You get to show them one kino and have them believe it is what the world beyond the ocean is really like.
What do you choose?
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You get to show them one kino and have them believe it is what the world beyond the ocean is really like. What do you choose?
Hellraiser
why do you chuds want to psychology torture innocent tribesmen who don't know any better?
The weak should fear the strong
They should be invaded and their land demolished to make way for a new kinoplex. Frick those savage shitskins. What puts them above the average law? Because they're a bunch of fricking hermits? Frick em, raid the island, and gun down every last one of them.
Whose jurisdiction would they be under? India's? It is kinda weird they can literally get away with murder, but that's sovereignty for you.
They're protected by the Indian government, yes
>letting an island remain a mono-cultured mono-racial society in current year
i think it is you who is the chud, sir. we need to bring them diversity
You know better? You still live with your parents.
i bet they frick those women up on that island lmao
Independence day kek
Someone should get a bigass ship, put a movie screen on it and park that fricker off the island, would be cool to see how they react
Roots.
Buck Breaking
Moana
apocalypto easily
Eraserhead
Waterworld
this plus a cage of white girls for snacks
shin godzilla
In b4 the thread is flooded with poojeets screaming about
>MUH HECKIN Black personINOS!!!
These savages need to be cleaned off of the face of the earth. Disgusting affronts to God.
>le traditionalism good, modernity bad
>B-BUT WE NEED TO KILL THE TRADITIONAL PEOPLE NOW!
First thing that came to my head too
But they might not be able to understand it without the context of seeing the show first.
Make them think we're more advanced than we really are, while also making them scared and even more reclusive.
I wouldn't show them anything.
I would go there, live as a nudist until they killed me
wtf i thought a black society without foreign interaction is going to be wakanda
>19th post best post
pottery
avatar
finding nemo
make em scared to sleep
Wouldn't work. They'd see a scary violent scene, followed by another violent scene of a character bleeding in bed (a bed that looks nothing like what they sleep on), and they wouldn't necessarily understand that we were seeing the dark time head pictures play out on screen.
The Holy Mountain
The Birth of a Nation or Triumph of the Will
Event Horizon
>Nobody said Jurassic Park
Lmao, you guys keep suggesting "horror" films or Alien shit. They're not going to understand what the frick they're looking at. But show them monster lizards like things. They'll get the message loud and clear. Remember, these people have zero context on society or anything at all. But everyone can recognize huge lizard things and loud roars as something being dangerous.
RCT-962
>not RCT-125
pleb
Show them the technological wonders of the outside world.
Yellow submarine
Predator
Godzilla (1998)
seeing them try to recreate this with missionary bodies would be priceless
Backrooms
What is a Woman?
Quest for Fire.
BlackedRaw
>amerishart waddles into the thread
Has no voice-over to distract them, just documentary footage of every important culture and geographic region on Earth. Maybe it would inspire some of them to want to leave the island so we can give them the vax
seconded
or Koyaanisqatsi
One Piece
WEEKEND AT BERNIES
slovak bawd boys 6
probably something like Ready Player One. The idea of showing these guys a pop culture filled movie with quirky film references, white people, and a bunch of technology shit that would just be 100% alien to them sounds hilarious.
The gods must be crazy
planet of the apes
I wouldn't show them a single thing. I would watch what they had to show me, and that's what nobody's done.
So... their arrow and spear collection before they lodge them in your larynx?
If it was their wieners I bet you wouldn't be complaining cuck boy
My friend I say this with all sincerity, Jill yourself immediately
>Jill yourself
i would sit my white ass down and listen
sausage party
Koyaanisqatsi. Their brains would flip out.
Showing them something like the Conjuring 1 or 2 could be funny.
Obvious choice. Pure Americana that's slow enough where it'd make the tribals docile while blowing their minds with new levels of kino while also introducing them to erotica.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Ulysses(1967), you fearful Jesuits.
didnt someone take a photo of them and then show them and they went apeshit because they thought their soul was trapped in the photo? you could show them seinfeld or something and half of them would probably collapse and die
lmao reminds me of the white dude who controlled an entire african tribe because he put a glow stick to the leaders chest and cracked it. he told him hes captured his soul and threatened to throw it in a lake.
At the beginning I'd tell them "this part is you. now watch"
I show them the bedt comedy movie of all time
The funniest part is how the documentary director (who is a complete sociopath butthole) has no regard for what the sight of an impaled woman implies to his own safety, his first instinct is to crack a smirk. But he's on camera pretending to be a "serious" documentarist, so he realizes he has to check himself and starts frowning. "Oh no, how terrible!"
the 1967 movie:
The gods must be crazy
> ywn just chill out on an island you and your ancestors have lived on for thousands of years fishing and eating coconuts not worrying about bills or recessions etc
I suffer in civilisation
Yeah, hella fun lifestyle, until you scratch yourself on something and then die of tetanus or blood-poisoning because you don’t have access to modern medicine lmao,
imagine believing that moronic shit
The frick are you on about? You know the body heals itself right? Fricking moronic brainwashed citycuck
>city slicker enters the thread and gives his sòyhomosexual "opinion" on things he knows nothing agbout
Lost to mind frick them hard
survivor season 10
Robocop
Isn't it weird how they know how to make bow and arrows
It’s literally like the first machine, it’s the barrier for even being considered human
... no?
I was just thinking the same thing
ever since a shipping barge crashed onto the island they learned to cold forge knives from scrap metal
The Thin Red Line
If I was them, I would definitely commit to another millennia of shitting in bushes after watching this.
works great then, lmao
Lord of the rings
you guys are idiots
you keep on forgetting that they don't evem know what a fricking film or tv or screen is
they would shit their pants when they see any moving image
and you want to show them complex stuff with a story and dialogue in a language they can't understand
try harder
Black Meat White Feet
I would show them this https://youtu.be/HeIkk6Yo0s8
>omg leave the heckin blackies on their island but you, western person, you must wageslave! where's your heckin joberino!
Star Wars would probably blow their minds more than any of the other meme answers on here. Practical effects look realer than CG
I would sneak in at night and BLEACH all of their women and then the next morning go out to my warship stationed 500 meters off their coast and play the video of me cumming inside their women on my
100 foot projector
I would show them the plinkett reviews without context
>a tribe of island rowdy Black folk getting to watch one and only one kino
i mean cmon guys these jokes write themselves
You guys do know what despite their dark skin they're not black. Negritos are their own race, closer to Abbos and Asians than Africans.
Kino that the whole tribe would enjoy
i would rather show them the opposite of kino, like one of those documentaries about trans and drag kids.
show them they're absolutely right to kill every single outlander homosexual that even attempts to step foot on their shore.
The Muppets Christmas Carol
This is actually a good question. What could you show Uncontacted people to maybe make them have a more positive outlook on the outside world, but the big challenge is it has to be relatable. What movies have simple, good messages that are surrounded in a premise that even these fools could understand and relate to?
They could probably understand Tarzan or Pocahontas to some extent, considering the premise and context they will be seeing it it
Also even if they dont understand the dialogue they can still understand music, which has universal human resonance. it's likely a large factor in why classic disney movies have such global appeal across cultures and age groups
Could a 6 man team of experienced commandos take this island out?
I had a movie idea once about a race around the world guy who gets shipwrecked on the island during a storm
Shit dude, one guy could probably.
yuru yuri