"You ever wonder why we're here?"

"You ever wonder why we're here?"

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >The last few years of Rooster Teeth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      roosterteeth is an absolute shitshow, its like train crash i cant look away.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you wonder how much Burnie knew about all the fucked up shit behind the scenes, he literally cashed out at the perfect moment.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So much machinima. Lost and scattered to the wind. The zoomer will never get it.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why ARE we here?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >when it got into the “serious” plotlines
    dropped

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I remember I dropped off watching RvB for a while and then they put out some episodes on Xbox Live. It had no jokes, it was just a straight up action-drama and it really caught me by surprise. That was when I just completely dropped it and never looked back.

      roosterteeth is an absolute shitshow, its like train crash i cant look away.

      I'm surprised to learn it still exists.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah why the fuck did a silly comedy show become some le epic action bullshit. really bizarre

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        maybe burnie saw that shitty halo vs samus animation monty oum made and soiboi'd over it so hard he just had to hire him and shoehorn him in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda like the action stuff in halo 3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Red vs Blue is only good as a comedy.

          you're a gay and your opinion is wrong

          >Defending roosterteeth's writing
          Opinion discarded

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are a god damn idiot.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Go watch to your Minecraft videos kiddo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You'll understand that I'm right in 10 years.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In 10 years I'll understand that rooster teeth was funny and well written? Lmao definitely not

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, in 10 years you'll look back and understand that you're a god damn idiot.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Red vs Blue is only good as a comedy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're a gay and your opinion is wrong

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Reconstruction was their last grasp at kino. When they jump into REACH you can start smelling the stink of shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Finally a man with good taste

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the show stopped after shortly after h4 came out.there is no way anyone wanted to look at these awful character models....right?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I thought the show stopped after shortly after h4 came out
            Oh boy Anon don't look up modern RVB

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I dont even know what Im supposed to say.its complete garbage(just like 343 halo games).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        me too, anon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It died the moment they switched to Halo 3. The Halo 3 extra's were pretty good though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reconstruction was still fun. The next two, especially 8 when they hired Monty, were bad. 9 would have been great without the Freelancer plot.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >when they hired Monty
        Agree 100%. I remember finding that shit so abrupt when it first happened. I never found his fight choreography particularly impressive and his animation was always janky, including in his famous Samus/Master Chief animation. I get the guy was on a budget but maybe that's all the more reason not to work with him.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he designed fights like anime, no sense of physics or consequence just two blobs hitting each other for 10 minutes until the writer decides one wins.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This. What's weird is how well the action shit did. If you go to youtube, a ton of comments from the funny season are about how good post blood gulch seasons are. I could only bring myself to watch maybe half an hour of season 6. There were still a couple of funny jokes in there, but way too much plot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you, Season 6-8 were the peak

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically like freelancer and I'll die on this hill

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I liked how they made all the maps feel connected

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you, Season 6-8 were the peak

      Unironically like freelancer and I'll die on this hill

      the action scenes and freelancer plotline were what brought RvB away from being any other machinima outside of the better comedy writing. you can argue it didn't work but it was overall pretty good. should have ended at halo 3 though

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lmao, of course she's doing onlyfans
    Surprisingly she hasn't aged terribly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      its "liberating" aka shes an attention whore.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He won

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >guy who plays the retard ended up being the smartest one of the group and kept the company afloat
      Kino.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is he doing now?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not sure but I think he got bitcoin rich and just shitposts on twitter now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That pisses me off because the told me not to buy Bitcoin back in like 2011. I was in middle school so couldn't of anyway but it was $15 at the time

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >tell audience to do one thing
            >do complete opposite in private
            oldest trick in the book, and you got got

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not Ray

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that this guy got kicked out because he told Gavin to buy a gun. This was in response to a stalker fan of his whore wife broke into their house late at night and they hid in the closet. You can see his wifes tits and pussy online btw.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it was pic related.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Redpilled.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >made the most popular Machinima series next to Red vs Blue
      >poignant balance of drama and comedy, original ending is genuinely moving
      >always produced the show solo; never compromised his vision
      >hasn't given up his edgy old internet sense of fun, not afraid of saying moron to this day
      >money he gets in donos actually goes to the show
      >sued machinima for fucking everyone over
      >has worked on himself, is fitter than ever
      >never let women have a say in anything he created
      JonChads... We won.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        First three seasons were great, the rest is unwatchable tryhard bs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Brother

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I still say “cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck stupid” and “smoke my pole” to this day.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I still say “cock of duty 4 modern gay fuck stupid” and “smoke my pole” to this day.

        This show made me want recon armor so bad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Take me back bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This shit was so funny I think I may rewatch it soon

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't The Dead Pixel start to work with them and then he was outted as some sort of weirdo? I used to watch him when he did that news show in his Recon armor. Can't remember his real name

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he got catfished into sending someone a bunch of pictures and videos he had taken jerking off in the office and sodomizing himself in the office, so he quit the company before they fired him. He has a podcast now I think.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's rough. He had a good voice though so I understand why he'd want to continue doing radio-esque stuff.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Church, you ever wonder why we're here?
    >You know Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me, but after all that's happened you know what I've learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean - you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or a pervert, or a snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know it all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise people on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or because they're Blue, but because you know them. And you see them every single day. And you can't stand them, because they're a complete and total fucking douchebag.

    >I meant, why are we up here in the sun, when we could be standing down there in the shade.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RvB should've ended with season 8

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >barb became an onlyfans whore
    another piece of my childhood destroyed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ugly garden gnomeess why do you care

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        12 year old me had a crush on her when i started watching rooster teeth

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >12 year old you
          I finished high school in 2003 and bumped into the rooster teeth guys a few times (went to college in Texas). I ordered a DVD and a shirt from them, but money got tight and I sent them an email saying I had to cancel my order because I was broke as fuck and had to eat. Matt sent it to me anyway with a note saying college was tough and shat on me a bit over football. I still have the shirt.

          I'm almost 40 now, but it's interesting to compare things now to the way they were when I was younger.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's a story very common with old internet personalities in general. We went from a relatively niche, tight-knit cottage industry with people making weird, often edgy shit just for the sake of it to the sterile behemoth we have now. I don't begrudge anyone for making money when it's offered to them, it's just sad to see happen in real time.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              We didn't know how good we had it

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Lmao, of course she's doing onlyfans
    Surprisingly she hasn't aged terribly

    [...]
    >barb became an onlyfans whore
    another piece of my childhood destroyed

    ugly garden gnomeess why do you care

    Does she actually post anything worth looking into? She always held the most basic opinions on the podcast.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda fat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All her posts are softcore, like whats in the thread here

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aww damn

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    J U S T

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      geoff is a gay who gets pegged by his wife

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        what wife lmao

        [...]
        The duality of man.
        Didn't Griffon peace and leave their daughter at a bus station or airport or something?

        someone posted a pic of millie here a few years ago and she had dyed dyke hair and piercings and shit
        sad

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dyed hair and piercings are pretty tame man, where are you from?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            /pol/

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            on an adult I wouldnt blink, but seeing all that stuff on a kid makes me assume they've got issues

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            that's an old pic, millies actually pretty cool she's got her dads humor thank god, but her moms bpd no doubt

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              didn't griffin like leave her in the middle of nowhere and she called geoff crying?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                classic bpd the manic pixie dream girl is a nightmare in real life

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                classic bpd the manic pixie dream girl is a nightmare in real life

                Damn that's fucked up, is she remarried?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you can hear Geoff get the call and run out mid video

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What video? Haven't watched in years

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >16 years old
            thats a rough 16

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            ouch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      probably shouldn't have married that lesbian whore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Geoff never deserved any of this

        The duality of man.
        Didn't Griffon peace and leave their daughter at a bus station or airport or something?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Geoff never deserved any of this

        >tattooed degenerate faces the consequences of his lifetime of degeneracy
        it's hard to find too much sympathy here.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What's his degeneracy? Being a drunk?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            literally everybody who has tattoos is a degenerate. the average person with a tattoo is far more degenerate than a person without a tattoo. i don't know anything about his personal life, but i am 100% sure he is a bad person i wouldn't piss on if he were on fire.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I know a merchant marine who has a tattoo. But he is a degenerate sea dog used to life in strange ports. He was an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully built, and he advanced straight at you with a slight stoop of the shoulders, head forward, and a fixed from-under stare which made you think of a charging bull. His voice was deep, loud, and his manner displayed a kind of dogged self-assertion which had nothing aggressive in it. It seemed a necessity, and it was directed apparently as much at himself as at anybody else. He was spotlessly neat, apparelled in immaculate white from shoes to hat, and in the various Eastern ports where he got his living as ship-chandler’s water-clerk he was very popular.

              And he was a good friend

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                To the white men in the waterside business and to the captains of ships he was just Jim—nothing more. He had, of course, another name, but he was anxious that it should not be pronounced. His incognito, which had as many holes as a sieve, was not meant to hide a personality but a fact. When the fact broke through the incognito he would leave suddenly the seaport where he happened to be at the time and go to another—generally farther east. He kept to seaports because he was a seaman in exile from the sea, and had Ability in the abstract, which is good for no other work but that of a water-clerk. He retreated in good order towards the rising sun, and the fact followed him casually but inevitably. Thus in the course of years he was known successively in Bombay, in Calcutta, in Rangoon, in Penang, in Batavia—and in each of these halting-places was just Jim the water-clerk. Afterwards, when his keen perception of the Intolerable drove him away for good from seaports and white men, even into the virgin forest, the Malays of the jungle village, where he had elected to conceal his deplorable faculty, added a word to the monosyllable of his incognito. They called him Tuan Jim: as one might say—Lord Jim.

                Lord jim was a good friend

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                To the white men in the waterside business and to the captains of ships he was just Jim—nothing more. He had, of course, another name, but he was anxious that it should not be pronounced. His incognito, which had as many holes as a sieve, was not meant to hide a personality but a fact. When the fact broke through the incognito he would leave suddenly the seaport where he happened to be at the time and go to another—generally farther east. He kept to seaports because he was a seaman in exile from the sea, and had Ability in the abstract, which is good for no other work but that of a water-clerk. He retreated in good order towards the rising sun, and the fact followed him casually but inevitably. Thus in the course of years he was known successively in Bombay, in Calcutta, in Rangoon, in Penang, in Batavia—and in each of these halting-places was just Jim the water-clerk. Afterwards, when his keen perception of the Intolerable drove him away for good from seaports and white men, even into the virgin forest, the Malays of the jungle village, where he had elected to conceal his deplorable faculty, added a word to the monosyllable of his incognito. They called him Tuan Jim: as one might say—Lord Jim.

                Lord jim was a good friend

                Yeah that's what he sounds like instead of someone who just thinks they're ugly (most are). Sad zog brain

                [...]
                [...]
                Originally he came from a parsonage. Many commanders of fine merchant-ships come from these abodes of piety and peace. Jim’s father possessed such certain knowledge of the Unknowable as made for the righteousness of people in cottages without disturbing the ease of mind of those whom an unerring Providence enables to live in mansions. The little church on a hill had the mossy greyness of a rock seen through a ragged screen of leaves. It had stood there for centuries, but the trees around probably remembered the laying of the first stone. Below, the red front of the rectory gleamed with a warm tint in the midst of grass-plots, flower-beds, and fir-trees, with an orchard at the back, a paved stable-yard to the left, and the sloping glass of greenhouses tacked along a wall of bricks. The living had belonged to the family for generations; but Jim was one of five sons, and when after a course of light holiday literature his vocation for the sea had declared itself, he was sent at once to a ‘training-ship for officers of the mercantile marine.’

                Joseph conrad has successfully killed this awful thread and stopped the “zog tattoo” debate
                All hail

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Apocalypse now is better than heart of darkness

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And you are a contrarian on the internet. Apocalypse now is great however.

                This is quite possibly the most eloquent thread derailment I have seen in a long while.

                Only once in all that time he had again a glimpse of the earnestness in the anger of the sea. That truth is not so often made apparent as people might think. There are many shades in the danger of adventures and gales, and it is only now and then that there appears on the face of facts a sinister violence of intention—that indefinable something which forces it upon the mind and the heart of a man, that this complication of accidents or these elemental furies are coming at him with a purpose of malice, with a strength beyond control, with an unbridled cruelty that means to tear out of him his hope and his fear, the pain of his fatigue and his longing for rest: which means to smash, to destroy, to annihilate all he has seen, known, loved, enjoyed, or hated; all that is priceless and necessary—the sunshine, the memories, the future; which means to sweep the whole precious world utterly away from his sight by the simple and appalling act of taking his life.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                god no

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I understood that reference

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I knew there would be someone on tv that would lmfao
                There were only two other patients in the white men’s ward: the purser of a gunboat, who had broken his leg falling down a hatchway; and a kind of railway contractor from a neighbouring province, afflicted by some mysterious tropical disease, who held the doctor for an ass, and indulged in secret debaucheries of patent medicine which his Tamil servant used to smuggle in with unwearied devotion. They told each other the story of their lives, played cards a little, or, yawning and in pyjamas, lounged through the day in easy-chairs without saying a word. The hospital stood on a hill, and a gentle breeze entering through the windows, always flung wide open, brought into the bare room the softness of the sky, the languor of the earth, the bewitching breath of the Eastern waters. There were perfumes in it, suggestions of infinite repose, the gift of endless dreams. Jim looked every day over the thickets of gardens, beyond the roofs of the town, over the fronds of palms growing on the shore, at that roadstead which is a thoroughfare to the East,—at the roadstead dotted by garlanded islets, lighted by festal sunshine, its ships like toys, its brilliant activity resembling a holiday pageant, with the eternal serenity of the Eastern sky overhead and the smiling peace of the Eastern seas possessing the space as far as the horizon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine if the average post was written like this

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine if the average post was written like this
                >Imagine if your average post was written like one of the best works of literary fiction ever.
                that would be crazy man

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Shitting on bad writing and having higher standards for ourselves might be the only way to push back against bots and shills. Any shitposting needs to include the word moron or some other shibboleth, or else it's automatically suspect.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine if the average post was written like this
                >Imagine if your average post was written like one of the best works of literary fiction ever.
                that would be crazy man

                Yeah I feel like it would ESL-proof things

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >literally everybody who has tattoos is a degenerate
              Is this a zoomer thing? I don't like tattoos but you sound like a weirdo lmao. Touch grass is actual advice anon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                reactionary incels who let the mainstream control their opinions. if liberals thought tattoos were cringe overnight, they'd think they're LE BASED!!!!!!!!!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's what he sounds like instead of someone who just thinks they're ugly (most are). Sad zog brain

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on a quality of a tattoo then

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on a quality of a tattoo then

                To the white men in the waterside business and to the captains of ships he was just Jim—nothing more. He had, of course, another name, but he was anxious that it should not be pronounced. His incognito, which had as many holes as a sieve, was not meant to hide a personality but a fact. When the fact broke through the incognito he would leave suddenly the seaport where he happened to be at the time and go to another—generally farther east. He kept to seaports because he was a seaman in exile from the sea, and had Ability in the abstract, which is good for no other work but that of a water-clerk. He retreated in good order towards the rising sun, and the fact followed him casually but inevitably. Thus in the course of years he was known successively in Bombay, in Calcutta, in Rangoon, in Penang, in Batavia—and in each of these halting-places was just Jim the water-clerk. Afterwards, when his keen perception of the Intolerable drove him away for good from seaports and white men, even into the virgin forest, the Malays of the jungle village, where he had elected to conceal his deplorable faculty, added a word to the monosyllable of his incognito. They called him Tuan Jim: as one might say—Lord Jim.

                Lord jim was a good friend

                Originally he came from a parsonage. Many commanders of fine merchant-ships come from these abodes of piety and peace. Jim’s father possessed such certain knowledge of the Unknowable as made for the righteousness of people in cottages without disturbing the ease of mind of those whom an unerring Providence enables to live in mansions. The little church on a hill had the mossy greyness of a rock seen through a ragged screen of leaves. It had stood there for centuries, but the trees around probably remembered the laying of the first stone. Below, the red front of the rectory gleamed with a warm tint in the midst of grass-plots, flower-beds, and fir-trees, with an orchard at the back, a paved stable-yard to the left, and the sloping glass of greenhouses tacked along a wall of bricks. The living had belonged to the family for generations; but Jim was one of five sons, and when after a course of light holiday literature his vocation for the sea had declared itself, he was sent at once to a ‘training-ship for officers of the mercantile marine.’

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nah that's almost never the case. people always say they're "degenerate" which is just a useless buzzword they picked up from 4chan

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nah it’s a real word i’m pretty sure it’s always existed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >4chanmoron cant into reading comprehension
                it's been overused to the point of being a useless buzzword, just like the left using "nazi" for thing i don't like. the right calls anything they don't like "degenerate"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                nah it’s a real word i’m pretty sure it’s always existed

                Degenerate is anything that scares/pol/chuds. They keep into every thread

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I get the feeling it's a nonwhite thing. is it muslim doctrine? seems like the type of thing they'd whine about while assfucking an 8 year old boy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Can't deny that tattoos have become more mainstream in recent years
                Everyone has one now because everyone has one now
                How many people do you know who got a tattoo for themselves and it's not somewhere that other people can see it and how cool they are

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                After two years of training he went to sea, and entering the regions so well known to his imagination, found them strangely barren of adventure. He made many voyages. He knew the magic monotony of existence between sky and water: he had to bear the criticism of men, the exactions of the sea, and the prosaic severity of the daily task that gives bread—but whose only reward is in the perfect love of the work. This reward eluded him. Yet he could not go back, because there is nothing more enticing, disenchanting, and enslaving than the life at sea. Besides, his prospects were good. He was gentlemanly, steady, tractable, with a thorough knowledge of his duties; and in time, when yet very young, he became chief mate of a fine ship, without ever having been tested by those events of the sea that show in the light of day the inner worth of a man, the edge of his temper, and the fibre of his stuff; that reveal the quality of his resistance and the secret truth of his pretences, not only to others but also to himself.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This is quite possibly the most eloquent thread derailment I have seen in a long while.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                boring. i preferred the pedospammer. he's usually always around for RT threads.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >lmao. Touch grass is actual advice anon
                i advise you to commit suicide

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Tattoos and piercings are by far the number one red flag for women. No matter how small or minor. This is always correct.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Says man who has never been with a woman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Geoff never deserved any of this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck face is the only thing I can still watch of Roosterteeth because it's just Gavin and Geoff having fun.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        J U S T

        geoff is a gay who gets pegged by his wife

        probably shouldn't have married that lesbian whore

        What happened?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t follow the drama but I think if memory serves me right his druggy wife cucked him.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          his wife divorced him for some artist. she wanted to larp as a chainsaw artist or something. didn't help raising millie. millie grew up to resent geoff (though i think she grew out of that phase almost as fast as she got in it). all the while geoff was a drunk. he's been clean for a couple years now though. i know i'm missing some things

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >cries on stream about how hard things are for black people
      >apologizing over and over to the black girl who worked there
      Pretty sure she got let go because no one cared to watch her but we cant say that can we

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he did nothing wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wasnt he trying to fuck tweens? unlike kovic who just stuck things in his ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but Kovic also recorded himself fucking his wife and posted it all without telling her. However neither of them are as bad as him

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Kovic also recorded himself fucking his wife and posted it all without telling her
          dont think she cared

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why would someone need permission to film their own property?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Who dis?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            One of their VPs who was completley bts. Beat his wife and kids a bunch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ryan the Infidel guy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally whomst?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was wrong in Banging land whales instead of his qt wife. Also for being the least funny gay on AH

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they had a good run. nearly 5 years of good content before they collapsed in late 2019 (even longer if you want to extend back to their machinima days). that's a lot more than most group channels can say.

      post best funhaus videos

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I got a Red vs. Blue shirt with a quote on it in huge lettering and I never wore it out of embarrassment.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    miss these bros like you wouldn't believe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda nostalgic for 2016 and funneee men goofing around in comfy American sub-urban storm drains.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same with the creatures before 2015

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/c/CowChop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't really give a shit about james now learning he used some contract clause and took back a million dollars from the group before ditching cow chop at the end, gutting their last couple of video plans budgets and screwing everyone out of going away bonuses before cutting all contact. gay has just streamed GTA RP for 12 hours a day 6 days a week for years now.
      Glad Trevor and Jakob are doing alright with their Offcanny stuff.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        we don't entirely know what happened, but it did seem like he wanted his initial investment into CC back (and subsequently got it). which i do contend is a little weird. when you make a business investment, you're not guaranteed to get it back. and it did seem like working conditions did suck ass, gathering from various remarks from joe/trevor/jakob. but whatever, it's water under the bridge.

        >Glad Trevor and Jakob are doing alright with their Offcanny stuff.
        yeah they are fucking killing it. plus trevor is editing for OTK's youtube channel. i found it funny how i remember in mid 2018 trevor was doing twitch streams here and there, and he was deadset on getting into the video game industry (which he did), and pretty much hinted at never wanting to do video editing again. and now in 2022, he's back in it.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    degenerate faces the consequences of his lifetime of degeneracy
    >it's hard to find too much sympathy here.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Never funny never watched even when I was 13.
    The GOAT H3 machinimas were Hard Justice, Arby n Chief and Matchmaking.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The general sentiment i've found is that older viewers aka the guys from the Blood Gulch era who started early one with the show tend to say everything post the switch from Halo 2-3 is kinda shit not bad but certainly not the peak. Where as I find the people who only discovered RvB around the time of Halo 3 tend to love the Halo 3 era. Its kinda funny because the same sentiment is mirrored by Halo fans in regards to the Halo games.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is idolizing blue
    Adulthood is realizing red was better

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatching this shit its so painfully clear what a self insert Church is

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Leet World was better

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In 2016 when Trump won they were absolutely seething about it on the podcast
    And Gus straight up that they usually don't talk about politics but now they will because they have a DUTY to do so etc etc, and whenever there was a quiet moment Jack would bring up Oh btw did you see what Blumpf did this week
    I stopped watching then and skipped all this bullshit

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It is frankly insane how RvB is still going on and what it turned into. I stopped when the first series got to episode 100 or whatever and just figured they’d move on. Who the fuck kept watching after 2006 or so?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the fuck kept watching after 2006 or so?
      It was one of those things that artificially continued because the effect they had on the Halo community as a whole. They certainly were able to capitalize off their early success and I think Bernie realized the show would have to shift direct to continue. I mean some shit like Grifball and the PSA video's they did capture the vibe of the old shit but everything post Halo 2 does feel very artificial in terms of success and what I mean by that is it doesn't feel like people were really following the same RvB as the one that got us to episode 100 but something completely different. It's pretty apparent just in this thread that there is a major divide between people who prefer the comedy sitcom and the action shit of later seasons. But to go back to your question it was basically Grifting off Halo's success and the popularity of the genre they basically created.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was the dusk of a winter’s day. The gale had freshened since noon, stopping the traffic on the river, and now blew with the strength of a hurricane in fitful bursts that boomed like salvoes of great guns firing over the ocean. The rain slanted in sheets that flicked and subsided, and between whiles Jim had threatening glimpses of the tumbling tide, the small craft jumbled and tossing along the shore, the motionless buildings in the driving mist, the broad ferry-boats pitching ponderously at anchor, the vast landing-stages heaving up and down and smothered in sprays. The next gust seemed to blow all this away. The air was full of flying water. There was a fierce purpose in the gale, a furious earnestness in the screech of the wind, in the brutal tumult of earth and sky, that seemed directed at him, and made him hold his breath in awe. He stood still. It seemed to him he was whirled around.
    He was jostled. ‘Man the cutter!’ Boys rushed past him. A coaster running in for shelter had crashed through a schooner at anchor, and one of the ship’s instructors had seen the accident. A mob of boys clambered on the rails, clustered round the davits. ‘Collision. Just ahead of us. Mr. Symons saw it.’ A push made him stagger against the mizzen-mast, and he caught hold of a rope. The old training-ship chained to her moorings quivered all over, bowing gently head to wind, and with her scanty rigging humming in a deep bass the breathless song of her youth at sea. ‘Lower away!’ He saw the boat, manned, drop swiftly below the rail, and rushed after her. He heard a splash. ‘Let go; clear the falls!’ He leaned over. The river alongside seethed in frothy streaks. The cutter could be seen in the falling darkness under the spell of tide and wind, that for a moment held her bound, and tossing abreast of the ship. A yelling voice in her reached him faintly: ‘Keep stroke, you young whelps, if you want to save anybody! Keep stroke!’ And suddenly she lifted high…

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone post the link to the RvB where they start a song at the end? Chief starts "mmchk-uh" and eventually a honking warthog joins in, and it ends with the woooosh of a teleporter. I feel like a schizo since I thought it was an early episode but haven't been able to find it again

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did we ever find out why Rahul Kohli hates Adam?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't think so. aside from that one tweet from him and lawdog, don't think we'll ever know

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do americans discuss this garbage as if it's some piece of art?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do losers on a dying forum discuss trash? Lmfao? Look at the question you are asking haha

      Jim, disabled by a falling spar at the beginning of a week of which his Scottish captain used to say afterwards, ‘Man! it’s a pairfect meeracle to me how she lived through it!’ spent many days stretched on his back, dazed, battered, hopeless, and tormented as if at the bottom of an abyss of unrest. He did not care what the end would be, and in his lucid moments overvalued his indifference. The danger, when not seen, has the imperfect vagueness of human thought. The fear grows shadowy; and Imagination, the enemy of men, the father of all terrors, unstimulated, sinks to rest in the dullness of exhausted emotion. Jim saw nothing but the disorder of his tossed cabin. He lay there battened down in the midst of a small devastation, and felt secretly glad he had not to go on deck. But now and again an uncontrollable rush of anguish would grip him bodily, make him gasp and writhe under the blankets, and then the unintelligent brutality of an existence liable to the agony of such sensations filled him with a despairing desire to escape at any cost. Then fine weather returned, and he thought no more about It.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this is the only thread on /misc/ that doesn't reek to high heavens of shilling so I'm here

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rofl of course we gotta kill this thread so we can have another thread about LOTR or whatever fucking new amazon/netflix movie

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How did he get away with it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      got out at the right time, been making 5 figures/month on twitch for years.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Directly he could walk without a stick, he descended into the town to look for some opportunity to get home. Nothing offered just then, and, while waiting, he associated naturally with the men of his calling in the port. These were of two kinds. Some, very few and seen there but seldom, led mysterious lives, had preserved an undefaced energy with the temper of buccaneers and the eyes of dreamers. They appeared to live in a crazy maze of plans, hopes, dangers, enterprises, ahead of civilisation, in the dark places of the sea; and their death was the only event of their fantastic existence that seemed to have a reasonable certitude of achievement. The majority were men who, like himself, thrown there by some accident, had remained as officers of country ships. They had now a horror of the home service, with its harder conditions, severer view of duty, and the hazard of stormy oceans. They were attuned to the eternal peace of Eastern sky and sea. They loved short passages, good deck-chairs, large native crews, and the distinction of being white. They shuddered at the thought of hard work, and led precariously easy lives, always on the verge of dismissal, always on the verge of engagement, serving Chinamen, Arabs, half-castes—would have served the devil himself had he made it easy enough. They talked everlastingly of turns of luck: how So-and-so got charge of a boat on the coast of China—a soft thing; how this one had an easy billet in Japan somewhere, and that one was doing well in the Siamese navy; and in all they said—in their actions, in their looks, in their persons—could be detected the soft spot, the place of decay, the determination to lounge safely through existence.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The story Geoff told of some kid on the internet asking if Geoff even knew Millie was his because Griffin was the company bicycle was one of the hardest times I’ve ever laughed. Then he had to go and admit to the world Griffin had been fucking other men during their separation because some white tried to cancel him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao is this true

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he told that story on one of the podcasts where he cries and apologizes for being white to the token black employee.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love Conrad. Poland must be a great nation to produce such men.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Poland! Man think of what you say!
      All europe contributed to conrad’s creation

      Yes he is a remarkable man. A remarkable man. I remember hearing about him from the managing publisher and very much wanting to meet him…

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chained fish

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    reddit garbage

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't expect a fucking RvB thread to be filled with so many Autists I just popped in here to discuses 2000s machinima wtf is wrong you people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the paedo janny lapdog is on this site 24/7 just waiting to derail offtopic threads, it's just how it is. he does this every RT thread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the people who followed Rooster Teeth RWBYfags specifically

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Burnie jumped ship and left the country right before the racism and pedo shit came to light
    He 100% knew.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can an American explain how Ryan isn’t in jail? He fucked an underage girl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Idk the story but if it was statutory rape and the"victim" doesn't bring the case to police charges are probably not going to be filed. Just like in many domestic violence cases if the victim is unwilling to cooperate there is not much the police can do without overwhelming evidence.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thin she was legal but he was texting her underage

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    burnie left which is obviously a big morale sink
    multiple reports of overworking their animation staff
    abysmal numbers on their youtube channel
    the adam/ryan scandal bringing unwanted press

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      also they spent millions making a videogame that literally nobody played

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What was the game like? Did anyone here play?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i think it was some shitty beat em up smash clone thing, if i'm thinking of the right game. funhaus played it one year during their drunk E3 streams and they really had to hide how much they thought the game sucked

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Kek I'm gonna find that video

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              was bored so i went looking for it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                fuck wrong one

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me just posting the Machinema of all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of all the Machinima, that certainly is one.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Comming into this thread to post dicky. End up reading chapter one of a conrad novel and downloading it off libgen
    Thanks for the recommendation tv

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RVB was never funny. You were just easily amused kids

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I also like the halo novelty of it

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How the mighty have fallen...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. It's amazing to see Arin before he grew his faggy facial hair, had that dumb yellow streak & became a soiboi.

      Can't believe I ever thought this guy was cool.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it autism?

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Should I see Danny live or will an NSP concert be cringe

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sounds about right, you can def tell they aren't friends outside of a work sense

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this shit was the tightest shit back in 2010 when I was 13

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Damn thats alot of views

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i can't believe that worked
      >ah fuck, that didn't work

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >druk thread with 0 pedo posts got deleted before this
    sorry paedo, janny isn't listening!

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >kek lies
    Oh yeah?

    53:34

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Adam unironically did nothing wrong.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >filmed fucking his wife without her consent and sent it to strangers
      i think that's kinda wrong. a little bit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she was into it though, thats the reason why he wasn't completely thrown under the bus like ryan was. adams wife is just as degenerate as he is and encouraged and even participated in his shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          that doesn't matter dude, you don't spread that shit to the internet for the world to see. that's a massive betrayal of trust. i'd divorce my wife if she did that and i'd have good grounds for suing her in a civil suit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'm another anon, I just mean if it had come out in house that he was doing voyeuristic things in the office and it was dealt with privately, they may have kept him. Although I'm sure some people probably would just want him gone

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >they may have kept him
              i doubt it, he's a public figure. they couldn't risk keeping him on.

              >Although I'm sure some people probably would just want him gone
              there's that too. we know lawrence didn't like him, and james/elyse distanced themselves completely from him. bruce at least refused to talk about it; i'd like to think he still keeps in contact with him

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Rahul hated him too before everything came out I think

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >filmed fucking his wife without her consent and sent it to strangers
      i think that's kinda wrong. a little bit

      If there wasn't videos he'd be fine

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of those brazil? threads about that doctor sticking his dick in a womans mouth while she gives birth
        brazilposters insisting that it's only a crime because it was filmed, that if no-one ever knew and she didn't remember, it'd be fine

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to kill myself tomorrow

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We can all agree it was
    Ray >=Michael > Geoff >gavin >>jack>>>> ryan
    Right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Ray >=Michael > Geoff >gavin
      Kino vid recipe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >jack>
      It's impossible for jack to be better than anyone, that guy sucked from the first second he appeared on drunk tank, goddamn he sucked so hard

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you now realize that while the other members were using their fame to get underage pussy, Jack was fucking that fleshlight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Drunk tank used to be bullying jack so much lmao. Is it true him and his wife don't have sex? Think cause of some trauma she has or something?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Is it true him and his wife don't have sex?
          i believe it, he's literally the consummate soiboy who will bark when his wife says bark

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        At least people bullying jack was funny. Ryan was never funny in anyway

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is that just one guy against 4 tanks?
    OH SHIT HE HAS THE HALO 1 PISTOL!
    EVERYBODY RUN!

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    stopped watching them years ago. QRD on the sex scandal controversy? was my man Geoff involved?

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they get sue happy when people made machinima with their RBWY character models?

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of RoosterTeeth. I miss Funhaus so much bros. Why did Adam have to fuck it all up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      funhaus had already long peaked by late 2020. they were already crippled by bruce/lawrence leaving in late 2019. and then the pandemic did a number on them too.
      regardless, like i said in an earlier post: they gave us nearly 5 years of good content. don't be sad because it's over, be glad it even happened

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    halo is still kind of fun. 6 mostly fixes most things 5 wrecked and brought it back it a little to best halo - halo 4

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh the paedo finally finally figured out how to get unbanned and he's back!

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