It says here that Daves whole shtick while playing off of Norm was a mix of faux outrage and disappointment.
I liked that time he phoned in mid podcast just to berate Norm?
I understand comedy I just dont know anything about super dave except that bit. want to know if he really thinks slavery and holocaust jokes are off limits or if he is pretending.
Hey Luke, I ever tell ya about the time me and your old man saved a bunch of Twi'leks sex slaves from these Hutts? Oh yeah man, it was really something I tell ya. Ya see them Twi'leks only have a few skills and it all revolves around suckin and frickin! And they were grateful, to say the least, thatme and your old man had rescued them. But there was a slight problem with being a Jedi and it's uh, the fact that you can't have sex! Except for that Ki-Adi-Mundi fella, lucky jerk. So Anikan and I were in a real predicament! We had spent many a year facing the horrors of war and trekking through the heaps of gore and bone of Droid and Clone corpses, never once knowing the touch of a woman. Well your old man came up with an idea, and by god was it a good one, he said. "Hey Obi-Wan, frick the Jedi Code and lets frick these alien bawds!"
And that's how me and your old man broke centuries of Jedi traditions just to frick and suck a dozen of the horniest Twi'lek prostitutes known the the galaxy!
Oh man, he was a good friend I tells ya.
>But there was a slight problem with being a Jedi and it's uh, the fact that you can't have sex!
Not a big Star Wars gay but I thought jedi could have sex they just couldn't form connections. So theoretically a jedi like Obi Wan could have dozens of half-alien bastards running around the galaxy with latent jedi powers
Can someone non-autistic explain the joke to me, I get daily freakouts because I don't understand what the joke is: >Dead? I didn't even know he was sick
Context is him talking about Hitler, whilst pretending to read his Wikipedia page, under the pretense that he's still alive
Joke being that anyone would know Hitler was dead
Full clips got some more to it but that's the joke
the joke is he's treating the hitler as innocuous to the point of absurdity, the bonus that makes it really funny is making the israelite say 'he wasn't sick' which can be taken as a defence of hitler.
>autist asking for help >people ITT actually help
it sure isnt 2012 anymore
anyways, it kinda makes sense that you wouldn't get it, because what makes norm so funny is how incredibly awkward he can act and how he can impose that feeling onto others by catching them off guard
>Darth Sidious was a youngling rapist and murderer >Sidious chose his victims, he only chose victims who were mentally handicapped or, now don't laugh at this next part. Mentally handicapped or Gungan
>a lightsaber is something no one can take from you... well, unless you crush the throat of a pregnant lady and a bunch of children, but other than THAT...
A Tusken Raider friend of mine was telling me that his biggest worry was that if a group of Tusken Raiders attacked a town like Mos Pelgo and killed everyone there, just thousands of women, children and men, slaughtered. And then Tatooine retaliated against the Tusken Raider people, that's his biggest worry.
>Skywalker when you blew up the Death Star, you went different from anybody else because you used your targeting computer right? >I don't think so... was that true? I definitely did not use the targeting computer, no. >Oh... so the Force allowed you to make that big hit? >Yeah I mean it was a small thermal exhaust port >Oh so the computer doesn't really work?
>Is your mom still alive? >My mom? No... she's dead >Jesus Christ, is any of your relatives fricking alive? >This is about your aunt. Is she fricking dead?
>chomping
Its champing man, champing!!
It has always been champing at the bit.
Websters is wrong. it isnt a "variation" it comes from some Horse bullshit. They champ at the bit between their teeth.
jesus. these fricking idiots nonstop remixing every fricking pat of the language thing man.
>Anybody ever notice, and I don't mean to sound insensitive to ugly people or whatever, but does anybody ever notice that Emperor Palpatine looks ah, he looks like a monster? That's weird, right?
>They are revolutionizing how people fight. >Haven't you heard of the revolution? >Cast Kyper Crystal Lightsabers! >... >are you kidding me when you say Kyper?
You know, a gold-plated protocol droid would make a good retirement gift for a very, very good slave.
well played
ARE YOU SERIOUS? DID YOU JUST WRITE THAT?
I didn't write that
is super dave pretending or is he really a homosexual?
Why don't we explain for this anon at home what "playing the straight man" is.
It says here that Daves whole shtick while playing off of Norm was a mix of faux outrage and disappointment.
I liked that time he phoned in mid podcast just to berate Norm?
I understand comedy I just dont know anything about super dave except that bit. want to know if he really thinks slavery and holocaust jokes are off limits or if he is pretending.
Have you heard his BB king joke? Sounds pretty racist to me
Not he's being reactionary to make norms comment even funnier
Are you serious?
That joke was written a while ago, Dave
You know somebody should kill that Vader guy, he sounds like a real jerk
The more I learn about this Palpatine guy, the more I don't like him.
>Open your mouth and say oink
explain to the folks of the rebellion who obi wan kenobi is
Alderaan, what a tragedy.
>Were you on Alderaan at the time?
>No, I was on Tatooine
>Well, either way, it was a galactic tragedy
I say two billion he says two thousand
That sounds like some fricking rebel gobbletyasiatic
Alderaan was an inside job, you see.
Why do you laugh at that?
The worst part of Order 66 was the hypocrisy
I don't think that was the worst part
>when uncle anakin been drinking you don't frick with him
best joke ever
uncle norm is dead
now im just sad.
I didn't even know he was sick.
Underrated
C-3PO doesn't own a doghouse.
>I sense a presence I have not felt since... the Queensboro Bridge
>They're the highest quality razors in the world, you can slit your wife's throat
And then when he was racing he would spin.
Probably the worst gimmick a podracer ever had.
Hey Luke, I ever tell ya about the time me and your old man saved a bunch of Twi'leks sex slaves from these Hutts? Oh yeah man, it was really something I tell ya. Ya see them Twi'leks only have a few skills and it all revolves around suckin and frickin! And they were grateful, to say the least, thatme and your old man had rescued them. But there was a slight problem with being a Jedi and it's uh, the fact that you can't have sex! Except for that Ki-Adi-Mundi fella, lucky jerk. So Anikan and I were in a real predicament! We had spent many a year facing the horrors of war and trekking through the heaps of gore and bone of Droid and Clone corpses, never once knowing the touch of a woman. Well your old man came up with an idea, and by god was it a good one, he said. "Hey Obi-Wan, frick the Jedi Code and lets frick these alien bawds!"
And that's how me and your old man broke centuries of Jedi traditions just to frick and suck a dozen of the horniest Twi'lek prostitutes known the the galaxy!
Oh man, he was a good friend I tells ya.
>But there was a slight problem with being a Jedi and it's uh, the fact that you can't have sex!
Not a big Star Wars gay but I thought jedi could have sex they just couldn't form connections. So theoretically a jedi like Obi Wan could have dozens of half-alien bastards running around the galaxy with latent jedi powers
>Get a couple of dozen of your mates; go down to that Imperial palace and kill the old bag.
To what end?
>That's what makes Galactic Basic the Galaxy's toughest language
>It is the toughest language? To me it's the easiest
I don't get it
>I walked through blood and bantha fodder looking for my brother, Anakin
>He was on Mustafar
>Don't try it OJ, I have the high ground.
>Strike me now and I will become more deeply closeted than you can imagine.
When we last met you were deeply closeted, but now I AM THE HOMOSEXUAL
>My brother's Padawan. What a fricking moron
>Execute Order 9/11
said the israelite on the phone to him
>Han Solo was a good friend, he was a grand guy. He had hibernation sickness at the end.
You hear what they're calling it these days? an Ice nap.
Good God, Lando!
Can someone non-autistic explain the joke to me, I get daily freakouts because I don't understand what the joke is:
>Dead? I didn't even know he was sick
Please I can't take it anymore
norm mcdonald died but he hid his illness from the world so his death came as a surprise
Context is him talking about Hitler, whilst pretending to read his Wikipedia page, under the pretense that he's still alive
Joke being that anyone would know Hitler was dead
Full clips got some more to it but that's the joke
the joke is he's treating the hitler as innocuous to the point of absurdity, the bonus that makes it really funny is making the israelite say 'he wasn't sick' which can be taken as a defence of hitler.
The joke was originally about Hitler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sujOHqfd0NM
>norm live
Not anymore!
>autist asking for help
>people ITT actually help
it sure isnt 2012 anymore
anyways, it kinda makes sense that you wouldn't get it, because what makes norm so funny is how incredibly awkward he can act and how he can impose that feeling onto others by catching them off guard
His cohost is a holocaust denier
>"I'm israeli. I had a bar mitzvah."
>Never once denies the holocaust-denier allegations
"Stalin is just as bad" that's what they always say
>This fricker over here keeps going on about how the shadows of the chimneys dont make sense.
>The culprit, you guessed it, Max Rebo
funniness level: 0.00%
>Darth Sidious was a youngling rapist and murderer
>Sidious chose his victims, he only chose victims who were mentally handicapped or, now don't laugh at this next part. Mentally handicapped or Gungan
Underrated.
This just in, Palpatine is dead and the Galatic Empire is fracturing! ...Or so the Empire would have us believe.
darth plagueis the wise, that reminds me of that tragedy ...
>a lightsaber is something no one can take from you... well, unless you crush the throat of a pregnant lady and a bunch of children, but other than THAT...
i feel like there's a bantha on my chest
Lel
I will not eat a single morsel of food until Emperor Palpatine is dead and buried!
>He died three weeks ago.
Norm looks like Göring in the thumbnail
A Tusken Raider friend of mine was telling me that his biggest worry was that if a group of Tusken Raiders attacked a town like Mos Pelgo and killed everyone there, just thousands of women, children and men, slaughtered. And then Tatooine retaliated against the Tusken Raider people, that's his biggest worry.
>News this week that Alderan has been destroyed for aiding a terrorist plot against the Empire.. Or so the Empire would have us believe
Alllll the stars are here!
>Fennec Shand
>8D8
>Garsa Fwip
>Krrsantan
>Drash and Skad
>Lortha Peel
>and the Hutt Twins!
>Skywalker when you blew up the Death Star, you went different from anybody else because you used your targeting computer right?
>I don't think so... was that true? I definitely did not use the targeting computer, no.
>Oh... so the Force allowed you to make that big hit?
>Yeah I mean it was a small thermal exhaust port
>Oh so the computer doesn't really work?
"I walked through blood and bones in the corridors of the Death Star, trying to find my brother."
"The Force."
"Yea. He was in northern Hoth."
It’s robosexual Owen
i'd be afraid i would get lost in vader's eyes, caught in his spell
>Is your mom still alive?
>My mom? No... she's dead
>Jesus Christ, is any of your relatives fricking alive?
>This is about your aunt. Is she fricking dead?
>I'm a Jedi. It's not STYLISH to say now.
ALL THE STAR WARS ARE HERE
>Mon Mothma kills people, I thought everybody knew that
>"I've been reading all these Yoda quotes. I'm starting to think this guys moronic."
actually lost. thx fren
>I will not eat a single morsel of food until Darth Plagueis is dead and buried
>Hey bro, let’s kill that honky b***h!
>NORM WAS SO BASED I MISS YOU PATRICE RIP SKYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The skyking shit is pretty pathetic but norm and patrice are based, get some taste.
norm mcdonalds was a joke thief
>"I mean Ahoska...whose better than her with a lightsaber?...except dudes."
lel
>I consider Rey Palpatine to be the most powerful person in the galaxy. If you take me out of the equation.
>"Yeah I've been chomping at the bits to ask this one: Where do you get your force from?"
>chomping
Its champing man, champing!!
It has always been champing at the bit.
Websters is wrong. it isnt a "variation" it comes from some Horse bullshit. They champ at the bit between their teeth.
jesus. these fricking idiots nonstop remixing every fricking pat of the language thing man.
Holy shit your right. Why did Adam Egret say chomping? That fricking guy...
>Is it chomping or champing?
>Anybody ever notice, and I don't mean to sound insensitive to ugly people or whatever, but does anybody ever notice that Emperor Palpatine looks ah, he looks like a monster? That's weird, right?
Best thread on ‘tv/ right now
How do you all know so many of his bits?
Norm Macdonald Live
https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live
Thanks!
>They are revolutionizing how people fight.
>Haven't you heard of the revolution?
>Cast Kyper Crystal Lightsabers!
>...
>are you kidding me when you say Kyper?
>Do you own a dog house?
>No
>Oh, so you're one of them gay droids
So a crack prostitute and a dirty jawa are in bed together...he says to the prostitute he says he says oooteeedeee
I never understood those guys...
>I don’t see why The Emperor would ever lie to us
the jedi order invented the lightsaber but i invented the lightsaber.. up my ass
That Palpatine guy is a real jerk.