
For fuck sake shut up.
The first urban dictionary entry for malding is a month older than twitch as a platform.
Fact check: False
It's Southern lingo.
>Yeen e'en got non' yet?
>Shit I'm finna get some right now
>except for ESL gypsy retards on Cinemaphile who probably look like someone who shouldn't be making fun of other races.
>at least learn how to utilize the same 3 terms that you post nonstop
I don't care enough to learn whatever gibberish teens are coming up with
Is this cringe or based? Don't know what other n-word lingo you retards use here. Any movies for this feel besides Problem Child 1 and 2?
>too pussy to say nagger
>thinking that zoomer slang make sense
Yes it does? No cap is basically emphatically stating the truthfulness of what you have said. The statement "you can't handle no cap" makes perfect sense.
Bruh frfr ongod you’re ackin sussy baka asf you gon ne get up ou her no cap
>at least learn how to utilize the same 3 terms that you post nonstop
this is awfully sus on god doe
No Cap means No lies, so not handleing the truth makes sense. Maybe you is gettin old, grams frfr
No cap pham
this post hella sus ngl no slap n no cap fr fr,
edit: sheesh this blew up check out my mixtape
this tiktok is mad sus tho
ngl tho he lowkey be spittin fax tho like frfr tho
go off senpai frfr and i said hm i hate it here
fr fr deadass op mad sus bro on god
This is actually how they talk though I was watching some zoomers on YouTube for 2k tips and they say no cap incessantly
It makes sense, you're just dumb
bussin no cap fr fr hmu
Shieet no cap
fr fr stop sussin no cap
bruh your bait is mid tho. get real senpai
zoomers expect us to learn their gay slang instead of just make fun of it
When a simp walks into a room, he brings his whole vibe with him. He has a million reasons for being cringe. Just ask him. If you listen, he’ll tell you how he got sus. How he forgot where he was balling - then, he woke up. If you listen, he’ll tell you about the time he thought he had drip and dreamt of being a chad. And then he’ll smile, no cap, content that he realized the squad isn’t gang. We’re based because we want so much more. We’re cringe because we get these things and wish for what we had.
don ur buggin fr, ur scaring the bitches
lucky strike is bussin. everyone else is mid
fr fr that right there changed me, call god
This movie is so entertaining and emotional, yet the whole plot is retarded as fuck. Courtroom dramas sure are special.
get tf ova here and start sussin my bussin fr fr
posting inna bussin thread frfr
but what 'cap' actually means
it's tranny slang that naggers like to use, just lie the "sips tea" thing
>"Morbin' time is a Reddit meme"
>"Nah that's cap, it's from Twitter"
naggers get gold teef when they get rich cuz it's Ballin. Fake ass niggaz just get gold caps. No cap means the whole tooth is gold and it's not fake. So No Cap is basically the sam as for real.
The towers don't wiggle wiggle, they fold
>we gun kill dem mufuckas, on god son
>fr fr el presidente, i feel ya
>no the situation actually is extremely bussin, it was me pham fr no cap
Fampai Either Die Bussin, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Sussy Baka On Jah
I'm 40. I play a cooperative objective based fps with a bunch of zoomies. They literally talk like this.
Cried laughing to this
Based Bill from L4D
how did this meme start
I don't get sheesh how is that zoomer/bussin type slang?
There was a trend where they do pic related and yell SHEEEEEEEEESH when they're surprised or excited by something.
I want to kill these people.
This whole thing is so damn cringe just look at it. Thank god I graduated over a decade ago. Can’t imagine the zoomers who don’t partake in this and think this shit is gay, they must be seen as outcast weirdos
>Can’t imagine the zoomers who don’t partake in this and think this shit is gay
I can't imagine either. You wanna know why? Because those people you speak of do not exist. Everyone born after 1990 is a fucking retard homosexual cocksucker and they all deserve death.
>t. Gen Xer
It's your generation that enables and coddles these people. Remember that.
>Everyone born after 1990 is a fucking retard homosexual
You mean after 94
Not everyone between 90-94 is a stupid homosexual. Take me for example
I know what I said.
>Take me for example
I’ve actually beaten some zoomers up. Have you you freak?
Proof and I shall kneel.
Silence and I shall continue bullying you.
Few years ago me and my zoomer cousin beat the shit out of a couple zoomers. Got some real good stomps to the face in.
What have you done?
>me and my zoomer cousin beat the shit out of a couple zoomers
Friendly fire doesn't count, they probably hit each other with pillows to avoid hurting their feelings.
Can any zoomers confirm or deny. Is there a sizeable number of you that don’t have social media and/or don’t partake in these retarded tiktok dances.
What really makes me laugh is that supposed zoomer men/boys are doing this stuff and their mates don’t shame them for it.
Zoomer here, a good portion of the guys don't partake in this shit. The ones that do are extremely faggy.
dude on the left is the most bussin-type I've ever seen
Why are you so obsessed with zoomers?
frfr OP finna be obsessed n shit, sus ngl
Its fun to make of zoomers because they're pussiest generation
Just wait until Gen Alpha comes in
They talk like stupid naggers, don't understand how the world works and constantly do stupid shit for attention
cause it’s fascinating just how fucked they are culturally
Zoomers are like modern clowns, their silly hair and slang make me laugh.
Bruh I ain't even finna cap rn, this T. Rex do be lookin kinda sus doe
Lmao that shoop
Why does zoomer lingo sound so stupid? Did millennials have lingo that sounded as idiotic?
Milennials complaining about their mental health problems is just as cringy as zoomer slang, if not more because they're wet blankets about it.
Millennials adopted nagger speak but the nagger speak has evolved (devolved?)
Millennials would sound something like “yo that’s hella hot bro you know what I mean?”
I miss hella
Can't believe you've forgotten how cringe some millennial slang sounds, I'd class that as an epic fail
That's early 00s internet nerd lingo though
Millennials listened to whigger rappers like Eminem and started to popularize the slang and whigger culture in general. Not to mention they greatly contributed to the widespread use of abbreviations and internet slang.
Like as in the Whig political party from the early 19th century?
It was almost as bad. Just listen to how Jesse pinkman talks in brba. That’s basically millennials
>Just listen to how Jesse pinkman talks in brba.
This, basically a 1:1 of me and my pals in high school. Graduated '09
Reminder that Millennials talked like this
They are mostly normal. Also this is one of the most extreme examples
What generation started saying "like" all the time and ending every sentence like a question?
>google "like you know whatever simpsons episode"
>Episode aired May 19, 1996
Millennials are the generation that started saying "Literally" all the time
This was because of Fairly Oddparents albeit FOP always used the word correctly.
>he forgot yolo/swag
Over here we had "mean", which meant awesome. So you'd say something was mean. Honestly that's no different from "bussin"
For me it's wicked.
"That's wicked sick dude. Godzilla vs Kong was lit."
IM TELLIN YALL DEADASS NOT READY FO WHAT IM BOUT TO SAY FR
he bussin tho fr
perm looking DUMMY thiccc
looking drippy af fr no cap
Ayo this thread do be finna fire, tho. You feel me?
This shit lowkey slaps, deadass, no cap
Boomers be malding cuz this shit lit af frfr
Yall the same? Bruh moment
Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga
Yes, we are filming.
what does 'deadass' mean
what does 'yall the same?' and 'bruh moment' mean
what does "mood." mean
You ain't bussin, deadass
Like fr this whole thread is vibing I'm dead ass no cap
Preach my n word
"You can't handle my truth" that was the line you needed to write OP but you're too retarded to be witty
Op's line is funnier than that.
But it isn't because "You can't handle no lie" doesn't make sense while my line takes aim at the fact that for zoomers the truth has become subjective which is why the term "my truth" exists as opposed to the truth
but that doesnt make sense beccause you're retarded generalization is gay
You can't be autistic if you're trying to understand humor.
OP's is more memeworthy, but 686's is more accurate parody.
>What do you mean my shit slaps?
Ayo, dat gabagool do be str8 bussin frfr no cap
this isn't really zoomer. this is like 2011 - 2015.
noboy is wearing supreme or obey anymore.
Yeah...still cracks me up though.
You can't just claim Jack like that. A sin.
When I was a kid we'd say "that's tits" when something was good.
Now they say "bussin" i.e. a male's asshole is good? lmfao
NWO WCW days. Too sweet was good. The end.
>have a little zoomer brother
>whenever I see pictures of his friends and other zoomers online they all look like pic related
What the fuck happened?
Plastics and obesity
Microchimerism is real.
I wish we could slit the throat of everyone born 1996 or later
The world would be so much better
I think the world would be way better if we slaughtered everyone born before 1990 and raised this new gen ourselves.
FUCK boomers, my parents just got a second mortgage so they could "live it up" so I wont be getting shit when they die, and neither will their grandkids. Not only that the society they built is burning to the ground.
Yep, fuck boomers fellow zoomer
born in '91
Idek wtf I am, is that zoomer?
Zoomer is '96, but it depends on which generation you relate with more.
Idk, the generation I relate to the most would probably be Italian greasers from the early '40s.
damn me too
Zoomer is 1997+
So what's the fucking answer? Are we boomers or zoomers or hoomers or what?
We're Millennials you mong
>Zoomer is 1997
NOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING ZOOMIE
You know what you must do, get the broccoli haircut.
I was born in 97 but I am nearly bald on the top of my head
I was talking to another lad my age about zoomers, and we both agreed 97 is the cut off point, at least here in England, we have 0 connection to someone that's 18, we can barely understand them
I think generations change more slowly rather than there being an outright change though tbqh
>I was born in 97 but I am nearly bald on the top of my head
God damn I'm sorr-
>at least here in England
Oh GOD I'm sorry
stupid ass generation definitions
if you weren't a teenager when 9/11 happened you're a zoomer period
I’m born in 91 and I’m ashamed that you even had to ask this question
Just shut up homosexual
>You can’t grasp the true form of Giyagas’ attack
Fr fr on god no cap
What in God's unholy creation will the post-zoomer gen be like... if we stay on this same curve we're on
gen z isnt completely doomed. some are redpilled on trannies
19 million views
Oh my god this is just unfathomably based
>fun fact if I actually killed myself you can arrested for that
What is that little mentally ill freak blabbering about
>You want real talk?
>I think I'm finna get it fr fr.
>YOU CAN'T HANDLE REAL TALK FR NO CAP.
I don't know what anyone in this thread is saying.
why are boomers always straight sussin makin these threads fr fr no cap
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