>you don't even have a facebook page!

>you don't even have a facebook page!

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >n-no

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what did she see?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My massive cock, erect for a blonde haired druggie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My massive cock, erect for a blonde haired druggie

      her vagina must have been full of std you know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its why you just go for the mouth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >having unprotected sex with randos
        it's like you don't hook up anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She saw the original written ending that they disbanded, where Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow walks out from the poster in the wall and says "what the fuck are we doing here, mate?" and the movie ends there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it came to him.. in a dream.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still better than 'open to interpretation' gimmick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LIGMA JOHNSON

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The wall approaching

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BOC (big owl cock)

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This monologue is embarrassing and has aged incredibly badly. Twitter and facebook are for losers and retards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she's supposed to be a dumb girl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        caturday?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              meant for

              What movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take it as a time capsule. Twitter has always been for absolute gays but to this day it's still relevant because so many celebrities use it to express their idiotic ideas, like Musk who likes doing it so he even fucking bout that shit lol.
      Facebook still THE social media back then, but yeah nowadays there's a serious divide in age between it and Instagram, even bigger if you consider tiktok.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's supposed to be cringey youth take though, you think the director sympathizes with zoomers and marvel movies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The monologue is perfect because it made sense at the time and is weird now. Like the graduate and talking about a plastics factory.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Catman

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ribbit

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl at work asks if I have a snapchat
    >no
    >asks if I have a facebook
    >no
    >looks at me like I'm a weirdo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf girls ask for that? Never had the experience

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are a weirdo for not picking up on the fact she was making a move and you did nothing to help.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the correct response is
      >no, I have a phone number *wink*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd sniff her asshole and sprint outta there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>asks if I have a facebook
      age? it's usually snapchat and instagram

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretentiousness: the movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this movie. And I'm very pretentious. So you're probably right.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember over a decade ago a teacher of mine gave me a weird look after telling her I didn't have a FB page.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literal heroin chic

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tried to show this movie to a girl when she came to my place for netflix and chill
    >about halfway through the movie she said she really really wasnt enjoying it and wanted to watch something else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put on some dumb 90s chick flick

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb frogposter

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't even have a Tiktok!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when people unironically thought she was best Emma?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which is best Emma then? You fucking retardman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never been a contest really

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there was wars waged about this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          never been a contest really

          She was cast in a movie with a moron, I cant find it but its true god damnit. I used be a Roberts fan but shes sullied. Stone has Gosling and kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stone>watson>roberts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >watson above anyone
          You're not fooling anyone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            every emma roberts poster has femdom fetish

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, I'm the wrong person to ask. I don't actually know the man, I've heard his name mentioned in passing. I don't know, you'd have to know the particulars.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you only have two contacts in your phone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they're only dudes anyway 2 is as good as 2 million

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did this movie make her look like such a weird frog
    i mean moreso than usual

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this site is the only one I've ever used since I was an underageb& at school

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M ACTING!

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