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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superman but evil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your Amazon Prime series is coming right up, sir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An evil hero sounds like an oxymoron in itself

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 of Clubs. He's always in the right place at the wrong time. He can be at the scene of a crime before the crime takes place but it's always 2 months ahead so he has to carefully set up everything so that the crime doesn't happen without letting the would be criminals get away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2 of Clubs
      I don't get the name, but it sounds cool

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A black woman who can shapeshift into monsters

    her name is Thucreacha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only to discover that the greatest monster of all is racism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coolio

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What like mythological monsters or random monsters inc like monsters?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess mythological and cryptids? I didn't put much thought into this I just like the pun.

        I'll go the existential route with it and say that her power is to draw on humanity's collective fear of the unknown, allowing her to transform into the monsters that are ingrained into cultural zeitgeist. she could probably turn into licensed movie monsters too but wont to avoid copyright infringement.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor Revival. He brings warriors back to life upon their defeat, but his serum enhances their abilities

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Contrarian, a superhero powered by disagreement.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's an villain who inflicts my fetish at the time upon the heroines. uhhhh makes their feet unconfortably hot so they need to get barefoot I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also he tickles them for information wouldnt that be funny haha

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guy made of chalk who can climb rocks very easily and can punch people too or whatever.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ghost Mutt

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The /chan/neler. His powers are based on each boards theme.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lex Luthor but good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Edison Rex

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cashflow, a man who solves international poverty crisis by shooting money out of his hands (he gets arrested for counterfeit currency)

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Domino, a man with infinite power but each time he fights crime he only has 30 minutes to use them.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Batman but morally unambiguous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Batman?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only the parts of Batman which are well-written.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s a wrestler from modern times who fights vampires in fantasy medieval times. Like van helsing if he was ripped and dropped promos and did izuna drops and crazy shit on frankensteins and such.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon-kun...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Perfect, thanks for the inspiration

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Florida man, he’s a southern hick who swore never to work a day in his life so he tries to steal Florida lottery tickets to make the jackpot while getting banned from every gas station down the A1A, he doesn’t realize stolen lottery tickets aren’t redeemable. His attacks are named after wienertails, so he hits someone with the Rum Punch but if the guy is too strong he flees with the Rum Runner

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if superman but old and he has arthritis

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his name is OP and he has a 50% chance to mind control anyone who reads his post on an image board into doing whatever he wants and a secondary 50% chance to be laughed at.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU

    MUST RALLY THE HORDE, AND LEAD YOUR PEOPLE TO THEIR DESTINY

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuccboi. His power is to frick superheroines and not get attached

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woman-Man: a man with every power of a woman!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a bird!
      >It's a plane!
      >It's...
      *female choir sings*
      >Woman-Man!
      People say he's just a troony, but he swears it's a different thing!
      >Woman-Man!
      No workplace is complete without this one-man viper den!
      >Woman-Man!
      If you invite him for a beer, he'll tell you that he has a boyfriend!
      >Woman-Man!
      Feats include: knowledge of astrology, period leave and invention of absolutely nothing!
      >Woman-Man!
      You'd expect him to be able to cook, but nope, he still can't!
      >Woman-Man!
      He isn't a stereotype! We asked the ladies, and they sure aren't complaining!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Smith, he has the ability to predict the future and he fricking hates it
    He also wrongly interprets good fortune as bad luck, since it almost always involves him being saved from a bad situation. He is the center of whatever goes on around him, but he's less a hero and just someone that wants to be left alone

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shakebeavis

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bipartiman. He's bi, he's centrist, and he has half his dick cut off.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KING CUM

    EVERYTHING HE TOUCHES TURNS TO CUM

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jumping jackalopes, Batman! King Cum is painting the town white!
      >Now now, my prepubescent protege. The Sovereign of Semen can only cast his masturbatory magic thanks to that crown of his; and he's about to find out that the emporer has no clothes!

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Pistol
    She has the power of a Pistol Shrimp.
    She can create a powerful explosion by snapping her fingers.
    If she does it at point-blank range she can stun Superman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's cool as frick.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexualman
    Alias: OP
    Superpower: Sucking dicks at supersonic speed

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    D-Rail

    He can change the topic of any Cinemaphile thread,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So Spiderman?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A teenage girl who gets powers from bodypaint. She can wear up to three colors at a time, and each color imparts a different power.
    >that's just Primer
    She has to be naked for the paint to work.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit n' frick uhhhhh

    Cabbage Man, his power is growing carrots

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breach

    He gets Superman-like powers for up to 30 minutes every time he is raped. he naturally despises this power and tries desperately to avoid using it but there's a secret organization dedicated to constantly tracking him down and raping him. He spends his time hiding from them, reluctantly using his powers to fight supervillains after being raped, and trying to track down and destroy the secret organization that's raping him.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TWINKCEL

    Perpetually youthful, immortal powered by his eternal virginity, mad vidya skills and love for TayTay - currently, the most followed tiktok influencer on the planet not on Winnie or VladyP's payroll.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Super Straight. With his impeccable gaydar he hunts down homosexual ne'erdowells. Using his trademark 'Super Straight' punch he gives those homosexuals the fisting they deserve. Weakness: Lesbians. Technically gay but also hot so it confuses him.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Measuring Tape Man.
    He's somewhat good at fricking around with DeWalt 25 ft ATOMIC Compact Series Tape Measurers.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Road. With the power to sortof-magnetically attract dust, one man goes on a quest to clean his neighborhood of crime. His goal, of course, is peace and financial stability for all, so how does he do this when all he can do is blow some dirt into people's eyes?
    Yes, he does start using pocket sand. No, it's not part of a super hero costume. No costume, just a mask. Basic 40's style street hero like The Spirit.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Monster Master
    > A 15yr old kid who can create Pokemon style monsters at will. He thinks they're from a magical dimension, but he's really just psychic and they're tulpas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's really just severely delusional and his "monsters" are just him brutally assaulting people with things like electricity or fire

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a story set in the Marvel universe about a guy born with a stereotypical 60s supervillain name (Johnny Cruel, something that's obviously EVIL) who has spent his who life desperately fighting against destiny trying to turn him into a supervillain. He keeps getting into situations where he's about to get ironic superpowers or do something terrible based on his name and having to get out of them.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Outrage
    A drama youtuber discovers that the hate she directs toward other people can actually harm them. When she gets an innocent man killed for clicks she vows to only use her abilities on those who deserve it. A downside is that the masses hating her can cause her damage as well.

    Snapshot
    Dora Gray is the younger sister of Outrage's first innocent victim. She holds a grudge and soon discovers that any picture she takes shows someone's true nature. She tries it out on Outrage, discovers that she (now) has the heart of a true hero, and snaps and decides to use her powers to sow discord and distrust.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me
    It's just me.
    I'm able to do anything to anyone I just haven't decided to yet. #fear
    Did you know this has all happened before a couple thousand times? Maybe not because you were only told now. But I'm the protag. If you saw my hair you'd understand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too real anon..

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a spider with stupid strength that eats people but is still the size of a spider

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boogerman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already a thing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I actually made a superhero called garbageman as an "homage" to boogerman as a kid. even drew some comics where he went on adventures with his rat sidekick.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devilmachine. A low-ranking red humanoid devil is forced to go into a giant humanoid robot called Devilmachine and fight against invading space aliens, presumably because of devil summoner bound him to do so. He has a lot of the stock problems starting with homesickness and lack of desire to fight, and eventually becomes irritable and unable to function outside of battle. Because he isn't a human, he's seen as expendable to the government organization that funds the upkeep of the giant machine. It turns out that the opposing forces are also devils and the entire conflict was staged so that humans would believe in them more to give them power. It turns out the orchestrator was his father, and they fight. He fricking dies, but because of humans believing in Devilmachine as their protector, it continues to fight with a dead pilot. The father returns to Hell while laughing. Ending shows about a hundred years later most of the humans from that time in Hell because they believed in a devil for salvation, and the former pilot of Devilmachine calls them a bunch of idiots.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wienerman. He has the power to turn into a giant wiener (but NO balls!) and floods stuff with his radioactive cumstream. Master of the cum force

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pockets!

    A teenage boy who works a shitty minimum wage fast food job gains the ability to store items inside his body, treating it like a pocket dimension.

    He uses it to his advantage to get the three things he wants most in life. Girls, money and gorment food.

    He also has to deal with Villians and hero's who mess up his plans to make a business using his powers

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blackw.
    He is kind of like Apache Chief but with a blacksploitation theme.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gastrointestinal malfunction man
    uses fart propulsion to fly, stuns foes with noxious odors, low-tier hero. levels up and gets sharts that melt metal

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP man, with the power of immense homosexualry

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvel

    >Xmen Female Member
    Half human mutant, Half Nature elf girl
    Mutant Power - Healing/regeneration powers/ Power boosting, a less complicated Elixir + Mercy from Overwatch.
    This Healing force, I cant project into energy constructs/force fields, think of Gwen Tennyson when she fights.

    Elf powers - Nature/Elemental Magic, teleportion spells etc.
    instead of just vines, I can summon gaint tree or flower ents, wood snakes, crystal wolves. Etc
    Think of Naruto Ninjas using elemental jutsus and pokemon grass type attacks.

    Basically I'm Majik but insteatd of an Edgy Demon im more folkloric and I look like lux from LoL

    >Xmen Male Member
    Mutant slowly evolving into a Cyborg looking like Megaman.
    Mutant powers - The usual technopathy/self regeneration
    +think of Upgrade from Ben 10 + Megaman
    Taking simple technology and upgrading them.
    And like Megaman, I can process other mutants energy based powers and incorporate them into mine with a limited capacity.
    Cyclop's blast, Jean's Telekenisis is my force field, like some's electric powers I can use it to charge myself and give me lightning tier speed etc..

    I feel like these are whats missing with the Xmen team.

    >DC

    All I can come up with is
    Male clone of Supergirl with additional Maxima and Danny Phantom powers

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit-Man. He's an omega level mutant. He controls fecal matter.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Catman. He wears a costume that looks like a cat because it scares criminals. Catman doesn't kill. He just sends even the most psychotic mass murderers to prison so they can escape later on and commit more murders. By allowing criminals to escape, Catman can justify that the innocent will always need him to protect them from the criminals that he sends to prison. I guess that's not much of a hero after all.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Photon:

    A speedster who can reach incredible speeds, however, the faster he goes, the weaker and less able to influence physics around him he becomes. Also at high speeds something like accidentally running into a raindrop will kill him.

    He later discovers he can also do the opposite - become extremely dense and strong, but this also decreases his speed and reaction time. If he's not careful he can get stuck like this for a really long time because of how slow it makes him.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Player 1
    . he's power takes advantage of quantum immortally. from the other people's pov he is just flawless but from his pov he dies again and again and again, getting better and closer to solving the problem until he does.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Recaller. A witch who uses memory magic. She can pull out objects from her many memory palaces, including mythical and supernatural objects. But the objects dissappear after a while, and she has to prepare beforehand by studying loads of true information about these objects and crafting the appropriate mental imagery.

    She appears in a YA series to teach kids about memory techniques.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Portal-Lou

    He can open portals and send whatever he wants through them, but mainly does it to pull pranks on people by shitting and jizzing through his portals and watching it wind up on some unsuspecting rando.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Frick You
    He sits on his ass through massive happenings only to ensure through his supernatural spite that nothing really happens.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got done reading Worm a few weeks ago and it inspired me to come up with some (admittedly bare-bones) ideas.

    >WARlock
    Gunslinger who makes his own weapons and equipment. His gear and costume all have a magic/wizard aesthetic, with the costume in particular looking like a cross between a soldier and mage, hence the name.

    >Memoir
    Has 2 powers. The first is a limited ability to read the memories of people within his sight. To be more specific, he can only read the most traumatic/emotional memories of someone's life such as a loved one's death, getting (sexually) assaulted, etc. The second and main power is the ability to create 'ghostly' recreations of the things, places or people from the memories he reads. So, for example, he could recreate the gun someone used to kill in self defense, the abusive parent who was attacking them, or the shitty home they grew up in.

    >Debt Collector
    Somewhat of a joke character. He gets stronger if someone owes him money, and this ability scales to the person who owes him. So if Superman (or the local equivalent) owes him $20 bucks he would become capable of beating the shit out of him. This powerup fades when the debt is cleared.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Atomic blond. She’s your stereotypical dumb blond but she has the ability to give anyone who stares at her massive breasts a lethal dose of radiation

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a clown themed super hero with cartoon powers. Like he works Max Fleischer, Early Disney and Looney Toons physics. So he can pick up holes on the ground to move them, stretch his arms out like a spring etc.

    But here's the important part: This isn't like Freakazoid where the cartoon logic also applies to everyone else to a degree. Everything else in his world works on standard Marvel/DC type physics. Not entirely grounded in reality but enough that punching someone actually hurts them and doesn't just send them flying or squish their face like plastic or whatever. Basically if you drop an anvil on him he'll get squished into a pancake, drop one on anyone else and they'll be brutally maimed or just straight up dead.

    Also his abilities work on the Roger Rabbit "only when it's funny" rule. His powers will only work if it would make funny slapstick. So he can't just use them in a purely practical way.

    While he is silly to match his hero persona he's not a total cloudcuckoolander. He knows when a situation demands a more serious attitude, even if his fighting style doesn't reflect it because of the "only when it's funny" rule.

    His secret identity is that of a completely normal college student, he's not like a regular clown by day and super clown by night or anything. And he likes his student and clown personas equally. He enjoys being a silly clown hero but it's nice to relax and just be a normal guy with a regular group of friends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...just now realizing I could have just said "The Mask without all the uncanny valley shit."

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I played in a Savage Worlds Supers game once and played a super named METAMORPHO! (The exclamation point was part of his name. Also I was unaware of DC's Metamorpho at the time of making him).

    He had invented a device that allowed him to completely change his form, taking powers that allowed shapeshifting, stretching, a bit of growth and shrink to allow major changes, and some flight so he can turn into smaller flying things.
    I always had him dress in a Black motif with something multicolored in the middle.
    For instance, he first showed up as a man in a black suit with a rainbow tie, then one day as a punk rocker in a black leather jacket with a rainbow mowhawk. While disguised, he's appeared as a black briefcase with a rainbow strap along the middle, a Black bird with rainbow plumage, etc.

    He was technically a villain but ultimately ended up fighting a truly evil corporation with his compatriots at the end of the short campaign.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    superhero? I would get AI to come up with an idea, but im too lazy

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a few in a thing I’m writing, but my favorite has gotta be the super nice and enthusiastic guy with the power to create explosions centered around his body like the black bird from Angry Birds
    He’s gotten in hot water a lot of times with his hero organization, but he continues trudging forward for justice

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero that shits

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