You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?

You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No I wienered a Hattori Hanzo sword. I've been at the hospital for the last three days.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That frickin hat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a rather strange scene. Budd, an experienced assassin, who would probably have no qualms about killing that coked up israelite just takes it like a cuck. Is he playing a performative role like what Bill suggested Beatrix was doing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's lying low. By the time Bea starts going after him everyone knows that she's already taken out Oren.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a frick up, he has demons. Some people are very vulnerable to their vices despite being in a position where they can make a lot of money. Something inside him was probably never comfortable with being a killer. A lot of that was loyalty towards his brother. But after what he did to Bill's baby mama he probably snapped and walked away from everything. It's just insane to do that to someone you say you loved, even if you felt betrayed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's lying low. By the time Bea starts going after him everyone knows that she's already taken out Oren.

        He's a frick up, he has demons. Some people are very vulnerable to their vices despite being in a position where they can make a lot of money. Something inside him was probably never comfortable with being a killer. A lot of that was loyalty towards his brother. But after what he did to Bill's baby mama he probably snapped and walked away from everything. It's just insane to do that to someone you say you loved, even if you felt betrayed.

        He's punishing himself for killing all of those people and also welcomes Beatrix to kill him albeit putting up a fight first. Ironically, he is the only member to not get killed by her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine dying to a snake and Daryl Manhands.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >scene was actually quentin tarentino using his hands for darryl hannah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing he's good at is high level assassin stuff, and Bill won't let him do that unless they're working together.

        So he really needs that job. The boss is trying to keep his morale low so he doesn't wise up and find a better job. If it wasn't the hat it would be the shirt, if it wasn't the shirt it would be about him showing up late, or anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's there out of spite I'm guessing. Bill offered to set Budd up for life but Budd hated Bill too much for whatever their beef was. Budd gave up assassination and went to live a mediocre but easy life away from Bill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a form of self-harm to punish himself. You see it happen sometimes in normal professions where people with bad self-esteem start to make a lot of money and they sabotage themselves because they don't feel they deserve the lifestyle and success. In his case, you sort of have to piece things together and guess. I would imagine Bill's operation was a very professional gig where you generally didn't kill "civilians" and everything was done on a business level, not personal. Bill deciding to kill Beatrix was very personal, but the more important thing was that it involved a massacre of a lot of civilians.

        I would imagine Budd was like "no way I'm doing that shit, go kill her and just her" and Bill coaxed him into the bigger operation. Maybe he paid Budd, maybe he didn't. Afterwards though, Budd quit because he didn't want anything to do with Bill professionally anymore. What was Budd going to do, become a cop? Start a restaurant? I think Budd decided he belonged in Hell for what he did, not just at the church, but everything up to that as well, so he basically constructed his own little private Hell to do his time in and seek penance. Beatrix survives and Budd says "that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die, then again so does she" which means it's probably not shooting her itself that bothered him, but he does feel all of them are somewhat damned and escaping a fate they are owed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yup. Sabotage comes in a lot of forms, drugs, gambling, just in general risky shit, cutting big tips to people cus you know the shit was not legitimately earned, and women, always women. They'll choose the worst kind of trash that will frick with their head and their wallet.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what does cutting big tips mean?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Penance, self-flagellation.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bill is either equal to or just below Budd in skill.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That fricking hat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more wondering why he's so fricking dirt poor after spending his life as a world class assassin

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, no, you misheard me, Bill. What I said was...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish shed Hawk Tuad my Hattori Shimamura.... if you pick up what i'm putting down...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >captures heart by talking about spitting on dicks in public

      Normies are grotesque. I bet her parents are proud

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mangusta
    Rare
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    r
    e

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tarantula always had good taste in cars.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because feet go on the pedals.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How come there's never been a bicycle in any of his movies then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True, that was his Malibu and he used Michael Madsen's Cadillac twice.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You still got your Malibu?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >literally says chevelle on the frickin car

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In '64 the Chevelles had a Malibu badge on the quarter panel.
              Malibu was a trim package level for the Chevelle until '78.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's people under 50 still into classic muscle cars?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeaah i know zoomers into them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, lots of them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn’t know
              grim

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Implying Buck wasn't right to disown Bill and everything he was for putting a pregnant girl in a coma. You can tell from the way he deals with Beatrix that he almost wants her to come after him, he's just a realistic character and doesn't want to die.

    Honestly Elle was a shit character compared to Buck. I get that pretty blonde femme fatale shit sticks in your mind though.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No man, I tied a belt around my neck while jacking off in the closet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      totally not an assassination

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Bill is Tarantino's magnum opus and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when is he gonna release the definitive cut already fricking piece of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PF is. Kill Bill falls short on some places, like Pai Mei's campy ass make up. Cannot for the life of me sit there and watch that shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pai Mei is kino personified. How fricking dare you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >campy ass
        This is not a black space please leave

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's between Pulp Fiction and Once Upon A Time in Hollywood for me.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          once upon a time in hollywood was great until the ending, it could work if the movie were more campy from the beginning but I think it was a net negative.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This was my big problem with it. It was a literal masterpiece until the last piece. I get why he did it and all, it's just he had his masterpiece going and, in my opinion, he fricked it up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This was my big problem with it. It was a literal masterpiece until the last piece. I get why he did it and all, it's just he had his masterpiece going and, in my opinion, he fricked it up.

            You should read the novel. The Manson family massacre is not the ending and only barely mentioned in passing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i don't like pai mei shit that much either but still is one of my favs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once upon a time in hollywood, i used to say reservoir dogs

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he was just lying to gaslight Bill just for lullz

    Based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like most sibling quarrels he actually loves his brother and just doesn't want him to know. Same with Bill pointing out how the sword is a Hattori Hanzo rather than the fact he inscribed it with a message.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the comma grammatically correct?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the second one isn't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          quantifying it like that makes him sound like a closeted homo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Having some intern give a shot at using a dremel.
          That looks awful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That should be on the tang, but then it wouldn't be readable for the drooling audience.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the second one isn't

          It's an Oxford comma. Gramatically correct.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watch Kill Bill 1 a long time ago when I was a 15 yo twink. but I didn't have #2, maybe i should watch them again. I realize I have gotten so old that there is now merit in rewatching things because I don't even remember shit I saw a year or 2 ago let alone 10.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >referring to youre teenage self as a twink
      the internet continues to do grave damage to the minds of young generations

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot most of dark city and the thirteenth floor.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah really though I had TBI 5 years ago, crazy it has been that long already, my memory is shit now, cant wait to get alzheimers or whatever when I am 40.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you auto erotically fixated yourself to death?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he lie to Bill here? I never understood.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Bill refuses to grow up. Now he's gettin everybody killed. He lived in complete misery his whole life because he tolerated his brother's moronicness.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes you get so mad with your sibling that you say the meanest thing you can think of to them but you don't actually feel any real hatred towards them because they're still the family member you grew up with.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell you without ego, this is my finest blade. If you should meet God on your journey, God will be cut.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK was his problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the strongest and demands respect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Driver reveals she poisoned him to kill him in a cowardly way
      >Beatrix pays her back by repeating Pai Mei's eye snatch move she already lost one eye to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Respect an old man in a profession where men die young.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Scrubs die young.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Loved this movie when I was a teenager. Watched it once every few weeks. The only part that is 100% stupid is when they ambush the two guards (black guy and white guy) with the galil and they return fire with handguns on a random hill like 150 feet away lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women and Japanese

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What the FRICK was his problem?
      He lives alone on a mountain doing kung fu all day. I'd be angry all the time if that was my life too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine you spent 50 years perfecting a single punch. 50 years of waking up, punching, eating rice, sleeping. every day. and after all that, no one wants to learn what you've mastered, and the few who do aren't worthy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes the greatest character ever put to film

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dislikes Americans
      >loathes the Japanese
      >absolutely hates women
      Possibly one of the most based characters in the history of cinema

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's an old cranky man whose had a lot of time to make up his mind about yankee women and the fat-headed japanese. He's probably also had plenty of pupils give up on him and waste his time, so he's bitter and skeptical of anyone wanting his training.

      Realistically though I don't understand how his pupils could do anything but destroy their bodies when all he fed them was a bowl of rice. There's a reason why prisoners in slave labor camps don't come out as superhumans, without actual nutrition the body will just break down. I get that it's a movie but it was pretty immersion breaking being told that a small, frail Uma was supposed to become an unbeatable martial artist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has no penis.

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'ate Yanks
      'ate Japs
      'ate women

      luv me fishheads
      luv me punches

      simple as

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how could you give your wise, elder master the spicy fish head, Elle!?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Budd Vs. Virgil, who wins?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeh

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there people in a rowboat in the background?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that David Carradine died of auto-erotic asphyxiation in a Thai prostibule?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Beatrix bring her Hanzo sword to kill Vernita?

    She goes to Japan first, meets with Hanzo, gets her sword, then goes after Oren first since she was the easiest to find, then extracts info on the whereabouts of everyone else.

    She brings her sword on every other hit except Vernita. Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's just a housewife, she knows that she'll find her unarmed.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. The answer is that because Tarantino is a hack who insists on the meme of non-linear storytelling and didn't want to reveal the sword until she gets to Japan but because he wanted Vernita's fight to be the opening scene he decided that B wouldn't use her instrument of revenge that Tarantino placed so much emphasis on by hyping it up with in-universe lore.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the better bits of subtle storytelling in terms of setup and payoff in any fiction. The Hanzo sword wasn't priceless because it was a Hanzo sword, it was priceless because it was a gift from Bill with an engraving addressed to Budd, yet not only did Budd not sell it, he purposely played up that he did in order to hurt Bill for an unknown reason. Magnificent stuff.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Muh chink sword folded a million times!

    Americans are fricking pathetic.

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