You have to write the series finale of King of the Hill where one of these four is revealed to have been the Arlen Slasher.

You have to write the series finale of King of the Hill where one of these four is revealed to have been the Arlen Slasher. It HAS to be one of these four. Which one do you pick?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Boomhauer's communication issues are actually indicative of a deep rooted trauma from his childhood. At the tender age of 7, Boomhauer, driven from his home by the sound of his mother's lovemaking, ran away to a local park and stumbled across the corpse of a prostitute with her throat brutally slashed. He re-enacts this scene with a string of female victims all of whom all look like his mother

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's been confessing the whole time but nobody understood. Like Mumbles from Dick Tracy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's been confessing the whole time but nobody understood. Like Mumbles from Dick Tracy

      Boomhauer was revealed to be a Texas Ranger in the finale To Sirloin With Love - he's hunting the killer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but WHO is he hunting? Has the entire show been him watching his suspect?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boomhauer develops a split personality after getting rejected for the millionth time. He's a Texas Ranger that is hunting for himself. His other personality commits the acts of the Arlen killer while Boomhauer is asleep. His other personality also speaks completely normal like in his perspective from the firefighter episode to draw suspicion away. His body count of women he's bagged isn't just related to his sexual undertakings. Cue the final scene of the season inspired from Spongebob where Boomhauer finds out he was the maniac all along after he finds his Ranger's badge on the last victim. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boomhauer develops a split personality after getting rejected for the millionth time. He's a Texas Ranger that is hunting for himself. His other personality commits the acts of the Arlen killer while Boomhauer is asleep. His other personality also speaks completely normal like in his perspective from the firefighter episode to draw suspicion away. His body count of women he's bagged isn't just related to his sexual undertakings. Cue the final scene of the season inspired from Spongebob where Boomhauer finds out he was the maniac all along after he finds his Ranger's badge on the last victim. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

        Either that or it's a detective Pardo from HM2 situation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But his whole family talks like that his, father, mother, and patch all of them

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dale did it, but it was to remove government tracking devices from the victims. He has a whole box of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bill is the slasher but is unaware of it, he disassociates and thinks he's dreaming of his high-school glory days where he's the Billdozer again and in his mind he sees that he's playing football when he's really brutally murdering is victims

      I feel like both Bill or Dale would be too obvious (though Bill not being aware would be a neat twist)
      I almost feel like it should be Hank and Dale's entire personality is a front he's actually an undercover fed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hank would definitely be the most shocking, but I’m sure it’d cause a ton of plot holes. Boomhauer seems like the only choice that isn’t too obvious

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bill is the slasher but is unaware of it, he disassociates and thinks he's dreaming of his high-school glory days where he's the Billdozer again and in his mind he sees that he's playing football when he's really brutally murdering is victims

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know the perfect ending. It could even be a two-parter. But it has to be Bill that will be King of the Hill.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually several people but dale ends up involved in every single case due to sheer bad luck and him chasing the slasher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, but the producers are adamant that it has to be one of the four.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        well then it's all 4 of them. boom. done.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Both Bill and Dale but all the deaths are mere accidents caused by their buffoonery and they’re blissfully unaware of that fact.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the best answer that doesn't involve a mass retcon or burial of the character. Both of them have gotten into high scale shenanigans before that caused massive damage, so it wouldn't be a stretch to assume it would lead to murder. It could be some weird new vice or habit they got into recently that their careless engagement in sets off a domino chain causing someone to die, which is how the police can't find any sort of linking motive beyond a connection to that thing, and how Hank or whoever figures out.
      You could probably have it end by having Hank and the gang inadvertently find a real murderer and pinning it on him by coincidence thereby getting them off scott-free

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bill killed a dozen people in that episode where Dale put a balloon on a lawn chair and sent Bill into the sky. Bill was dropping all kinds of shit you could say a few of those things hit and killed people for example and just keep going down the list of stupid shit they've done like the tunnel under the road that almost got them killed

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bill. He already has stalker tendencies.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hank but he is impersonating Bill. Bill gets it pinned all on him Dale is revealed to be a fed who was playing the fool with the help of local law enforcement officer and friend Ranger Boomhauer playing the dependable friend and ladies man. They knew it was Bill or Hank but couldn't say for sure. Hank gets away with it and burns his kill clothes in a propane grill dumps his tools in the same lake they dumped boomhauers car cause he knows they'll never check it especially after finding the car there it's a bad memory for all of them.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It being Dale would be obvious but you could twist so all of the government/alien conspiracy shit was all a ruse to make him look incompetent. And he only married Nancy so he could stay up to date on what ever the local news had on him. He also uses Rusty Shackleford as and alias, because he mistook his first victim for him

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blew up the Mega Lo Mart
    >blew up a car dealership
    >entered the country illegally
    >flooded Arlen and destroyed a strip mall
    >involved in a plot to assassinate Fidel Castro
    Has to be Hank. That boy's never been right.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hank

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The what? I don't remember that episode

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