You get one Robin to fight at your side while all the other Robins are trying to kill you.

You get one Robin to fight at your side while all the other Robins are trying to kill you.

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    redhood. hes got fricking guns.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you choose anyone but Dick.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >why would you choose anyone but DiAAAAACK

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Feel like Dick is the most likely to have "I was supposed to protect this person but I failed and they (you) died" kind of story.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Dick doesn't fail to save people that he's directly responsible for, the danger is being someone or being associated with something he openly cares about. Haly's Circus. 1013 Parkthorne. The entire city of Bludhaven. Just get rescued and get out and try not to be collateral damage in the next big crossover event.
        Damian or Jason fails to protect you and your death is just another blip in their journey of personal growth.

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Damien-kun

    Dick is probably the most reliable protector, but I really want Damien trying to murder me the least. He can BTFO reddit hood and tim in a fight with ease.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >1 vs 3-4 robins
    Might as well play Russian Roulette. Better odds that way.

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nightwing. Obviously.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Damian, he's the one who will resort to killing the fastest
    >b-but red hood
    Jobs massively. he'll probably shoot himself in the kneecap or something equally sad.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he have a healing factor or something?. He's literally your best bet.
      Are you really gonna trust a child or a woman or this guy

      >why would you choose anyone but DiAAAAACK

      He doesn't even kill to get the job done.
      I'm not saying jason is guaranteed victory but what else can you do

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't he have a healing factor or something
        No???
        Where the frick did you get that from

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Lazarus pits maybe?

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Make it official
    https://strawpoll.com/xVg7j3D6Mnr

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Steph's big mommy milkers are leaving the other Robins in shambles

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on who's writing them, I don't want to choose Jason just to find out Zdarsky is writing this.

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Steph
    I'm going to die but at least I can at least try and bang her

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Worth it.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wait if I pick Steph does Cass come in to assist? That radically affects my answer

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      stop trying to make these threads about your shitty waifu, asiaticgirl homosexual

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >HURRRDURRR IM moronic
        Nope, nothing to do with the fact that Cass could beat up all of them with one hand, it has to be some random boogeyman

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Tim. The others would aim for a showdown or try some cat and mouse shit, Tim's gonna spike their breakfast with horse laxatives, hide all the TP, and call it a day.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      In a fight, Tim would lose instantly. Instead he'd fake your death. The other robins would probably figure it out but hopefully not before you dissappear

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nightwing, he is the biggest character among the four. Red Hood can't kill anyone significant, so he would be completely useless trying anything against Nightwing, Tim and Damian would take some work but not much.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Red Hood can't kill anyone significant
      So how does this protect (YOU) from him?

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      DURRRRRRR

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Damien is objectively the best and most deadly fighter of them. Williamson's run showed that if he's not holding back he can just 1-shot most martial artists in the DCU.
    But Damian fricking sucks so I'm gonna pick Dick.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Could it be because Williamson writes the character as a self-insert?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Who self-inserts children?

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Carrie Kelly easily
    Why?
    She'll be the only fricking one who'd follow Batman's instructions for taking everyone out

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Timbros.... Dicksuckers.....

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >that b***h Jason being chosen over anyone

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Todd’s perfect for this task actually. As soon as he’s their opponent they will all be too distracted in all getting their turns in beating the shit out of him that they will forget about you and you can easily escape.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >that b***h Jason being chosen oveAAAAACK MY DELICATE CHILD BONES

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being proud as a 23 year old man beating up a 13 year old boy.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            must feel great

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >that b***h Jason being chosen oveAAAAACK MY DELICATE CHILD BONES

        Why doesn’t simply he mindbreak Damian by telling him what he did with his mother?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Batfam "owning" Jason only works because Jason isn't allowed to retaliates or talk back like a good strawman. DC is a kindergarten of autistic and edgy manchildren who would shit their pants if you said something mean to their face.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Based on what their abilities should be
    Dick
    >Based on how they are written
    Damian because he's least likely to job.
    >Based on who I want to snuggle me and tell me everything will be okay
    Steph

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mia Mizoguchi

    Her stories aren't edgy like the others so chances are I won't die

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Would that even matter is any robin good enough to fight the other robins at the same time while trying to keep someone safe?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Nightwing can tank the other Robins.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Which Robins can stand up to the might of the gooparang?

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jason is the one that most consistently managed to get an upper hand over Bruce and even forced him to snap once, plus he'll actually kill the problem most likely, so gonna go with him.

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jason or Tim. They could summon Bizarro or Conner to help you out.

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm chosing Blue Bird.

  23. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I choose Robin the Toy Wonder from DC 1,000,000. Just spews nukes out of his mouth, ez win.

  24. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I choose her.

  25. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Jason. But to be more specific, Winick’s Jason. Dick and Steph would be the first and second to die since they are too predictable. Damian is still a kid. Tim is the only real deal here because he is a genius, but I think Jason would be fine.

  26. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Damian is a shots therefore wins

  27. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    didnt Damien literally have a comic where he took out each Robin to prove he was the best?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      god damien is a homosexual

  28. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nightwing is low key the best fighter and most resourceful person in the batfamily.
    And he's never been seriously pressed or snapped so no one REALLY know what he's capable of when he's going full "I AM VENGENCE" and actually tries to seriously kill or hurt someone.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Cass is better.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        frick off asiaticgirl homosexual

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        She isn't.
        She reads people and movements like you are I would read a simple billboard and fights with and around them based on that.
        When she talks to Nightwing and he approached her it was like he was speaking a dozen different languages and she could see a hundred different ways he could beat and or kill her before he finished the short walk across the room to shake her hand.

        And her unique talent is being undone so she can become human and get over her trauma. So she will have to relearn how to fight and be a person while losing who she was as a fighter.

        god damien is a homosexual

        Just say "Blackspider says hi".
        The little rodent will freeze up and shit himself while being to scared to sit in a dark room alone.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

          >best fighter
          That would be Jason
          >most resourceful
          That would be Tim

          >Best fighter
          That would be Cass
          >Most resourceful
          That would also be Cass

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >best fighter
      That would be Jason
      >most resourceful
      That would be Tim

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Jason is bad at fighting and jobs constantly.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never been seriously pressed or snapped
      You sweet summer child.
      But it hasn't happened since the Bat-Family bloat started and he hasn't had a reason to go full psycho in a couple of decades.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I'm litterally embarassed that you think this is "losing his shit" and not just EDGE.

        Took you a while to google it huh?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, Dick going crazy after Blockbuster torched his circus and bombed his building was Dick losing his shit. I'd also take Dick beating Joker to death in Last Laugh.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I can't take that seriously with that art.
            awful

            And no.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure he's gone off the rails a few times

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Is this Dixon's run?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          No, Grayson's run.

  29. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Damian is the one who's had the most OP moments (the only one left standing at the end of Lazarus Planet, winning the Lazarus Island tournament against all the top assassins) so he's the most dangerous. But does he protect YOU though? But I think you'd still need to pick him since otherwise he's the best one out of them at killing and you'd be fricked. Jason would be the second concern since he has the power to own guns but I'd be more worried about Damien

  30. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Been wondering, when Tim Drake debuted what did they learn from Jason's unpopularity to avoid repeating?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a prick or "sassy"
      A lesson they didn't take to heart when creating Damion.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Damien was intentionally made to be an annoying little shit.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tim was a self insert. They made sure to have him jack off Bruce and Dick due to being a fanboy.
      He was also relatively competent but not overly so ie he would be helpful in ways that weren’t straight up kicking somebody’s ass due to him not having had training.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Not putting a writer who hate the idea of Robin in charge of writing your newly introduced Robin?

      All the Bats are sues then by this logic, save for maybe Steph

      Nta but that's because they are. The only Bats who aren't mary sues are Steph and Jason because their flaws are used against them, when the writers aren't just straight up reducing these characters to their flaws. Batman writers are so dumb and manicheans, who is a Sue and not is pretty easy to figure out.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Jason’s only flaw is being hated by DC.

  31. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dick. He was leading a team of super-powered teens, fighting demons and aliens, and seeing the worst of Gotham all before he was old enough to shave. Consider how skilled Dick Grayson was at 16 compared to how skilled Bruce Wayne was at 16 and you see just what a natural he is. He has the potential to be the greatest non-meta super-hero in the DCU.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >He was leading a team of super-powered teens, fighting demons and aliens, and seeing the worst of Gotham all before he was old enough to shave. Consider how skilled Dick Grayson was at 16 compared to how skilled Bruce Wayne was at 16 and you see just what a natural he is. He has the potential to be the greatest non-meta super-hero in the DCU.
      Dick is by far the most Mary Sue character is all of capeshit.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe just don't read batman comics, then?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Mary Sue? I think Dick is more like a shoehorned character or a writer's pet than a Mary Sue.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Robin is the reason Batman was successful in the first place.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about adult Dick.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          The only mary sue is asiaticgirl.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Cass is dumb as frick, so I don’t think she’s a Mary Sue.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Not a flaw that has ever been consistently applied.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                If she has a flaw, she’s not a Mary Sue.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Mary sues can have "flaws" that aren't really flaws. Cass being stupid doesn't stop her from being a hypercompetent Batgirl. It's never a serious impediment to being effective, so it's not a real flaw.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I have to admit, I misunderstood the concept of a Mary Sue, and you’re right. Cass is a Mary Sue.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                All the Bats are sues then by this logic, save for maybe Steph

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Cass couldn't even read when introduced she ain't a mary sue and her detective skills are pretty inexperienced

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Cass is the best fighter, bar none, of the Batman-adjacent crime fighters. But she's not a very good detective and needs to be taught or helped. She can't do much of anything with electronics or computers. And she can't really lead anyone, either.

            In a good Batman story there's more than action. There's mystery, and that's where Cass's shortcomings can be highlighted. Think of it like Pattinson's Batman in the Reeves film - he's a menace to fight already, and can collect all the clues, but he doesn't know how to put them together yet, he needs a little bit of blind luck and a lot of help to really figure out WHY everything is happening. Cass is the same way. She can beat the bad guy, but she won't know who that is without a lot of struggling.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Anon you're not allowed to know storytelling here you're supposed to just call things bad because you don't like them

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Cass is the best fighter, bar none, of the Batman-adjacent crime fighters
              A human female character without any superpowers being a better fighter than highly trained grown ass men is the very definition of a Mary Sue.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for making a statement that's so bald-faced wrong I don't even need to explain why.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Dick. He was leading a team of super-powered teens, fighting demons and aliens, and seeing the worst of Gotham all before he was old enough to shave.
      DickChads rise up.

  32. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    143601836
    asiaticgirl homosexuals continuously outing themselves as no comics reading morons

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only mary sue is asiaticgirl.

      Cassgays are DBZgays in the sense that they think some moronic obscure technique automatically jumps you ahead of everyone else.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      The only mary sue is asiaticgirl.

      Cass is an awful anime-style mary sue and has the most obnoxious fans on Cinemaphile but that doesn't justify the racism.

  33. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every Batman thread revolve around Cass at some point?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's the best.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      asiaticgirl homosexuals are the Carolgays of DC

  34. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even like Jason but since only Damien and Jason are willing to kill is pick Jason.

  35. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dick, so we can have a touching scene where I've been terribly injured and am hanging on by a thread, and he's in a safehouse comforting me as I struggle through the night by singing me the song about the boy on the flying trapeze.

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