>you know, there is one more thing that's been bothering me...

>you know, there is one more thing that's been bothering me...
What do you do in this situation?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *click*
    BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Turn 360 degrees and walk away
      >Turn 360 degrees
      >360
      >walk away
      Please pick up a geometry book, gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Newfag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok "oldfag" please explain to me how you can turn 360 degrees and walk AWAY! It's impossible dumbass moron garden gnome gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if I spam moron garden gnome into every sentence I fit in

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >newfag

            I've been here since 2018, bet you feel stupid now huh?

            Trying too hard, made the bait too obvious

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't you dare reply to me again, you fucking asshole!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              trying too hard man

              >Trying too hard.
              Kind of the point with that meme. Everybody knows the answer and response
              >Turn 360 degrees and walk away
              >That's impossible, dumbass!
              >Argue back / Post Moonwalk gif / Call him a newfag
              >etc.
              We just all pretend like we don't and play along for lulz. Acting more oblivious and newfaggy just makes it funnier.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            trying too hard man

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stand on a spot
            >turn 360 degrees
            >walk 20 steps
            You have now walked 20 steps *AWAY* from the spot. Retard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The fuck are you talking about, retard? Anon meant walk away from COLUMBO. Are you on top of fucking Columbo, gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >newfag

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been here since 2018, bet you feel stupid now huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Retard doesn't know basic Math
        About you go back to school dumbass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just lure someone into the woods, kill them and dump their body into a lake. Even if the police have suHispanicions if they can't prove anything you're fine.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What is it fellow policeman, know that i'm entirely at your disposal for any help you may need whatsoever, i hope doing so will erase any suHispanicion you might have on me being the cruel murderer, which i'm absolutely not as you understood on the first glance when meeting my rich and arrogant me, even though your peculiar behavior may soon get me annoyed and less wary of you, which might result in a mistake I will do or say in front of you by anger or frustration, that will confirm I am the cruel murderer, because it's me.
    Blown away and can no longer investigate me, problem solved

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to speak to you without my lawyer, Mr Goldstein.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do shows like this get 1000 seasons? you know he's going to solve the case 99% of the time and the cases themselves are rarely interesting enough to justify even being put to screen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun seeing how he solves the case and watching him bring down a smug killer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Peter Falk got the network to shoot each episode like a movie instead of a constant TV Drama.

      It aged incredibly well because of this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He only did 4-6 episodes a year.

      I would watch 20 minutes of Peter Falk just interacting with a random celebrity.

      Also, this is the best Columbo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_UN2S8SasY

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite episode is "Playback".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His fake eye looks more real than his actual eye... wtf. Also, is this the eye that many celebs get a mysterious "black eye"?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I understand how no one killed monk but I don't get how no one just pulled out a revolver and blasted this fuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all think they can bamboozle him, and a lot of them don't want to murder anyone except the person they originally killed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they would definitely get arrested if they just fucking killed a cop, what would they gain from that? it's not like if you just kill the detective investigating you his evidence and file on you just disappears and the problem goes away, you'd just end up under the jail instead of inside of it

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck his wife

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah that's great, I don't care, goodbye

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just don't admit anything when he solves the murder on a hunch and go free when the case is thrown out due to lack of evidence

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, Colombo... if you're Italian how come I never see you eatin' gabagool?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this conversation is over, you didn't lead with your best foot, I don't want you around.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Columbo examines a door frame while deep in thought and spills cigar ashes on the carpet*
    >Excuse me, what on earth are you doing?
    >>Oh, pardon me, sir. Just looking around the scene.
    >Who the hell are you?
    >>Uh, Lieutenant Columbo, sir. I'm a detective. Now uh, where did I place my badge...ah, here we are.
    >I see...
    >>Mr. Brown, I couldn't help but notice that the room where the victim suffocated to death had wooden doors, doesn't that seem a bit odd to you?
    >I don't follow, Lieutenant, and quite frankly I have a great deal of work to do on my taxes, and I would rather not have people wandering around my house in the meantime.
    >>Oh, I understand that, sir. My wife is all about getting our taxes done early, it's a mess around the house. Me? I can't seem to follow any of that gibberish.
    >Yes, Lieutenant, I wish you luck with all of that.
    >>And you too, sir.
    *Columbo pretends to leave before turning around, much to the dismay of the house owner*
    >>Just one more thing, I'm terribly sorry about all the mess that I've made here, it seems that I spilled ash all over your candle holder here. Now let me write you a check to pay for cleaning that.
    >That won't be necessary.
    >>Oh, I couldn't just leave this mess here, I'd feel awful about it. Besides, the chief has instructed me to make sure that the department pays for any damages involved with us investigating things.
    >Well, if you insist, Lieutenant.
    >>Who shall I make the check out to?
    >Jonathan Brown Katz.
    >>Oh, and here I was thinking your last name was Brown. I apologize, Mr. Katz. What kind of name is that anyway? Swedish?
    >It's Hebrew, Lieutenant.
    *Avante-Garde ominous 70s music plays*
    >>Now isn't that interesting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy kino

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his wife is real

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK OFF, GET A WARRANT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically. Could the police in the 70's really just break into your home and start looking around without a warrant and without even telling you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whenever Columbo would enter premises to search for clues, he would always do it under the pretence of a random task bringing him their by coincidence (e.g. returning something that he had borrowed from the culprit), hence the lack of a warrant

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well more importantly he'd usually just be looking at things that were in plain view, if he had permission to be there in the first place that's not really searching the house. there were definitely times where he pretty much broke the law in this regard tho, like the episode

          Anyone who thinks you can beat Columbo needs to watch the episode "Double Exposure". It shows that you can do everything right and he'll still catch you.

          mentioned.

          he fucking breaks into the guy's office and stages photos of him "looking" through the room, which is somehow ok because he didn't actually touch anything so it wasn't a search, in order to bait the killer into checking on the hidden evidence

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Early Dragnet had them doing that. Warrants were something that the FBI had to get. Then a court case, and they changed the show.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only benefit to letting Columbo talk to you about the case is that he figures shit out quickly so immediately after you could get rid of any evidence

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me personally? I'd just be innocent of the murder.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who thinks you can beat Columbo needs to watch the episode "Double Exposure". It shows that you can do everything right and he'll still catch you.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh? And now you intend to bother me with it as well?

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