You get a Meeseeks box, but the catch is that you can only summon one Meeseeks. What will you tell him to do?

You get a Meeseeks box, but the catch is that you can only summon one Meeseeks. What will you tell him to do?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Build a new box with no restrictions.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make me a thousand Meeseeks refills.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Meeseeks, I want anime to be real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Destroy all communists, especially the ones who pretend not to be

      >t. didn't watch the show
      Meseeks aren't magical genies and have no special powers. There's a lot of shit they can't do. They're just very persistent servants.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing you just said would stop them from trying, you sourpuss.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And that's stopping Meeseeks from creating anime girl robots how?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see no problem with a Meeseeks endlessly, desperately slaughtering Commies, Anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Killing Communists isn't hard Stalin killed 16 million of them, hell Mao killed 20 Million.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get me a better Meeseeks box.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a laughably obvious you should be able to solve this situation.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy all communists, especially the ones who pretend not to be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I see no problem with a Meeseeks endlessly, desperately slaughtering Commies, Anon.

      Shannon Brandt did nothing wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know who that is but I'm going to assume I disagree in which case you're wrong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know who that is
          Rhymes with Doogal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bump

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mr meeseeks, i want you to take three pumps off my nut game!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Work a 9-5 job to support me shitposting on Cinemaphile.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him to not worry about his existence, therefore turning him into a friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He would disappear right after that.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. Get me a girlfriend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      woweee anon, i asked every girl in the city and she's the only one who's into you! If you wont date her of your own free will im gonna have to do something drastic! im mr meeseeks look at me!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Meeseeks, I would like for you to shoot me in the head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not dating Sucrose long enough to get a cut of her troony cartoon money
          >use the money to buy a better girlfriend
          Low test and low brainpan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you say anon! IM MR MEESEEKS, FACE THE WALL PLEASE!

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have him grind my games that have become more like jobs than fun.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mr.Meeseeks, be my loving wife for the rest of my life

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that would just make him/it/her want to kill you so that ends sooner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Either way, I win

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make me a youtube career that makes bank.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one at the time or just one in general?

    the wording needs to be more specific.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you ask Meeseeks to provide you sexual pleasure? Can they refuse?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd tell him to kill himself

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Meeseeks, find me a loyal boyfriend with the facial structure of Vergil DMC, Leon Scott Kennedy, or if you're really out of options just get me the cutest boy with a european accent and baritone voice you can, thank you
    it's difficult searching for perfection out here on my own

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him not to die kek
    But for real teach me to draw

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    suck my wiener and lick my balls and finger my butthole

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