>I'll ask your mother to leave the room you punk ass weather reporter. Come here and tell Jonah that, I'll frick you in your ass you punk weather reporter. You prostitute. You can't touch Jonah, you're not smart enough. I'll eat your butthole alive, you b***h. Frick you, you ho. Come and say it to Jonah's face.... I'll frick you in the ass in front of everybody. You b***h.... come on, you b***h. You're scared coward, you're not famous enough to frick with Jonah. You can't last two minutes in Jonah's world, b***h. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real men. I'll frick you 'til you love Jonah
>I don’t have no comment to that.. y’know because that’s negative and you’re being negative.. you know it’s interesting you come across as a nice woman but you’re really just a piece of shit with that comment. Nah frick you you’re a piece of shit >m…mike were on live air >I don’t care whatchu gonna do about it? >mike is it nervewracking being onstage and talking with Jonah? >it’s more nervewracking being up here talking to a rat piece of shit like you
>tfw miles doesnt defend jonah and goes on to star in the biggest summer blockbuster in a decade while jonah just posts instagram stories about reporters taking photos of him at the beach
>if i was on that desk with johan, it wouldnt have went down like it did >there would have been a lot of frog blood on that desk, then me saying, "okay, now lets get an apology for jonah"
Very funny Ornella, but not quite as funny as your delusion. Brad and Leo would never want someone as boring and used-up as you. Who even are you, really? You're just another host with a hole, a dime a dozen. Nothing about you stands out, apart from the dog breath I smell on you every time you open your c**t mouth. Face it, you're not worth thinking about for anybody, and I would struggle to even remember you by the end of the day. What makes you think a couple A-listers would even waste time with gutter trash? If anything you should be sucking up to me like you did to all the guys that got you where you are now, which frankly isn't very far ahead in life.
Miles, let's blow this joint. This b***h is stinking the place up.
>I'll ask your mother to leave the room you punk ass weather reporter. Come here and tell Jonah that, I'll frick you in your ass you punk weather reporter. You prostitute. You can't touch Jonah, you're not smart enough. I'll eat your butthole alive, you b***h. Frick you, you ho. Come and say it to Jonah's face.... I'll frick you in the ass in front of everybody. You b***h.... come on, you b***h. You're scared coward, you're not famous enough to frick with Jonah. You can't last two minutes in Jonah's world, b***h. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real men. I'll frick you 'til you love Jonah
>Very funny Ornella, but not quite as funny as your delusion. Brad and Leo would never want someone as boring and used-up as you. Who even are you, really? You're just an- >Wow, for someone with such an unathletic physique, you're quite long-winded! [Audience laughs]
ornella was right tho, jonah is brad and leo's personal buttmonkey, a pathetic jester to throw watermelon peels on while cackling from your recliner. he's nothing to them but a casual source of amusement, and infact when he started to thin they stopped caring for him, because he didn't look pathetic anymore, just mediocre.
there's only once response jonah could have come up with that she wouldn't be able to respond to, and that's:
"...what?! I can't watch?!"
She basically admitted to already having a threesome, if she re-emphasizes her joke, she's just calling herself a prostitute. It's not a very funny punch-line but I can't think of any repartee.
Ornella: ...ask you to leave!
*audience laughter*
Jonah:...What?! I can't watch?!
*audience laughs harder*
Ornella: ...hon hon...no...
*chuckles*
Jonah: well, I'd have to collect my fee first.
*audience laughs and jonah is forever heralded as the quickest wit in hollywood*
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fricking carefully now you stupid French b***h. You disgusting prostitute. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star...
Unironically the only way he could’ve won
>now if I could only force you to stop eating
MORE TIME
>No one forced you to have seconds!
>nuthin' personell...kid...
what kid? the one that you are pregnant with?
but not your diabetes, that was all you
she'd be dead
Stop trying to bring this back. It was solved years ago.
>I think they prefer younger women.
>I think you prefer to watch
Wtf?!?!
>I'll ask your mother to leave the room you punk ass weather reporter. Come here and tell Jonah that, I'll frick you in your ass you punk weather reporter. You prostitute. You can't touch Jonah, you're not smart enough. I'll eat your butthole alive, you b***h. Frick you, you ho. Come and say it to Jonah's face.... I'll frick you in the ass in front of everybody. You b***h.... come on, you b***h. You're scared coward, you're not famous enough to frick with Jonah. You can't last two minutes in Jonah's world, b***h. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real men. I'll frick you 'til you love Jonah
>I'll frick you 'til you love Jonah
How? I'll see him watching and feel so bad for him I can't help but love him?
>I'll frick you 'til you love Jonah
lost, heard it in my head hahahaha
>I don’t have no comment to that.. y’know because that’s negative and you’re being negative.. you know it’s interesting you come across as a nice woman but you’re really just a piece of shit with that comment. Nah frick you you’re a piece of shit
>m…mike were on live air
>I don’t care whatchu gonna do about it?
>mike is it nervewracking being onstage and talking with Jonah?
>it’s more nervewracking being up here talking to a rat piece of shit like you
Ladies and gentlemen… we got her.
why are women so cruel?
she's just the run of the mill prostitute who realised men can't beat her into submission anymore
t. jonah
>tfw miles doesnt defend jonah and goes on to star in the biggest summer blockbuster in a decade while jonah just posts instagram stories about reporters taking photos of him at the beach
milesbros...we fricking won
>h-hayai, he's fat!
French c**t
>Did i force the burgers into your mouth? hon hon hon.
MORE
TIME
>if i was on that desk with johan, it wouldnt have went down like it did
>there would have been a lot of frog blood on that desk, then me saying, "okay, now lets get an apology for jonah"
Very funny Ornella, but not quite as funny as your delusion. Brad and Leo would never want someone as boring and used-up as you. Who even are you, really? You're just another host with a hole, a dime a dozen. Nothing about you stands out, apart from the dog breath I smell on you every time you open your c**t mouth. Face it, you're not worth thinking about for anybody, and I would struggle to even remember you by the end of the day. What makes you think a couple A-listers would even waste time with gutter trash? If anything you should be sucking up to me like you did to all the guys that got you where you are now, which frankly isn't very far ahead in life.
Miles, let's blow this joint. This b***h is stinking the place up.
alright, now THIS is what jonah should've said
Jonahbros... we're back
> Jonah you fat frick apologize to Ornelia
> We're here to promote a fricking movie what are you doing
off for third breakfast huh fatty
This would cause Jonah to be reviled by the general public.
Enough time has elapsed
>which frankly isn't very far ahead in life.
You know all about not getting ahead, with how little you walk every day fatty
>Very funny Ornella, but not quite as funny as your delusion. Brad and Leo would never want someone as boring and used-up as you. Who even are you, really? You're just an-
>Wow, for someone with such an unathletic physique, you're quite long-winded! [Audience laughs]
too bad you couldn't think of that on the spot, huh jonah?
The Future is Male
jonah should've given her the backhand right then and there and then drag her off stage by the hair
Ok. Go to website.
Why are French people so rude bros?
Why are you reposting shit like you’re trying to get reddit gold, homosexual?
take your meds
have meds
Just a bit of banter. You wouldn't get it.
Why can't Americans handle the banter?
because we're conditioned to either fight, shoot, or sue, when hostility impedes us.
Freedom isn't free...
it's the "jew" way
Jonahbros, the AI is here to back us up
ornella was right tho, jonah is brad and leo's personal buttmonkey, a pathetic jester to throw watermelon peels on while cackling from your recliner. he's nothing to them but a casual source of amusement, and infact when he started to thin they stopped caring for him, because he didn't look pathetic anymore, just mediocre.
there's only once response jonah could have come up with that she wouldn't be able to respond to, and that's:
"...what?! I can't watch?!"
She basically admitted to already having a threesome, if she re-emphasizes her joke, she's just calling herself a prostitute. It's not a very funny punch-line but I can't think of any repartee.
Ornella: ...ask you to leave!
*audience laughter*
Jonah:...What?! I can't watch?!
*audience laughs harder*
Ornella: ...hon hon...no...
*chuckles*
Jonah: well, I'd have to collect my fee first.
*audience laughs and jonah is forever heralded as the quickest wit in hollywood*
fricking israelite
>it was personnel
>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fricking carefully now you stupid French b***h. You disgusting prostitute. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star...
when will Jonah have his revenge bros? he needs to hire some goons to kidnap that journo b***h and then lovingly sodomize her.
>Congrats on penetrating a woman for the first time